老友記中英word字幕Friends.S01E03

1、1-Hi,guys.-Hey,Phoebe.更多字幕 HYPERLINK http:/www.52en.me www.52en.meqq35506728992-Howdiditgo?-Notsogood.3Hewalkedmehomeandsaid,Letsdothisagain.4Hesaid,Letsdothisagain.Thatsgood,right?5Translated,Letsdothisagainmeans,Youllneverseemenaked.6Sincewhen?7Sincealways.Its,like,datinglanguage.8Like,Itsnotyoume

2、ans,Itisyou.9Yourenicemeans,Illbedatingalcoholics.10andcomplainingaboutthemtoyou.11Weshouldseeotherpeoplemeans:12Ha-ha,Ialreadyam!13Everybodyknowsthis?14Cushionstheblow.15Likeyourparentsputtingthedogtosleep.16andsayingitwenttoafarm.17Thatsfunny.Becauseourparentsactuallydid.18sendourdogofftoliveonafa

3、rm.19Ross?20Hello!TheMilnersfarminConnecticut?21TheMilnershadthisunbelievablefarm.22Theyhadhorsesandrabbitstochase.23Anditwas.24Oh,myGod!Chi-Chi!25TheOneWiththeThumb26-=BT之家DRM小組=-27Howdoesitfeelknowingyoureabouttodie?28Warden,infiveminutesmypainwillbeover.29Butyoulllivewiththeknowledgethatyousentan

4、honestmantodie.30Thatwasreallygood!31Thanks.Letskeepgoing.32So,whatdoyouwantfromme,Dimon?Huh?33Ijustwannagobacktomycell,becauseinmycellIcansmoke.34Smokeaway!35IthinkthisiswhyDimonsmokesinhiscellalone.36-What?-Relaxyourhand.37Letyourwristgo.38Notsomuch!39Allright.Nowtakeapuff.40Right.1-各位-菲比更多字幕 HYPE

5、RLINK http:/www.52en.me www.52en.meqq35506728992-你的約會怎么樣？-不是很好3他送我到地鐵然后跟我說我們應(yīng)該再來一次4他說要再來一次？那不是很好嗎？5不，他說我們應(yīng)該再來一次意思是說你將無法再見到裸體的我6什么時候這樣子的？7一直都是這樣的啊.就像是約會用語8比如，“問題不是出在你”代表“就是你”9“你真好”意思是說我要和皮革族的酒徒約會10然后向你抱怨11“我們該試試別人”代表12“我已和別人約會了”13大家都懂？14對，善意的謊言15沒錯，就像父母使小孩的狗安樂死時16他們會說它跑到別人家農(nóng)場去住了17真有意思,不過我爸媽是真的18把我們的狗

6、送給別人養(yǎng)了19羅斯？20米納他們在康乃迪克州的農(nóng)場21米納他們家的農(nóng)場好棒22有馬還有可供追逐的兔子23有馬還有可供追逐的兔子24噢,芝芝25六人行第1季第03集飛來橫財26榮譽出品河馬根據(jù)網(wǎng)絡(luò)字幕微調(diào)制作27知道自己不久人世有何感受？28華頓，我的痛苦將在五分鐘內(nèi)消除29但你得承受埋葬一個老實人的痛苦30表演得真好是嗎？31謝了，咱們繼續(xù)吧32好，你要我怎么做，迪默？33我只想回到我的牢房內(nèi)因為這樣我才可以抽煙34你就在這里抽吧35我想這就是迪默自己一個在牢房里抽煙的原因36-什么-手放輕松37手腕自然點38別太過火！39好的，現(xiàn)在吐口煙40就是這樣41-給我來-不，我不能給你煙42無所謂

7、的，你到底想不想演這個角色?來41-Giveittome.-Imnotgivingyouacigarette.42Itsfine.Doyouwanttogetthispartornot?Here.43Now,dontthinkofitasacigarette.44Thinkofitasthethingthathasbeenmissingfromyourhand.45Whenyouholdit,youfeelright.46Youfeelcomplete.47-Youmissit?-No,notsomuch.48Allright.Nowwesmoke.49Oh,myGod!50-Givemeth

