第606章昨晚那個(gè)

[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisbalancingaminihockeystickonhishandasChandlerentersfromhisroomcarryingabunchofbills.]Chandler:(watchesJoeyforamoment)Okay!(Joeyquicklymovesthehockeysticksothathe?sscratchinghisbackwithit.)Listen,I?mgonnabemovingoutsoyouwillbeinchargeofpayingtherent.Joey:Right!AndwhenisthatChandler:FirstoftheJoey:Andthat?severyChandler:No,justthemonthsyouactuallywanttoliveJoey:Chandler:Okay,hereisthephonebill.(HandsittoJoey:(lookingatit)OhmyChandler:That?sourphonenumber.Nowlook,IknowIkindasprungthiswholememovingoutonthing,sowhydon?tIjust—whydon?tIjustcoveryouforawhile?Joey:No-no!Noway!JoeyTribbianidoesnottakeChandler:It?snotcharity,Joey:No!Forgetit!Okay—Imeanthanks,butI?mdonetakingmoneyfromyou.Allright,Icantakeofmyself.Now,what?snext?Comeon.Chandler:Okayuh,here?stheelectricbill.(HandsittoJoey:ThisishowmuchwepayforChandler:Uh,(JoeyrunsoverandshutsofftheChandler:So,we?lldotherestofthebillslaterOpening[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandleristalkingtoPhoebeabouttryingtogiveJoeysomemoney.]Phoebe:SoisJoeygoingtohavetogiveuptheChandler:No,Ihopenot!Itriedtoofferhimsomemoney,buthewouldn?ttakePhoebe:Well,howmuchdoyouthinkheChandler:Ifigurethat$1,500wouldcoverhimforafewmonths,y?know?ButIhavetotrickhimintotakingitsoIwon?thurthispride.Phoebe:Whydon?tyouhirehimasanactor?Youcouldhavehimdressupandputonlittleskits.Whateveryouwant.Chandler:WellthatwouldhelptheprideMonica:(enteringfromherroom)Chandler:Hey!Wow!Youlookgreat!WannamoveinwithmeMonica:(thinks)Chandler:Okay!(Theykiss)So,whatdoyougirlshaveplannedfortonight?Monica:Well,insteadofbeingsadthattonightismylastnighttogetherwithRachelwethoughtwe?dgoouttodinnerandcelebratethefactthatRachelismovinginwithPhoebe.Phoebe:Andalso,myMonica:It?snotyourPhoebe:Whatameanthingtosay!Iwouldnevertellyouit?snotyourbirthday!(JoeyandRossenter.)

606TheOneTheLast606[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisbalancingaminihockeystickonhishandasChandlerentersfromhisroomcarryingabunchofbills.]Chandler:(watchesJoeyforamoment)Okay!(Joeyquicklymovesthehockeysticksothathe?sscratchinghisbackwithit.)Listen,I?mgonnabemovingoutsoyouwillbeinchargeofpayingtherent.Joey:Right!AndwhenisthatChandler:FirstoftheJoey:Andthat?severyChandler:No,justthemonthsyouactuallywanttoliveJoey:Chandler:Okay,hereisthephonebill.(HandsittoJoey:(lookingatit)OhmyChandler:That?sourphonenumber.Nowlook,IknowIkindasprungthiswholememovingoutonthing,sowhydon?tIjust—whydon?tIjustcoveryouforawhile?Joey:No-no!Noway!JoeyTribbianidoesnottakeChandler:It?snotcharity,Joey:No!Forgetit!Okay—Imeanthanks,butI?mdonetakingmoneyfromyou.Allright,Icantakeofmyself.Now,what?snext?Comeon.Chandler:Okayuh,here?stheelectricbill.