初中英語(yǔ)四人短劇The+Blood+of+cet4

TheBloodof CET'4第一幕（道具：桌子書(shū)饅頭三個(gè)）ABC上，BC看到凳子坐下，D走過(guò)來(lái)，A點(diǎn)菜A:waiter！waiter！DYoucome,mydearbrother(笑臉狀)A:Doyouhaveanybeef?D:NobeefA:doyouhaveanywine?D:nowine.A:DoyouhaveanyriceD:noriceA:youcanhavethis(學(xué)趙本山)D:Ireallydon'thavethisA:kao!whatdoyouhave?(憤怒驚訝狀)D:bread.Doyouwantsome?A:ok,iamdyingofstarvationD:hereD拿饅頭A:heihei,haveyouseenthisbook?拿出一本書(shū)，寫(xiě)著四級(jí)答案大字D:wow!!眼睛睜得特大!!!wheredidyougetit?A.IGETITFROMMYMOTHER'Sbrother'ssisiter'saucle's,,,,D:stop?。?！CanIhavealook?A:Itseemsthatyouareatalent,Ihavetosellit!D:WOW!!A:onlytenYuan!!AndIwillgiveyouapresentinaddition!D:areyousure,sir?（翻書(shū)后，D狂笑）D:soeasy!!!Thankgodness,icanpasstheBandfourExamination!!不付錢(qián)，狂跑A:baby,youforgettopayit,,baby,,,第二幕B:wow!thebreadlookssodelicious!I’mhungrynow!C:waiter!Hownicethebreadis!Ihavebeenfindingitallthemorning.Couldyougiveittome?D:Itellyouasecret.IhavetheanswertoBandFourExaminationforthisyearB:giveittous.C:ifyougivemethe,mymotherfatherbrothersisterandIwillthankyouforever!!D:howmuchmoneydoyouhave?(C摸了摸口袋，大喜狀，然后拿出一元錢(qián))C:isoneYuanenough?D:areyoumakingfun??GohomeandaskyourmothertogiveyouB:I’mangrynow!!!Goandfight!!!（轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)頭）shibaluohan!!!!!D:whoareyou?Whereareshibaluohan??B:mynameisshiba!C:mynameisluohan!B:Theroadisbuiltbyme（踩凳子）C:andIplantedatree（踩凳子）B:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet（準(zhǔn)備踩凳子但是發(fā)現(xiàn)沒(méi)地方踩于是踩C的腳，C大叫,受傷）B:giveusallyourBOOKS!D:doyouthinkIwillafraidofyou?Iamthemasterofkungfu!A從后面走過(guò)來(lái)，剛好被B抓住Dsethimfree.Don'tmoveC:IWantaBMWD:NOBMWC:IwantBenzD:NoBenzC:IwantToyotaD:NoToyotaC:I...IwantanambulanceD:OK,ambulance.C:Yes!!!D:Showmeyourstudent"scard.B；shut,,,,youfoolus!!A；哎。。Theanswerismine.WhydoyouallwantitA:sinceyouaskedsincerely既然你誠(chéng)心誠(chéng)意的發(fā)問(wèn)了B:Letmetellyougenerously那我就大發(fā)慈悲的告訴你C:Topreventstudentsfrombeendestroyed為了防止學(xué)生被摧殘ABC:Tomakeapeacefulworld(ABC三人說(shuō)：為了維護(hù)世界的和平)(此時(shí)D趕緊打斷發(fā)言)DIfyouwantit,youcanmakeabetwithmeB放開(kāi)A，兩人裝神秘走著，然后用腳做撿到錘子布，前兩次相同，第三次B贏了，拿著班旗披在背上慶祝勝利Iamwining,,Iamwining.......然后對(duì)著觀眾道：Thanktv,thankcctv,thankforyourbeliefonme.Ithinkiownmuchmysuccesstoallofyou,,ACD排成兩行，像升國(guó)旗一樣，A拿著答案，CD一起走正步，三人唱婚禮進(jìn)行曲，Ad,doyouwanttogivetheanswerofcet'4tod,forricherforpoorer,foebetterandforworse,,tilldeathusdopartB:yesidoA:ddoyou