8、at!-No.Youvegotoptions.51Youcansmokelikethis:52-Chandler-Orholditinyourmouth.53Givemethecigarette!54-Youtry.-Thankyou.55Okay,howsthis?56Okay,thatsnotbad.57Allright,whenyourefinished,itscoolifyouflickit.58Allright,youkeeppracticing.59andIllgoputoutthesofa.60Ithoughtitwasfootsize.61No.Itsthedistancefr

9、omthetipofaguysthumb.62tothetipofhisindexfinger.63Thatsridiculous.64CanIuseeitherthumb?65Idrathergowiththefoottheory.66Allright.Donttellme.67DecafcappuccinoforJoey.68Coffee,black.69Latte.70Andanicedtea.71-Imgettinggoodatthis.-Excellent!72Goodforme!73-Youokay,Phoebe?-Itsnotworth74Itsmybank.75-Whatdid

10、theydo?-Itsnothing76Igetmymailandopentheirmonthlystatement.77Easy!78Andtheres$500extrainmyaccount.79Satansminionsatworkagain!80NowIhavetogodealwiththem81-Whatareyoutalkingabout?Keepit!-Itsnotmine.82IfIkeptit,Idbestealing.83Butifyouspentit,itwouldbelikeshopping.84SayIboughtagreatpairofshoes.43看著，別把它當(dāng)

11、成香煙44把它當(dāng)成是你想念多時的東西45夾著它你感到自在46讓你感到滿足47-你很想它？-沒那么嚴(yán)重48好吧，抽煙49噢,爽呀！50-把它給我-不，你有幾種選擇51你可以像這樣抽煙52-錢德-或者只是把它叼在嘴里53把煙給我54-你來試試.-謝謝55感覺怎么樣？56還不壞57好的，當(dāng)你結(jié)束的時候，彈掉它會顯得很酷58就這樣，不斷練習(xí)59我去撲滅著火的沙發(fā)60我認(rèn)為一個人腳的大小61不，是和他拇指尖到食指尖62的距離相同的63這太荒謬了64隨便哪個姆指都行？65我寧可和腳長理論相伴66別告訴我67無咖啡因卡布其諾，是喬依的68純咖啡69拿鐵70和冰茶71-我進(jìn)步神速-不錯72我真行73-菲此，你

12、沒事吧-我還好74我的銀行75他們對你怎么了？76我看我的信件時看見他們的每月通知77別激動78我的戶頭多了五百兀79撒旦的奴才又開始活躍了80沒錯，因為我得到銀行找他們處理81-別傻了，留著自己用吧-這些錢不是我的82我留下來就如同偷竊83如果你拿來花就如同購物84好吧，就比方說我買了一雙很棒的鞋85你們知道我每踏出一步都會聽到什么嗎？“不是我的不是我的不是我的”85KnowwhatIdhearwitheverystep?Notmine.Notmine.Notmine.86EvenifIwashappyandskipping,Idhear:87Not-notmine.Not-notmine.

13、88Werewithyou.Wegotit.89Idneverbeabletoenjoyit.Itdbethisgiantkarmicdebt.90Chandler,whatareyoudoing?91Whatareyoudoing?92Oh,gross!93-Whatisthis?-Imsmoking!94Youvebeensogoodforthreeyears!95Andthisismyreward.96Thinkaboutwhatyouwentthroughwhenyouquit.97Forgetaboutyou.Thinkaboutwhatwewentthrough!98Sothist

14、imeIwontquit.99-Putitout!-Imputtingitout!100Oh,no!101Icantdrinkthisnow.102Imgonnago.Ivegotadate.103WithAlanagain?Howsitgoing?104Itsgoingprettygood.Itsniceandwerehavingfun.105Whendowegettomeethim?106Letssee,itsMonday.107-Never.-Comeon!108NotafterwhathappenedwithSteve.109Whatdoyoumean?WeloveSteve.Stev

