friends筆記821the one with cooking class的餐廳被報(bào)紙?jiān)u得非常差勁

TheOneWithTheCookingeyby:BrianBuckner&SebastianJonesStoryby:DanaKleinBorkowTranscribedby:Eric821要去應(yīng)聘一家公司的副。不想和任何人，覺得也合情理，畢竟是他們共同的孩子。8.21TheOneWithTheCookingMonica'srestaurantgetsabadreviewbysomeonewhoteachesatalocalAftersheandJoeyconfrontthecritic,theyparticipateinabeginningcookingclasssoshecanfeelbetteraboutherself.Theteacher(Sarah)isquicklyimpressedbyherRossandRachelbuybabyfurniture,andthesaleswoman(Katie)asksRossRachelisterribly lousandwantsRosstobewithheratalltimes(adv.一直)tohelpherout(whichheishappytodo).PhoebehelpsChandlerprepareforajobinterview,sohecancontrolhistendancytomakejokesabouteverything.Healmostmakes[Scene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthereexceptMonicaasRossenterscarryingahugestackofnewspapers.]Ross:HeyyouguysIgotsomebadnews.(Hesetsthestackofpapersdownonthetable.)Phoebe:Wellthat’snowaytosellnewspapers.Whydon’tyou"Extra!Extra!ReadallaboutextranRoss:No,Monica’srestaurantgotahorriblereviewintheTheNewYorkPostisthe13th-oldestnewspaperpublishedintheUnitedStatesandtheoldesttohavebeenpublishedcontinuallyasadaily.Since1976,ithasbeenownedbyAustralian-bornbillionaireRupertMurdoch'sNewsCorporationand,asofOctober2006,isthe5thlargestnewspaperintheUnitedStates,behindUSAToday,TheWallStreetJournal,TheNewYorkTimesandTheLosAngelesTimes,havingmovedaheadofTheWashingtonPostandTheNewYorkDailyNews.Itseditorialofficesarelocatedat1211AvenueoftheAmericas,inManhattan.Phoebe:(gasps)OhRoss:Ididn’twanthertoseeit,soIranaroundtheneighborhoodandboughtallthecopiesIcouldfind.(HehandsthepapertoPhoebeandtheyallreadit.)Chandler:Two,four,six,onemillion.Yeah,yougotthemJoey:Man,thisisbad!AndI’vehadmyshareofbadreviews.Istillremembermyfirstgoodonethough.(Quoting)"EverythingelseinthisproductionofOurTownwassimplyterrible.JoeyTribbianiwasabysmal."abysmaladj.深不可測的無低的<美口>糟透的極壞的/OurTownisathreeact ybyThorntonWilderthatisperhapsthemostfrequentlyproduced ybyanAmericanywright(n.劇作家).TheyissetinthefictionalcommunityofGrover'sCorners,modeledonseveralNewHampshiretownsintheMt.Monadnockregion,Jaffrey,Peterborough,Dublin,andothers.Wilder,inhis30s,beganworkonthisybeforehistimeinPeterborough,andwasablebothtosetasidetimeandenergytocompletetheworkattheMacDowellColony,seenotethatfollows.OurTownopenedonFebruary4,1938inNewYorkCityatHenryMiller'sTheatre,andlatermovedtotheMoroscoTheatre.TheywasproducedanddirectedbyJedHarris.ItwonthePulitzerPrizeforDramain1938.Monica:(entering)Hey!Chandler:Hey.Monica:(seeingthestackofnewspapers)OhmyGod!Lookatallthenewspapers!Itmustbeagoodreview!Isitgreat?!Ross:Monica:(reading)OhdearRoss:Butthegoodnewsis,nooneinatwo-blockradiuswilleverradiusnMonica:WhatabouttherestofManhattanreferstoboththeIslandandBoroughofManhattan,oneofthefiveboroughsofNewYorkCity.Manhattaniscoterminous(adj.相連的)withNewYorkCounty,whichisthemostdenselypopulatedcountyintheUnitedStates.Althoughitspopulationisthirdlargestofthefiveboroughs,afterBrooklynandQueens,andisgeographicallythesmallest,ManhattanistheboroughthatmanytouristsmostcloselyassociatewithNewYorkCity.Acommercial,financial,andculturalcenterofthecity,Manhattanhasmanyfamouslandmarks,touristattractions(n.