四個(gè)婚禮和一個(gè)葬禮(中英臺(tái)詞完整版)

四個(gè)婚禮和一個(gè)葬禮(中英臺(tái)詞完整版)四個(gè)婚禮和一個(gè)葬禮(中英臺(tái)詞完整版)/NUMPAGES50四個(gè)婚禮和一個(gè)葬禮(中英臺(tái)詞完整版)四個(gè)婚禮和一個(gè)葬禮(中英臺(tái)詞完整版)四個(gè)婚禮和一個(gè)葬禮-早安，斯達(dá)頓太太Goodmorning,Mrs.Statons.-Morning,madam.你遲到了！Late!Late!終于來(lái)了Atlast.很抱歉，我們遲到了Sorrywe'relate.放在后面吧Gointheback.媽的！媽的！Oh,fuck!Fuck!媽的！Fuck!媽的！Oh,fuck!媽的！開(kāi)你的車(chē)子吧Fuck!Right,wetakeyours.它的時(shí)速只有四十哩Itonlygoesmilesanhour.那個(gè)出口？Whatturnoff?千萬(wàn)不要是BBetternotbetheB.是BIt'stheB.去他的！Fuckit!該死！Fuck!見(jiàn)鬼Fuck.來(lái)吧Comeon.媽的！Fuck!媽的Fuck.媽的Fuck.見(jiàn)鬼！Fuck!Fuckityfuck.見(jiàn)他媽的鬼糟了Bugger.你好漂亮Lookatyouinwhite.有沒(méi)有打結(jié)了呢？Isittwisted?你好！你很漂亮Hello!Youlooklovely.你好，查爾斯！Hello,Charles!你這次遲到得最不同凡響There'sagreatnesstoyourlateness.我已拼盡全力It'snotachievedwithoutrealsuffering.非常抱歉Iamso,sosorry.婚禮后我會(huì)自殺若這樣會(huì)讓你好過(guò)點(diǎn)的話(huà)I'llkillmyselfaftertheservice,ifthat'sanyconsolation.沒(méi)關(guān)系，有湯姆作后備Doesn'tmatter.Tomwasstandingby.謝了，你真是圣人Thanks,Tom.You'reasaint.而且發(fā)型還棒透了Andadisastroushaircut.你記得帶戒指吧？Youhaven'tforgottentherings?記得No.最討厭別人遲到Hatepeoplebeinglate.開(kāi)始了Herewego.她很美麗吧？Oh,isn'tshelovely?你一定是瞎了眼她像一大團(tuán)棉花糖Scarlett,you'reblind.Shelookslikeabigmeringue.親愛(ài)的朋友歡迎在安格斯和…Dearfriends,whatajoyitistowelcomeyoutoourchurch...蘿拉的大日子蒞臨本教堂...onthiswonderfuldayforAngusandLaura.在儀式開(kāi)始之前，請(qǐng)大家一起…Beforewestarttheservice,letusalljointogether...頌唱第一首圣歌...inthefirsthymn.遠(yuǎn)古時(shí)代的…人們的足跡印在英國(guó)青蔥的山嶺而圣潔的…子民在英國(guó)翠綠的草原上…顯現(xiàn)過(guò)那副神圣的面容曾照耀在…陰霾密布的山丘上耶路撒冷…在邪惡的試煉里興建起來(lái)思嘉Scarlett.親愛(ài)的各位，我們聚集在這里Dearlybeloved,wearegatheredhere...在上帝和會(huì)眾的面前...inthesightofGodandinthefaceofthiscongregation...跟這兩位共訂鴛盟的男女一起...tojointogetherthismanandthiswomaninholymatrimony.這個(gè)光榮的人生階段Whichisanhonorableestate...由混沌初開(kāi)之際已經(jīng)制定...institutedinthetimeofman'sinnocency.-我很快回來(lái)-若有人能夠提出…-Backinasec.-lfanymancanshow...這兩人不能結(jié)為合法夫婦的…...anyjustcauseorimpediment...理由或障礙...whytheymaynotbelawfullyjoinedtogether...馬上提出來(lái)，否則請(qǐng)保持緘默...lethimspeaknoworforeverholdhispeace.你愿意承諾去愛(ài)她Doyoupromisetoloveher...安慰她，以她為榮無(wú)論疾病健康...comforther,honorandkeepherinsicknessandinhealth...都從一而終...andforsakingallothers...在有生之年都視她為妻子嗎？...keeptheeonlyuntoherforaslongasyebothshalllive?我愿意Ido.疼愛(ài)和珍視他Toloveandtocherish...至死不渝Tilldeathusdopart.至死不渝...tilldeathusdopart.我再次向你許下承諾Thereto,Ipledgetheemytroth.我再次向你許下承諾Andthereto,Ipledgetheemytroth.你有戒指嗎？Doyouhavethering?我替你戴上戒指，娶你為妻Withthisring,Itheewed.我替你戴上戒指，娶你為妻Withthisring,Itheewed.我以謙卑的軀體崇敬你Withmybody,Itheeworship.我以謙卑的軀體崇敬你Withmybody,Itheeworship.我把世上最好的東西奉獻(xiàn)給你Andwithallmyworldlygoods,Idotheeendow.我把世上最好的東西奉獻(xiàn)給你Andwithallmyworldlygoods,Itheeendow.若我單憑人和天使的口才說(shuō)話(huà)當(dāng)中卻沒(méi)有愛(ài)的話(huà)IfIspeakwiththetonguesofmenandofangels,buthavenotlove...我就是吵耳的鐃鈸...Iambecomeasoundingbrassoraclangingcymbal.說(shuō)得好Goodpoint.沒(méi)有你，我不能微笑沒(méi)有你，我不能微笑我無(wú)法歡笑歌詠一事無(wú)成你悲傷時(shí)，我也感到難過(guò)我感到難過(guò)你快樂(lè)所以我快樂(lè)若你知道我的經(jīng)歷帽子很漂亮Greathat.謝了，我特地買(mǎi)的Thanks.Iboughtitspecially.這樣好了There.各就各位Getinposition,please.謝謝，笑一個(gè)Thankyou.Smile.場(chǎng)面很大，你意下如何？Splendid,Ithought.Whatdidyouthink?