北極移民中英文對(duì)照

別相信那些嫉恨者的話，諾姆Don'tlistentothehaters,Norm.你是頭北極熊，你能行的You'reapolarbear.Yougotthis.看看你的利爪Imean,lookatthosepaws.你是食肉動(dòng)物You'reananimal...literally.那可是能讓你吃到飽的海豹自助餐It'sanall-you-can-eatsealbuffet.去好好享用吧Gofillyourplate.死心吧，伙計(jì)們Read'emandweep,boys.我拿到一手"葫蘆"Cari-boo-yah!Fullhouse.他肯定抓不著的用我的鹿角打賭I'dbetantlershefailsagain.他看來餓了Ah,helookshungry.我想他十有八九能抓住那可憐的家伙I'mgivingten-to-oneoddshecatchesthepoorpinniped.他們說我不會(huì)捕獵TheysayIcan'thunt.如果我不會(huì)捕獵還怎么當(dāng)國(guó)王？Oy,phooey!HowcanIbekingifIcan'thunt?耶這會(huì)很痛的Thisisgonnahurt.Oh!也不是很痛Thatwasn'tsobad.這下好痛Oy,thatwasbad.他們說他根本不用心Theysayhedoesn'thaveanyfocus.嗨，伊麗莎白Huh?Hi,Elizabeth.嗨Hi.Augh!天啊，這里全是冰Jeez,it'slikepureiceuphere.這樣很容易發(fā)生意外的Anaccidentwaitingtohappen,youknow?得有人站出來做點(diǎn)什么Imean,somebodyshouldreallydosomethingaboutthis,huh?旅鼠們Ahem.Lemmings.總之，現(xiàn)在我得走了Anyway,Ireallyshouldgetgoin'now.我得去抓只海豹打打牙祭I'vegotasealtogocatchandeatandI...好了，我...再見，我走了anyway,Iuh...Seeya,gottago.再見了，回見，伊麗莎白Byenow.Catchyalater,Elizabeth.寶貝，看啊，北極熊在捕食Babe,look!Ahunt!這次旅行總算沒白花錢Thistripisfinallypayin'off.有什么遺言嗎？AnylastwordsbeforeIeatyou?拜托，別那么說Oh,comeon.Don'tsaythat.你總是知道該如何讓我心軟Youalwaysknowexactlywhattosaytogettome.吃了它，吃了它Eathim.Eathim!-是的，吃了他-吃了他-Yeah!Eathim.-Eathim!想知道我為何不吃你嗎？YouwannaknowwhyI'mnotgonnaeatyou?你有一分鐘時(shí)間嗎？或許得一小時(shí)Yougotaminute?Well,maybeanhour.這都得從我13歲時(shí)候說起ItallstartedwhenIturned13.在健康課上，他們告訴我們我們的聲音會(huì)改變Inhealthclasstheytoldushowourgrowlwouldchange,我們會(huì)開始長(zhǎng)更多的毛howwe'dstartgettingmorefuronourbodies.但是他們從來沒說跟人類交流有關(guān)的事Buttheydidn'tsayanythingaboutspeakingtohumans.我要一頭，我要一頭我要一頭Iwantone!Iwantone!Iwantone!Iwantone!他們不是應(yīng)該離我們至少50碼嗎？Aren'ttheysupposedtostay50yardsaway?如果這個(gè)熊孩子再往前走我就要把她撲倒Ifthislittlebrattakesonemorestep,I'mgonnapounce.等等，孩子Keepitup,kid.你能得到的只有一個(gè)熊抱Theonlythingyou'regonnagetisamauling.難道你不知道我們是野生動(dòng)物嗎？Can'tyaseewe'rewildanimalshere?你剛才在跟我說話？Didyoujusttalktome?等等，你會(huì)說熊語(yǔ)？Wait.Youcanspeakbear?不，傻瓜，是你在說人話No,dummy,you'respeakinghuman.我當(dāng)時(shí)不知道該怎么辦Ididn'tknowwhattodo.別的熊可都不會(huì)說人話Nootherbearseemedtobeabletospeakhuman.當(dāng)然別的熊也無法體會(huì)到我這種奇怪的感覺AndcertainlynootherbearhadtheseweirdfeelingsthatIhad.所以我去見了世界上最聰明的熊SoIwenttogoseethewisestbearintheworld.北極的皇帝TheKingoftheArctic,也就是我的爺爺whoconvenientlywasalsomygrandpa.我不知道該怎么辦我也不想這樣Idon'tknowwhattodo.Ididn'taskforthis.我到底怎么了？Whatiswrongwithme?你沒有任何不對(duì)的地方，諾姆你是特別的Nothingiswrongwithyou,Norm.You'respecial.是的，獨(dú)一無二的Yeah,arealoneofakind.事實(shí)上，是天生一對(duì)Actually,moreliketwoofakind.我也有一樣的能力Isharethesametrait.我也可以和人類溝通I,too,canspeaktoourhumanvisitors.你也可以和他們說話？Youcantalktothem,too?是的Ican.北極熊是北極的標(biāo)志，諾姆PolarbearsareiconsoftheArctic,Norm.而標(biāo)志性的聲音也是極具價(jià)值的Andaniconwithavoicecanbeverypowerfulindeed.我們的領(lǐng)地很脆弱，我們要守護(hù)它Ourlandisvulnerableandwe'reresponsible.現(xiàn)在你只要知道我們所擁有的才能Fornow'justknowthatwhatyouandIhave是上天的恩賜就行了isagreatgift.有一天你完全明白的Onedayyou'lltrulyunderstand.但我何時(shí)才能明白？ButwhenwillIunderstand?但是故事沒有結(jié)束Butitdidn'tendthere.我開始迷上了人類的行為Humantendencieshadtakenovermybody.于是我開始跳北極舞That'swhenIstarteddoingtheArcticShake.?所有人?Everybody??讓我自由說出心聲?Letmespeakfree??當(dāng)你想當(dāng)?shù)娜苏酒饋泶舐曊f...?Bewhoyouwannabe,standupandshout...?