英語小故事3分鐘幽默故事帶翻譯_英語小故事帶翻譯

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯英語小故事3分鐘幽默故事帶翻譯_英語小故事帶翻譯 一些幽默的英語故事，能提高我們閱讀英語的愛好，從而提高英語的閱讀力量，今日我在這里為大家共享一些幽默英語小故事3分鐘，盼望大家喜愛這些英語故事! 3分鐘幽默英語小故事篇1 golfing with cows a man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. 一個(gè)男人搖搖擺晃地走進(jìn)了急診室，兩個(gè)眼睛是青的，脖子上有明顯的五指印。 naturall

2、y the doctor asks him what happened. well, it was like this, said the man. i was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. 醫(yī)生問他發(fā)生了什么。"額，是這樣的，'這個(gè)人說。"我和我老婆來了幾局高爾夫，她把球打到一個(gè)牛群里。' we went to look for it and while i was rooting around, i no

3、ticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "我們?nèi)フ疫@個(gè)球，我四下搜尋，發(fā)覺一頭牛的屁股后面有個(gè)白色的東西。' i walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball - stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. thats when i made my mistake. "我走過去，舉起了它的尾巴想看清晰，我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中間。

4、然后我犯了一個(gè)錯(cuò)誤。' what did you do? asks the doctor. "你干嘛了?'醫(yī)生問。 well, i lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, hey, this looks like yours! "額，我舉起了牛的尾巴，對(duì)我老婆喊道，這個(gè)似乎是你的!' 3分鐘幽默英語小故事篇2 hen house the priest in a small irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house ou

5、t the back of the parish rectory. he had a cock rooster and about ten hens. 在一個(gè)小小的愛爾蘭村莊中，牧師特別地寵愛雞舍中的小雞。雞舍位于教區(qū)后面，里面有一只公雞，十只母雞。 one saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected that it was because cock fights were being held in the village. so he decided to do something about i

6、t at church the next morning. 然而，公雞在一個(gè)星期六的晚上不見了，牧師懷疑可能是由于村里舉辦了斗雞競(jìng)賽。他謀劃在其次天早晨去教堂做些事情。 at mass, he asked the congregation, has anybody got a cock? all the men stood up. 當(dāng)著大家的面，他問道："誰有一只公雞嗎?'全部的男人都站了起來。 no, no, he said, that wasnt what i meant. has anybody seen a cock? all the women stood up.

7、"不是的，'他說，"我不是那個(gè)意思，有誰見到過一只公雞嗎?'全部的女人都站了起來。 no, no, he said, that wasnt what i meant. has anybody seen a cock that doesnt belong to them? half the women stood up. "不是的!'他說，"我不是那個(gè)意思。有誰見過一只不屬于自己的公雞嗎?'半數(shù)的女人站了起來。 no, no, he said, that wasnt what i meant. has anybody see

8、n my cock? all the altar boys stood up. "不是的。'他說，"我也不是那個(gè)意思。有誰見過我的公雞嗎?'全部的侍者男孩都站了起來。 3分鐘幽默英語小故事篇3 stolen turkey ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, brian said, forgive me, father, for i have sinned. i stole this turkey to feed my family. would you take it and settle m

9、y guilt? 布萊恩抱著一只火雞，特別苦惱，他說："原諒我，神父，我有罪。我偷來這只火雞給我家人吃。你能告慰我的罪嗎' certainly not, said the priest. as penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it. "當(dāng)然不行，'神父說。"你必需把它還回去，這樣才能贖罪。' i tried, brian sobbed, but he refused. oh, father, what should i do? "我試過了。

10、9;布萊恩抽泣著，"但是他拒絕了。神父，我究竟該怎么辦呢?' if what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family. "假如你說的是真的，那你就留著它吧。' thanking the priest, brian hurried off. 謝過了神父，布萊恩跑開了。 when confession was over, the priest returned to his residence. when he walked into the kitchen, h