老友記中英word字幕Friends.S01E01

1、lTheOneWhereItAllBegan(Pilot)更多字幕 HYPERLINK http:/www.52en.me www.52en.meqq35506728992-=BT之家DRM小組=-3Theresnothingtotell.ItsjustsomeguyIworkwith.4Youregoingoutwiththeguy.5Therehastobesomethingwrongwithhim.6Allright,Joey.Benice.7Sodoeshehaveahumpandahairpiece?8Wait,doesheeatchalk?9Idontwanthertogothro

2、ughwhatIdidwithCarl.10Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.11Itsjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerandnothavingsex.12Soundslikeadatetome.13Iminhighschool,inthecafeteria.14andIrealizeImtotallynaked.15Ivehadthatdream.16ThenIlookdownandIrealizethereisaphone.17there.18-Insteadof-Thatsright!19Neverhadthatone

3、.20Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.21WhatdoIdo?Everyonestartslookingatme.22Theywerentlookingatyoubefore?23Finally,IfigureIdbetteranswerit.24Anditturnsoutitsmymother.25Whichisvery,veryweirdbecauseshenevercallsme.26Hi.27Hesays,Hello,Iwanttokillmyself.28Youokay?29Ifeellikesomeonepulledmyintestineouto

4、fmymouth.30-andtieditaroundmyneck.-Cookie?31Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.32-Letmegetyousomecoffee.-Thanks.33No,dont!Stopcleansingmyaura.34-Justleavemyauraalone,okay?-Fine,bemurky.35-Illbefine.Ihopeshellbehappy.-No,youdont.36No,Idont.Tohellwithher.Sheleftme!37Youneverknewshewasalesbian?38No!Okay?39Whyd

5、oeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?40Shedidntknow.HowshouldIknow?41SometimesIwishIwasalesbian.42DidIsaythatoutloud?43ItoldMomandDadlastnight.Theytookitprettywell.1六人行第1季第01集莫妮卡的新室友更多字幕 HYPERLINK http:/www.52en.me www.52en.meqq35506728992榮譽(yù)出品河馬根據(jù)friends6字幕完美調(diào)較時(shí)間軸3沒什么好說(shuō)的！他不過(guò)是我的同事！4少來(lái)了，你和那個(gè)人一起出去！5和你交往的男人一定有

6、問題！6打住，喬伊，嘴下留德7他駝背？既駝背又帶假發(fā)？8慢著，他吃粉筆嗎？9我只是不想你重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍10各位別急，這不算約會(huì)11我們不過(guò)是出去吃晚餐而且不做愛12聽起來(lái)好像是說(shuō)我的約會(huì)13記得中學(xué)時(shí)代的夢(mèng)，我站在自助餐廳14突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己全身赤裸15我做過(guò)那樣的夢(mèng)16我低頭一看，看見有一支電話17在那兒18-而不是？-沒錯(cuò)19我沒做過(guò)那樣的夢(mèng)20突然,那個(gè)電話響了21我不知道該怎么辦，大家都看著我22之前他們就不看著你？！23最后，我覺得應(yīng)該接這個(gè)電話24發(fā)現(xiàn)是我媽媽打來(lái)的，25這十分怪因?yàn)?她從來(lái)不打電話給我！26嘿27這家伙說(shuō)“你好”的時(shí)候，我總想殺了我自己28你還好吧？29我就感覺好

7、像某人伸手進(jìn)我的喉嚨，抓住我的小腸,從我的嘴里拉出來(lái)30-再在我的脖子上打結(jié)-要餅干嗎？31卡籮今天搬走了她的東西32-我給你拿咖啡.-謝謝33不,不要！不要清理我的氣息！34-不要管我的氣息,好嗎？-好呀！繼續(xù)痛苦吧！35-我會(huì)沒事的，好吧?.真的，各位，我希望她開心.-不，你并不希望36是的，我不希望！去她的，她離開了我！37你又不知道她是女同性戀38不知道！行了吧？！39為什么每個(gè)人老是提它？40她都不知道，我怎么會(huì)知道？41有時(shí)候我希望我是女同性戀44Oh,really?45Sothathystericalphonecallfromawomansobbing.46Illneverhav

