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1、You have got to try this cheesecake.You know, Im not that much of a sweet tooth.Oh, my God, its so creamy!Thats the best cheesecake Ive ever had!Where did you get this?It was at the front door when I got home. Somebody sent it to us.This isnt addressed to you.This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman down

2、stairs!Thief!I didnt read the box before I opened it.and you cant return a box after you opened it!-Why not? -Because its too delicious!You stole this cheesecake. Thats wrong.No, itll be okay because Mrs. Braverman will send for a free one.That way, we all win.The only losers are the big cheesecake

3、conglomerate.Mamas Little Bakery.I feel terrible.Im a horrible, horrible person.Im sorry, what?The One With All The Cheesecakes22You know how Im in a coma?Today they do a test on me and it turns out Im not brain-dead.So.Mr. Smarty Pants.Its just my character thats not brain-dead.Phoebe, still on for

4、 tonight?-Absolutely. -Ill see you at 8.Whats at 8?Dinner. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you.Wow! Did not know that.May I say how lovely you look today?Duly noted.zSo for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together?-What are you talking about? -Cousin Fran

5、nies wedding.You were invited?No.Oh, my God, I cant believe this.I thought only Mom and Dad were invited.From the ages of 7 to 9, Frannie and I were inseparable.Maybe since the age of 9, Frannies made some new friends.Its probably just a mistake. Let me call Aunt Cheryl.Maybe you are invited and the

6、 invitation got lost in the mail.You call her and tell her that when we were kids.her precious Frannie tried to undress me several times.If I hadnt stopped her, there wouldnt be a wedding to go to.She tried to undress me too.I used to undress my cousin Glenn.Joseph Francis Tribbiani, are you home ye

7、t?I think hes still out. Whats wrong?Ill tell you, Rachel Karen Greene.I had plans with Joey, and he left me this note.Phoebe, cant make it. Got a date. Talk to you later.Big Daddy.-Big Daddy? -Thats a nickname we were trying.You know what nickname never caught on? The Ross-a-tron.Heres Joseph Franc

8、is!Wait, what are you middle-naming me for?I left you a note.That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!You can cancel plans with friends if theres a possibility for sex.Hes right. That is the rule.I dont accept it. When we make plans, I expect you to show up.Im not a way to kill time till you meet

9、someone better.Boyfriends and girlfriends will come and go, but this is for life.Im so sorry. I had no idea it would bother you this much.Well, it does.Well, can I make it up to you?Im sorry.How about dinner tomorrow night? Ill pay for myself.Okay, you wore me down.While youre over there, how about

10、a beer for The Ross-a-tron?Ross. Is that back?The other cheesecake came.They delivered it here again.Just bring it downstairs. Whats the problem?I cant seem to say goodbye.Are you serious?We ate an entire cake two days ago and you want more?Well, Ive forgotten what it tastes like.It was cheesecake.

11、It was fine.It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust.with a very rich.yet light cream cheese filling.Wow, my whole mouth just filled with saliva.Know what? Forget it. Were just hungry.We havent had lunch. Were just lightheaded.So lets go have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.Well drop it

12、 off so were not tempted.-Where do you want to eat? -Mamas Little Bakery, Chicago.Mei Torme died.Joey, that papers like a year old.Does that mean the Sam Goodys sale is over?So, I finally heard back from Aunt Cheryl.and apparently it wasnt a mistake.Theres limited seating.Limited seating? I am just

13、one tiny person!Yeah, but she doesnt know that.I mean, the last time she saw you.youd have turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.Limited seating. Thats such a lame excuse.Thats not the reason shes not inviting me.Whats the big deal? I wasnt invited to the ceremony, just the recepti

14、on.If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance.and then well leave early as a sign of protest.-Joan? -Yeah, my date.Assistant professor in linguistics. Tall, very beautiful.And despite what some people say, not broad-backed.Wait a minute. You got Ross Geller and Guest?I

15、wasnt invited, and you got and Guest?Excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Ross behalf.I think the rule applies here.Since he has a chance to get on broad-back.Not broad-back!Wait a minute. Youre bringing me.I cant cancel on Joan.-Why not? -Did you not hear me?Shes an assistant professor in the lingu

16、istics department.Theyre wild.-Why do you want to come anyway? -Because.shes my cousin.I mean, we grew up together.Family, you know? And all thats important to me.Okay, all right. Ill take you.Ill go call Joan.Oh, thats nice.Family should be there.Its her wedding. Happiest day of her life.Well see.W

17、ell, thank you for lunch.Wait, I thought you paid.Apparently, we dont pay for food anymore.-Do you see what I see? -Its still there.Mrs. Braverman must be out.She could be out of town. Maybe gone for months.By then, it may spoil. She cant come back to bad cheesecake.-It could kill her. -Dont want th

18、at.Were protecting her.-Well take it. -But quick.-Why? -I hear her in there.Go! Go! Go!Oh, my God, thats David.-Who? -David, the scientist guy.David that I was in love with.Who went to Russia and broke my heart, David.Oh, my God!Say their name enough, they turn around.Phoebe.David.What are you doing