我為冬天注入了靈魂Iputthe"soul"inwintersolstice.?搖擺你的身體?Getdownmoveyourbodyallaround??釋放你的激情，釋放你的激情?Letyourcrazyout,letyourcrazyout??-大叫-直到電池用完-?Shout...?-Untilthebatteriesranout.目前，這些感覺讓我感到很高興Thesedays,I'mprettygladIhavethesefeelings,但是我真的不知道該拿它們?cè)趺崔kbutIjustdon'tknowwhattodowiththem.直到不久之前Andthatbringsmetotheotherday.你為何不干脆拍張照？那樣可以保留很久Whydon'tyoutakeapicture?It'lllastlonger.我就知道他不會(huì)殺了海豹Iknewhewouldn'tkilltheseal.-付款吧-好吧，給你-Payup.-Fine,here.好在鹿角還能再長(zhǎng)You'reluckythesethingsgrowback.我是頭不會(huì)捕獵的北極熊我比酸奶酪還軟弱I'mabearwhocan'thunt.I'msofterthanfrozenyogurt.誰(shuí)會(huì)需要一頭生性善良Whoneedsabearwithtoomuchcare毫不嚇人的北極熊？andnotenoughscare?諾姆，你在吟詩(shī)嗎？Norm!Whatisthat,ahaiku?老爸是怎么評(píng)價(jià)寫詩(shī)的？WhatdidDadtellyouaboutwritingpoetry?我知道，我知道"讓熊貓寶貝去寫詩(shī)吧“Iknow,Iknow."Leavethepoetrytothepandabears."怎么了，斯坦？What'sup,Stan?我只聽到了結(jié)尾的部分Ionlycaughtthetailendofit...但我今天因?yàn)槟悴东C失敗大賺了一筆，大哥butImadesomemoneyoffyourfailedhunttoday,bigbro.我也不希望如此IwishI'dcaughtthetailendofmyhunt.我給你個(gè)建議，哥們Letmegiveyousomeadvice,bro.要聽你的胃指揮而不是聽你的心指揮Actwithyourstomachandnotyourheart.我得去干活了失陪了，諾姆Oh,my5:00ishere.Excuseme,Normie.我真的想不明白你為何在那些游客身上花那么多時(shí)間和精力Idon'tknowwhyyouspendsomuchtimeandenergyonthesetourists.他們把這里毀了They'reruiningituphere.反之，我的朋友Aucontraire,monfrere.就像老爸一直說的"只要把人類伺候開心了AsDadalwayssaid,"Ifhumanscometoourlandandclap,他們就不會(huì)搗亂”theycan'tcometoourlandandcrap."“讓他們開心...""Givethemascene..."北極就能一直美麗”theArcticstaysclean."謝謝，斯坦，我明白但是爺爺總是說...Thanks,Stan,Igotit.ButGrandpaalwayssaid...別再提爺爺了，諾姆EnoughaboutGrandpa,Norm.他離開了我們，記得嗎？Heleftus,remember?他又不生活在這我們生活在這He'snothere.Weare.人類不會(huì)毀了他們喜歡的東西Thehumanswon'tdestroysomethingtheylove.他們喜歡的是...Andtheylove...我們us!讓我們給這些不遠(yuǎn)萬(wàn)里趕來的人類他們想要的Let'sgivethesepeoplewhattheycameathousandmilestosee:一場(chǎng)表演ashow!開始吧Andgo!Whoa!這些只是小兒科Youain'tseennothin'yet.鯨魚，我需要鯨魚Whales,Ineedwhales.?你要做...你要做什么...?Whatyougonna...whatyougonnadowiththat...?要我跟你說多少次？HowmanytimesdoIhavetotellyou?這里不是奧蘭多Thisain'tOrlando.來真的Actreal.也別那么真Ohh!Notthatreal!這個(gè)月已經(jīng)四次了Aw,that'sthefourthtimethismonth.諾姆，我需要你表演壓軸節(jié)目Norm,Ineedyouforthefinale.我很絕望，鯨魚把我的演員給吃了I'mdesperate.Awhalejustatemyactor.這是我的噩夢(mèng)Thisismynightmare.拜托Aww,please.不，北極舞是在你的單身漢舞會(huì)上跳的No,theArcticShakewasforyourbachelorparty.我才不會(huì)為人類游客表演I'dneverdothatforthehumantourists.絕不，絕不，絕不Never,never,never!?時(shí)間，時(shí)間，時(shí)間不等人?Yeah,notime,notime,notimetolose??沒時(shí)間，沒時(shí)間...?Yougotnotime,notime...??聽著-Wow!-?Listen??寶貝，寶貝，你不抓住我的手嗎？?Baby,baby,won'tyoutakemyhand???別害怕稍縱即逝的機(jī)會(huì)?Don'tbeafraidtotakeachance??靜靜坐著沒意思?Togetherthereisnothin,wecan'tdo??所以開始起舞吧?Sostartitup,getinthegroove??起舞，起舞，起舞?Dance,dance,dance??失去控制?Outofcontrol??-你失去了控制-那頭熊一點(diǎn)也不怯場(chǎng)-?You'reoutofcontrol...?-Thatbear'snotscaryatall.他不應(yīng)該在北極應(yīng)該去百老匯Hedoesn'tbelongintheArctic,hebelongsonBroadway.對(duì)吧？Right?嘿嘿，你能去查爾斯頓表演嗎？Hey,hey,canyoudotheCharleston?蘇格拉底，最聰明的鳥兒Socrates!Owisestofthewinged,最有智慧的鳥兒brainiestofthebeaked.諾姆，坐吧Caw!Norm,grabaseat.我馬上就要好了Bewithyouinaminute.Justfinishingup.接下來我就在一船人的面前Andthenextthingyouknow,I'mtwerking跳起了電臀舞infrontofaboatloadofhumantourists.電臀舞，有點(diǎn)自尊吧，諾姆Twerking!Havesomeself-respect,Norm.我真不明白為什么大家都對(duì)這些入侵者這么好Ijustdon'tknowwhyeveryonewantstobesonicetotheseintruders.