【關(guān)于爆笑的校園英語(yǔ)笑話超搞笑的】20個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話爆笑超短

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯【關(guān)于爆笑的校園英語(yǔ)笑話超搞笑的】20個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話爆笑超短 笑話是民族文化及.生活中不行缺少的一環(huán),從古至今都擁有廣闊的受眾,深受人們寵愛(ài)。本文是關(guān)于爆笑的校內(nèi)英語(yǔ)笑話，盼望對(duì)大家有關(guān)心! 關(guān)于爆笑的校內(nèi)英語(yǔ)笑話：a nail or a fly? 釘子還是蒼蠅? an old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. on the wall there was a fly which he took

2、for a nail. so the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. 一位視力正在衰退的老紳士住進(jìn)了一家旅館的客房。他雙手各拿一瓶酒。在墻上有只蒼蠅，他誤以為是枚釘子。他把兩只瓶子朝上一掛，瓶子掉下來(lái)摔碎了，酒灑了一地。 when a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him anddecided to do him a favour. 一個(gè)女服務(wù)員發(fā)覺(jué)

3、發(fā)生的事情以后，對(duì)他深表憐憫，打算幫他個(gè)忙。 so the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed. 于是，其次天早上他到樓頂花園漫步時(shí)，她把一枚釘子釘在了蒼蠅停過(guò)的地方。 now the old man entered his room. the smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. when he looked up at the

4、wall, he found the fly was there again! he walked to it carefully adnslapped it with all his strength. 這里，老人回到了房里。倒灑的酒味讓他想起了那件事。他抬頭往墻上一看，蒼蠅又停在了那兒!他輕手輕腳地走近，使盡全力拍了一掌。 on hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. to her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his

5、 teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding! 聽(tīng)到一聲大叫，好心的女服務(wù)員沖進(jìn)房來(lái)。讓她大為驚訝的是，可憐的老頭正坐在地板上，牙關(guān)緊咬，右手滴血不止。 關(guān)于爆笑的校內(nèi)英語(yǔ)笑話：present for girlfriend 送給女友的禮物 at a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. shall i engrave her name on it? the jeweler asked. 在一家珠寶店里，一位年輕人買了一

6、個(gè)珍貴的小金盒作為送給女友的禮物。"要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎?'珠寶商問(wèn)道。 the customer thought for a moment, and then said, no-engrave it to my one and only love. that way, if we ever break up, i can use it again. 那名顧客想了一會(huì)兒，然后說(shuō)道："不-在上面刻給我唯一的愛(ài)。這樣，假如我們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。' 關(guān)于爆笑的校內(nèi)英語(yǔ)笑話：contented married life 令人滿足的婚姻生活 a man w

7、as telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, my wife makes all the small decisions, he explained, and i make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each others business and never get annoyed with each other. we have no complaints and no arguments. 一個(gè)男人告知他的伴侶自己婚姻幸福美滿的隱秘

8、，"小事都由我妻子打算，'他解釋說(shuō)："而我只管大事，我們從不相互干涉，從不生對(duì)方的氣。我們從來(lái)沒(méi)有埋怨、沒(méi)有爭(zhēng)吵。' that sounds reasonable, answered his friend sympathetically. and what sort of decisions does your wife make? "聽(tīng)起來(lái)很有道理，'他的伴侶深有同感，"有哪些事情由你妻子作打算呢?' well, answered the man, she decides what jobs i apply for, w

9、hat sort of house we live in, what furniture we have, where we go for our holidays, and things like that. "嗯，'那個(gè)人回答說(shuō)："她打算我申請(qǐng)什么工作，我們住什么房子，買什么家具，去哪里度假這些事情。' his friend was surprised. oh? he said. and what do you consider important decisions then? 他的伴侶很驚異的問(wèn)道："哦?那么你打算哪些重要事情?' well, answered the man, i decide who should be prime minister, whether we should increase our help to poor countries, what we should do about the atom bomb, and things like that. "嗯，'他回答："