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Therapist:How'syourbloggoing?

Dr.JohnH.Watson(MartinFreeman):Yeahgood.Verygood.Therapist:Youhaven'twrittenaword,haveyou?Watson:Youjustwrote\

Therapist:Andyoureadmywritingupsidedown.YouseewhatImean?John,you'reasoldier.It'sgonnatakeyouawhiletoadjusttocivilianlife.Andwritingablogabouteverythingthathappenstoyouwillhonestlyhelpyou.Watson:Nothinghappenstome.

Atthepressconference

SgtSallyDonovan:ThebodyofBethDavenport,JuniorMinisterforTransport,wasfoundlatelastnightinabuildingsiteinGreaterLondon.Preliminaryinvestigationsuggeststhatthiswassuicide.WecanconfirmthatthisapparentsuicidecloselyresemblesthoseofSirJeffreyPattersonandJamesFillmore.Inthelightofthistheseincidentsarenowbeingtreatedaslinked.TheinvestigationisongoingbutDetectiveInspectorLestradewilltakequestionsnow.Reporter1:DetectiveInspector,howcansuicidesbelinked?

DetectiveInspectorLestrade(RupertGraves):Welltheyalltookthesamepoison.Theywereallfoundinplacestheyhadnoreasontobe.Noneofthemhadshownanypriorindications—

Reporter1:Butyoucan'thaveserialsuicides.DILestrade:Wellapparentlyyoucan.

Reporter2:Thesethreepeople,there'snothingthatlinksthem?

DILestrade:There'snolinkfoundyet.Butwe'relookingforit—therehastobeone.

Everyone'scellphonesgooff

SgtSallyDonovan:Ifyou'veallgottexts,pleaseignorethem.Reporter1:Itjustsays\

SgtSallyDonovan:Yeah,well,justignorethat.IftherearenomorequestionsforDetectiveInspectorLestradeI'mgoingtobringthissessiontoanend.Reporter2:Ifthey'resuicideswhatareyouinvestigating?

DILestrade:AsIsaidthesesuicidesareclearlylinked,um,butit'sanunusualsituation.We'vegotourbestpeopleinvestigating—{cellphonesgooffagain}Reporter1:Itsays\SgtSallyDonovan:Onemorequestion.

Reporter3:Isthereanychancethatthesearemurdersandiftheyareisthistheworkofaserialkiller?

DILestrade:Iknowthatyou'dlikewritingaboutthisbutthesedoappeartobesuicides.Weknowthedifference.Thepoisonwasclearlyself-administered.

Reporter1:Yesbutiftheyaremurdershowdopeoplekeepthemselvessafe?DILestrade:Welldon'tcommitsuicide.SgtSallyDonovanquietly:DailyMail.

DILestrade:Obviouslythisisafrighteningtimeforpeoplebutallanyonehastodoisexercisereasonableprecautions.Weareallassafeaswewanttobe.(Textsagain.AndforDI

Lestrade:Youknowwheretofindme.SH).Thankyou.

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Donovanaboutthetexts:You'vegottostophimdoingthat.He'smakinguslooklikeidiots.Lestrade:IfyoucantellmehowhedoesitI'llstophim.

MikeStamford:Iheardyouwereabroadsomewheregettingshotat.Whathappened?Watson:Gotshot.

Watson:AreyoustillatBart'sthen?

Stamford:Teachingnow,yeah.Brightyoungthingslikeweusedtobe.GodIhatethem.Whataboutyou,juststayingintownwhileyougetyourselfsorted?Watson:Ican'taffordLondononanarmypension.

Stamford:Ah,youcouldn'tbeartobeanywhereelse.That'snottheJohnWatsonIknow.Watson:YeahI'mnotthatJohnWatson.Stamford:Couldn'tHarryhelp?

Watson:Yeah,likethat'sgonnahappen.

Stamford:Idon'tknow.Youcouldgetaflatshareorsomething.

Watson:C'mon.Who'dwantmeforaflatmate.Stamfordlooksathimoddly.What?Stamford:Wellyou'rethesecondpersontosaythattometoday.Watson:Who'sthefirst?