場(chǎng)面很大，你意下如何？Ithought,splendid.Whatdidyouthink?場(chǎng)面很大Splendid,Ithought.思嘉，好美的洋裝！Scarlett,fabulousdress!教會(huì)的紫色配上異教的橘色Ecclesiasticalpurpleandpaganorange...象征著異教和基督教在婚姻里...symbolizingthemagicalsymbiosisinmarriage...奇妙的共生的現(xiàn)象？...betweenheathenandChristiantraditions?對(duì)That'sright.漂亮，再拍一個(gè)Lovely.Andagain.知道戴著黑帽的女孩是誰(shuí)嗎？Anyideawhothegirlintheblackhatis?她叫嘉莉Name'sCarrie.蠻漂亮的She'spretty.美國(guó)人American.真有趣Interesting.是蕩婦Slut.真的嗎？Really?從前替時(shí)尚雜志工作現(xiàn)居美國(guó)UsedtoworkatVogue.LivesinAmericanow.只會(huì)跟魅力非凡的人交往Onlygoesoutwithveryglamorouspeople.沒(méi)你的份Quiteoutofyourleague.那我就放心了，謝了Well,that'sarelief.Thanks.待會(huì)見(jiàn)Seeyouthere.進(jìn)去吧Offyougo.對(duì)，宴會(huì)上見(jiàn)Right.Reception.再見(jiàn)！…Bye!Bye!還有人踩到牛屎?jiǎn)?？Anyoneelsetreadinacowpat?我想沒(méi)有了，待會(huì)見(jiàn)No,thoughtnot.Seeyouinamo.若他不是我哥哥我還會(huì)這么討厭他嗎？DoyouthinkI'dhatehimasmuchifhewasn'tmybrother?真不想一身臭味出席酒會(huì)而失去碰到姻緣的機(jī)會(huì)Don'twanttoblowchancesforromancebysmellingofdungatthereception.我從不懂怎么應(yīng)付這種場(chǎng)面Oh,God.Ineverknowwhattosayinthesewretchedlineups.很簡(jiǎn)單，熱情地?fù)肀f(shuō)新娘好像懷孕了It'sacinch.Giveabig,warmhugandsaythebridelookspregnant.或是按慣例說(shuō)：『你很自豪吧』Orstickwithtradition,"Youmustbeveryproud."愿主保佑我們Heavenpreserveus.你很自豪吧Youmustbeveryproud.謝謝Indeed.你好Hello.-你好-你好-Hello.-Hello.-我們見(jiàn)過(guò)面的，我是理查-對(duì)-Hi,we'vemet.It'sRichardMaples.-Oh,yes.王八蛋Bastard.-好嗎，伯納-好嗎，查理-Hello,Bern.-Hello,Chuck.兩杯，謝謝Two,please.-好好享受-保重了-Youhavefun,now.-Takecare.你好Oh,hello.你好Hi.-要喝一杯嗎？-謝謝-Youwantoneofthese?-Oh,thankyou.-我…-好嗎，查爾斯-l...-Hello,Charles.約翰，你好嗎？Hello,dearJohn.Howareyou?我很好，這位是…Good.Thisis...嘉莉-Carrie.-Carrie.-很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你，我叫約翰-你好-Delighted.I'mJohn.-Hi,John.你的女朋友好嗎？How'syourgirlfriend?她不再是我的女朋友了She'snolongermygirlfriend.別難過(guò)人們說(shuō)她一直跟陶比有染Don'tbetoogloomy.RumorissheneverstoppedbonkingTobydeLisle.她是我的妻子She'snowmywife.太好了…恭喜你Excellent.Excellent.Congratulations.我失陪了Excuseme.有孩子了沒(méi)？Anykidsoranything,John?打算何時(shí)生…Dowehearthepatteroftiny...一個(gè)？...feet?沒(méi)有No.來(lái)日方長(zhǎng)，對(duì)嗎？不忙的Well,there'splentyoftimeforthat,isn'tthere?Nohurry.你好嗎？Hi.Howareyou?我叫菲歐娜Myname'sFiona.我叫吉羅德I'mGerald.你做哪一行業(yè)？Whatdoyoudo?我在受訓(xùn)，預(yù)備當(dāng)神父I'mtrainingtobeapriest.我的天！GoodLord!你會(huì)主持結(jié)婚典禮嗎？Doyoudoweddings?現(xiàn)在還不能，將來(lái)一定會(huì)No.No,notyet.Iwill,though,ofcourse.簡(jiǎn)直是精神折磨Jollynerve-racking.就像初夜一樣Yes,ratherlikethefirsttimeonehassex.我想是吧Well,Isupposeso.當(dāng)然沒(méi)那么混亂也不會(huì)用那么多保險(xiǎn)套R(shí)atherlessmessy,ofcourse.Andfarlesscallforcondoms.你覺(jué)得怎么樣？記得那次你把爸爸的船開(kāi)動(dòng)螺旋槳把我的腿打碎嗎？這次更爛那個(gè)穿灰衣服的男孩是誰(shuí)？Who'sthatboyoverthereinthegray?他叫大衛(wèi)Hisname'sDavid.很有魅力，是不是？Somethingofadish,isn'the?我一向都是這樣想的Well,I'vealwaysthoughtso.他們干嘛…？Whyarethey...?-魅力小子是聾子-可惜-Thedishcan'thear.-Oh!天啊Gosh.對(duì)，不能說(shuō)話(huà)…Yeah,silent...但卻引人入勝...butdeadlyattractive.就是這樣Bang,bang,bang.That'sit.請(qǐng)到帳篷就坐，晚餐準(zhǔn)備好了Intothemarquee,please.Dinnerisserved.你好嗎？Howdoyoudo?我叫湯姆，很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你Hello,Tom.Splendidtomeetyou.令人興奮Veryexciting.你好Hi.我叫思嘉Myname'sScarlett.