15、ewassexy!110Sorry.111IdontknowhowIfeelyet.Letmefigureitout.112Thencanwemeethim?113No.114Sorry.115Joey.Letitgo.116Whyshouldtheymeethim?117Ibringaguyhomeandtheyrelike.118coyotespickingofftheweakmembersoftheherd.119Listen,assomeonewhosseenmorethanhershareofbadbeef.120Illtellyou,thatisnotsuchaterribleth

16、ing.121Yourfriendsarejustlookingafteryou.122IwishthatonceIddateaguytheyliked.123Yourealizetheoddsofthathappeningareslimmer.124-iftheynevergettomeettheguy.-Iknow.125-CantIwhimperalittlebit?-Whimper.126Okay,Imdone.86即使我再快樂再雀躍都會聽到87“不是我的不是我的”88知道你的意思了89我無法享受非份之財?shù)臉啡み@就像是業(yè)報一樣90錢德，你在干什么？91你在干什么？92噢,真惡劣！93-

17、這是什么-我在抽煙94你這三年來一直表現(xiàn)良好95這是我的獎勵96等等，想想你戒煙后是怎么活過來的97就算忘了你自己,至少想想我們是怎么過來的98所以這一次我不再戒了99-熄掉-好吧，我熄掉就是100噢，不！101拜托，我現(xiàn)在喝不了它了102我要去換衣服了，我有個約會103又是亞倫?進(jìn)展得如何？104進(jìn)展的還不錯.我們在一起很開心105我們何時能見到他？106今天是星期107-永遠(yuǎn)別想-不要這樣嘛108不,不要再來像史提夫那次的事109你在說什么?我們都愛史提夫史提夫很性感110抱歉111我連自己對他有何感覺都還不知道給我一點時間想清楚112這么說我們可以見他羅？113不行114抱歉115喬伊.

18、放過它吧116我為何要讓他們見他？117我?guī)厝メ?，他們就?18就像郊狼一樣找弱者卜手119聽著，不愉快的場面我見多了120告訴你這并不是一件壞事121你的朋友他們只是關(guān)心你122我只希望帶一個他們真正喜歡的男人回家123你知道的，他的機會會更渺茫的124-如果他們根本就沒見過這小伙-這個我知道125-能讓我小聲的哭一下嗎？-哭126不要這樣子127羅斯，讓它去吧！128你又不了解芝芝127Letitgo,Ross.128YoudidntknowChi-Chi.129-Doyouallpromise?-Wepromise.130Wellbegood.131Chandler,doyoupro

19、misetobegood?132Youcancomein,butyourfilter-tipbuddystaysoutside!133DearMs.Buffay.Thankyouforcalling.134Wevecreditedyou$500.Weresorryfortheinconvenience.135andhopeyoullacceptthisfootballphone.136asourgift.Doyoubelieveit?137NowIhave$1000andafootballphone.138Whatbankisthis?139Okay,itshim.140-Whoisit?-A

20、lan.141Chandler!Heshere!142DoIlookokay?143Onemorebutton.144Closed!Howaboutclosed?145-Ididntknow.-Yeah.146Pleasebegood.147Rememberhowmuchyoualllikeme?148Alan,thisiseverybody.Everybody,thisisAlan.149Iveheardsomuchaboutallyouguys.150Illcallyoutomorrow.Thanks.151LetslettheAlan-bashingbegin.152Whosgonnat

21、akethefirstshot?153Comeon!154Illgo.155Letsstartwithhowhekeptpicking156Imsorry,Icantdothis.Welovedhim.157Welovedhim!158Wait!WeretalkingaboutsomeoneImgoingoutwith?159Thatpimentotrick!160Illneverlookatanolivethesamewayagain.161Anddidyounotice?162Knowwhatwasgreat?Hissmilewascrooked.163-Yes!Likethemanint