(HandsittoJoey:ThisishowmuchwepayforChandler:Uh,(JoeyrunsoverandshutsofftheChandler:So,we?lldotherestofthebillslaterOpening[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandleristalkingtoPhoebeabouttryingtogiveJoeysomemoney.]Phoebe:SoisJoeygoingtohavetogiveuptheChandler:No,Ihopenot!Itriedtoofferhimsomemoney,buthewouldn?ttakePhoebe:Well,howmuchdoyouthinkheChandler:Ifigurethat$1,500wouldcoverhimforafewmonths,y?know?ButIhavetotrickhimintotakingitsoIwon?thurthispride.Phoebe:Whydon?tyouhirehimasanactor?Youcouldhavehimdressupandputonlittleskits.Whateveryouwant.Chandler:WellthatwouldhelptheprideMonica:(enteringfromherroom)Chandler:Hey!Wow!Youlookgreat!WannamoveinwithmeMonica:(thinks)Chandler:Okay!(Theykiss)So,whatdoyougirlshaveplannedfortonight?Monica:Well,insteadofbeingsadthattonightismylastnighttogetherwithRachelwethoughtwe?dgoouttodinnerandcelebratethefactthatRachelismovinginwithPhoebe.Phoebe:Andalso,myMonica:It?snotyourPhoebe:Whatameanthingtosay!Iwouldnevertellyouit?snotyourbirthday!(JoeyandRossenter.)Joey:Joey:

Ross:Hey!Chandler:Hey!Phoebe:Hey!SoyouguyshaveanythingplannedforthebiglastChandler:Well,insteadofjusthangingout,wefigurewe?ddoRoss:Whoa-whoa-whoa,Knicksseasonopenertonight.Ithoughtmaybeyouguyswouldcomeoverandwatchit.Joey:Idon?tknowRoss,notifyou?regonnatalkabouthowyougaveupacareerinbasketballtobecomeapaleontologist.Ross:IdidgiveupacareerinbasketballtobecomeaRachel:(enteringfromherroom)Pheebs,IwasMonica:You?renotdressedyet?!We?resupposedtostarthavingfuninRachel:WellandclearlynotaminuteMonica:Rachel,youarepackedthoughright,Imeanpleasetellmethatyou?reRachel:OfcourseIpacked!Monicarelax!IjustwantedtoaskPhoebeheropiniononwhatIshouldweartonight.Phoebe:MyGod,Ican?tgetaminuteofpeacearoundthis[CuttoRachel?sbedroom,Phoebeandherareentering.Andit?sobviousshe’snotPhoebe:OhmyGod!Monica?sjustgonnakillRachel:Yeah,yeah,IPhoebe:Well,whatyou?rewearingisfineforMonica:(entering)Rachel,Ineedtoborrow—You’renotpacked!!!!You?renotpackedevenalittlebit!Rachel:Surprise!!Monica:What?Rachel:No,nodon?tgetmadbecauselook—thisiswhathappened.SoI-Istartedpacking,thenIrealized,"WhatamIdoing?Iamlousyatpacking!"Right?Butyoulovepacking!So,asagifttoyou,onourlastnight,ta-da!Monica:(grabsabagofthoseStyrofoampeanuts)I?llbecoordinator!OhmyGod!I?msosorry,Ididn?tgetyouanything!Okay,lookeverybodyhastohelp!Okay?Youcanhelp,can?tyouPhoebe?Phoebe:IhaveMonica:You?replanswerewithMonica:Allright,Chandlercanmakeboxes,Rosscanwrap,andJoeycanliftthings.NowPhoebe,gotelltheguystheyhavetohelpout!Phoebe:Monica:Okay!(ToRachel)OhmyGod,thank[Cuttolivingroom,PhoebeentersandclosesRachel?sdoorbehindPhoebe:Hurry!Monica?sgonnamakeyoupack!She?sgotjobsforeveryone!Now,it?stoolateforme,butsaveyourselves!(Theguysscrambleforthedoor.)Monica:(enteringandinterruptingtheguy?sescapeattempt)Okay!Themoverswillbeherein11hours.Rachelhasnotpacked.Now,everybodyhastohelp!Chandler,we?regonnastartwith…Chandler:Ohnope,I-IhaveplanswithMonica:IthoughtyousaidyouweregoingtodoChandler:Yes,butforthelastMonica:Okayfine,now