別讓我喝太多否則我會(huì)很輕佻的Don'tletmedrinktoomuch,becauseI'llgetreallyflirty.你好嗎？我叫查爾斯Howdoyoudo?MynameisCharles.別說(shuō)笑，查爾斯已經(jīng)死了二十年Don'tberidiculous.Charlesdiedyearsago.他是另一個(gè)查爾斯吧MustbeadifferentCharles.你說(shuō)我不認(rèn)得自己的兄弟嗎？You'resayingIdon'tknowmyownbrother?不是的No,no.各位，很抱歉打擾你們吃甜點(diǎn)Ladiesandgentlemen,sorrytodragyoufromyourdesserts.身為伴郎我覺(jué)得我要說(shuō)幾句話(huà)ThereareoneortwolittlethingsIfeelIshouldsayasbestman.我只是第二次當(dāng)伴郎ThisisonlythesecondtimeI'veeverbeenbestman.希望我還算稱(chēng)職吧IhopeIdidthejobokaythattime.至少上一對(duì)夫婦還愿意跟我說(shuō)話(huà)Thecoupleinquestionareatleaststilltalkingtome.很可惜，他們卻互不理睬Unfortunately,they'renotactuallytalkingtoeachother.他們幾個(gè)月前離婚了Thedivorcecamethroughacoupleofmonthsago.但他們向我保證此事跟我無(wú)關(guān)ButI'massuredithadabsolutelynothingtodowithme.寶拉顯然在我演講之前Apparently,PaulaknewPiercesleptwithhersister...已知道皮爾斯跟她的妹妹睡...beforeImentioneditinthespeech.可是他跟岳母睡卻真是意外Thefactthathesleptwithhermothercameasasurprise...但我卻以為這段兩日婚姻是…...butIthinkwasincidentaltothenightmareofrecrimination...隨之而來(lái)的互相責(zé)備和暴力所導(dǎo)致的...andviolencethatbecametheirtwo-daymarriage.說(shuō)夠了，我要說(shuō)的是安格斯Anyway,enoughofthat.MyjobtodayistotalkaboutAngus.他并沒(méi)有秘密Andtherearenoskeletonsinhiscupboard...我是這樣想的...orsoIthought.我待會(huì)會(huì)去求證，我想說(shuō)的是…I'llgettothatinaminute.I'djustliketosaythis:一如以往…Iamasever...對(duì)于像安格斯和蘿拉一樣愿意許下承諾的人...inbewilderedaweofanyonewhomakesthiskindofcommitment...我都異常敬佩...thatAngusandLaurahavemadetoday.我自知辦不到IknowIcouldn'tdoit...他們辦得到，實(shí)在太好了...andIthinkit'swonderfultheycan.說(shuō)回安格斯和他的同類(lèi)SobacktoAngusandthosesheep.各位先生、女士，請(qǐng)舉杯So,ladiesandgentlemen,ifyou'draiseyourglasses.-敬一對(duì)壁人-好！-Theadorablecouple.-Yes!敬一對(duì)壁人Theadorablecouple!敬一對(duì)壁人Theadorablecouple!替我吻新娘！Getoneforme,Angus!我第一次看見(jiàn)蓋瑞夫跳舞時(shí)ThefirsttimeIsawGarethonthedancefloor...還以為會(huì)弄出人命...Ifearedliveswouldbelost.她很漂亮She'saprettygirl.你目不轉(zhuǎn)睛地看著她一見(jiàn)鐘情嗎？Theoneyoucan'ttakeyoureyesoff.Loveatfirstsight?不，我曾跟她的舞伴玩橄欖球No,it'stheblokeshe'sdancingwith.Iplayedrugbywithhimatschool.我在想他是打哪個(gè)位置的I'mtryingtorememberwhatpositionheplayed.我們來(lái)辯論一下Though,let'ssayforthesakeofargument...人們參加婚禮時(shí)會(huì)愛(ài)上別人...onedidtakeafancytosomeoneatawedding.有沒(méi)有人可以就這樣說(shuō)Doyouthinktherearepeoplewhocanjustsay:『寶貝，我叫查爾斯你今晚走運(yùn)了？』"Hi,babe.Myname'sCharles.Thisisyourluckynight"?他們肯定不是英國(guó)人Ifthereare,they'renotEnglish.的確如此Quite.三個(gè)星期是最低限度的試探期Threeweeksisaboutmyquestion-poppingminimum.你知道我愛(ài)你的，是不是？YouknowIloveyou,Jean,don'tyou?我愛(ài)你…Iloveyou.Iloveyou.麥克，雖然我不認(rèn)識(shí)你AndMike,I'venevermetyoubefore...但我真的很愛(ài)你...butIloveyouverymuch.Ireallydo.別理會(huì)她，她喝醉了Ignoreher,she'sdrunk.至少我希望她是AtleastIhopesheis.否則我的麻煩可大了Otherwise,I'minrealtrouble.你過(guò)得怎么樣？How'sitgoing,Lyds?爛透了Bloodyawful.親愛(ài)的，怎么了？Oh,dear.What'stheproblem?大家都說(shuō)我會(huì)有艷遇Iwaspromisedsex.Everybodysaidit:你是伴娘，會(huì)有艷遇推也推不掉"You'llbeabridesmaid,you'llgetsex.You'llbefightingthemoff."可是現(xiàn)在簡(jiǎn)直是門(mén)可羅雀Butnotsomuchasatongueinsight.我的意思是，若你想要…Well,Imean,ifyoufancy...干什么...anything...我永遠(yuǎn)都會(huì)…...Icouldalways...別說(shuō)無(wú)聊事了Oh,don'tberidiculous,Bernard.