8、egrandchildren,waswhat?Awrongnumber?47Sorry.48Look,yourefeelingalotofpainrightnow.49Youreangry.Yourehurting.50CanItellyouwhattheansweris?51Stripjoints!52Hey,youresingle.Havesomehormones.53ButIdontwanttobesingle,okay?54Ijustwanttobemarriedagain.55AndIjustwantamilliondollars!56-Rachel?-Oh,Monica!Thank

9、God!57Iwenttoyourbuilding.58andaguywithahammersaidyoudbehere,andyouare.59-CanIgetyousomecoffee?-Decaf.60Everybody,thisisRachel,aLincolnHighsurvivor.61Thisiseverybody.ChandlerandPhoebe.62Joey.Remembermybrother,Ross?63Sure!64Youwanttotellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?65Well,itstartedabouta

10、half-hourbeforethewedding.66Iwasintheroomwithallthepresents.67andIwaslookingatthisreallygorgeousLimogesgravyboat.68Whenallofasudden69SweetNLow?70IrealizedIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanBarry.71Igotfreakedout,andithitme:72HowmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.73Ialwaysknewhelookedfamiliar,but.74Ihad

11、togetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering.75WhyamIdoingthis,andWhoamIdoingitfor?76Ididntknowwheretogo,andIknowwevedriftedapart.77butyouretheonlypersonIknowhere.78-Whowasntinvitedtothewedding.-Ihopedthatwouldntbeanissue.79Iguessheboughtherthepipeorgan,andshesreallynothappyaboutit.80Tunaoreggsalad!Decide!8

12、1IllhavewhateverChristinashaving.42我大聲說(shuō)出來(lái)啦？43我昨晚告訴爸爸媽媽了，他們看起來(lái)沒什么問題44噢，真的嗎？45那我凌晨三點(diǎn)接到一個(gè)女人打來(lái)的可笑電話，她在電話屮抽泣說(shuō)46“我不會(huì)有孫子了，我不會(huì)有孫子了”那是怎么回事?打錯(cuò)電話啦？47對(duì)不起48沒事的，羅斯，瞧.你現(xiàn)在感到很痛苦49你很生氣.你感到傷心50我告訴你答案是什么？51脫衣舞俱樂部！52別這樣，你單身了！有需求的！53我不想單身,好嗎？54我只想.再次結(jié)婚！55而我只想要100萬(wàn)美金！56-瑞秋？！-噢，上帝，莫妮卡，你好，感謝上帝！57我剛到你那里去,而你不在，58那個(gè)拿著大錘子的豕伙說(shuō)你可

13、能在這里，你真在這里,你真在這里！59-你想點(diǎn)咖啡嗎？-無(wú)咖啡因的60好了，各位，這位是瑞秋，另一個(gè)林肯高中的幸存者61這就是各位啦這是錢德，菲比62喬伊.還有，你還記得我哥哥Ross嗎？63-當(dāng)然，你好！-你好64那你現(xiàn)在可以告訴我們了嗎，還是說(shuō)我們?cè)诘戎奈粷皲醯陌槟铮?5好吧，大概在婚禮前半個(gè)小時(shí).66我在禮品間里67我正看著那個(gè)船形鹵肉盤.那是個(gè)非常好看的船形鹵肉盤68然后，突然-69有糖嗎？70我發(fā)現(xiàn)我對(duì)這個(gè)船形鹵肉盤比對(duì)Barry更有沖動(dòng)！71然后我嚇呆了，突然想到：72Barry看起來(lái)多象土豆頭先生呀73我總是覺得他眼熟,但是74不管怎么說(shuō)，我必須離開那里，我在想75“我為什么這

14、樣做，我為誰(shuí)這樣做？”76我不知道該去哪里，而且我知道我和你有點(diǎn)疏遠(yuǎn)了77但你是我這個(gè)城市里唯一認(rèn)識(shí)的人78-還沒有被邀請(qǐng)到婚禮上.-噢，我不希望提起這件事.79我猜他給她買了個(gè)管風(fēng)琴，而她很不喜歡那個(gè)82Daddy,IjustIcantmarryhim.83Imsorry.Ijustdontlovehim.84Well,itmatterstome!85IfIletgoofmyhair,myheadwillfalloff.86Sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.87Pushherdownthestairs!88Pushher!Pushherdownthestairs