他們從沒為我們做過什么They'veneverdoneanythingforusexcepttocometoourlanduninvited.只知道擅自進(jìn)入我們的領(lǐng)地你的爺爺有句話是這樣說的Ah,yourgrandfatherhadasaying..."面包與馬戲”"Panemetcircenses."“面包和馬戲”"Breadandcircuses."他建議我們?nèi)リP(guān)注食物和消遣Hemeantit'seasiertodistractourselveswithfoodandentertainment而不是真正的問題thantothinkabouttherealproblems.爺爺怎么了，蘇格拉底？WhathappenedtoGrandpa,Socrates?他真的就那樣消失了？Didhereallyjustdisappear?有很多種說法Thetheoriesareplentiful.有人認(rèn)為他去尋夢(mèng)了Somebelievehe'sonavisionquest.有些人認(rèn)為他只是去捕魚了Somepeoplethinkhesimplywenttosearchforfish,還有些人認(rèn)為他跟著那樂團(tuán)跑了whileothersthinkhewenttofollowtheband...費(fèi)西合唱團(tuán)Phish.而我，我覺得你爺爺意識(shí)到了一些事情的發(fā)生Me,Ithinkyourgrandpaknewsomethingwashappening并試圖阻止它andtriedtofightit.看起來確實(shí)發(fā)生了什么Anditlookslikethatsomethingishappening.我的天，那是人類的家嗎？Holyicicle.Isthatahumanhouse?00:11:51,520-->00:11:53,420這是一座樣板房It'samodelhome.是營(yíng)銷工具Asalestool.是剛建好的Justarrived,literally,freshontheboat.也就是說更多這樣的房子會(huì)出現(xiàn)Itmeansmoreofthesehousesaregonnabecoming.人類要搬來這里生活？Humansaremovinghere?Tolive?一開始是游客Itstartswiththetourists,然后有人說“我想一直住這里”thensomeonesays,"Icoulddothisyearround."我的朋友火烈鳥弗雷迪就是如此Ithappenedtomybuddy,Freddytheflamingo.他本來在佛羅里達(dá)生活HewasinFlorida,mindinghisownbusiness.一些游客出現(xiàn)了Coupleoftouristsshowup.接著弗雷迪的塑料雕像Nextthingyouknow,thereareplasticstatuesofFreddy就出現(xiàn)在所有人的草坪上oneveryone'slawn!搞什...我們得去報(bào)告國(guó)王Wegottatalktotheking.諾姆，那座房子的出現(xiàn)Norm,thathousehasnothingtodowithwhyGrandpavanished.和爺爺?shù)氖й櫅]有任何關(guān)系爸爸，你沒聽明白還會(huì)有更多的房子Dad,you'renotlistening,there'smore.這些人類的房子就出現(xiàn)在爺爺?shù)耐恋厣蟃here'sahumanhouserighthereonGrandpa'sland.人類現(xiàn)在搬來這里了Humansaremovingherenow.諾姆，你總是喜歡幻想，對(duì)吧？Ah,Norm,youalwaysdidhavesuchanimagination,now,didn'tyou?-一開始是喜歡詩(shī)歌...-我發(fā)誓這是真的-Firstwiththepoetry...-Iswearit'strue.蘇格拉底和我溜進(jìn)去了，你看...SocratesandIsnuckin.Andlook...這是從佛羅里達(dá)來的fromFlorida.諾姆，你別再靠近那里Norm,youarenottogoanywherenearthere.聽到了嗎？Doyouhearme?不許接近爺爺?shù)念I(lǐng)地，明白嗎？Grandpa'slandisofflimits.Understood?溜進(jìn)去"Snuckin."諾姆，你不應(yīng)該進(jìn)入那些Ha!Norm,youshouldn'tgoontoproperty不屬于你的領(lǐng)地，你應(yīng)該知道的thatdoesn'tbelongtoyou.Youshouldknowbetter.再說，我確定你提到的那房子Besides,I'msurethehouseyou'rereferringto只是用于科研的臨時(shí)小屋issimplyaresearchhut.聽著，兒子，你想當(dāng)國(guó)王嗎？Look,son,youwannabeking?未來的國(guó)王可不能如此感情用事Afuturekingisn'tsupposedtogetsoemotional.我們狩獵，帶領(lǐng)子民睡覺就這么簡(jiǎn)單Wehunt,welead,andwesleep.Simple!現(xiàn)在還剩下很多的冰山Nowthereisplentyoficetogoaround.你得離那遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)，越遠(yuǎn)越好Juststayawayfromthere!Faraway.看在神的份上，別再談?wù)摳祟愑嘘P(guān)的話題了Andfortheloveofsalmon,nomoretalkinghuman!明白了嗎？Yougotme?是的，爸爸Yes,Dad.你看到了嗎？他要放棄北極Didyouseethat?HewantstogiveawaytheArctic.沒錯(cuò)，我們完了That'sit.We'redone.諾姆，這些都指向同一件事Norm,itallpointstothesamething.人類入侵了我們的領(lǐng)地Humansareinvadingourland.而你是一頭能和人類交流的北極熊Andyouareapolarbearwhocanspeaktohumans.你是唯一能做點(diǎn)什么的人You'retheonlyonewhocandosomethingaboutthis.蘇格拉底，我甚至不會(huì)捕獵Socrates,Ican'tevenhunt.諾姆，你爺爺曾告訴我Norm,yourgrandpaoncetoldme,“諾姆是唯一有可能成為北極之王的人"Norm'stheonlybearthathasthepotentialtobekingoftheArctic.他能感受到北極的痛苦"HefeelstheArctic'spain.如果他受夠了就會(huì)站出來抗?fàn)帯盇ndifhefeelsitenough,he'llstandforus."