-我才不是那么絕望呢-當(dāng)然了-I'mnotthatdesperate.-No,right.Ofcourse.有道理Fairenough.說(shuō)得好It'sagoodpoint.再見(jiàn)！Bye!好好享受良辰美景！Havealovely,lovelytime!再見(jiàn)！Bye!你今晚住在哪？Whereareyoustayingtonight,Charles?思嘉和我在旅舍里下榻ScarlettandIareatsomepub.好像叫什么幸運(yùn)船的不是所有人都住那里嗎？TheLuckyBoat,somethinglikethat.Aren'tweall?不，計(jì)劃有些微變動(dòng)No.Slightchangeofplan.他們要到我家去Theothersarecomingbacktomyplace.南茜會(huì)在我們玩拼字游戲時(shí)弄宵夜給我們吃Nansy'sthere.Mightcookuseggsandbacoveralate-nightScrabble.不知道你有沒(méi)有興趣參加Wonderedifyou'dliketojoin.好極了，非常謝謝你Yeah,great.Thanksverymuch.有房間給思嘉睡嗎？IsthereroomforScarlett?當(dāng)然有，一共間房Oh,absolutely.rooms,actually.你是全英國(guó)最富有的人嗎？Tommy,areyoutherichestmaninEngland?不是！No,no!我們大概是第七位吧Ibelievewe'reaboutseventh.最富有的當(dāng)然是女王Thequeen,obviously.那個(gè)布蘭森也混得很不錯(cuò)AndthatBransonbloke'sdoingterriblywell.真是好消息Well,excellentnews.我去告訴思嘉I'llgotellScarlett.好的Yeah.除非…That's...你走桃花運(yùn)...unlessyougetluckyfirst.算了吧！快走…Forgetaboutit!Getoutofit!Getout.Goon!你好Hi.你好，還以為你已經(jīng)走了Hi.Hi!Ithoughtyou'dgone.我還在，我想知道你今晚住在哪Notyet.Iwasjustwonderingwhereyouwerestayingtonight.這個(gè)…Well...我本來(lái)是住在一間叫什么…IwasstayingatsomepubcalledTheLucky...-幸運(yùn)船的旅館里-是船夫...Boatorsomethinglikethat.-Boatman.對(duì)Right.不過(guò)我現(xiàn)在要跟朋友到朋友的家里ButnowI'mgoingtostayatsomefriend'shousewithsomefriends.正確來(lái)說(shuō)，那是一座大城堡Well,Ithinkenormouscastleisamoreaccuratedescription.真可惜，我也是住在船夫旅館That'stoobadbecauseI'matTheBoatman.我很高興Well,itwasnice...雖然還不算認(rèn)識(shí)你...notquitemeetingyou.那篇演講詞很精彩Itwasagreatspeech.謝了Thanks.我要走了Well,I'mgoingnow.不！不…別走No!No,no,don'tgo.我們可以聊聊，現(xiàn)在還早呢Wecanmeetnow.Theevening'sjustgettinggoing.你我都知道那只是自欺欺人Webothknowthat'sabiglie.該死Fuck.城堡在召喚了，你清醒嗎？Thecastlebeckons,Ithink,Tom.Areyousober?絕對(duì)清醒，我整晚都喝橘子汁Absolutely.Orangejuiceallnight.來(lái)吧Comeon.各位再見(jiàn)了！Bye,everybody!伯納！Bernard!支持你的男人嗶…向全世界說(shuō)你愛(ài)他給予他無(wú)盡的愛(ài)支持--湯姆，可以停車(chē)嗎？Tom,canyoustopthecar?停車(chē)！Stopthecar!對(duì)不起，我還是想…Sorry.Sorry.IjustthinkImight...留在旅館里...stayinthatpubafterall.干嘛？Whyonearth?我在研究名字中有船字的旅館No,seriously.I'mresearchingpubswith"boat"inthetitle.希望能有決定性的成果Ihopetoproducethedefinitivework.-請(qǐng)便-實(shí)在荒謬-Pleaseyourself.-It'sasillything,youknow?對(duì)Right.古怪的決定Odddecision.你好Hello.你好Hi.你好Hi.結(jié)果房間不夠分配Turnedouttherewasn'troomforallofus.你說(shuō)那是一座城堡Yousaiditwasacastle.的確是城堡No,itisacastle.是很小的城堡It'sjustavery,verysmallone.只不過(guò)樓上樓下各一間房真罕見(jiàn)Tiny.Justoneup,onedown,whichisrare.要喝點(diǎn)什么嗎？Drink,sir?我想喝威士忌，謝謝Yeah.I'dlikeaglassofwhiskey,please.Thanks.-你要喝嗎？-聽(tīng)來(lái)不錯(cuò)-Doyouwant?-Yeah,soundsgood.-給這位女士多調(diào)一杯-要兩杯嗎？-Makeanotheroneforthelady.-Doubles,sir?謝了Thanks.原來(lái)你也在這里，你好嗎？Youheretoo?Howareyou?你好，我很好Hello.I'mfine.-有沒(méi)有見(jiàn)過(guò)嘉莉？-誰(shuí)？-Haven'tseenCarrie,haveyou?-Who?嘉莉，來(lái)自美國(guó)的美腿女郎Carrie.Americangirl.Lovelylegs.是婚禮上的賓客，芳香撲鼻Weddingguest.Nicesmell.抱歉，沒(méi)看見(jiàn)No.Sorry.該死！可惡Damn.Blast.還以為已經(jīng)得手了IthinkIwasinthere.若你看見(jiàn)她可以告訴她我回房了嗎？Ifyouseeher,couldyoutellherI'vegonetomyroom?好的Yeah,yeah.-威士忌-謝謝-Yourwhiskey,sir.-Thankyou.這杯是…Andoneforthe...上路用的，好極Road.Lovely.我想要喝一杯，一起喝好嗎？IthinkImighthaveone.MindifIjoinyou?好的，太好了No.It'dbelovely.