MollyHooper:Listen,Iwaswondering...maybelater,whenyou'refinished—

SherlockHolmes(BenedictCumberbatch):You'rewearinglipstick.Youweren'twearinglipstickbefore.

MollyHooper:Iuh,Irefresheditabit.Sherlock:Sorry,youweresaying?

MollyHooper:Iwaswonderingifyou'dliketohavecoffee.Sherlock:Black.Twosugarsplease.I'llbeupstairs.heexitsMollyHoopertoherself:Okay.Holmes:AfghanistanorIraq?Watson:Sorry?

SherlockHolmes:Whichwasit,AfghanistanorIraq?Watson:Afghanistan.Sorry,howdidyou—

SherlockHolmes:Ah,Molly!Coffee.Thankyou.Whathappenedtothelipstick?Molly:Itwasn'tworkingforme.

SherlockHolmes:Really?Ithoughtitwasabigimprovement.Yourmouth'stoosmallnow.Mollytoherself:Okay.

Sherlock:Howdoyoufeelabouttheviolin?Watson:I'msorry,what?

Sherlock:IplaytheviolinwhenI'mthinking.SometimesIdon'ttalkfordaysonend.wouldthatbotheryou?Potentialflatmatesshouldknowtheworstabouteachother.Watson:Areyou—?Youtoldhimaboutme?Stamford:Notaword.

Watson:Thenwhosaidanythingaboutflatmates?

Sherlock:Idid.ToldMikethismorningthatImustbeadifficultmantofindaflatmatefor.Nowhereheis,justouttolunchwithanoldfriend.ClearlyjusthomefrommilitaryserviceinAfghanistan.Wasn'tadifficultleap.

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Watson:HowdidyouknowaboutAfghanistan?

Sherlock:I'vegotmyeyeonanicelittleplaceinCentralLondon.Togetherweoughttobeabletoaffordit.Wemeettheretomorrowevening,seveno'clock.Sorry,gottodash.IthinkIleftmyridingcropinthemortuary.Watson:Isthatit?Sherlock:Isthatwhat?

Watson:We'veonlyjustmetandwe'regoingtogolookataflat.Sherlock:Problem?

Watson:Wedon'tknowathingabouteachother.Idon'tknowwherewe'remeeting.Idon'tevenknowyourname.

Sherlock:Iknowyou'reanarmydoctorandyou'vebeeninvalidedhomefromAfghanistan.Iknowyou'vegotabrotherwho'sworriedaboutyou,butyouwon'tgotohimforhelpbecauseyoudon'tapproveofhim—possiblybecausehe'sanalcoholic,morelikelybecauseherecentlywalkedoutonhiswife.AndIknowthatyourtherapistthinksyourlimp'spsychosomatic,quitecorrectlyI'mafraid.That'senoughtobegoingonwith,don'tyouthink?{heexitsandpops

backin.}Thename'sSherlockHolmesandtheaddressis221bBakerStreet.Afternoon.

Stamford:Yeah.He'salwayslikethat.

Watson:Wellthisisaprimespot.Mustbeexpensive.

Sherlock:Mrs.Hudsonthelandladyisgivingmeaspecialdeal.Sheowesmeafavor.AfewyearsbackherhusbandgothimselfsentencedtodeathinFlorida.Iwasabletohelpherout.Watson:Soyoustoppedherhusbandfrombeingexecuted?Sherlock:Ohno.Iensuredit.Watson:That'saskull.Sherlock:Friendofmine.

Mrs.Hudson:Whatd'youthinkthen,Dr.Watson?There'sanotherbedroomupstairsifyou'llbeneedingtwobedrooms.

Watson:Ofcoursewe'llbeneedingtwo.

Mrs.Hudson:Ohdon'tworry,there'sallsortsaroundhere.Mrs.Turnernextdoor'sgotmarriedones.

Sherlock:Brilliant!Yes!Fourserialsuicidesandnowanote.Oh,it'sChristmas.Sherlock:You'readoctor.Infactyou'reanarmydoctor.Watson:Yes.Sherlock:Anygood?Watson:Verygood.

Sherlock:Seenalotofinjuriesthen.Violentdeaths.Watson:Well.Yes.