22、heshoe!-Whatshoe?164Fromtherhyme.165TherewasamanWithacrookedsmile166WholivedinashoeForawhile167SoIthinkAlan.168istheyardstickbywhichfutureboyfriendswillbemeasured.169Futureboyfriends?170-Ithinkthiscouldbeit.-Really?129-你們都保證？-對，我們保證130我們會很乖的131錢德，你保證會很乖？132你可以進(jìn)來了，但是你的煙屁股朋友得呆在外面133親愛的巴菲小姐謝謝你提醒我們的錯誤13

23、4我們已將五百兀存入你的戶頭造成不便之處請多包涵135請接受此足球電話136做為禮物你們相信嗎？137現(xiàn)在我多了一千元和一個足球電話138這是哪家銀行？139他來了140-這位是誰??？-亞倫141錢德，他來了142我看起來怎么樣？143最好再扣上一顆扣子144-我是說扣上！扣上怎么樣？145-我不太清楚-好吧146拜托，別亂來147記得你們有多么愛我148亞倫，這是大家各位，他是亞倫149我對各位已如雷灌耳150謝謝，我明天再打電話給你151開始攻擊亞倫吧152誰先開始？153來呀154我來155我們就從他不停剔牙開始156抱歉，我辦不到.我們愛他157我們愛他158等等，我們談的是我約會的對

24、象嗎？159那個辣椒的小把戲160我絕不會再這樣看橄欖了161你們都有注意到？162知道他什么最棒嗎？他的微笑有點邪邪的163對，就像是鞋里的男人-什么鞋？164童謠里的165有個駝背的人有著扭曲的微笑166他住在鞋子里，有一陣子167我想亞倫168將成為日后男友被丈量的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)169什么日后男友？170-不，我想他就是了-真的呀？171IdmarryhimforhisDavidHasselhoffimpressionalone.172YouknowIllbedoingthatatparties.173-KnowwhatIlikemost?-What?174Thewayhemakesmefeela

25、boutmyself.175Howwasthegame?176Well.177Wewon!178Fantastic!Question.Howisthatpossible?179-Alan.-Hewasunbelievable!180LikethecartoonwhereBugsBunnyplayseveryposition.181Itwasfirstbase,Alan.Secondbase,Alan.182Itwaslikehemadeusintoateam.183WesureshowedthoseHasidicjewelersathingortwoaboutsoftball.184CanIa

26、skaquestion?185DoyouthinkAlanissometimes.186What?187Idontknow.AlittletooAlan?188Oh,no.Notpossible.YoucanneverbetooAlan.189ItshisinnateAlan-nessthatweadore.190I,personally,couldhaveagallonofAlan.191-Hey,Lizzy.-Hey,weirdgirl.192-Ibroughtalphabetsoup.-Pickoutthevowels?193IleftintheYs.Because,sometimesY

27、.194-Andsomethingelse.-Saltines?195No,$1000andafootballphone.196What?197Oh,myGod!198-Theresreallymoneyinhere.-Iknow.199Whatareyoudoing?200Iwantyoutohaveit.Idontwantit.201-Ihavetogiveyousomething.-No,youdont202-Doyouwantmytinfoilhat?-No,youneedthat.203-Itsokay.Thanks.-Letmedosomething.204Illtellyouwh

28、at.Buymeasodaandwereeven.Okay?205-Okay.-Okay.206Keepthechange.207Thanks,Lizzy.208Wantapretzel?209-No,Imfine.Thanks.-Seeyou.210Athumb?211Iknow.Thereitwas,justfloating.212likethistinylittlehitchhiker.213Maybeitsacontest.Likecollectallfive.171光憑他學(xué)海灘游俠的樣子我就想嫁給他了172你知道嘛，我也要在派對上這么做173-知道我最喜歡他哪一點？-哪一點？174他