我甚至無法為自己抗?fàn)嶪can'tevenstandformyself.諾姆，別聽他們的Norm,don'tlistentothem.他們只是一群坐在自己的小臥室里一味遵守They'rejustfurryrobotssittingintheiricecubicles規(guī)矩的毛皮機(jī)器人obeyingtherules,假裝不會(huì)發(fā)生任何可怕的事情pretendingnothingbad'severgonnahappen.00:15:01,700-->00:15:04,450但你可以改變規(guī)則Butyoucanchangetherules.你看到了未來而他們活在過去You'reseeingthefuture.They'rejustlivinginthepast.你可以找到一個(gè)新方式Y(jié)oucanfindanewway.不要只知道為人類跳舞Don'tjustdanceforthehumans.為了我們的家園斗爭(zhēng)Fightforourhomeinstead.好的，我不會(huì)讓你失望的Okay.Iwon'tletyoudown.-蘇格拉底-小紅莓樂隊(duì)-Socrates!-Cranberries!驚嚇是導(dǎo)致老年人死亡的頭號(hào)因素Surpriseisthenumber-onecauseofdeathintheelderly,youknow.Ooh...我們必須做點(diǎn)什么Wehavetodosomething.我得做點(diǎn)什么Ihavetodosomething.Unh!第一個(gè)還是第二個(gè)？Ah,numberoneornumbertwo?-我們得做點(diǎn)...-開始-Wegottatakesome...-Action!那是什么鬼？Whattheheckisthat?所以說你得在學(xué)校上學(xué)Caw!Thatisproofofwhyyoushouldstayinschool.一開始你逃課接著你就只能穿著玩具熊的服裝Firstyou'recuttingclass,nextyou'redressingupinabearsuit為一些商業(yè)廣告跳舞doingtwirlsforarealestatecommercial.海豹會(huì)殺了他的Thesealswouldkillhim.停Cut!誰(shuí)說的？我是唯一能說"停“的人Whosaidthat?I'mtheonlyonewhoyells,"Cut!"我是導(dǎo)演I'mthedirector.00:16:12,810-->00:16:16,400我才不是坐在冰屋里的毛皮機(jī)器人I'mnotjustgoingtobeafurryrobotsittinginanicecubicle.我們得讓那個(gè)導(dǎo)演進(jìn)入新的方向Wehavetopointthatdirectorinanewdirection.太棒了Oh,great.我有了一個(gè)非常好的靈感Asuitcomingtogivemecreativenotesonmymasterpiece!哇但我需要士兵執(zhí)行任務(wù)ButI'llneedsoldiersontheground.看不見的士兵Invisiblesoldiers.這些小家伙？它們會(huì)被壓扁的Thoselittleguys?They'llgetcrushed.相信我，它們是無堅(jiān)不摧的Trustme,they'reindestructible.-他在干嘛？-他要你踐踏他-What'shedoing?-Hewantsyoutostomponhim.他要向你證明他有多耐壓Hewantstoprovehowtoughheis.他能先簽訂生死狀嗎？Couldhesignareleasefirst?2我會(huì)把它壓成肉醬的I'mgonnaget,like,lemmingjuiceeverywhere.來吧Doit.我殺了他-Ow.-Ikilledhim.蘇格拉底，如果我完蛋了我一定拉你墊背的IfIgodown,Socrates,I'mtakingyoudownwithme!等著，等著Waitforit.Waitforit.Ta-da!你們是無敵的你們有堅(jiān)不可摧的You'reinvincible.Youguysgotspringsforbones.能看到嗎，親愛的？太美了，對(duì)吧？Canyouseethis,honey?It'ssobeautiful'isn'tit?很美，媽媽，但是當(dāng)你和格林先生It'sbeautiful,Mom,butwhatwillitlooklike在那建滿房子后會(huì)變成什么樣子？whenyouandMr.Greenebuildallthosehousesthere?你在改變北極，改變并不總是好的You'rechangingtheArctic.Changeisn'talwaysgood.奧林匹亞，如果這次活動(dòng)成功了房子賣出去了Olympia,ifthiscampaignworksandthehousessell,那就會(huì)給我們帶來很大的收益thatmeansgreatthingsforus.但這里真的很棒Butitreallyisamazinguphere.Oh!奧林匹亞，待會(huì)兒聯(lián)系你Olympia,I'llcallyourightback.嗨，我是維拉·布萊特利Hi.VeraBrightly,是格林先生的銷售顧問HeadofMarketingforMr.Greene.這廣告是個(gè)杰作我應(yīng)該得奧斯卡獎(jiǎng)Thecommercialisamasterpiece!IdeserveanOscar!好吧，奧斯卡可沒有頒發(fā)給廣告的獎(jiǎng)項(xiàng)Well,youcan'twinanOscarforacommercial,但只要公寓能賣出去我們的工作就完成了butaslongasitcansellcondos,we'vedoneourjob.你能聞到嗎？Canyousmellthat?這里的空氣真清新Theairissofreshhere.完全未受污染It'scompletelyunpolluted.我的老天，那鳥朝我身上拉屎了HolyHitchcock!Thatbirdjustpoopedonme.我想那是好運(yùn)的預(yù)兆，不是嗎？Ithinkthat'sgoodluck,isn'tit?誰(shuí)忘了固定燈光Whoforgottosecurethelights?我發(fā)誓我固定過了IswearIsecuredthem.抗議那只鳥在瞄準(zhǔn)我們嗎？Isthatbirdaimingforus?鳥屎Oh,poop.我的天，怎么回事？Oh,mygosh.Whatishappening?維拉，沒事的Vera,we'refine.我們還有背景燈Istillhavethebackgroundlights.等著，等著Waitforit.Waitforit.別跟我說那些是背景燈Don'ttellmethosewerethebackgroundlights.別擔(dān)心，維拉Don'tworry,Vera.我已經(jīng)完成了大部分的拍攝I'vealreadyshotmostofthecommercial,都在這份膠卷里andit'sallonthisreel.