Ross:Hey!Phoebe:Hey!SoyouguyshaveanythingplannedforthebiglastChandler:Well,insteadofjusthangingout,wefigurewe?ddoRoss:Whoa-whoa-whoa,Knicksseasonopenertonight.Ithoughtmaybeyouguyswouldcomeoverandwatchit.Joey:Idon?tknowRoss,notifyou?regonnatalkabouthowyougaveupacareerinbasketballtobecomeapaleontologist.Ross:IdidgiveupacareerinbasketballtobecomeaRachel:(enteringfromherroom)Pheebs,IwasMonica:You?renotdressedyet?!We?resupposedtostarthavingfuninRachel:WellandclearlynotaminuteMonica:Rachel,youarepackedthoughright,Imeanpleasetellmethatyou?reRachel:OfcourseIpacked!Monicarelax!IjustwantedtoaskPhoebeheropiniononwhatIshouldweartonight.Phoebe:MyGod,Ican?tgetaminuteofpeacearoundthis[CuttoRachel?sbedroom,Phoebeandherareentering.Andit?sobviousshe’snotPhoebe:OhmyGod!Monica?sjustgonnakillRachel:Yeah,yeah,IPhoebe:Well,whatyou?rewearingisfineforMonica:(entering)Rachel,Ineedtoborrow—You’renotpacked!!!!You?renotpackedevenalittlebit!Monica:What?Rachel:No,nodon?tgetmadbecauselook—thisiswhathappened.SoI-Istartedpacking,thenIrealized,"WhatamIdoing?Iamlousyatpacking!"Right?Butyoulovepacking!So,asagifttoyou,onourlastnight,ta-da!Monica:(grabsabagofthoseStyrofoampeanuts)I?llbecoordinator!OhmyGod!I?msosorry,Ididn?tgetyouanything!Okay,lookeverybodyhastohelp!Okay?Youcanhelp,can?tyouPhoebe?Phoebe:IhaveMonica:You?replanswerewithMonica:Allright,Chandlercanmakeboxes,Rosscanwrap,andJoeycanliftthings.NowPhoebe,gotelltheguystheyhavetohelpout!Phoebe:Monica:Okay!(ToRachel)OhmyGod,thank[Cuttolivingroom,PhoebeentersandclosesRachel?sdoorbehindher.]Phoebe:Hurry!Monica?sgonnamakeyoupack!She?sgotjobsforeveryone!Now,it?stoolateforme,butsaveyourselves!(TheguysscramblefortheMonica:(enteringandinterruptingtheguy?sescapeattempt)Okay!Themoverswillbeherein11hours.Rachelhasnotpacked.Now,everybodyhastohelp!Chandler,we?regonnastartwith…Chandler:Ohnope,I-IhaveplanswithMonica:Ithoughtyousaidyouweregoingtodo

Chandler:Yes,butforthelastMonica:Okayfine,nowRoss:Oh,but-butIcan?tdoMonica:WhyJoey:(quietly)I?vegotRoss:Because,becauseI?vegotMonica:It?salmost8o?clock,it?salmostpasthisbedtime.Where-whereisChandler:He?satadinnerMonica:Ishereallycoming?BecauseIcanseerightintoyourRoss:Ofcourseheis!What,doyouthinkI?djustusemysonas-asanexcuse?WhatkindoffatherdoyouthinkIam?Monica:Allright,sorry.(GoesbacktoRachel?sRoss:(totheguys)Igottagomakeafake[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisenteringcarryingtwoJoey:Hereitis!OurlastpizzastogetherasChandler:Oh,IwishI?dknowyouweregoingtodothat,IorderedChinese.Joey:Ohthat?sokay.Hey,actuallyinawayit?skindanice.Me,bringingthefoodofmyancestors,you,thefoodofyours!(Chandlerstaresathim,dumbfounded,thenfinallyChandler:Say,Joe,Ihadastrangeideaofwhatwecoulddoforourlastnight.Whatdoyousayweplayalittleuh,foosballformoney?Joey:What,areyoucrazy?Youhaven?tbeatenmeoncesincemyinjuryplagued?97season.Itwouldbeeasierifyoujustgivemeyourmoney.Chandler:Yesitwould.WhatdoyousaytoJoey:Okay,you?reChandler:Okay,let?splay!Thebiggame,Italyvs.China,apparently.(Theystartplaying.)[Scene:Rachel?sbedroom,she?sinherclosetbringingdownherpairofrollerbladesfromatopshelf.]Rachel:Ohhhhhh,lookit?stherollerMonica:(startingtocry)OhRachel:Yourememberwhenwegotthese?Monica:No.Rachel:Iguessyouweren?tthere.