15、!89Comeon,Daddy,listen!90Allmylife,everyonesalwaystoldme,Youreashoe!91Youreashoe!92WhatifIdontwanttobeashoe?93WhatifIwanttobeapurse?94Orahat?95No,Idontwantyoutobuymeahat!96Itsametaphor,Daddy!97Youcanseewherehedhavetrouble.98Look,Daddy,itsmylife.99Well,maybeIlljuststayherewithMonica.100Iguessweveesta

16、blishedshesstayingwithMonica.101Well,maybethatsmydecision.102MaybeIdontneedyourmoney.103Wait!Isaidmaybe!104Justbreathe.Thatsit.105Trytothinkofnice,calmthings.106RaindropsonrosesAndwhiskersonkittens107DoorbellsandsleighbellsAndsomethingwithmittens108LalalasomethingAndnoodleswithstring109Imallbetterno

17、w.110Ihelped.111Thisisprobablyforthebest.112Independence.Controllingyourlife.Thewholehatthing.113YoucanalwayscometoJoey.114MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.Hesawayalot.115Stophittingonher!Itsherweddingday.116Liketheresarule,orsomething?117Igotit.118Pleasedontdothatagain.Itsahorriblesound.119ItsPaul.12

18、0Oh,God,isit6:30?Buzzhimin.121-WhosPaul?-Paul,thewineguy?122Maybe.123YournotarealdateiswithPaul,thewineguy?124-Hefinallyaskedyouout?-Yes!125ItsaDearDiarymoment.80吐拿魚或雞蛋沙拉?快決定！81“克莉絲汀吃什么我吃什么”82爸爸，我只是不能嫁給他！83對(duì)不起，我只是不愛他了84這對(duì)我很有關(guān)系！85“如果我不抓著我的頭發(fā)，我的頭就會(huì)掉下來(lái)”86噢,她真不應(yīng)該穿那條褲子87我說(shuō)把她推下樓88把她推下樓!把她推下樓！把她推下樓！89爸爸，聽我

19、說(shuō)！90這就好像,在我一生中，所有人都告訴我，“你是鞋子！”91“你是鞋子，你是鞋子,你是鞋子！”92然后今天，我不這么認(rèn)為了，對(duì)我自己說(shuō)，如果我不想成為鞋子呢？93如果我想成為一個(gè)包？94或一頂帽？95不,我不是讓你給我買帽子96這是個(gè)比喻,爸爸！97你能發(fā)現(xiàn)他哪里出問題了98爸爸,這是我的生活99也許我可以和莫妮卡住在一起100我猜我們已經(jīng)確定她和莫妮卡住在一起了101也許那是我的決定102也許我不需要你的錢103等等！我說(shuō)也許！104呼吸，呼吸，對(duì)啦105只想著一些讓你鎮(zhèn)定的好東西106玫瑰上的雨滴還有貓的胡須107門鈴和雪橇鈴還有手套108啦啦啦，還有一些面條109我現(xiàn)在好多了110我

20、幫上忙啦！111瞧,這也許是最好的？112獨(dú)立了，把握自己的生活.就像你說(shuō)的“帽子”的事情113還有，你還需要什么，你可以來(lái)找喬伊114我和錢德就住在對(duì)面.而且他經(jīng)常不在115喬伊，不要再勾引她了！今天是她結(jié)婚的日子！116怎么啦，難道這還有什么規(guī)定嗎？117我來(lái)118請(qǐng)不要再這么干，那是很討厭的聲音119恩，我是保羅120天呀，到6:30了嗎?讓他進(jìn)來(lái)！126-Rach,Icancancel.-Please,go,Illbefine.127Ross,areyouokay?Doyouwantmetostay?128Thatdbegood.129-Really?-Goon!ItsPaul,the

21、wineguy!130Doeshesellit,drinkit?131Orhejustcomplainsalot?132Hi,comein!Paul,thisis.133everybody.Everybody,thisisPaul.134-Thewineguy.-Ididntcatchyourname.Paul?135Illberightback.Ivejustgottago136A-wandering?137Change.138Sitdown.Twoseconds.139Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.Thatcantbegood.140Hey,Paul,heresa

