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1、第一幕 道具：皮毛衣Petey 和 polly 在湖邊約會(huì)。正當(dāng) petey 很猥瑣的想要親 polly 時(shí) polly 一把 把他推進(jìn)了湖里， Petey “what are you doing ！”polly “I am done with you, I love your roommate Jake.”并指著遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)走過來的 JakePetey “ why”polly “because he has a raccoon coat. ”第二幕 道具：酒瓶Dobie 抱著一堆書從門口進(jìn)來，一邊照鏡子，一邊自言自語說“ Cool was I and logical. Keen, calculati

2、ng, perspicacious, acute and astute-I was all of these. My brain was as powerful as a dynamo, as precise as a chemists scales, as penetrating as a scalpel. And-think of it! -I was only eighteen. ” 一不小心踢到了正坐在地上為失戀而傷心的 petey ，D“what s wrong with you Dont take a laxative. Ill get a doctor”petey “raccoo

3、n ”“raccoon ”D“whatRaccoon”P“1 want a raccoon coat ”D“Why do you want a raccoon coat ”P“1 should have known theyd comeb ack whent he Charleston came back.Like a fool I spent all my money for textbooks, and now I cant get a raccoon coat. So polly just want to leave me alone.”Petey 突然站了起來，不小心撞到了正俯著身子看

4、他的dobie ，“ I must get araccoon coat! ”D“Petey, why Look at it rationally. Raccoon coats are shed. They smell bad. They weight too much. Theyre unsightly. They”P“you don t understand, Id give anything for a raccoon coat. Anything! ” D“anything ”第三幕 dobie 籌謀著追 pollyD“ petey, are you still in love with

5、 Polly”P“maybe I don t know ”D“well ， do you have any kind of formal arrangement with her I mean are you going steady or anything like that”P “No. We see each other quite a bit, but we both have other dates. Why”D“Nothing. ”轉(zhuǎn)身準(zhǔn)備行李，然后慢慢走向門口。P“where are you going ”D“home for the weekend ”P“can you len

6、d some money to me so I can buy a raccoon coat”D“1 may do better than that”第四幕 dobie 問爸爸要皮衣 爸爸在書房看書。D“dad， you have a raccoon coat, haven t you A huge, hairy, gamyo bject that you had worn in his Stutz Bearcat in 1925.”“yes, what s wrong ”“ Can you send it to petey, my best friend He really want a r

7、accoon coat. ”“ enn，go ahead, take it. ”“ thank you, dad, ” 熊抱一下爸爸。第五幕 dobie 把皮衣給 peteyD“l(fā)ook ！”P“oh， my ladygaga ！”D“would you like itP“certainly ！ What do you want for it ”D“girl young girl ”（猥瑣的笑）P“polly ”D“that s right ”P“ok， deal ”D很詫異， petey 居然這么快答應(yīng)了。其實(shí) petey 想著的是反正 polly 已經(jīng)和他 分手了。第六幕 dobie 和

8、polly 約會(huì)D“polly ， you are so beautiful.”P“thank you. ”D “youre welcome do you like logic”P“l(fā)ogic I like it.”D“First let us examine the fallacy called Dicto Slmpliciter, which means an argument based on an unqualifiedgeneralization. For example: Exercise is good. Therefore everybody should exercise”P

9、“I agree, I think exercise is wonderful”D“polly ，the argument is a fallacy. Exercise is good is an unqualified generalization. For instance, if you have heart disease, exercise is bad, not good. ”P“This is marvy. Do more! Do more.”D“ Next we take up a fallacy called Hasty Generalization. Listen care

10、fully:You cant speak French. I cant speak French. Petey Burch cant speakFrench. I must therefore conclude that nobody at the University of Minnesota can speak French. ”P“really Nobody ”D“Polly, its a fallacy. There are too few instances to support such a conclusion.P“ Know any more fallacies”not tak

11、e Bill on our picnic.D“Next comes Post Hoc. Listen to this: LetsEvery time we take him out with us, it rains.”第七幕 再一次約會(huì) 地點(diǎn)：草坪D“Polly ， tonight we will not discuss fallacies”深情的望著 pollyP“are you ok ”polly 很疑惑的問D“My dear,we have now spent five evenings together. Weh ave gotten along splendidly. It is

12、clear that we are well matched”P“Howc an you say that we are well matched on the basis of only five dates ” polly 很不屑，冷笑一下。D“five dates is plenty. After all, you dont have to eat a whole cake to know its good ” dobie 覺得很搞笑。很有興味的看著 pollyP“But Im not a cake. Im a girl”D“Polly, I love you. You are the

13、whole world to me, and the moon and the stars and the constellations of outer space. Please, my darling, say that you will go steady with me, for if you will not, life will be meaningless. ” P“are you kidding me ”D“Will you or will you not go steady with me”P“I will not”D“why”P“because this afternoon I promised Petey Burch that I would go steady with him ”D“You cant go with him, Polly. Hes a liar. Hes a cheat. Hes a rat. ” P“I don t care, he has a racc