19、? Arent you supposed to be in Russia?Im just in town for a conference.God, you look phenomenal.Well.Yeah.You look great too. Did you get a haircut?Yeah. Well, I got like 30 of them.Look, I got a confession to make.I was hoping to run into you here.I didnt know if I should call. I was only in town a

20、few days.and I didnt want to intrude on your life.I really wanted to see you.but I didnt know if you wanted to see me.Of course I would want to see you. I think about you all the time.Really? Because I think about you all the time.Theres a statue in Minsk that reminds me of you so much.Its actually

21、of Lenin.but, you know, at certain angles.Anyway, do you want to have dinner tonight?Yes.Oh, no!-What? -I cant.I cant believe I have plans. Can you do it tomorrow?No, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the redeye.Listen, next time youre in Minsk.Phoebe? Can I talk to you for a second?What

22、are you doing?I have plans with Joey.So? Hell understand.No, he wont. And thats not even the point.I made a whole speech about how you do not cancel plans with friends.And now just because, potentially, the love of my life.returns from Russia for one night.I should change my beliefs?I should change

23、my beliefs!No. If I dont have my principles, I dont have anything.Youre so strong.Or I should rush through dinner with Joey and meet David at 9.Oh, my God, that is so good!Im full. And yet I know if I stop eating this.Ill regret it.Hey, what have you got there?Oh, its.Its tofu cake. Want some?What a

24、re you doing tonight?Dude. Dude.Sorry.I got plans with Phoebe.Really? Monica said she had a date at 9.-What? Tonight? -Thats what Monica said.After that speech, she makes a date on the same night she has plans with me?Shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy.Here, I think this is us.Limited seati

25、ng, my ass.Lets see who made the cut.Hi. Im Monica Geller.-How do you know the bride and groom? -I worked with Frannie.Used to work with her. Used to.Im a relative and I didnt get invited.A blood relative. Blood.Stop saying blood to strangers.And you? How do you know the couple?We went to college wi

26、th both of them.Now we live next door.Okay, youre fine.-Are you guys ready? -Yes.Ill have a green salad, house dressing and waters fine.And for you, sir?Yeah. This slow-roasted salmon.how slow are we talking?Its already been roasted.Oh, then no. Maybe I should hear the specials again.Weve heard the

27、specials three times.Theres prime rib, mahi-mahi and a very special lobster ravioli.-Actually, were out of the ravioli. -Well, that changes everything!You know what, Phoebe? You were right before.Friends are so important.Yeah, Im very wise. I know.Know what I really want?-What? -Is to have a long, l

28、ong talk.You know? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.-Any progress? -Yes.I will have the lobster ravioli.God, Joey, this is taking forever.-Whats the rush? -Well.I have an appointment.And its very important.What is it?Well.its a date.A date? No, you must be mistaken, because you w

29、ouldnt have a date.on the same night you have plans with a friend.Dont make me feel badly.No, Im gonna!You made me feel really guilty about going out with that girl.Like I did something terrible. Now youre doing the same thing.Its not! Its totally different!This is with David. Remember David, the sc

30、ientist guy?Hes very special to me.My girl the other night was special. She was a scientist too.-She was? -Well, she graduated high school.Whatever. Know what?Hes only here for four hours and Im gonna go see him.-Fine! -Yeah.What are you still doing here? I told you, lobster ravioli!I was about to l

31、eave. I didnt think you were coming.I wouldnt have missed this.Well, Im very glad youre here.Oh, youre such a gentleman.Come on, were going to my place.Are you eating the cheesecake without me?I will give you $100 to whistle right now.-How can you eat it without me? -Whatll you do?Tell Monica or Joe

32、y? No, youd have to tell them everything.Were dessert stealers. Were living outside the law.I dont trust you with this cake.I got it first, and Im taking it back!-What? Oh, no. -Oh, yes.You think I trust you with it?No, well split it.Thats not fair. You had some.I think Monica would be very interest

33、ed to know.that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.What do we use to split it?All right, pick a half.Well, this side looks bigger.But theres more crust on this side.Maybe if I measure it.Pick a piece!-All right, I pick that one. -Its the smaller piece.Okay. There you go.Enjoy your half, my frie

34、nd. But that is it.No sharing, no switching, and dont come crying to me.if you eat your piece too fast.-You gonna give me some of yours? -Oh, no.No switching, no sharing. And dont come crying to me.I may just sit here and have my cake all day.Just sit here in the hallway and eat my.Ross, sweetheart!

35、Oh, hey, Aunt Millie.-Isnt it a beautiful wedding? -Yes, it is.Every time, on the lips!Why? Why on the lips?Theres Frannie. Wont she be happy to see me?You be nice, all right?I didnt bring you to ambush her.Frannie was the one who showed your Playboys to Mom.That bitch.Monica!What.?Am I doing here? Surprised to see me?Ross brought me. How do you like that?Hi, Frannie. Congratulations.You invite my whole family, and not me? Why?Why wouldnt you want me here? What could I have done?Stuart!I believe you know my husband.So its really a question of who could you have done.I hate this, but I