22、tip.141Shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthesamespot.142untilitstartstogetred.143Shutup,Joey!144Whatareyouuptotonight?145IwassupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmyhoneymoon.146so,nothing.147Right.Yourenotevengettingyourhoneymoon.148Although,Aruba.Thistimeofyear?149Talkaboutyour.150biglizards.151Ifyoudontwa

23、nttobealonetonight.152JoeyandChandlerarehelpingmewithmyfurniture.153Wereveryexcitedaboutit.154Thanks.ButImjustgoingtohangouthere.155-Itsbeenalongday.-Oh,sure.156Phoebe,wannahelp?157IwishIcould,butIdontwantto.158LoveissweetassummershowersLoveisawondrousworkofart159ButyourloveOh,yourlove,yourlove160Is

24、likeagiantpigeon161Crappingonmyheart162Thankyou.163Imsupposedtoattachabracket-ythingtothesidethings.164usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.165Ihavenobracket-ything.Iseenowormguys121-誰(shuí)是保羅？-保羅，調(diào)酒師，保羅？122也許是吧123等等,你今晚的“不是真正約會(huì)”是和調(diào)酒師保羅？124-他終于約你出去啦？-是的！125噢,真是個(gè)可以載入日記的時(shí)刻126-瑞秋，等等，我可以取消.-不，另山你去吧，沒什么的！127Ross,

25、你還好吧？你希望我留下來(lái)嗎？128那會(huì)很好的129-真的？-不,去吧！那可是調(diào)酒師保羅！130那是什么意思？他賣酒，喝酒131還是抱怨酒？132進(jìn)來(lái)，保羅，這是.133大家，各位，這是保羅134-你好！保羅！嘿!調(diào)酒師!嘿！-對(duì)不起，我沒聽清楚你的名字保羅，是嗎？135好啦，我就.我就回來(lái)，我要136閑逛？137換衣服！138好了，坐會(huì)兒很快就好139噢,我剛拔掉四根睫毛.不是個(gè)好兆頭140你好，保羅！告訴你個(gè)小秘密141她很喜歡你來(lái)回在同一個(gè)地方揉她的脖子142重復(fù)來(lái)重復(fù)去，直到變紅為止143閉嘴，喬伊！144那么瑞秋，你今晚打算干什么？145我本來(lái)應(yīng)該到Aruba度蜜月146所以沒事做！1

26、47是呀，你都沒辦法過(guò)蜜月148不過(guò),Aruba,這個(gè)時(shí)候？149你可以談?wù)撓?150大蜥蜴151不管怎樣，如果今晚你覺得寂莫的話152喬伊和錢徳要過(guò)來(lái)幫我組裝我的新家具153是呀，而且我們?yōu)榇烁械脚d奮154謝謝了，不過(guò)我想今晚還是呆在這里吧155-今天可真是漫長(zhǎng).-是呀，沒錯(cuò)156嘿,Pheebs,你要來(lái)幫忙嗎？157噢,我希望我能，但是我不想158愛情就像夏日沖涼一樣甜美，愛情是無(wú)以倫比的藝術(shù)品159但是，你的愛呀，你的愛，你的愛160就好像一只巨大的鴿子whatsoever.166andIcannotfeelmylegs.167-Wegotabookcase.-Itsbeautiful.

27、168Whatsthis?169IwouldhavetosaythatisanL-shapedbracket.170-Whichgoeswhere?-Ihavenoidea.171-Donewiththebookcase.-Allfinished.172ThiswasCarolsfavoritebeer.173Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan.Ishouldhaveknown.174-Startwiththat,wereoutofhere.-Pleasedontspoilallthisfun.175Letmeaskyou.176Shegotthefurniture,the

28、stereo,thegoodTV.177Whatdidyouget?178-Youguys.-Yougotscrewed.179-Oh,myGod.-Iknow.Imsuchanidiot.180Ishouldveknownwhenshewenttothedentistfivetimesaweek.181Imean,howcleancanteethget?182Mybrothersgoingthroughthat.183Howdidyougetoverit?184Hemightaccidentallybreaksomethingvaluableofhers.185-Sayher-Leg?186

29、Thatsonewayofdoingit.Iwentforthewatch.187Youactuallybrokeherwatch?188TheworstIeverdidwasshredmyoldboyfriendsfavoritetowel.189-Steerclearofyou.-Thatsright.190Barry,Imsorry.Iamsosorry.191Youprobablythinkitsaboutmakinglovewithyoursockson,butitisnt.192Itsaboutme.AndIjust193Themachinecutmeoffagain.Anyway