一杯威士忌，一支雪茄Anotherglassofwhiskeyandacigar.等等，要一瓶吧Holdon.Makethatabottle.讓我們靜下來(lái)看看能否喝到天亮Wemightaswellsettlein.Let'sseeifwecanpushontilldawn.-婚禮辦得真好-對(duì)-Lovelywedding.-Yes,yes.我跟他哥哥一起念書(shū)，那廝很棒IwasatschoolwithhisbrotherBufty.Tremendousbloke.他是宿舍的舍監(jiān)，經(jīng)常欺負(fù)我Hewasheadofmyhouse.Buggeredmesenseless.教我認(rèn)識(shí)人生真諦Taughtmethingsaboutlife.你在哪認(rèn)識(shí)他的？Whereyouknowhimfrom?大學(xué)University.真好…Splendid.Splendid.Yep.我沒(méi)上大學(xué)覺(jué)得沒(méi)此必要Ididn'tgomyself.Icouldn'tseethepoint.我在金融界工作要詩(shī)歌來(lái)干嘛？Whenyou'reworkingthemoneymarketswhatuseisWordsworthgonnabe?打擾了你妻子問(wèn)你可否馬上上樓？Excuseme.Yourwifesays,"Couldyoucomeupstairsatonce?若你忘了的話(huà)，是號(hào)房Room,incaseyoucan'tremember."-我妻子？-是的-Mywife?-Yes,sir.是我妻子！…Oh,mywife!Mywife!你醉了，連妻子也忘記了Youaredrunk.Youcan'trememberyougotawife.對(duì)Yeah,yeah.-若你不介意的話(huà)…-不介意，你走吧-DoyoumindifI...?-No,no.Offyougo.-祝你好運(yùn)-謝了-Bestofluck.-Thanks.幸好我還是獨(dú)身可以繼續(xù)尋找凱蒂的芳蹤Luckybachelorme,I'llhaveanothersearchforthatKatiecreature.-是嘉莉-對(duì)，漂亮的小妞-Carrie.-That'stheone.Damnfinefilly.我知道我得手了IthinkI'minthere.-你好-你好-Hi.-Hello.很對(duì)不起Sorryaboutthat.沒(méi)關(guān)系，他很難纏的That'sfine.Hewashardtogetridof.對(duì)Yeah.這樣…So...也許我們可以…Maybewecouldjust...先躲一會(huì)，然后…...skulkaroundhereforabit,andthen...再下去...gobackdown.好主意我不是經(jīng)常都偷偷摸摸的Nowthat'sathought.Idon'tusuallyskulkalot...但有需要的話(huà)，我也會(huì)躲起來(lái)...butIsupposeIcouldskulkifskulkingwererequired.你經(jīng)常都是鬼鬼祟祟的嗎？Doyouskulkregularly?不，通常我不覺(jué)得…No.No,Idon'tnormally...自己是個(gè)逃避者，不過(guò)…...thinkofmyselfasaskulker,but...你何不進(jìn)來(lái)先躲一會(huì)Well,whydon'tyoucomeinandskulkforawhile...再作打算...andwe'llsee.新郎新娘沒(méi)在教堂里接吻Inoticedthebrideandgroomdidn'tkissinthechurch...有點(diǎn)奇怪...whichiskindofstrange.在我的家鄉(xiāng)，人們經(jīng)常接吻WhereIcomefrom,kissingisverybig.是嗎？你說(shuō)得對(duì)，我們較保守Isit?Yes,well,you'reright.Weprobablyaremorereserved.『你可以跟新娘接吻了』沒(méi)列在經(jīng)文中"Youmaynowkissthebride,"isn'tintheBookofCommonPrayer.我總害怕自己會(huì)一時(shí)沖動(dòng)而越軌IalwaysworryI'llgotoofarintheheatofthemoment.你覺(jué)得怎樣才算是越軌呢？Howfardoyouthinktoofarwouldbe,then?我不知道Oh,Idon'tknow.也許…Maybe...這樣還可以吧...thatwouldbeallright.這樣很好Thatwouldbefine.事實(shí)上，這是有拒絕的意思Infact,itmightbeabitdismissive.也許這樣…Maybethis...會(huì)比較好...wouldbebetter.若再進(jìn)一步就會(huì)有危險(xiǎn)了Yeah,Ithinkitwouldbedangeroustotakeitanyfurther.我的意思是…Imean...你知道…Youknow...這樣也許有點(diǎn)過(guò)分了？Thatmightbetakingitalittlefar.這樣又如何？Whataboutthis?那個(gè)牧師會(huì)覺(jué)得事情失控了嗎？Youthinkthevicarwouldthinkthingshadslippedabitoutofhiscontrol?他會(huì)Ithinkhemight.這種事跟婚禮比起來(lái)…Thiskindofthingisreallybettersuited...更適合度蜜月...tothehoneymoonthantotheserviceitself.為何要叫做蜜月呢？Whydoyouthinkit'scalledahoneymoon?不知道，可能是…Idon'tknow.Isupposeit's...『蜜』是因?yàn)檫@段時(shí)間甜如蜜..."honey"becauseit'ssweetashoney.至于『月』，那是因?yàn)檎煞颉瑼nd"moon"becauseitwasthefirsttime...第一次看見(jiàn)太太的屁股...ahusbandgottoseehiswife'sbottom.怎么了？What'shappening?我要走了Ihavetogo.-到哪去？-美國(guó)-Where?-America.真可悲Thatisatragedy.在我離開(kāi)之前JustbeforeIgo...你想于何時(shí)宣布訂婚的事？...whenwereyouthinkingofannouncingtheengagement?對(duì)不起，誰(shuí)要訂婚？Sorry.Whoseengagement?我們的Ours.