我們會(huì)在后期進(jìn)行處理We'llfixtherestinpost.一切都是后期制作的Anythingcanbefixedinpost.我的一部電影甚至連劇本都是在后期寫的Inoneofmymovies,Iwrotetheplotinpost.打攪一下，奈吉爾Uh,excuseme,Nigel.維拉，導(dǎo)演總是能按時(shí)完成任務(wù)的絕對(duì)不會(huì)放棄Vera,adirectoralwaysdeliversandneverquits.膠卷不見了Theregoesthefootage.我放棄，我放棄Augh!Iquit!Iquit!你不能放棄，我們有一天的拍攝許可Youcan'tquit.Wehaveaone-dayfilmpermit,今晚那房子就要送回紐約了andthehousegoesbacktoNewYorktonight.再會(huì)，法國(guó)是這么說的Aurevoir,astheysayinFrance加拿大有些地方也那么說andsomepartsofCanada!旅鼠們，你們今天做的很好但是別太得意Goodjobtoday,lemmings,butlet'snotgettoocomfortable.這下面還有一個(gè)，很抱歉Yup,there'sonemoredownthere.Oh,sorryaboutthat.你們得大聲的說出來，真的Youguysgottaspeakup,seriously.如果你們能查明真相就去告訴別人Ifyou'regonnagotothebottom,tellsomebody.不要太放松了Let'snotcompletelyrelax要一直堅(jiān)持到這房子被送回美國(guó)為止until"PrettyinPink"headsbacktoAmerica.好的，維拉，你很擅長(zhǎng)解決問題Okay,Vera,you'reaproblemsolver.當(dāng)你有麻煩的時(shí)候你一般會(huì)做什么？Whenyou'refacedwithaproblem,whatdoyouusuallydo?你會(huì)解決它Yousolveit!只要我有海豹和冰塊IfonlyIhadsomesealsandice這里有企鵝嗎？and,uh,aretherepenguinsuphere?海獅，嗨Sealion!Hi!請(qǐng)回來Pleasecomeback.我需要你配合拍攝，拜托了Ineedyourhelpwiththisshot.Please?那是海豹，你這天才It'saseal,yougeneralist.人類認(rèn)為所有的動(dòng)物都長(zhǎng)的一樣Humansthinkallanimalslookthesame.冰塊破裂了Ouch!Crackeddriveway.這可不太好Notagoodsellingpoint.嘿，北極就是如此Hey,theArcticcomesas-is.誰(shuí)在說話？Whosaidthat?媽媽Mommy.抱歉，親愛的，媽媽沒法跟你聊Sorry,honey.Mommycouldn'tcallyouback.我現(xiàn)在忙著滅火呢Iwasbusyputtingoutafire.北極著火了？TheArcticisonfire?!等等，你要融化它？Wait,soyou'remeltingitnow?不不不，不是真的火一切都很好，親愛的No,no,notrealfires.Everythingisfine,sweetie.我完全沒事I'mtotallyfine.哇Wha?不Oh,no!快閃開，女士Moveit,lady!不Oh,no.一頭北極熊Apolarbear!真的嗎？它們太棒了，北極熊Really?Oh,they'reamazing.UrsusMaritimus.我想他在朝我沖來那樣很糟嗎？Ithinkhe'schargingme.Isthatbad?去網(wǎng)上查查L(zhǎng)ookitupontheInternet.上面說”當(dāng)你面對(duì)北極熊Itsays,"Whenconfrontedwithapolarbear,要保持你的優(yōu)勢(shì)堅(jiān)定你的立場(chǎng)"assertdominanceandstandyourground."我想這沒用Idon'tthinkit'sworking.我到時(shí)候聯(lián)系你，親愛的我有主意了，愛你Letmecallyouback,honey.Mommyhasanidea.Loveyou.厭倦了郊區(qū)生活？Tiredofsuburbia?那就來北極吧每天都是冰天雪地的狩獵之旅CometotheArctic,whereeverydayisasafariinthesnow.你只需要邁出你的大門Allyouneedtodoisstepoutsideyourfrontdoor,literally.我們現(xiàn)在有海景房了Waterfrontpropertynowavailable.不客氣You'rewelcome!格林先生，我們這有些問題Mr.Greene,we'vehadsomeproblemsuphere.維拉，親愛的，不存在問題Oh,Vera,mydear-a,therearenoproblems,那些只是來自宇宙的預(yù)兆o(hù)nlymessagesfromtheuniverse.Om...跟我一起說Sayitwithme,Vera.Om...Om...格林先生，導(dǎo)演不干了Mr.Greene,thedirectorquit!什么？What?!我就知道你不能請(qǐng)那個(gè)Iknewyoushouldn'thavehired只知道要錢的假君子thatoverpaid,pretentious...好的，你要怎么處理？Okay,howareyougonnafixthis?你要怎么彌補(bǔ)你的錯(cuò)誤？Howareyougonnafixyourfault?Hmm?我已經(jīng)拍了一整天了Well,I'vebeenfilmingallday,我拍下來了一頭幾乎andIgotsomereallygreatfootageofapolarbear撲倒我的北極熊的鏡頭thatalmostattackedme.你拍了片子？You'vebeenfilming?真可愛Thatissocute.你肯定把自己當(dāng)斯科塞斯了I'msureyouthinkyou'rearegularScorsese.好的，我需要一些人們喜歡看的東西Allright,Ineedsomethingpeoplemightactuallywannawatch.等一下，我喜歡Waitatick.Iloveit.我喜歡，我喜歡Iloveit.Iloveit!這頭熊是明星Thisbearisastar.“雪中狩獵”"Safariinthesnow."我真是天才Geniusofme.這絕對(duì)會(huì)讓我獲得極地委員會(huì)的批準(zhǔn)ThiswilldefinitelygetmeapprovalfromthePolarCouncil.我簡(jiǎn)直不敢相信Ican'tbelieveit.我會(huì)很有錢的Oh,I'mgonnabesorich.公寓，大型購(gòu)物中心沃爾沃代理店Condos,shoppingmalls,Volvodealerships.