30、.194IknowthatsomeluckygirlisgoingtobecomeMrs.BarryFinkel.195Butitisntme.Itsnotme.196NotthatIhaveanyideawhomeisrightnow,butyoujust197Imdivorced.198-Imonly26,andImdivorced!-Shutup!199Thatonlytookmeanhour.200WehaventhadarelationshipthatslastedlongerthanaMento.201Youhavehadtheloveofawomanforfouryears.16

31、1在我心中排泄162LaTaTaTa-la-謝謝.La-la-la-la嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚163我應(yīng)該把支架固定在側(cè)面164用螺紋蝸輪165我沒有支架，沒有看到螺紋蝸輪166而且.我的腿麻了167-我想我們弄好書架了.-看起來(lái)不錯(cuò)168那是什么？169我認(rèn)為那應(yīng)該是個(gè)L型支架170-它應(yīng)該安在哪里？-我完全沒有主意171搞定書架了！完工了！172這是卡籮最喜歡的啤酒173她總是不用罐喝，我該知道174-你要是再開始那些話，我們就走了.-就是，不要把這些快樂給搞砸了175Ross,問你一個(gè)問題176她得到家具，音響，電視-177你得到了什么？178-你們呀.-天呀.-你被坑了.-上帝！179-我的老天

32、！-我知道，我疋個(gè)笨蛋180當(dāng)她一禮拜見4,5次牙醫(yī)，我就該知道了181誰(shuí)的牙齒需要這么干凈呀？182我哥哥正在克服這種事呢，他糟透了183你是怎么克服的？184你可以試著砸爛她的一些貴重的東西185-比如她的-腿？186那是一個(gè)例子！我-砸了她的表187你真的砸了她的表？188我干的最壞的一件事是把我男友最喜歡的浴巾撕爛了189-消除痛苦.-沒錯(cuò)190Barry,對(duì)不起，對(duì)不起191我知道你可能認(rèn)為和那天我對(duì)你說(shuō)你穿襪子做愛有關(guān)，但不是的192這和我有關(guān)，我只是193嘿,機(jī)器又把線路掛斷了.194我知道會(huì)有很幸運(yùn)的女孩成為凡可巴瑞太太的195但她不會(huì)是我196而且我現(xiàn)在也不知道我到底是誰(shuí).但

33、你得給我機(jī)會(huì)去.197我離婚了！198-我才26夕就離婚了！-閉嘴！-你得停下來(lái)!199我花了一個(gè)小時(shí)弄那個(gè)202Fouryearsofclosenessandsharing,afterwhichsherippedyourheartout.203Thatiswhywedontdoit!204Idontthinkthatwasmypoint!205Knowwhatsscary?Whatiftheresonlyonewomanforeverybody?206Imean,whatifyougetonewoman,andthatsit?207Unfortunately,inmycase,therewa

34、sonlyonewomanforher.208Whatareyoutalkingabout?Onewoman.209Thatslikesayingtheresonlyoneflavoroficecream.210Letmetellyousomething.Thereslotsofflavorsoutthere.211Rockyroadandcookiedoughandbingcherryvanilla.212Youcangetthemwithjimmiesornutsorwhippedcream.213Itsthebestthingtohappentoyou!214Yougotmarried.

35、Youwerelike,what,8?215Welcomebacktotheworld.Grabaspoon!216-IdontknowifImhungryorhorny.-Thenstayoutofmyfreezer.217Eversinceshewalkedoutonme.218What?219Youwannaspellitoutwithnoodles?220Itsmoreofafifthdatekindofrevelation.221Sotheresgoingtobeafifthdate?222Isntthere?223Yeah,yeah.Ithinkthereis.224Whatwer

36、eyougoingtosay?225Eversincesheleftme.226Ihaventbeenabletoperform.227sexually.228Oh,God!Imsosorry.229Beingspitonisprobablynotwhatyouneedrightnow.230Howlong?231-Twoyears.-Wow.232Imgladyousmashedherwatch.233Soyoustillthinkyoumightwantthatfifthdate?234Yeah.Yeah,Ido.235WearegatheredheretojoinJoanieLouise