既然我們已經(jīng)睡過(guò)了，應(yīng)該結(jié)婚Iassumedsinceweslepttogether,we'dbegettingmarried.你覺(jué)得呢？Whatdidyouthink?什么？What?我…I...你知道Gosh,youknow,that...這種事要仔細(xì)考慮清楚...takesalotofthinkingabout,thatkindofthing.很明顯的，我…Obviously,I'm...你在開(kāi)玩笑You'rejoking.天！還以為這是『致命的吸引力』God!Foramomentthere,IthoughtIwasinFatalAttraction.你是葛倫克蘿斯我的兔寶寶則在鍋?zhàn)永颕thoughtyouwereGlennClose,andI'dfindmypetrabbitonthestove.不是的No.然而我們都錯(cuò)過(guò)了一段良緣了ButIthinkwe'vebothmissedagreatopportunityhere.再見(jiàn)Bye.(伯納與莉蒂亞之喜宴)(三個(gè)月后)媽的！Oh,fuck!媽的Fuck.媽的見(jiàn)他媽的鬼Fuck.Fuckityfuck.該死，媽的！Fuck.Fuck!-開(kāi)車(chē)還是坐計(jì)程車(chē)？-計(jì)程車(chē)吧，找不到停車(chē)位的-Carortaxi?-Taxi.Wecouldneverpark.還是開(kāi)車(chē)好一點(diǎn)Carseemsagoodidea.-媽的-媽的-Fuck.-Fuck.別管它，沒(méi)有人注意到的Leaveit.Noonewillnotice.這次…Well...對(duì)不起，我遲到了，堵車(chē)...sorryI'mlate.Traffic.是的Yeah.今天是誰(shuí)結(jié)婚呢？Whoisittoday?再照一張Onemore,quick.他們準(zhǔn)備好了They'rereadytogo.因父InthenameoftheFather...及子...andoftheSon...及圣靈之命，阿們...andoftheHolySpirit.Amen.大家一起祈禱Letuspray.天父，你把婚姻的締結(jié)變?yōu)樯袷サ纳衩谾ather,youhavemadethebondofmarriageaholymystery...象征基督對(duì)教會(huì)的愛(ài)...asymbolofChrist'sloveforhischurch.請(qǐng)你透過(guò)兒子主耶穌基督HearourprayersforBernardandLydia...垂聽(tīng)我們?yōu)椴{和莉蒂亞的禱告...throughyourson,JesusChrist,ourlord...他與你一起統(tǒng)治大地...wholivesandreignswithyou...及圣山羊…...andtheHolygoat.圣靈Ghost.唯一及永在的真神，阿們OneGod,foreverandever.Amen.首次主持婚禮他是這家人的朋友It'shisfirsttime.He'safriendofthefamily.-太好了-伯納和莉蒂亞-Excellent.-BernardandLydia...我要詢(xún)問(wèn)你們是否愿意承擔(dān)婚姻的義務(wù)...Ishallnowaskifyoufreelyundertaketheobligationsofmarriage.伯納，請(qǐng)你跟我說(shuō)一遍Bernard,repeatafterme:我莊嚴(yán)地宣告Idosolemnlydeclare...我莊嚴(yán)地宣告Idosolemnlydeclare...沒(méi)任何法律上的障礙...thatIknownotofanylawfulimpediment...沒(méi)任何法律上的障礙...thatIknownotofanylawfulimpediment...妨礙我，莉蒂亞…...whyI,Lydia...妨礙我，伯納…...whyI,Bernard...對(duì)不起Sorry.我…WhyI...伯納葛佛瑞圣約翰德萊尼...BernardGodfreySaintJohnDelaney...我，伯納杰佛瑞辛約翰德萊尼WhyI,BernardGeoffreySinjinDelaney...跟莉蒂亞約翰希博特...maynotbejoinedinmatrimony...結(jié)為夫婦...toLydiaJohnHibbott.跟莉蒂亞瓊希博特...maynotbejoinedinmatrimony...結(jié)為夫婦...toLydiaJaneHibbott.莉蒂亞Lydia...請(qǐng)你跟我說(shuō)一遍...repeatafterme:我莊嚴(yán)地宣告Idosolemnlydeclare...我莊嚴(yán)地宣告Idosolemnlydeclare...沒(méi)任何法律上的障礙...thatIknownotofanylawfulimpediment...沒(méi)任何法律上的障礙...thatIknownotofanylawfulimpediment...妨礙我，莉蒂亞瓊希博特...whyI,LydiaJaneHibbott...妨礙我，莉蒂亞瓊希博特...whyI,LydiaJaneHibbott...下『蛋』給…...maynotbejohnedinmatrimony...下嫁給…...maynotbejoinedinmatrimony...伯納杰佛瑞...toBernardGeoffrey...辛約翰德萊尼...Sijern...SijinDelaney.伯納…...toBernard...杰佛瑞…...Geoffrey...辛約翰德萊尼...SinjinDelaney.我請(qǐng)?jiān)谧魑灰?jiàn)證Icalluponthosepersonsherepresenttowitness...我請(qǐng)?jiān)谧魑灰?jiàn)證Icalluponthosepersonsherepresenttowitness...我，伯納...thatI,Bernard...德萊尼...Delaney...我，伯納德萊尼...thatI,BernardDelaney...愿意娶你，莉蒂亞瓊希博特...dotakethee,LydiaJaneHibbott...愿意娶你，莉蒂亞瓊希博特...dotakethee,LydiaJaneHibbott...為我的『可怕』妻子...tobemyawfulweddedwife.為我的合法妻子...tobemylawfulweddedwife.對(duì)…對(duì)極了That'sr...That'sright.愿全能的天父祝福你們MayalmightyGodblessyouall.因父、及子、及圣零…圣靈之名TheFather,theSonandtheHolyspigot...Spirit.阿們Amen.好極了！Bravo!好極了！Bravo!好極了！