(TheyPhoebe:Youguys,wesaidweweregonnahavefun!Comeon,hey,rememberthetime…(Shestartslaughinghysterically.)Youdon?tremember?Rachel:I?msorryPheebs,IguessI?mjustreallysaidthatI?mMonica:I?mgonnamissyousoPhoebe:Well,thisdoesn?thavetobesosadthough.Y?know?Maybeinsteadofjustthinkingabouthowmuchyou?regonnamisseachother,youshouldlikethinkofthethingsyou?renotgonnamiss.Monica:Idon?tthinkthere?sanything.Phoebe:Comeon,there?sgottabesomething.Monica:Nope,she?sperfect.Rachel:IhavePhoebe:Good!Great!YoucangoRachel:Uhwell,IguessI?mnotgonnamissthefactthatyou?reneverallowedtomovethephonepen.(Laughs.Monicalagsbehindthelaughalittlebit.)Phoebe:Goodthat?sagoodone.Okay,Monica,anything?Y?know?DoesRachelmovethephonepen?Monica:Aw,sometimes.Always,Phoebe:Okay,good.Thereyougo.Doesn?tanyonefeel

Monica:Notjustthephonepen.InevergetmyRachel:YougetyourMonica:Yeah,wellIdon?tthinkitreallycountsifyouhavetoreadthemoffthebackofyourhandafteryoufallasleeponthecouch.Rachel:So-so,youmissedamessagefromwho?Chandleroryourmom?OrChandler?Oryourmom?Phoebe:Great!Itworked!Noone?s[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,theyarejustfinishingupanothergameoffoosball.]Joey:(scores)Yes!Iwinagain!Ha-ha!That?slike500bucksyouoweme!Whoo-ho-hoo!(Goesovertothefridgeandstartsopeningandclosingthedoorrapidly.)$500thatisalooootofelectricity!(Bytheway,there?snothinginthefridge.)Whoo-ho-ho!(Noticesthesparsenessofthefridge.)IgottabuysomeChandler:Okay,givemeachancetowinmymoneyback.Okay?Suddendeath,onegoal,$1,000.Joey:Youserious?Chandler:Ohyes!Joey:Okay,getreadytooweme!Chandler:Okay.Joey:Okay,herewego.[Inslowmotion,assomehauntydemonicmusicplaysinthebackground,Joeythrowstheballin,ChandlerquitsplayingandgoesforhisChinesefood.Joeysmackstheballreallyhard,shootingitdownthetable.Chandlerslowlytakesabite,theballbouncesoffofthewall,headsbackupthetable,andscoresthegoalforChandler.]Chandler:No!No!No!No—(Joeylooksathim)—onecanbeatme.(Infrustration,Joeykicksthetable,breakingit.)Chandler:See?Now,that?swhyonlythelittlefakemenaresupposedtodoallthekicking.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thephoneringsandMonicaanswersitasRachelandPhoebemoveaboxintothelivingroom.]Monica:Hello?(Listens)Oh,hiRoss!(ToRachel)See?OtherpeoplecallRachel:Ooh,yourbrother.Monica:(onphone)What?sRoss:Oh,I?mjustoverherewithBen.Ithoughtwe?dsayMonica:Oh,puthimRoss:Ben,sayhitoAuntMonica.(HeholdsthephonetothefakeBenhehascreatedoutofapumpkin.)Oh,Iguesshedoesn?tfeelliketalkingrightnow.He?ssmilingthough!Okay,talktoyoulater.[Scene:Rachel?sbedroom,Rachelisenteringcarryingtwoglassesofwine.ShegivesonetoPhoebe,keepsone,andcompletelyignoresMonica.]Phoebe:Yeah,Ithinkitwasbetterwhenyouguysweresad.Hey,uh,remembertherollerblades?Rachel:YouknowwhatelseI?mnotgonnamiss?"I?mMonica.Iwashthetoilet17timesaday.Evenifpeopleareonit!"Monica:"HiI?mRachel,ismysweatertootight?No?Oh,I?dbetterwashitandshrinkit!"Rachel:"I?mMonica,Idon?tgetphonemessagesfrominterestingpeople.Phoebe:Hey!IcallMonica:"OhmyGod,IloveRoss!IhateRoss!IloveRoss!Ihate