37、Cunningham.236andCharles.Chachi,Chachi,Chachi.237inthebondsofholymatrimony.238See!239ButJoanielovedChachi.Thatsthedifference.240Grabaspoon.200Ross,你得明白，我們兩個(gè)還沒有長(zhǎng)久的戀愛關(guān)系呢201而你已經(jīng)和一個(gè)女人相愛四年了202四年的親近和分享，最后她把你的心給傷透了203這就是為什么我們不這么干！204我不認(rèn)為那是我的意思！205你知道最可怕的地方是什么嗎？如果每個(gè)人只有一個(gè)女人適合，知道嗎？206就是說(shuō)如果你擁有一個(gè)女人，就成了207不幸的是,她

38、擁有了一個(gè)女人208你在說(shuō)什么呀？一個(gè)女人？209那就好像你只有一種口味的冰激凌210讓我告訴你,Ross.還有很多種口味211有RockyRoad口味,CookieDough口味，然后還有香草口味212還可以和糖條，果仁，或者奶油一起吃！213現(xiàn)在是你一生中最好的事情發(fā)生了！214你難道是八歲結(jié)婚的？215歡迎回到現(xiàn)實(shí)里！拿起勺子！216-我真不知道我是餓了還是饑渴了.-離我的冰箱遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)！217從她離開我之后，我218怎么啦？219難道你想邊吃面條邊講出來(lái)？220不,不止要和你第五次約會(huì)的事情221噢,那么會(huì)有第五次約會(huì)咯？222你不想？223不,我想224-你要說(shuō)什么？225好吧，自從，自從

39、她離開我之后226我就一直不能，不能.227過(guò)性?；?28-噢天那，對(duì)不起，對(duì)不起-沒事,沒事229我知道被人吐水應(yīng)該不是你現(xiàn)在需要的230-恩，多久了？231-兩年.-哇哦！232哇哦！我真高興你砸了她的表！233那你還希望有第五次約會(huì)嗎？234是的,我希望235我們今天聚在這里參加JoanneLouiseCunningham236和Charles.Chachi-Chachi-ChachiArcola237的神圣婚禮238看！239可是Joanne愛的是Chachi！這就是不同！241DoyouknowhowlongitsbeensinceIgrabbedaspoon?242Dothewor

40、ds,Billy,dontbeahero,meananythingtoyou?243Greatstory.ButIgottago.244IgotadatewithAndrea.Angela.No,Andrea.245Andreasthescreamer.Angelahascats.246Right,thanks.ItsJulie.Imoutofhere.247Heresthething.EvenifIcouldgetittogetherenough.248toaskawomanout.249whoamIgoingtoask?250Isntthisamazing?Ivenevermadecoff

41、eeinmylife.251-Thatisamazing.-Congratulations.252IfIcanmakecoffee,thereisntanythingIcantdo.253Ithinkits,IfIcaninvadePoland,theresnothingIcantdo.254IfyoufeellikeyouhavetomakeaWesternomeletorsomething.255Although,actuallyImreallynotthathungry.256Oh,good.LennyandSquiggyarehere.257-Goodmorning.-Goodmorn

42、ing.258-Morning.-Morning,Paul.259-Hello,Paul.-Hi.Paul,isit?260-Thankyousomuch.-Stop.261Lastnightwaslikeallmybirthdays,bothgraduations.262plusthebarn-raisingsceneinWitness.263Welltalklater.264Thankyou.265Thatwasntarealdate.266Whatthehelldoyoudoonarealdate?267Shutupandputmytableback.268Ivegottogettowo

43、rk.269IfIdontinputthosenumbers,itdoesntmakemuchofadifference.270So,like,youguysallhavejobs?271Yeah,weallhavejobs.Thatshowwebuystuff.272-Yeah,Imanactor.-HaveIseenyouinanything?273Idoubtit.Mostlyregionalwork.274UnlessyousawtheWeeOnesproductionofPinocchio.275atthelittletheaterinthepark?276Itwasajob!277