天啊，那里會(huì)成為冰上迪拜Oh,God,younameit.It'sgoingtobeDubaionice.把廣告和樣板房帶回紐約來BringthecommercialandthemodelbackhometoNewYork我明天要見你andI'llseeyoutomorrow,ma帽ana.明天早上Thatmeans"morning,"Ithink.記住，我們還有一周時(shí)間Remember,wehaveoneweektogetthisapproved.事實(shí)上，格林先生Actually,Mr.Greene,whileIhaveyou,你的母校anywordbackfromyouralmamater,夢(mèng)迪大師學(xué)院那有消息嗎？theMagisterMundiAcademy?奧林匹亞做夢(mèng)都想去那上學(xué)It'sOlympia'sdreamtogothere,但是你知道要去那里必須要有butasyouknow,it'simpossibletogetin畢業(yè)生的推薦withoutanalumnirecommendation.是的，但是前提是公寓得賣出去Yeah,butsheain'tgettin'inuntilthecondosgetin.我保證不會(huì)讓你失望的Iwon'tletyoudown,Ipromise.維拉，行動(dòng)結(jié)束Vera,scrapthecampaign.我們需要一個(gè)北極的代表WeneedarealsymboloftheArctic能夠說服那些愚蠢的顧客whocantalktothesepeople購(gòu)買我們的公寓andconvincethesemoronstobuymyhomes.去找一個(gè)和那頭熊很像的演員Findanactorwholooksjustlikethatbear.讓我們利用北極賣出北極Let'susetheArctictoselltheArctic.很好Boo-yah!像那頭熊的演員？Anactorthatlooksjustlikethatbear?兄弟Oh,brother.你聽到了，諾姆Youheardthem,Norm.他們需要一個(gè)能利用北極TheywantanactorwhocanusetheArctic賣出北極的人toselltheArctic.如果那個(gè)演員是你Ifthatactorisyou,我們就可以利用北極拯救北極wecanusetheArctictosavetheArctic.你得去紐約YouneedtogotoNewYork阻止這些房子的到達(dá)andstopthesehousesfromevergettinghere.聽說紐約的披薩不錯(cuò)IheartheyhavegoodpizzainNewYork.來吧Comeon.?你能感覺到嗎？?Canyoufeelit???現(xiàn)在它回來了我們可以用它?Nowit'scomingback,wecanstealit??如果我們能架起橋梁?Ifwebridgethisgap,Icanseeit??穿過重重水幕?Throughthecurtainsofthewaterfall??大聲說萬(wàn)歲?SosayGeronimo!??說萬(wàn)歲?SayGeronimo!??SayGeronimo!??SayGeronimo!??SayGeronimo!??SayGeronimo!??你能感受到?Canyoufeel??-我的愛-已經(jīng)離開-?Mylove??-?Bombsaway??離開?Bombsaway??離開?Bombsaway...?我這樣的熊能在這樣的城市做什么？Wow,whatcanabearlikemedoinacitylikethis?旅鼠們，我感覺，這趟旅程Lemmings,Ihaveafeelingthisjourney也許不會(huì)像預(yù)期的那么順利mightnotbeassmoothaswehoped.但只需要記住，保持待在...Justgottoremembertostay...地上grounded.Whoa!（蒙迪學(xué)院，始于1735年）（為天才，天賦異稟和偉大的人而設(shè)）（除此之外，別無他人）媽媽，這地方太神奇了Thisplaceissoamazing,Mom.你知道嗎，他們的拉丁系特別厲害DidyouknowthattheirLatindepartmentissogood,他們獨(dú)力復(fù)興了那門語(yǔ)言theysingle-handedlyresuscitatedthelanguage?-它不再暗淡無光了-好吧，這是只為-It'snolongerdead.-Well,it'saschoolforonly像你這樣的天才設(shè)立的學(xué)校真的太完美了thegiftedandtalentedgeniuseslikeyou.Itreallyisperfect.不過，先別愛上它，好嗎？Buttrynottofallinlovejustyet,okay?這只是一次觀光Thisisonlyatour.我們還需要格林先生的幫助，而且WestillneedMr.Greene'shelpand...媽媽，你給自己太多壓力了Mom,you'reputtingtoomuchpressureonyourself.我們不需要格林的幫助我自己能行Wedon'tneedGreene'shelp.Icangetinonmyown.我知道的Iknowit.寶貝，就當(dāng)是去玩吧Justhavefuninthere,sweetheart.這真是太神奇了It'sthemostamazingthing.我回去要告訴我所有的海豹朋友們Igottatellallmysealbuddies.你只需要按一下按鍵水就自動(dòng)上來了Youpressthelever,thewatergoesup.嘿，伙計(jì)們，過來啊Um,oh,hey,guys.Comeonin.冰箱里有些毛球，請(qǐng)隨意Um,helpyourselftosomefurballsinthefridge.又一頭會(huì)說話的熊？Anothertalkingbear?我們一定要告訴格林先生WegottatellMr.Greene.等等，“又一頭會(huì)說話的熊”是什么意思？Wait.Whatdoyoumean,"anothertalkingbear"?Oh!把麻醉槍帶來，完畢Bringthetranquilizerguns.Over.Hyah!Whoa!Huh?來格林公司讓藝術(shù)成就你GreeneHouseCompany,whereartthou?北極之王向您們表示問候TheKingoftheArctichascometogreetyou.好吧，這雖不是《麥克白》但也是份工作Well,it'snot"Macbeth,"butit'sajob.好吧，服裝真差勁不過他知道怎么去格林公司Okay,badcostume,butheknowsthewaytoGreene.他在那！-Thereheis!-Huh?快點(diǎn)，旅鼠們Comeon,lemmings.Hey!Hah-ha-hah!對(duì)，我就是北極之王Yes,IamtheKingoftheArctic,和饑餓之王！andthekingishungry!食物！