對(duì)Ross:Oh,but-butIcan?tdoMonica:WhyJoey:(quietly)I?vegotRoss:Because,becauseI?vegotMonica:It?salmost8o?clock,it?salmostpasthisbedtime.Where-whereisChandler:He?satadinnerMonica:Ishereallycoming?BecauseIcanseerightintoyourapartment!Ross:Ofcourseheis!What,doyouthinkI?djustusemysonas-asanexcuse?WhatkindoffatherdoyouthinkIam?Monica:Allright,sorry.(GoesbacktoRachel?sRoss:(totheguys)Igottagomakeafake[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisenteringcarryingtwoJoey:Hereitis!OurlastpizzastogetherasChandler:Oh,IwishI?dknowyouweregoingtodothat,IorderedChinese.Joey:Ohthat?sokay.Hey,actuallyinawayit?skindanice.Me,bringingthefoodofmyancestors,you,thefoodofyours!(Chandlerstaresathim,dumbfounded,thenfinallyChandler:Say,Joe,Ihadastrangeideaofwhatwecoulddoforourlastnight.Whatdoyousayweplayalittleuh,foosballformoney?Joey:What,areyoucrazy?Youhaven?tbeatenmeoncesincemyinjuryplagued?97season.Itwouldbeeasierifyoujustgivemeyourmoney.Chandler:Yesitwould.WhatdoyousaytoJoey:Okay,you?reChandler:Okay,let?splay!Thebiggame,Italyvs.China,apparently.(Theystartplaying.)[Scene:Rachel?sbedroom,she?sinherclosetbringingdownherpairofrollerbladesfromatopshelf.]Rachel:Ohhhhhh,lookit?stherollerMonica:(startingtocry)OhRachel:Yourememberwhenwegotthese?Monica:No.Rachel:Iguessyouweren?tthere.(TheyPhoebe:Youguys,wesaidweweregonnahavefun!Comeon,hey,rememberthetime…(Shestartslaughinghysterically.)Youdon?tremember?Rachel:I?msorryPheebs,IguessI?mjustreallysaidthatI?mMonica:I?mgonnamissyousoPhoebe:Well,thisdoesn?thavetobesosadthough.Y?know?Maybeinsteadofjustthinkingabouthowmuchyou?regonnamisseachother,youshouldlikethinkofthethingsyou?renotgonnamiss.Monica:Idon?tthinkthere?sanything.Phoebe:Comeon,there?sgottabesomething.Monica:Nope,she?sperfect.Rachel:IhavePhoebe:Good!Great!YoucangoRachel:Uhwell,IguessI?mnotgonnamissthefactthatyou?reneverallowedtomovethephonepen.(Laughs.Monicalagsbehindthelaughalittlebit.)Phoebe:Goodthat?sagoodone.Okay,Monica,anything?Y?know?DoesRachelmovethephonepen?

Monica:Aw,sometimes.Always,Phoebe:Okay,good.Thereyougo.Doesn?tanyonefeelbetter?Rachel:"OhmyGod,Ican?tfindaboyfriend!SoIguessI?lljuststumbleacrossthehallandsleepwiththefirstguyIfindinthere!"(Monicapicksuponeofthoseboxesofhaircurlingthings,dumpsitinabox,andstormsout.)Phoebe:Yeah,weshouldgetamoveonifwewannamakethosedinnerreservations.(Phoebedumpsadrawerfullofmakeupintoabox.)[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisexaminingthebrokenfoosballtableasChandlerentersfromhisroom.]Chandler:StillJoey:Thissucksman!Thelastnightyou?rehereandIlosethetwomostimportantthingsinmylife,thefoosballtableand$500.Chandler:Well,thereareotherwaysofwinningbackyourmoney,howaboutalittleuh,alittleBlackjack?(Holdsupadeckofcards.)Joey:Nah,notmyChandler:Okay,uh,howabout,howabout—y?knowwhat?Wecouldplayanewgame.Anewgame,it?sfun.Joey:Well,what?sitcalled?Chandler:Cups.Joey:Idon?tknowhowtoplayChandler:I?llteachya!Comeon,comeon,it?sreallyeasyandreally,reallyJoey:AllChandler:Okay,hereyougo.(Hedealsouttwocardseach.)Ihavetwoqueens,whatdoyouhave?Joey:AtwoandaChandler:Ho-ho,youwin!50Joey:Chandler:Ohyeah!Okay,let?splayagain.(Hedealsouttwocardseachagain.)Whatdoyougot?Joey:Afourandanine.Chandler:You?rekiddingright?Joey:No.Why?Chandler:Wellthat?safullcup!