44、Look,Geppetto.Imarealliveboy.278-Iwillnottakethisabuse.-Youreright,Imsorry.279OnceIwasawoodenboyAlittlewoodenboy280Youshouldbothknowthathesadeadman.240“拿起勺子241你知道我多久沒拿勺子了嗎？242難道比利，別撐英雄這句話對(duì)你沒意義？243真是個(gè)好故事!.但是，我得走了244我要和Andrea,還是Angela,還是Andrea約會(huì)？該死245Andrea是愛尖叫的那個(gè)，Angela有貓246好啦.謝啦.是Julie.我走了247問題來(lái)了.就算

45、我想.248約一個(gè)女人出來(lái)249我該約誰(shuí)？250是不是很不可思議？我以前可從來(lái)沒沖過(guò)咖啡251-是很不可思議.-恭喜你252我認(rèn)為如果我能沖咖啡，我就什么事都可以做了253我認(rèn)為應(yīng)該是，“如果我能入侵波蘭，我就什么事都可以做了”254你現(xiàn)在正進(jìn)入角色，有沒有想做個(gè)蛋卷之類的東西255不過(guò)我還不太餓256真不賴，Lenny和Squigy在這里257早上好早上好258-早上好.-早上好，保羅259-你好，保羅.-嘿，保羅，對(duì)嗎？260-謝謝你！太感謝你了！-不要這樣！261不，我要告訴你，昨晚上我就好像.我所有的生日畢業(yè)典禮262外加大廈落成典禮263我們過(guò)會(huì)再說(shuō)264好的,謝謝你265那不是真正

46、的約會(huì)？！266你真正的約會(huì)干什么？267-閉嘴，把我的桌子搬回去.-好的！268好啦，孩子們,我要去工作啦269不過(guò)如果我不把那些數(shù)字輸入，也不會(huì)有什么區(qū)別270你們都有工作嗎？271對(duì)，我們都有.這樣我們才有錢買東西272-對(duì)，我是演員.-哇!我有見過(guò)你的作品嗎？273我不認(rèn)為.大部分是地方性節(jié)目274等等,除非你在公園小劇場(chǎng)275看過(guò)重排的木偶奇遇記276那還是份工作吧？277瞧,Gippetto,我是個(gè)真正的小男孩278-別這樣羞辱我.-你疋對(duì)的,對(duì)不起281Oh,Chandler!282Howareyoudoingtoday?Sleepokay?283DidyoutalktoBarr

47、y?Icantstopsmiling.284Iseethat.Youlooklikeyousleptwithahangerinyourmouth.285Iknow.Hesjustso.286-RememberyouandTonyDemarco?-Oh,yeah.287Well,itslikethat.Withfeelings.288-Wow,areyouintrouble!-Bigtime!289Wantaweddingdress?Hardlyused.290Ithinkweregettingalittleaheadofourselves.291Imgoingtogetup,gotowork,

48、andnotthinkabouthimallday.292OrelseImgoingtogetupandgotowork.293-Wishmeluck!-Whatfor?294Imgonnagogetoneofthosejobthings.295-Hi,Monica.-Franny,welcomeback.296-HowwasFlorida?-Youhadsex,didntyou?297-Howdoyoudothat?-Ihateyou.298ImpushingmyauntthroughParrotJungle,yourehavingsex.299So,who?300YouknowPaul?3

49、01Paul,thewineguy?Yeah,IknowPaul.302Youmean,youknowPaullikeIknowPaul?303What?ItakecreditforPaul.304Beforeme,therewasnosnapinhisturtlefortwoyears.305Ofcourseitwasaline.306Whywouldanybodydosomethinglikethat?307Iassumewewantananswermoresophisticatedthan:308Togetyouintobed.309Ihatemen.310Donthate.Youdon

50、twanttoputthatoutintotheuniverse.311Isitme?312IsitlikeIhavesomesortofbeaconthatonlydogs.313andmenwithemotionalproblemscanhear?314Comehere.Givemeyourfeet.315Ijustthoughthewasnice,youknow?316Icantbelieveyoudidntknowitwasaline.317-Guesswhat?-Yougotajob?318Areyoukidding?Imtrainedfornothing.319-Iwaslaugh

