穿普拉達(dá)的女王臺詞對白

1、穿普拉達(dá)的女王臺詞 hi. uh, i have an appointment with emily charlton?-andrea sachs? -yes.great. human resources certainly has an odd奇怪的 sense of humor.follow me.okay, so i was mirandas second assistant。but her first assistant recently got promoted提拔, and so now im the first.-oh, and youre replacing yourself（

2、給自己找替身）. -well, i am trying.miranda sacked解雇 the last two girls after only a few weeks.we need to find someone who can survive here. do you understand?yeah. of course. whos miranda?oh, my god. i will pretend you did not just ask me that.shes the editor in chief of runway, not to mention更不用說 a legend

3、（更不用說是一位傳奇人物）.you work a year for her, and you can get a job at any magazine you want.a million girls would kill for this job（所有的女生都會為這工作發(fā)瘋的）.it sounds like a great opportunity. id love to be considered.giggling咯咯的笑andrea, runway is a fashion magazine。so an interest in fashion is crucial.決定性的，緊要關(guān)頭的w

4、hat makes you think im not interested in fashion?-cell phone ringing -oh, my god.no! no! no!whats wrong?shes on her way. tell everyone!shes not supposed to be here until 9:.her driver just text messaged, and her facialist ruptured a disk.-god, these people! -whistles, whispers whos that?that i cant

5、even talk about.all right, everyone! gird your loins!好了，各位，準(zhǔn)備就緒-excited chattering -did somebody eat an onion bagel? 洋蔥卷exhales, sniffsbell dingssorry, miranda.bell dingsmove it! ooh!走開i dont understand why its so difficult to confirm確認(rèn)an appointment預(yù)約. i know. im so sorry, miranda. i actually實(shí)際上，真的

6、 did confirm last night.details of your incompetence無能 do not interest me.tell simone im not going to approve批準(zhǔn)，通過 that girl that she sent me for the brazilian layout板面.i asked for要求 clean, athletic運(yùn)動型, smiling. she sent me dirty, tired and paunchy大肚子的（肥婆）.and r.s.v.p. yes to會，能夠 the michael kors pa

7、rty.i want the driver to drop me off接送，送來 at 9:30 and pick me up 接我at 9:45 sharp準(zhǔn)時準(zhǔn)確地（正點(diǎn)）.-whispers 9:45 sharp. -call natalie at glorious光榮的，壯麗的 foods, tell her no for the 40th time（說了40遍不行）.no, i dont want dacquoise. i want tortes filled with warm rhubarb 大黃compote煮熟的糖漬水果，果盤.then call my ex-husband

8、前夫 and remind him the parent-teacher conference is at dalton tonight.then call my husband, ask him to meet me for dinner at that place i went to with massimo.tell richard i saw the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers¡­and theyre all so deeply unattractive不引人注意

9、的.is it impossible to find a lovely, slender苗條的 female paratrooper傘兵?-no. -am i reaching for the stars here? not really.also, i need to see all the things that nigel has pulled for gwyneths second cover try.i wonder if shes lost any of that weight yet. whos that?nobody. um, uh¡­human resou

10、rces sent her up about the new assistant job, and i was preinterviewing her.but shes hopeless and totally wrong for it.clearly im going to have to do that myself because the last two you sent me¡­were completely inadequate.so send her in. thats all.right.-she wants to see you. -oh! she doe

11、s?move!-this is foul骯臟，令人不愉快的. dont let her see it. go! -thats¡­sighswho are you?uh, my name is andy sachs.i recently graduated from northwestern university.and what are you doing here?clears throatwell, i think i could do a good job as your assistant.and, um¡­yeah, i came to new

12、 york to be a journalist and sent letters out everywhere¡­and then finally got a call from elias-clarke¡­and met with sherry up at human resources.basically, its this or auto universe.-so you dont read runway? -uh, no.and before today, you had never heard of me.no.and you have no

13、 style or sense of fashion.well, um, i think that depends on what youre¡­no, no. that wasrt a question.um, i was editor in chief of the daily northwestern.i also, um, won a national competition for college journalists¡­with my series on thejanitorsunion, which exposed the exploit

14、ation¡­thats all.scoffsyeah. you know, okay.youre right. i dont fit in here.i am not skinny or glamorous¡­and i dont know that much about fashion.but im smart.i learn fast and i will work very hard.i got the exclusive on the cavalli for gwyneth¡­but the problem is, with

15、 that huge feathered headdress that shes wearing¡­she looks like shes working the main stage at the golden nugget.thank you for your time.who is that sad little person?are we doing a before-and-after piece i dont know about?brown and law, please?thank you.-andrea. -hmm?wait. you got a job

16、at a fashion magazine?-mm-hmm. -what was it, a phone interview?-woman wow. -ow! dont be a jerk.miranda priestly is famous for being unpredictable.okay, doug. how is it that you know who she is and i didnt?-im actually a girl. -oh!-that would explain so much. -doug look, seriously.miranda priestly is