(PayshimJoey:Damn!Iamgoodat[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaiswhiningtoPhoebeaboutMonica:I?mnottalkingtoPhoebe:Well,oneofyouhastotakethefirststep!Anditshouldbeyou,becauseshe?stheonewho?sleaving.It?sharderforher!Monica:Well,maybeyou?reright—ShemadefunofmyphonePhoebe:Iknow,Itookithardtoo.(MonicagoesintoRachel?sMonica:ListenRachel,Ifeelreallybadabout—Whatareyoudoing?(SheseesthatRachelisunpacking.)Monica:Rachel:I?mnotmoving!(Shere-hangsapicture,crookedly.)IsthatpictureMonica:Itneedstogoabout20blockstotheRachel:Hey,y?knowwhat?You?retheonewhowantstomakethisbigchangeandmoveinwithChandler!Youshouldbetheonetogo!WhyshouldIhave

Monica:Becauseit?smyRachel:Wellit?sminetoo!WhatelseyouMonica:Howabout,you?removing!!(Grabsabunchofclothesandthrowsthemintoabox.WhatfollowsisabriefsequenceofRachelunpackingandMonicapackingthesamestuffoverandoveragainasRachelchants"No."andMonicachants"Yes.")Rachel:Look!Thisisridiculous.Weshouldbepackingyou!!(SheknocksoverMonica,grabsabox,andrunsintothekitchen.)Phoebe:Hey,howareyouguysMonica:(entering)IamRachel:Ohreally?!Thenhowcomeallyourstuffisinthisbox?!(MonicastartschasingRachelaroundthetable.)Phoebe:Okay,youguys.YouguysIthinkIknowwhat?sgoingonhere.Okay,youguys…STOP!!(Theystop.)Iknowthat,Iknowthatyou?reactingmadbecauseyouthinkthatit?llmakeiteasiertoleave.Butdeepdownyou?restillreallysad.Deep-deepdown.Monica:NoPhoebeIammad!Phoebe:Well,deep-deep-deepdown!Rachel:Yeah,I?mjustmad!Phoebe:Thenkeeprunning.(Theyresumethechase.)[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,they?restillplayingCups.]Chandler:Youwin.Joey:Well,whatdidyouChandler:Itdoesn?tmatterbecausenothingbeatsathreeandasix.ThatmyfriendisD-Cup.Okay,nowmuchhaveyouwonsofar?Joey:Uh,(countsthemoney)wow,Chandler:Not700Joey:Chandler:Doubleit!(HeJoey:Chandler:WellyouseeinCups,onceyouget$700,youhavetodoubleJoey:Chandler:Hey,Ididn?tmakeuptherules.Now,afteryoureceivethedoublingbonus,yougetuh,onecard.Nowthatonecardcouldbeworth$100bringingyourtotalto1,500.(Joeygetsexcited.)Don?tgettoexcitedbecausethat?snotgonnahappenunlessyouget—Noway!(Hetakesthetopcard,whichisthetwoofclubs.Ofcourse,anycardwould?vewon.Chandlerpayshim.)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicacarriesaboxoutofRachel?sroom.]Monica:Well,thisisthelastboxofyourclothes.I?mjustgonnalabelit,"Whatwereyouthinking?"Rachel:Funny,becauseIwasjustgonnagoacrossthehallandwritethatonPhoebe:Heyyouguys,Idon?tmeantomakethingsworse,butumm,Idon?twanttolivewithRachelanymore.MonicaandRachel:Phoebe:You?rejustsomeantoeachother!AndIdon?twanttoenduplikethatwithRachel.Istilllikeyou!Rachel:Well,Phoebethat?sfinebecauseI?mnot