Sherlock:BitoftroubletooIbet.

Watson:Ofcourse.Yes.Enoughforalifetime.Fartoomuch.Sherlock:Wannaseesomemore?Watson:Ohgodyes.

Sherlock:Possiblesuicides.Fourofthem.There'snopointsittingathomewhenthere'sfinallysomethingfungoingon!

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Mrs.Hudson:Lookatyou,allhappy.It'snotdecent.

Sherlock:Whocaresaboutdecent.Thegame,Mrs.Hudson,ison!Watson:Whoareyou?Whatdoyoudo?Sherlock:Whatdoyouthink?Watson:I'dsayprivatedetective...Sherlock:But?

Watson:Butthepolicedon'tgotoprivatedetectives.

Sherlock:I'maconsultingdetective.Onlyoneintheworld.Iinventedthejob.Watson:Whatdoesthatmean?

Sherlock:Itmeanswhenthepoliceareoutoftheirdepth,whichisalways,theyconsultme.Watson:Thepolicedon'tconsultamateurs.Watson:YousaidI'vegotatherapist.

Sherlock:You'vegotapsychosomaticlimp.Ofcourseyou'vegotatherapist.WatsonaboutSherlock'sdeductions:That.Wasamazing.Sherlock:Youthinkso?

Watson:Ofcourseitwas.Extraordinary.Itwasquiteextraordinary.Sherlock:That'snotwhatpeoplenormallysay.Watson:Whatdopeoplenormallysay?Sherlock:\

Sherlock:DidIgetanythingwrong?

Watson:Harryandmedon'tgeton.Neverhave.ClaraandHarrysplitupthreemonthsago,andthey'regettingadivorce.AndHarryisadrinker.

Holmesquitepleasedwithhimself:Spotonthen.Ididn'texpecttoberightabouteverything.

Watson:\Sherlock:Isyourwifeawayforlong?

Anderson:Ohdon'tpretendyouworkedthatout.Somebodytoldyouthat.Sherlock:Yourdeodoranttoldmethat.Anderson:Mydeodorant.Sherlock:It'sformen.

Anderson:Wellofcourseit'sformen.I'mwearingit.

Sherlock:So'sSergeantDonovan.{AndersonturnstolookatSally}Oof.Ithinkitjustvaporized.Sherlock:Shutup.

Lestrade:Ididn'tsayanything.

Sherlock:Youwerethinking.It'sannoying.

Lestrade:I'mbreakingeveryrulelettingyouinhere.Sherlock:Yes.Becauseyouneedme.Lestrade:YesIdo.Godhelpme.Watson:WhatamIdoinghere?Sherlock:Helpingmemakeapoint.

Watson:I'msupposedtobehelpingyoupaytherent.

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Sherlock:Yeahwellthisismorefun.Watson:Fun?There'sawomanlyingdead.

Sherlock:PerfectlysoundanalysisbutIwashopingyou'dgodeeper.Watson:That'sfantastic!

Sherlock:Doyouknowyoudothatoutloud?Watson:Sorry,I'llshutup.Sherlock:Noit's...fine.

Sherlock:We'vegotourselvesaserialkiller.Lovethose—there'salwayssomethingtolookforwardto.

Lestrade:Whyareyousayingthat?

Sherlock:Hercase.C'mon!Whereishercase,didsheeatit?Someoneelsewashereandtheytookhercase.

Donovan:You'renothisfriend.Hedoesn'thavefriends.Sowhoareyou?Watson:I'm...I'mnobody.I'vejustmethim.

Donovan:Okay,bitofadvicethen.Stayawayfromthatguy.Watson:Why?

Donovan:Youknowwhyhe'shere?He'snotpaidoranything.Helikesit.Hegetsoffonit.Theweirderthecrimethemorehegetsoff.Andyouknowwhat?Onedayjustshowingupwon'tbeenough.Onedaywe'llbestandingaroundabodyandSherlockHolmeswillbetheonewhoputitthere.

Watson:Whywouldhedothat?

Donovan:'Causehe'sapsychopath.Psychopathsgetbored.

Watson:Youknow,I'