17、 a huge deal. i bet a million girls would kill for that job.yeah, great. the thing is im not one of them.woman look, you gotta start somewhere, right?i mean, look at this dump nate works in.i mean, come on. paper napkins? hello.yeah. and lily, she works at that gallery doing, uh, you know¡­

18、;oh, im sorry. what exactly is it that you do anyway?well, lucky for me, i already have my dream job.with lily youre a corporate research analyst!-oh, youre right. my job sucks. -no!-it sucks. i dont¡­ its boring. -its all right. breathe.-im trying. -here. take a drink.-i will have a drink

19、. i will have a drink. -ah, yes.-id like to propose a toast. to jobs that pay the rent. -to jobs that pay the rent.lily jobs that pay the rent.oh, baby. you should see the way these girls at runway dress.i dont have a thing to wear to work.come on. youre gonna be answering phones and getting coffee.

20、you need a ball gown for that?i think i might.well, i happen to think you look great always.aww! i think youre full of it.giggling-hey. come on. lets go home. -yeah.i can think of something we can do that doesnt require any clothing.-really? -mmm.-phone ringing -woman singinghello?andrea, miranda de

21、cided to kill the autumn jacket story for september¡­and she is pulling up the sedona shoot from october.you need to come into the office right this second and pick up her coffee order on the way.-now? -now, get a pen and write this down.-now? -now, get a pen and write this down.i want one

22、 no-foam skimmed latte with an extra shot¡­and three drip coffees with room for milk.-searing hot. and i mean hot. -line clicks-continues -cell phone ringinghello?-emily where are you? -oh, im almost there. yeah.shoot! oh!endsis there some reason that my coffee isnt here?has she died or so

23、mething?no. whispers god.oh. bloody time.-i hope you know that this is a very difficult job¡­ -mm-hmm.for which you are totally wrong.and if you mess up, my head is on the chopping block.now, hang that up. dont just fling it anywhere.okay. first of all, you and i answer the phones.the phon

24、e must be answered every single time it rings.calls roll to voice mail, and she gets very upset.if im not here¡­ andrea, andrea¡­you are chained to that desk.-well, what if i need to¡­ -what? no.one time an assistant left the desk because she sliced her hand open with a

25、 letter opener¡­and miranda missed lagerfeld¡­just before he boarded a 17-hour flight to australia.she now works at tvguide.-man the desk at all times. got it. -phone rings-uh¡­ -miranda priestlys office.no, shes not available.-who is it? -mouthing wordsyes, ii get to g

26、o with her to paris for fashion week in the fall.i get to wear couture. i go to all the shows and all the parties.i meet all of the designers. its divine.okay. now, stay here. im going to the art department to give them the book. will tell her you called¡­ yet again.-bell chimes -right. re

27、member, you and i have totally differentjobs.i mean, you get coffee¡­ scoffs and you run errands.yet i am in charge of her schedule¡­her appointments and her expenses.and, um, most importantly, um¡­-the¡­ -this is the book.now, it is a mock-up of everything&ie

28、xcl;­in the current issue.and we deliver it to mirandas apartment every night, and she retu¡­dont touch it. she returns it to us in the morning with her notes.now, the second assistant is supposed to do this¡­but miranda is very private and she does not like strangers in her

29、house.so until she decides that you are not a total psycho¡­i get the lovely task of waiting around for the book.-phone rings -oh, emily? what do i do¡­-deal with it. -ringssighsringshello. mrs. priestlys office.hmm. thats what i meant. miranda priestlys office.groansum, you know

30、, she is in a meeting. can i please take a message?uh-huh.okay. can you please spell gabbana?-line clicks, dial tone hums -hello?i guess not.i guessed an eight and a half.um, uh, thats very nice of you¡­but i dont think i need these.miranda hired me. she knows what i look like.-do you? -ch

31、ucklesemily.emily?she means you.-wejust cut on the bias. -miranda thats not what i asked you.i couldnt have been clearer. there you are, emily.-how many times do i have to scream your name? -actually, its andy.my name is andy. andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me andy.chuckles i need 10 or 15 skirts

32、from calvin klein.-what kind of skirts do you¡­ -please bore someone else with your questions.and make sure we have pier 59 at 8: a.m. tomorrow.remind jocelyn i need to see a few of those satchels that marc is doing in the pony.and then tell simone ill takejackie if maggie isnt available.-

33、did demarchelier confirm? -d-did d-demarchel¡­demarchelier. did he¡­ get him on the phone.uh, o¡­ okay.-and, emily? -yes?thats all.its just the cavalier disregard for clear directions¡­chattering continuesdo you have demarchelier?uh, demarchelier.-groans leave

34、 it. -do you have¡­i have miranda priestly calling.i have patrick!uh, no, she called me in there and-and then she asked me about pier 59.and there was something about simone, frankie, someone else.and, um, she needs skirts from calvin klein.and, uh, there was something about a pony.-did sh

35、e say which skirts? -no. no.-did she say what kind? color, shape, fabric? -i tried to ask her.you may never ask miranda anything.right. i will deal with all of this, and you will go to calvin klein.eh¡­ me?oh, im sorry. do you have some prior commitment?some hideous skirt convention you ha

36、ve to go to?uh¡­-cell phone rings -miranda?-are you there? -im about to walk in. ill call you as soon as¡­line clicks-cell phone rings -horn honks-hello? hi. -emily while youre out¡­miranda needs you to go to hermes to pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her.-okay. -cassi

37、dy forgot her homework at dalton. pick that up.miranda went out to meet with meisel, and she will want more starbucks when she gets back.-hot starbucks. -can you just repeat that first¡­-dial tone hums -hello?oh, my god.what took you so long?i have to pee!what?you havent peed since i left?