該搬的是你!我憑什么要搬！——Monica:Notjustthephonepen.InevergetmyRachel:YougetyourMonica:Yeah,wellIdon?tthinkitreallycountsifyouhavetoreadthemoffthebackofyourhandafteryoufallasleeponthecouch.Rachel:So-so,youmissedamessagefromwho?Chandleroryourmom?OrChandler?Oryourmom?Phoebe:Great!Itworked!Noone?s[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,theyarejustfinishingupanothergameoffoosball.]Joey:(scores)Yes!Iwinagain!Ha-ha!That?slike500bucksyouoweme!Whoo-ho-hoo!(Goesovertothefridgeandstartsopeningandclosingthedoorrapidly.)$500thatisalooootofelectricity!(Bytheway,there?snothinginthefridge.)Whoo-ho-ho!(Noticesthesparsenessofthefridge.)IgottabuysomeChandler:Okay,givemeachancetowinmymoneyback.Okay?Suddendeath,onegoal,$1,000.Chandler:Ohyes!Joey:Okay,getreadytooweme!Chandler:Okay.Joey:Okay,herewego.[Inslowmotion,assomehauntydemonicmusicplaysinthebackground,Joeythrowstheballin,ChandlerquitsplayingandgoesforhisChinesefood.Joeysmackstheballreallyhard,shootingitdownthetable.Chandlerslowlytakesabite,theballbouncesoffofthewall,headsbackupthetable,andscoresthegoalforChandler.]Chandler:No!No!No!No—(Joeylooksathim)—onecanbeatme.(Infrustration,Joeykicksthetable,breakingit.)Chandler:See?Now,that?swhyonlythelittlefakemenaresupposedtodoallthekicking.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thephoneringsandMonicaanswersitasRachelandPhoebemoveaboxintothelivingroom.]Monica:Hello?(Listens)Oh,hiRoss!(ToRachel)See?OtherpeoplecallRachel:Ooh,yourbrother.Monica:(onphone)What?sRoss:Oh,I?mjustoverherewithBen.Ithoughtwe?dsayMonica:Oh,puthimRoss:Ben,sayhitoAuntMonica.(HeholdsthephonetothefakeBenhehascreatedoutofapumpkin.)Oh,Iguesshedoesn?tfeelliketalkingrightnow.He?ssmilingthough!Okay,talktoyoulater.[Scene:Rachel?sbedroom,Rachelisenteringcarryingtwoglassesofwine.ShegivesonetoPhoebe,keepsone,andcompletelyignoresMonica.]Phoebe:Yeah,Ithinkitwasbetterwhenyouguysweresad.Hey,uh,remembertherollerblades?Rachel:YouknowwhatelseI?mnotgonnamiss?"I?mMonica.Iwashthetoilet17timesaday.Evenifpeopleareonit!"Monica:"HiI?mRachel,ismysweatertootight?No?Oh,I?dbetterwashitandshrinkit!"Rachel:"I?mMonica,Idon?tgetphonemessagesfrominterestingpeople.

Phoebe:Hey!IcallMonica:"OhmyGod,IloveRoss!IhateRoss!IloveRoss!IhateRoss!"Monica:Whoa-whoa-whoa,Phoebeyougottatakeher!Y?knowI-I-Isaidsomereallybadstuffabouther,buty?knowRachelhassomegoodqualitiesthatmakeheragoodroommate.Rachel:Ohreally?LikewhatMonica:Y?knowshehas147,000pairsofRachel:Ohyeah,goodstartMonica:SheletsyouborrowRachel:Yeahandyoustretch?emoutwithyourbigoldclownMonica:Doyouwannaliveoutside?!Becauseit?sgettin?cold!(ToPhoebe)Shegetstonsofcatalogsandumm,she?llfolddownthepagesofthethingsshethinksthatI?dlike.Phoebe:WhatMonica:WhenItakeashower,sheleavesmelittlenotesontheRachel:Yeah,Ido.I-Ido,doPhoebe:That?snice.IlikehavingthingstoreadintheMonica:WhenIfallasleeponthecouchafterreading,shecoversmeoverwithaRachel:Welly?know,Idon?twantyoutobeMonica:AndwhenItoldherthatIwasgonnabemovinginwithChandler,shewasreallysupportive.(ToRachel)(Startstocry)Youweresogreat.Youmadeitsoeasy.Andnowyouhavetoleave.AndIhavetolivewithaboy!!(Theybothbreakdownintears.)Rachel:Oh,it?sgonnabePhoebe:OkayRachel,Ican?twaittolivewithyou!Andyouknowwhatweshoulddo?BringMonicaandthenwecouldalllivetheretogether!We?llhavesomuchfun!!Rachel:Buthoney,Ithinkshe?smovinginwithPhoebe:Ohthat?sright.You?restillsetonMonica:Kinda.(ShehugsPhoebeandlooksoutthewindow.Shemovesclosertoittogetabetterlook.)OhmyGod![CuttoRoss?sapartment,he?swatchingTVandeatingsomepopcornasthephonerings.]Ross:(answeringthephone)Hello?