Sustenance!聽！海豹，我說，聽！Hark!Seal,hark,Isay!嘿，你！Hey,you!嘿！Hey!-他在那！-我想咱們能把他拿下-Thereheis!-Ithinkwecantakehim.一只真正的北極熊，從不找替身Arealpolarbearalwaysdoeshisownstunts.過來，感受我北極的憤怒吧ComehereandfeelmyArcticwrath.預(yù)備！Engarde!老天，他們管這地方叫“水泥叢林”，還真不是沒來由的Jeez,theydon'tcallthisplacea"concretejungle"fornothing.對(duì)！Whoa,yes!Hunh!這是個(gè)誤會(huì)Itwasjustamisunderstanding.我們以為你是一只真正的會(huì)說話的熊Wethoughtyouwasarealtalkingbear.謝謝，真是絕妙的恭維Thankyou.That'safantasticcompliment.??！發(fā)瘋的老鼠！發(fā)瘋的老鼠！Aah!Madrats!Madrats!對(duì)！跑吧，懦夫！Yes!Run,cowards!旅鼠們，回來！Getbackhere,lemmings!這么說，你是要去格林公司試鏡？Soyou'reherefortheGreeneHomesaudition?“北極之王”，我接受"KingoftheArctic,"Itakeit.對(duì)，用北極來兜售北極Yeah.UsetheArctictoselltheArctic.很有道理Itmakessense.好吧，你看起來的確很像熊Well,youcertainlylookthepartofabear.這服裝做的太精致了Thatcostumeisexquisite.就是用些廢料做的JustalittlesomethingIthrewtogether.對(duì)...我以為這個(gè)角色已成為我的專屬了Yes...IthoughtIhadthisrolelockedup,但現(xiàn)在，我的熊熊套裝被弄壞了butnowmybearsuitisruined.這下我絕對(duì)拿不到這個(gè)角色了Oh,I'llnevergetthisone.聽著，當(dāng)你在揍那些人的時(shí)候Look,whenyouwereattackingthosemen,你真的讓我相信了，你是一只熊youreallyhadmeconvincedyouwereabear.是啊，我是個(gè)非凡的演員Yes,Iamaphenomenalactor,但跟你沒法比butIcan'tcompetewithyou.太真實(shí)了Suchauthenticity.就連你身上的氣味都像北極熊Youevensmelllikeapolarbear.而我，聞起來像通心粉和甜味苦艾酒Me,Ismelllikemacaroniandsweetvermouth.現(xiàn)在去爭(zhēng)取那個(gè)角色吧！Nowgoandgetthatpart!格林先生，我坦白說吧Mr.Greene,letmebefrank.在北極建造公寓，是個(gè)荒唐的主意CondosintheArcticisaludicrousidea.現(xiàn)在，在巴哈馬群島的公寓...人們尚且能夠理解Now,condosintheBahamas...thatpeoplecanunderstand.在沒看到公眾的支持之前我們是不會(huì)贊同的Untilwecanseepublicsupport,wewillnotapprovethis.極地委員會(huì)，求您了PolarCouncil,please.我的商業(yè)遍布全球Idothisallovertheworld.在人們還沒想到之前我就已經(jīng)知道他們想住哪了Iknowwherepeoplewanttolivebeforetheydo.我們的房子非常豪華Ourhomesareverydeluxe,你也會(huì)很喜歡的，議員女士andyouwouldlovethem,Councilwoman.人們對(duì)住在北極不感興趣Peoplearen'tinterestedinlivingintheArctic.知道我是怎么知道的嗎？KnowhowIknow?因?yàn)?，那副圖表顯示，目前Becausethatgraphshowsyou'recurrently你只有3%的支持率ata3%approvalrating.在支持率達(dá)到85%之前Untilthatnumbergetsabove85%...絕不批準(zhǔn)notapproved.嗨，各位Hi,everyone.簽個(gè)字，去那邊等著特拉沃爾塔（演過熊的演員）Signinandwaitoverthere,Travolta.嘿，伙計(jì)們，這有廁所你們隨意吧Hey,guys.Toilet'srightthere.Helpyourselves.無所謂了Whatever.噢，對(duì)Oh,yeah.維拉，我們好像已經(jīng)很接近那個(gè)贊成率了Lookslikewe'rerealclosetoapproval,Vera.好樣的Greatwork.我們要達(dá)到85%，而現(xiàn)在我們?cè)赪eneedtogetto85%,andwe'reatwhat,2.8？2.8?維拉，我的熊在哪？Vera,whereismybear?格林先生，我已經(jīng)從百老匯找來了演熊的演員們Mr.Greene,I'vegotbearactorsfromBroadway而且大熒幕馬上就到andthebigscreencomingrightnow.好吧，但愿如此，因?yàn)椋阋坏┦×薟ell,Ihopeso.Becauseifyoufail,那你就可以跟你的女兒youcankissyourdaughter'schances對(duì)我的母校吻別了ofgettingintomyalmamatergoodbye.知道還有什么能吻別的嗎？Knowwhatelseyoucankissgoodbye?你的工作！Yo'job!我敢跟你保證，這一切都將消失'CauseIpromiseyou,itwillvanish,就像我們?cè)诎倌酱笕墙ㄔ斓哪切┓孔右粯觠ustlikethosecondoswebuiltintheBermudaTriangle.格林先生，有投資者打視頻電話給你Mr.Greene,IhavetheinvestorsonSkypeforyou.好極了，北極公寓的投資者來了Oh,great.TheArcticcondoinvestors.卻沒拿下北極公寓的批準(zhǔn)書！AndnoapprovalforArcticcondos!謝謝大家的到來我們找的可是真的Thankyouallforcoming.Okay,we'relookingforreal.讓我見識(shí)一下吧！Letmehaveit!好吧，我沒看到“北極之王”O(jiān)kay,I'mnotquitegetting"KingoftheArctic."而更像是“舞會(huì)王后”It'smorelike"QueenoftheProm."00:36:08,990-->00:36:12,410熊，熊，熊，熊Bear,bear,bear,bear.我需要真正的我需要能夠拯救...Ineedreal.Ineedsomethingtosavemy...