Bravo!!Effect,{\fn幼圓\fscx\fscy}<fontcolor="#ffff">Thanks.{\r\fn幼圓}{\fn幼圓}<fontcolor=#BDE>{\r\fn幼圓}-我們來(lái)了-這邊！-We'recoming,Bernie.-Uphere!對(duì)不起Sorry.對(duì)不起…Sorry.Sorry.這邊？當(dāng)然了Thatway?Yes,ofcourse.-對(duì)不起，你們兩個(gè)…-湯姆，別動(dòng)-Sorry.Couldyoutwo...?-Tom,don'tgoaway.對(duì)不起Sorry.我對(duì)婚姻有一個(gè)新理論I'vegotanewtheoryaboutmarriage.兩個(gè)相愛(ài)的人同居，突然間…Twopeopleareinlove,theylivetogether,andthensuddenly...一天他們相對(duì)無(wú)言...onedaytheyrunoutofconversation.連一個(gè)話(huà)題都找不到Totally.Theycan'tthinkofasinglethingtosaytoeachother.就是這樣，驚惶失措That'sit.Panic.然后突然之間Thensuddenly...他們想出了打破僵局的方法...itoccurstothechapthatthereisawayoutofthedeadlock.-是什么？-他向她求婚-Whichis?-He'llaskhertomarryhim.英明！真英明！Brilliant.Brilliant!他們這輩子都有話(huà)可說(shuō)了They'vegotsomethingtotalkaboutfortherestoftheirlives.婚姻是解決無(wú)話(huà)可說(shuō)的方法You'resayingmarriageisawaytogetoutofapauseinconversation.是打破僵局的靈丹妙藥Thedefinitiveicebreaker.湯姆，演講的內(nèi)容是什么？Tom,how'sthespeechcomingalong?我想是很不錯(cuò)的，老少咸宜It'sprettygood,Ithink.Somethingforeveryone.笑中有淚Tears,laughter.好極了Excellent.這個(gè)理論非常好Ithinkit'saverygoodtheory,Gareth.有些人卻認(rèn)為結(jié)婚是因?yàn)橛姓鎼?ài)Thereisanotherargumentthatithassomethingtodowithtruelove.這也是一種見(jiàn)解Nowthere'sathought.有什么可以效勞的地方？CanIhelpyou,sir?麻煩你給我三杯白蘭地CanIhavethreeglassesofbrandy,please?你好Hi.你好-Hello.-Howareyou?你好嗎？很好Fine.Fine.對(duì)不起，見(jiàn)到你實(shí)在太高興了Yeah.Sorry,I'moverwhelmedtoseeyou.請(qǐng)你別再回美國(guó)去了Look,don'tgobacktoAmerica.Please.-我很快回來(lái)，知道嗎？-好的-Bebackintwosecs,okay?-Okay.菲歐娜Hi,Fi.這是你們的，五小時(shí)后見(jiàn)That'syoursandyours.Seeyouinhours.-出了狀況嗎？-對(duì)，這個(gè)婚禮真是棒呆了-Somethinghappened?-Yes.Thisisabloodygreatwedding.你好Hi.你看起來(lái)很完美其實(shí)也許你天生完美Well,youlookperfect.Infact,youprobablyareperfect.-你近來(lái)好嗎？-真的很好-Well,howareyou?-I'mreallywell.查爾斯，他是我的未婚夫哈米什Charles,I'dlikeyoutomeetHamish,myfiance.太好了Excellent.太好了Excellent.你好嗎？哈米什，很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你Howdoyoudo,Hamish?Delightedtomeetyou.很高興見(jiàn)到嘉莉返回英國(guó)CharmingtofindCarriebackhere.我可是費(fèi)盡唇舌的呢Ittooklotsofpersuading.走吧，我對(duì)詹姆士說(shuō)帶了你來(lái)Comeon,darling,ItoldJamesIwasgettingyou.他會(huì)想我已經(jīng)拿你沒(méi)法了He'llthinkI'vetotallylostcontroloveryoualready.待會(huì)見(jiàn)I'llseeyoulater.你還好吧？Howareyoudoing,Charles?突然之間就不好了Notgreat,actually,suddenly.我不知道Idon'tknow.我的意思是…Imean...我干嘛老是參加婚禮…Whatthehell'sgoingonhere?WhyamIalwaysatweddings...而新郎總不是我？...andneveractuallygettingmarried,Matt?也許是因?yàn)槟阌悬c(diǎn)邋遢It'sprobablybecauseyou'reabitscruffy.對(duì)Yeah.或是因?yàn)槟氵€沒(méi)碰到意中人Oritcouldalsobebecauseyouhaven'tmettherightgirl.就是這樣嗎？Butyousee,isthatit?也許其實(shí)我經(jīng)常都碰到意中人MaybeIhavemettherightgirls.MaybeImeetthemallthetime.-可能問(wèn)題在我身上-胡說(shuō)-Maybeit'sme.-Oh,nonsense.各位先生、女士Mylords,ladiesandgentlemen...晚餐已經(jīng)準(zhǔn)備好了...dinnerisserved.可能你會(huì)在晚宴上找到妻子呢Comeon.Oddsonyoumeetyourwifeatdinner.對(duì)Yes.天啊Oh,myGod.查爾斯？Charles?你好Hi.-你好，我是阿利斯泰爾-你好-Hello,I'mAlistair.-Great.你認(rèn)識(shí)薇洛妮卡的AndIbelieveyouknowVeronica.對(duì)，你好，薇Yeah.Hi,V.妮基Nicki.真好Great.你結(jié)婚了嗎？Tellme,areyoumarried?還沒(méi)No.你是同性戀的嗎？Areyoualesbian?老天爺！Goodlord!你為何會(huì)這么說(shuō)的呢？Well,whatmadeyousaythat?