(Listens)HeyMon,how?sthepackinggoing?(Listens)Ben?He?sfine.Yeah,he?sright—OhmyGod!(HelooksoveratthefakeBenandnoticesthattheheadhasfallenoff.)Getyourheadofyourshirtthereson!(Hetriestopushthepumpkinthroughtheneckhole.)What?(Listens)Yeah,it?sapumpkin.I?llcomepack.[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,(Ohh,that?sthelasttimeI?mevergonnatypethatline.It?sjustsosad.)Joeyisentering,angrily.]Joey:Joey:RossandIwerehelpingthegirlspack,tookalittlebreak,Ilost$1,500tohiminCups!Chandler:Wh-HowdidyouloseatJoey:Thesamewayyoulost.IstartedoutwithaKingandaQueen,bamn!Rossgetsa2anda3.ThenIgetaJackandaKing,boom!Rossgetsa4anda5!RosswasgettingtheCupcard,theD-Cup,theSittin?DownBonus!Meanwhile,Ididn?tevengethalfacup!Nothin?!!Chandler:OhJoey:Andheneverplayedbeforeeither!Y?knowwhatIthink?Ithink

班？他很好，他正在——天啊!對(duì)luck,veryimportantinChandler:Allright,let?splayonemorehand!OneJoey:No,no,nomore!Icannotloseanotherdime!I?mseriousthistime!In-infact,look,there?sa—Iwannagiveyousomething.AndletmegiveittooyouknowbeforeIpawnitforCupsmoney.(Herollsthebigwhitedogover)Now,Iwantyoutohavethebigwhitedogasakindaofa,y?know,thankyouforbeingsuchagreatroommate.Chandler:Ican?ttakethebigwhitedog!YouloveJoey:It?shim,notChandler:No,butwait—whatifIboughtitfromyou,y?know?Andyournicegesturewouldbegivingittomeatareasonableprice,say(GetschokedJoey:Waitasecond,Iseewhatyou?retryingtodohere!You-you?retryingtogivememoneyagain!Chandler:WhendidItrytogiveyouJoey:Overthere!(Pointstothecouch)Before,withthebills!Youtriedtogivesomecharity,Isaid"No,"youdroppedit.Okay?Thenwehadanicelastnighttogether,wehadsomefun,wegambled,nobodytriedtogiveanybodyanymoney!Nowoutoftheblue,youstartwiththecharitythingagain!Chandler:I?mjusttryingtohelpyouout!Okay?Iwannamakesurethatyou?reJoey:Iwillbeokay!LookChandler,yougottagetitoutofyourheadthatIcan?ttakecareofmyself.Okay?Look,I?mnotgonnamissyouhelpingmeoutwithmoney.TheonlythingthatI?mgonnamiss…isyou.Andnowthedog.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,(Andthat?sthelasttimeforthatline,nomoreChandlerandJoey?sorMonicaandRachel?s,ever!)JoeyandRossarecarryingthelasttableofRachel?s.Rachelfollowsslowly,butisstoppedbyMonica.]Monica:Hey.Callmewhenyougetthere.Okay?Rachel:Monica:I?mreallygonnamissyou.(Theyhug.)Rachel:Oh!Ihaveyourkey.Hereyougo.(HandsittoMonica:Thanks.Rachel:Yeah.(Silenceensues.)Rachel:OhGod!Thisissilly,I?mgonnaseeyouinacoupleofhours!(TheyhugMonica:Rachel:Byehouse!(Theybreaktheembrace.)Rachel:ByeMon.Monica:(MonicaclosesthedoorandslowlywalksintoRachel?soldandnowemptyChandler:(entering)Monica:Shereallyleft.Chandler:Iknow.(Hekissesher.)Monica:Thankyou.Chandler:Noproblemroomie.(SheturnsaroundandhugsMonica:CanIaskyoua

Rachel:"OhmyGod,Ican?tfindaboyfriend!SoIguessI?lljuststumbleacrossthehallandsleepwiththefirstguyIfindinthere!"(Monicapicksuponeofthoseboxesofhaircurlingthings,dumpsitinabox,andstormsout.)Phoebe:Yeah,weshouldgetamoveonifwewannamakethosedinnerreservations.(Phoebedumpsadrawerfullofmakeupintoabox.)[Scene:Chandlerand