29、改變我看待自己的方式175比賽如何？176怎么說呢177我們贏啦178神奇!提問：這怎么可能呢？179-亞倫-他真是太不可思議了180他就像兔寶寶一樣守每個位置181但我們有一壘手亞倫、二壘手亞倫182他使我們形成一個團(tuán)隊183對，我們讓對手見識到什么叫壘球184能問你們一個問題嗎？185你是否曾感覺亞倫有時186有時怎樣？187我說不上來，太亞倫了188不，不可能你不可能太過於“亞倫”189沒錯我們欣賞的是亞倫的內(nèi)在190我一個人可以喝下一加侖的亞倫191-嘿，露西-嘿，古怪女孩192-我?guī)ё帜笢珌斫o你-你挑出有元音了嗎？193但我把“Y”留下來了因為有時你會用的上，“Why”（音同Y）19

30、4我還帶了其他東西給你咸餅干嗎？195但愿你喜歡一千元和足球電話196什么？197天啊198-這里真的有錢-這我知道199你在干什么？200我要給你，我不想要201-不，我得拿東西給你-不用了202-你要我的錫箔紙帽帽嗎？-不要，因為你需要203-不用了，謝謝-求你，讓我表示我的謝意204這樣吧，你請我喝汽水就扯平了205-好吧-好吧206不用找了207謝謝你，莉茲208你真的不要椒鹽卷餅？209-不,不用了-再見210一個拇指？211我知道.我打開時它就浮在里面212像個搭便車的213或者這是一場競賽,比如集滿五個有獎？214-Doesanyonewannasee?-No,thanks!21

31、5Dontdothat.Comeon!216Itsworsethanthethumb.217-Thisissounfair.-Whyisitunfair?218SoIhaveaflaw!Bigdeal!219Joeysknuckle-crackingisntannoying?220Ross,over-pronouncingeveryword.221Monica,whosnortswhenshelaughs.Imean,whatthehellisthatthing?222Iacceptthoseflaws.Whycantyouacceptmeforthis?223Doestheknuckle-c

32、rackingbothereverybody,orjusthim?224Icouldlivewithoutit.225Isitalittleannoying?OrisitlikewhenPhoebechewsherhair?226Dontlistentohim.Ithinkitsendearing.227Oh,youdo,doyou?228Theresnothingwrongwithspeakingcorrectly.229Indeedthereisnt.230Ishouldgetbacktowork.231Otherwisesomeonemightgetwhattheyordered.232

33、Thehaircomesoutandtheglovescomeoff.233Evergooutwithaguyyourfriendsreallylike?234No.235Imgoingoutwithaguymyfriendsreallylike.236Arewetalkingaboutthecoyoteshere?237Allright!Acowgotthrough.238Canyoubelieveit?239Itsjust,youknowwhat?240Ijustdontfeelthething.241Theyfeelthething.Idontfeelit.242Honey,yousho

34、uldalwaysfeelthething.243Ifthatshowyoufeelabouttheguy,dumphim.244-Itsgonnabereallyhard.-Hellgetoverit.245No,hellbefine.ItstheotherfiveImworriedabout.246-Dontyourespectyourbody?-Dontyouseewhatyouredoing?247Ivehaditwithyourcancer,emphysemaandheartdisease.248Thebottomlineis,smokingiscool,andyouknowit.2

35、49Alanwantstospeaktoyou.250Really?Hedoes?251Hey,buddy!Whatsup?252Shetoldyouaboutthat,huh?253Well,yeah.Ihaveonenowandthen.Well,yeah,now.254Itsnotthat214-你們想看看嗎？-不用了，謝謝215別那樣，拜托216這比姆指還糟糕217-這不公平-為何不公平？218我有缺點行嗎？了不起219喬依常扳指關(guān)節(jié)就不惹人厭？220羅斯把每個音發(fā)得太清楚221摩妮卡大笑時的鼻音搞什么嘛222我接受大豕所有的缺點為何大豕就不肯接受我的呢？223扳指關(guān)節(jié)會惹人厭嗎?還是