51、edoutof12interviews.-Youresurprisinglyupbeat.279“當(dāng)我還是個(gè)小木頭人,小木頭人”280你們?cè)撝?，他快死?81噢，錢德？282你今天怎么樣？睡得好嗎？283和Barry談過(guò)嗎？我笑個(gè)不停284看得出來(lái)，你就好像睡覺時(shí)有個(gè)衣架在你嘴里285我知道，他只是太286-你還記得你和TonyDeMarco嗎？-是的，記得287就好像那樣.的感覺288-哇,你有麻煩了.-沒錯(cuò)！289想要婚紗嗎？幾乎沒用過(guò)290我想我們談的遠(yuǎn)了點(diǎn)291好啦，我要站起來(lái)，去工作了，而且不整天想著他292或者只是站起來(lái)工作293-那么，祝我好運(yùn)！-為什么？294我要去找那個(gè)工作

52、的什么東西295-嘿，莫妮卡！.-嘿,Frannie，歡迎回來(lái)！296-佛羅里達(dá)怎么樣？-你做愛了，是嗎?？297-你怎么知道的？-我恨你298我在和我的Roz阿姨穿過(guò)鸚鵡叢林，你卻在做愛！299那么，是和誰(shuí)？300你認(rèn)識(shí)保羅嗎？301保羅，調(diào)酒那個(gè)？是呀，我認(rèn)識(shí)保羅302你認(rèn)識(shí)他就好像我認(rèn)識(shí)他一樣？303開玩笑吧？保羅還欠我人情呢304在我之前，他兩年都沒辦法過(guò)性生活305當(dāng)然那是個(gè)謊言！306為什么?為什么有人會(huì)做這樣的事情？307我想更復(fù)雜的答案是308“和你上床”309我恨男人，我恨男人！310不,不要這樣，你不會(huì)希望把他們趕出宇宙的311是因?yàn)槲覇幔?12是因?yàn)槲矣心撤N導(dǎo)向類的東西，

53、只有狗.313有感情問題的男人才會(huì)發(fā)覺？314好啦，過(guò)來(lái)這里,把你的腳給我315我只是以為他是個(gè)好人316我真不敢相信你不知道那是個(gè)謊言！317-猜猜怎么樣？-你得到工作啦？318開玩笑嗎?我一點(diǎn)經(jīng)驗(yàn)都沒有！319-我今天被十二個(gè)招聘的嘲笑.-而且你還這么高興.320你也會(huì)的高興的如果你發(fā)現(xiàn)John和David的皮靴打！320Youdbetoo,ifyoufoundthesebootsonsale.32150%off.322Howwellyouknowme.323TheyremyIdontneedajob.324Ivegotgreatbootsboots.325-Howdidyoupay?-C

54、reditcard.326Andwhopaysforthat?327Myfather.328Isthisreallynecessary?Icanstopcharginganytime.329Youcantliveoffyourparents.330Iknowthat.ThatswhyIwasgettingmarried.331Giveherabreak.Itshardbeingonyourown.332Thankyou.333IrememberwhenIfirstcametothiscity,Iwas14.334Momhadkilledherself,stepdadwasinjail.335I

55、didntknowanybodyhere.336Iendeduplivingwiththisalbinoguywhowascleaningwindshields.337Andthenhekilledhimself.338ThenIfoundaromatherapy.SoIknowexactlyhowyoufeel.339Thewordyourelookingforis:340Anyway.341-Youready?-No,howcanIbeready?342Readytojumpoutoftheplanewithnoparachute?343-Icantdothis.-Iknowyoucan.

56、344-No.-Youmadecoffee,youcandoanything.345Cut.Cut.Cut.346Youknowwhat?Ithinkwecanleaveitatthat.347-Kindofasymbolicgesture.-Rachel,thatwasalibrarycard.348Ifyoulistenclosely,youcanhearathousandretailersscream.349Welcometotherealworld!350Itsucks.Youregonnaloveit.351Thatsit.Areyougoingtocrashonthecouch?3

57、52-No,Igottagohomesometime.-Areyougonnabeokay?353LookwhatIjustfoundonthefloor.354What?355ThatsPaulswatch.Justputitbackwhereyoufoundit.356Oh,boy!Allright.357-Goodnight,everybody.-Goodnight.358-Imsorry.Haveit,Idontwantit.-Splitit?3215折322是呀,你多了解我323這就是我的新皮靴我不需要工作，我不需要父母324我有我的新皮靴！325-你用什么付帳的？-恩,信用卡326那誰(shuí)付帳單呢？327恩我爸爸328天呀，各位，這真的必要嗎？我隨時(shí)都可以