這是女人獨(dú)身的可能性之一It'soneofthepossibilitiesforunmarriedgirls.總比說(shuō)找不到意中人It'sabitmoreinterestingthansaying:來(lái)得有趣吧"Oh,dear.Justneverfoundtherightchap."對(duì)Quiteright.開(kāi)心就好，不是嗎？Whybedull?謝謝Thankyou.事實(shí)上，我早已有意中人只是他不愛(ài)我Thetruthis,Ihavemettherightperson,onlyhe'snotinlovewithme.在我不再愛(ài)他之前，沒(méi)人有機(jī)會(huì)UntilIstoplovinghim,noonestandsachance.真倒霉Badluck.可不是嗎？Yes,isn'tit?我念書(shū)時(shí)曾經(jīng)是同性戀者Iwasalesbianonceatschool...只當(dāng)了十五分鐘，該不算數(shù)吧...butonlyforminutes.Idon'tthinkitcounts.茶葉一共有四百多種Therearedifferentkindsoftea...還不包括所謂的水果茶在內(nèi)...andthat'snotincludingalltheseso-calledfruitteas.我曾帶薇到印度參觀(guān)茶園ItookVeronicatoIndiatolookattheplantations.好極了Excellent.你曾和她游印度吧Ibelieveyouandherwentthereonce.是的That'sright.查爾斯討厭透了Charleswasvile.我快要吐了，他卻堅(jiān)持說(shuō)笑話(huà)HeinsistedoncrackingjokeswhileIwasill.我只想使你振作起來(lái)Iwascheeringyouup.原來(lái)你就是那個(gè)薇洛妮卡！You'rethatVeronica!哪個(gè)薇洛妮卡呢？WhichVeronica?查理？Charlie?記得孟買(mǎi)嗎？RememberBombay?我跟查理約會(huì)時(shí)WhenCharlesandIweregoingout,hetoldmehe'dhad...他說(shuō)他跟『嘔吐的薇』...thisinterestingjourneyaroundIndia...在印度有一次有趣的旅程呢大概是如此吧...withVomitingVeronica.Ithinkthatwasit.我也記不起自己說(shuō)過(guò)了也許有吧Idon'trememberevermentioningit.MaybeIdid.查爾斯Oh,comeon,Charles.你是我約會(huì)過(guò)的人中最輕率的了Idon'tthinkI'vebeenoutwithanyonelessdiscreet.你說(shuō)得有點(diǎn)夸張了That'sabitofanexaggeration.才不是呢Itisnot.我記得你說(shuō)過(guò)一個(gè)叫海倫娜的？Irememberyougoingonaboutthisgirl.Helena,wasit?她媽媽向你獻(xiàn)殷勤Hermothermadeapassatyou.我記得這個(gè)呢！Irememberthis!你不知道若不接受她是否于禮不合呢！Youcouldn'tworkoutifitwouldbeimpolitenottoacceptheradvances!對(duì)！That'sright!海倫娜是豬小姐她媽媽就是豬太太HelenawasMissPiggy,sohermotherwasMrs.Piggy.也許…Ithinkperhapsitwas...從那時(shí)起，我們已經(jīng)瘦了很多We'vebothlostalotofweightsincethen.真好，要演講了Great.Thespeeches.各位尊貴的先生、女士Mylords,ladiesandgentlemen...請(qǐng)靜聽(tīng)伴郎致詞...praysilenceforthebestman.伯納跟我說(shuō)她跟莉蒂亞訂婚時(shí)WhenBernardtoldmehewasgettingengagedtoLydia...我恭喜他，因?yàn)樗渌呐?..Icongratulatedhimbecauseallhisothergirlfriends...實(shí)在是蹩腳貨...hadbeensuchcompletedogs.其中大部分都是今晚的坐上客MayIsaywearedelightedtohavesomanyofthemherethisevening.看見(jiàn)卡密拉，我特別高興I'mparticularlydelightedtoseeCamilla...你們都可能記得...whomanyofyouwillprobablyremember...她是伯納第一個(gè)求婚對(duì)象...asthefirstpersonBernardaskedtomarryhim.若我沒(méi)記錯(cuò)，她叫他滾蛋IfIrememberrightly,shetoldhimtosodoff.這倒是莉蒂亞的福氣AndluckyforLydiathatshedid.真教人失望It'sverydisappointing.全場(chǎng)最標(biāo)致的美女在我那一桌叫嘉莉WehadthemostadorablegirlatourtablecalledCarrie.她未婚夫似乎很富有擁有半個(gè)蘇格蘭呢Apparentlyherfiance'sawfullygrand,andheownshalfofScotland.-你怎么了？-我被困在見(jiàn)鬼的婚禮里-Howareyou?-I'mstuckintheweddingfromhell.前任女友的陰魂纏繞不散Ghostsofgirlfriendspastateveryturn.若再遇上漢莉雅塔噩夢(mèng)就完成了IfIseeHenrietta,thehorrorwillbecomplete.查爾斯Hello,Charles.漢，你好嗎？Hello,Hen.Howareyou?漢，我…Oh,Hen,l...你干嘛就是不肯放過(guò)她呢？Whycan'tyouleaveheralone?你還傷得她不夠嗎？Haven'tyouhurtherenough?失陪了我還是躲到別人不到的地方去吧Excuseme.IthinkI'dbetterbewhereotherpeoplearenot.你好Hello.我是塞雷納你好我還在學(xué)習(xí)也許會(huì)錯(cuò)誤『白』『初』不，很好…-你想跳舞嗎？-好好『豬』意計(jì)程車(chē)！Taxi!晚安Goodnight,sir.謝謝Thankyou.我知道，沒(méi)事的，太好了Iknow.It'sallright.Oh,God,thisiswonderful.求求你Please.等等，這樣不好玩我要看看我丈夫！Oh,waitaminute.Thisisnofu