36、只是他比較煩224沒有它我也能活的下去225我覺得有點點煩？感覺就和看到菲此咬她的頭發(fā)時一樣？226菲此，別介意我覺得那樣很可愛227真的?是嗎？228咬字清晰又不犯法229沒錯230我該回去工作了231否則有人就會拿錯他們點的東西232頭發(fā)冒了出來，手套滑落下來（全都發(fā)泄出來了）233你曾和一個你朋友都喜歡的男人約會嗎？234沒有235我在和一個我朋友都喜歡的男人約會236我們在談郊狼嗎？237一頭牛居然全身而退238你能相信嗎？239就像是，你知道嗎240我毫無感覺241而他們卻有感覺.我毫無感覺242你應(yīng)該要有感覺243如果對他沒感覺，就把他甩了244-我知道，但很難-沒錯，但他是大人了

37、，他會熬過去的245不，他沒事我擔(dān)心的是其他五人246-難道你不尊重你的身體嗎？-你難道不明白自己自己在做什么嗎？247還有你們的癌癥肺氣腫和心臟病248至少抽煙很酷，這點你們也很清楚249錢德，亞倫找你250真的，他找我？251老兄，什么事？252她告訴你了？255Well,thatstrue.256Gee,youknow,nooneseverputitlikethatbefore.257Well,okay.Thanks.258God,hesgood.259-Ifonlyhewereawoman.-Yeah.260LambChop!261Howoldisthatsock?262IfIhada

38、sockonmyhandfor30years,itdbetalkingtoo.263Ithinkitstimetochangesomebodysnicotinepatch.264-WheresJoey?-Joeyatemylaststickofgum.265soIkilledhim.266Doyouthinkthatwaswrong?267-Ithinkhesacrossthehall.-Thanks.268Thereyougo.269Imalivewithpleasurenow.270Phoebe,doyouwanttherestofthatPop-Tart?271Doesanyonewan

39、ttherestofthisPop-Tart?272Hey,Imight.273Imsorry.274Thesodapeoplegaveme$7000forthethumb.275AndonmywayoverhereIsteppedingum.276Whatisupwiththeuniverse?277-Whatsgoingon?-Itsjustnicewhenweretogether.278Itsnicerwheneveryonegetstowearunderwear.279Please,guys,wehavetotalk.280Wait!Imgettingadejavu.281No,Imn

40、ot.282-Wehavetotalk.-Thereitis!283Okay,itsaboutAlan.284Speakingofwhich,tellhimwereonfortheRenaissanceFair.285Beforeyougetintothat,theressomethingyoushouldknow.286Theresreallynoeasywaytosaythis.287IvedecidedtobreakupwithAlan.288Istheresomebodyelse?289No,itsjust.290youknow,thingschange.Peoplechange.29

41、1Wedidntchange.292Sothatsit?Itsover?293Justlikethat?294Youletyourguarddown.Youstarttocareaboutsomeone,and.295-Icangoonpretending-Okay!296No.297Thatwouldntbefairtome,Alan,ortoyou.253對，我偶爾會犯煙癮對，現(xiàn)在254沒那么糟255這倒是真的256天啊，沒人這么說過257好的，謝謝258天啊，他真神259-如果他是個女人，那該有多好-是的啊260小羊排！261那襪子到底有多舊了？262如果我手上戴著襪子三十年它也會開始說話263有人該換尼古丁貼片了264-喬依在哪兒？-喬依吃了我的取後片口香糖265所以我就把他殺了266你認(rèn)為這樣不對嗎？267-我想他在對面-謝謝268好啦269我又重拾快樂的生活270菲此，你還想吃那個嗎？271誰想吃剩下的？272我要273抱歉274汽水公司那些笨蛋給我七千元當(dāng)姆指的補償金275天啊，七千兀別鬧了我回家路上又踩到口香糖276這世界到底怎么了？277-怎么啦？-只是覺得大夥兒在一起很溫馨278如果大家都有穿內(nèi)褲會更好279大家，我有話要說280等等，我有似曾相識的感覺281不，好像沒有282