你，跟我來You,comewithme.除非我能帶上我的旅鼠OnlyifIcanbringmylemmings.我們是一個(gè)公司的We'rewiththesameagency.很可愛，而且也很有銷路帶上他們吧Cute.Andverymarketable.Bring'em.格林先生，請(qǐng)看來自北方的諾姆Mr.Greene,meetNormoftheNorth.對(duì)，他很可愛Yeah,he'spretty.而且讓我覺得很害怕AndIfeelscared.Ooh,ah.00:37:01,460-->00:37:03,580但是，他能演“北極之王”嗎？ButcanNormaplay"KingoftheArctic"?我叫諾姆It'sNorm.救命！Aah!Help!救命！我被搶劫了！Help!I'mbeingmugged!手表和錢包都拿去吧Justtakethewatch,takemywallet.只求你別碰我的馬尾辮，那是...Justdon'ttouchmyponytail.That'swhere...那是我儲(chǔ)存所有能源的地方That'swhereIkeepallmypowers.維拉，維拉！Aah!Vera,Vera!把我的狼牙棒丟給我！還有我的濕巾！ThrowmemyMace!Andmywetwipes!抱歉，格林先生我只是...想演的真實(shí)Sorry,Mr.Greene.Iwasjust,uh,keepin'itreal.你知道，用北極來賣北極Youknow,tryingtousetheArctictoselltheArctic,youknow.諾姆真是個(gè)完美的演員他太符合這個(gè)角色了Normisjustaconsummateactor.Hecertainlylooksthepart.他甚至，還帶來了他的旅鼠AndheevenbroughtArcticlemmings.珍妮特！老鼠又回來了！快打電話給害蟲防治局Janet!Theratsareback!Callpestcontrol,因?yàn)榛鹁偸菬o法準(zhǔn)時(shí)趕到！becausethefiredepartmentdoesn'tshowupontime!噢...要死了Om...Gonnadie.格林先生，你說過要真實(shí)的Mr.Greene,yousaidauthenticsells,而沒有人，比諾姆更真實(shí)的了andnoonedoesauthenticbetterthanNormoftheNorth.那他也太真實(shí)了Well,he'stooauthentic.我是說，我們需要一只快樂的熊Imean,weneedabearthatishappy,讓人們感覺溫暖又安全thatmakespeoplefeelwarmandsafe.你知道，假裝！Youknow,fake!你被開除了，諾姆，滾出我的辦公室You'refired,Norm.Getoutofmyoffice.你想要快樂的熊？-Om...-Youwanthappybear?那就給你快樂熊Yougothappybear.?讓我自由言語(yǔ)?Letmespeakfree??做我想做的人，站起來大喊?Bewhoyouwannabe,standupandshout??大聲喊出來?Shoutitout...?對(duì)！這太棒了Yeah!Thisisgreat.再加3個(gè)舞伴，就是支男子樂隊(duì)了Addthreemoredancersandwegotaboyband.?釋放你的瘋狂，喊出來，喊出來?Letyourcrazyout,shoutit,shoutit??大聲喊出來?Shoutitoutloud??來吧，來吧，就現(xiàn)在?Doit,doit,doitrightnow...?諾姆，我收回我的話，你被雇用了Norm,Itakeitback.You'rehired.維拉，帶我們的新星出去吃午飯Vera,takeourneweststarouttolunch.來吧，諾姆，我們?nèi)コ孕蓧鬯揪驮跇巧螩omeon,Norm.We'llgotoKozawaSushijustupstairs.那里的魚是全城最新鮮的It'sthefreshestfishintown.小澤太貴Kozawa'spricey.好吧...維拉，能過來一下嗎？Uh,okay...Vera,canyoucomehereforasecond?別點(diǎn)龍蝦，神戶牛肉或者給小費(fèi)，好嗎？Justnolobster,Kobe,ortipping,okay?對(duì)了，諾姆，如果你喜歡混合飲料Bytheway,Norm,ifyoulikemixeddrinks,00:38:54,940-->00:38:57,950那你一定要嘗嘗原味蘇打水youmusttrytheflatandsparklingwater.這個(gè)演員聞起來也像頭熊Thatactoractuallysmellslikeabear.我一定是聞錯(cuò)了...Ihaven'tsmelledanythingthatfoulsince...等等Waitaminute.他又說話了嗎？Hashespokenagain?沒有Uh,nope.那只熊有點(diǎn)太真實(shí)了Somethingfeltalittletoorealwiththatbear.唯一看起來像熊，咆哮地也像熊Theonlythingthatlookslikeabear,soundslikeabear,氣味也跟熊一樣難聞的andsmellsasbadasabear就是熊isabear.我就知道！Iknewit!老熊，你覺得你真的很聰明，對(duì)吧？Youthinkyou'rerealslick,don'tyou,oldbear?你以為你派一只你的北極熊操作者就能把我拿下了？Youthoughtyoucouldsendoneofyourbearoperativestotakemeout?Snap!爺爺，我有消息要告訴你Well,Igotnewsforyou,Gramps.我不可能會(huì)那么輕易地被扳倒-NowayI'mgoin'downthateasy.來自北方的諾姆已經(jīng)完蛋了！NormoftheNorthisfinished.我找個(gè)熊殺手去擺脫它I'vegotabearassassintogetridof.諾姆？Norm?他是個(gè)演員，從來不脫戲服He'sanactor.Nevertakesoffhiscostume.你沒事吧？Areyouokay?沒事，反正我在家，也是坐在地上的I'mfine.Iusuallysitonthegroundathomeanyway.呃，作為新客人你可以讓主廚來為你選Um...foranentr茅e,youwanttodochef'schoice.他總是能猜到顧客想吃什么Hecanalwaysreadwhathisguestswant.當(dāng)然Sure.這一定會(huì)很有趣Thisshouldbeinteresting.抱歉我們不能帶旅鼠們來Sorrywecouldn'tbringthelemmings.出于健康的考慮Alittlehealthcodething.00:40:59,400-->00:41:02,110你覺得，他們獨(dú)自在辦公室沒關(guān)系吧？Doyouthinkthey're