38、no, i havent. ive been manning the desk, havent i? im bursting.oh, hi.-snaps fingers -you do coat. do the coat!okay.now, be prepared. the run-through is at 12:30.people are panicking, so the phone is going to be ringing off the hook.the ru¡­ the run-through. right.yes. editors bring in opt

39、ions for the shoot, and miranda chooses.she chooses every single thing in every single issue.run-throughs are a huge deal. i dont know why you dont know that, andrea.-woman okay. are you ready? -emily oh, hi, hi.right. well, after the loo, serena and i are going to lunch.-this is her¡­ the

40、 new me. -hi.-told you. -i thought you were kidding.no, quite serious, yeah. i get 20 minutes for lunch, and you get 15.-when i come back, you can go. -okay.serena what exactly is she wearing?giggling her grandmothers skirt.man singing in frenchhmm. corn chowder.thats an interesting choice.you do kn

41、ow that cellulite is one of the main ingredients in corn chowder.man singing in french continuesso none of the girls here eat anything?not since two became the new four and zero became the new two.-well, im a six. -which is the new 14.oh. shoot.oh, never mind. im sure you have plenty more polyblend

42、where that came from.-cash register clicking -okay. you think my clothes are hideous.i get it.but, you know, im not going to be in fashion forever¡­so i dont see the point of changing everything about myself just because i have this job.yes, thats true.thats really what this multibillion-d

43、ollar industry is all about anyway, isnt it?-inner beauty. -cell phone ringshello.right. come on.-mirandas pushed the run-through up a half an hour. -mmm!-shes always 15 minutes early. -which means?-youre already late. come. -shoot!excuse me.-bell dings -mr. ravitz.nigel.-issue going well? -oh, yes.

44、 our best september ever.great. heard miranda killed autumn jackets and pulled up the sedona shoot.whats that costing me?about 3,0.must have been some lousy jackets.-irv ravitz. -oh, im sorry.this is andy sachs, mirandas new assistant.congratulations, young lady.a million girls would kill for that j

45、ob.bye-bye.-hmm? -chairman of elias-clarke, irv ravitz.you know what they say?tiny man, huge ego.no. and ive seen all this before.theyskens is trying to reinvent the drop waist, so actually its¡­-where are all the other dresses? -we have some right here.-stand, watch and listen. -and i thi

46、nk it can be very interesting¡­no. no, i just¡­ its just baffling to me.why is it so impossible to put together a decent run-through?you people have had hours and hours to prepare. its just so confusing to me.where are the advertisers?-we have some pieces from banana republic. -w

47、e need more, dont we?-oh. this is¡­ this might be¡­ what do you think of¡­ -yeah.well, you know me.give me a full ballerina skirt and a hint of saloon and im on board.-but do you think its too much like¡­ -like the lacroix from july?i thought that, but no, not

48、 with the right accessories. it should work.where are the belts for this dre¡­ why is no one ready?here. its a tough call.-theyre so different. -miranda hmm.snorts, chucklessomething funny?no. no, no. nothings¡­you know, its just that both those belts look exactly the same to me.

49、you know, im still learning about this stuff and, uh¡­this¡­ stuff?oh. okay. i see.you think this has nothing to do with you.you go to your closet¡­and you select¡­ i dont know¡­ that lumpy blue sweater, for instance¡­because youre trying t

50、o tell the world that you take yourself too seriously¡­to care about what you put on your back.but what you dont know is that that sweater is not just blue.its not turquoise. its not lapis.its actually cerulean.and youre also blithely unaware of the fact¡­that in 22, oscar de la

51、renta did a collection of cerulean gowns.and then i think it was yves saint laurent¡­ wasrt it¡­who showed cerulean military jackets?-i think we need a jacket here. -mmm.and then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers.and then it, uh, filtered

52、down through the department stores¡­and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner¡­and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner¡­where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin.however, that blue represents millions of dollars¡­

53、and countless jobs¡­and its sort of comical how you think that youve made a choice¡­that exempts you from the fashion industry¡­when, in fact¡­youre wearing a sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room¡­from a pile of stuff.so then

54、i said, no, i couldnt see the difference¡­between the two absolutely identical belts¡­and you should have seen the look she gave me!i thought the flesh was gonna melt off her face.-chuckles -its not funny.shes not happy unless everyone around her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal.and the