旅游勝地),museumsanduniversities.ItisalsohometotheheadquartersoftheUnitedNationsandtheseatofcity ernment.Historically,itscommercialstreetshavebeencharacterizedbythousandsofuniqueanddiverseshops,thoughamorerecentinflux(n.流入)ofnationalchainshascausedittoincreasinglyresembleotherAmericancitiesandsuburbsatahigherdensity.ManhattanhasthelargestcentralbusinessdistrictintheUnitedStatesandisthesiteofmostofthecity'scorporateheadquarters,aswellasboththeNewYorkStockExchangeandNASDAQ.Ross:Yeah,theyallMonica:OhmyGod,thisishorrible!Chandler:I’msosorry.Monica:I’msohumiliatevtRachel:Yeahbuty’knowwhattheysayMon,"There’snosuchthingasbadpress."there’snosuchthingasbadpress<口>ItmeansthatbadpressisbetterthannopressatallMonica:Youdon’tthinkthatumm,(reading)"Thechef’sMahiMahiwasawfulawful,"isbadpress?MahiMahin.Rachel:Ididn’twriteMonica:Isheright?AmIreally—AmIAll:Joey:Yeah!YeahMonica!Youlistentome,okay?AndI’mnotjustsayingthisbecauseI’myourfriend,I’msayin’it‘causeit’sthetruth.Yourfoodisabysmal!Opening[Scene:RossandRachel's,it’slateatnight,Rachelissittingthecouchinthedarkwide-awakeasRosswalkstothelateatnightadv.在深夜/wide-awakeadj.完全清醒的[eg:Shewaswide-awakewhenIcamein]Rachel:Ross:(startlinghim)What?!What?Rachel:Iamfreakingout!Ross:AreRachel:Myduedateisinoneduedaten.Ross:WhatareyoungupadvRachel:ThatissevenRoss:Okaylook,IhadalotofwaterbeforeIwenttobed.CanwethisRachel:(interruptinghim)No-no-no-no-noRoss!Please,comeonwedonothaveanyofthebigstuffweneed!Wedonothaveachangingtable!Wedonothaveacrib!Wedonothaveadiaperservice!cribnRoss:It’sfunnyyoushouldmentiondiapers.Rachel:I’mserious.Ross:Okaylook,there’snothingtoworryabout.Wehaveplentyoftime.There’sagreatbabyfurniturestoreonwest10th.Tomorrow,wewillgothereandwewillgetyoueverythingthatyouneed.Okay?babyfurnitureRachel:Okay.Thankyou.That’sgreat.Thankyou.Wait-wait!Whereonwest10th?Becausethere’sthisreallycuteshoestorethathaslikethislittle…Ross:(interruptingher)Okay.Okay.Ifuh,ifyou’regonnadothis,thenI’mgonnadothat.(Pointstothebathroom.)So…(Startsforthebathroom.)Rachel:(stophim)Oh,waitRoss!I’msorry,onemorething!Ross:(annoyed)Yeah!Rachel:Umm,oursituation.Y’knowumm,whatwemeantoeachother.AndImeanwe-we’rehavingthisbabytogether,andwelivetogether.Isn’tthat,isn’tthatweird?Ross:(stunned)(thinks)WellRachel:I’mjustkidding!Youcangopee!(Hedoessoina[Scene:MonicaandChandler's,MonicaiscookingasChandlerlooksJoey:(entering)HeyuhMonica,Ican’tremember.Didwesayweweregonnameethereoratthemovies?Monica:Wesaidatthemovies,Joey:Okay,I’llseeyouthere.(Startstoleave)Monica:Joey!(Hereturns)Nowthatyou’reJoey:Sure,Icanhangout‘tilIhavetomeetya.(ToChandler)Whatuh—Howcomeyou’renotgoing?Chandler:Ican’t,IhaveajobinterviewIhavetogetreadyjobinterviewnJoey:IthoughtyoualreadyhaveaChandler:Andpeoplesayyoudon’tpayattention.No,thisisamuchbetterjob.It’svice-ofa thatdoesdatareconfigurationandstatisticalfactoringforothercompanies.vice-n.副副校長/datareconvfigurationn.數(shù)據(jù)重置/statisticaladj.統(tǒng)計(jì)的;統(tǒng)計(jì)學(xué)的[eg:Statisticaltechniquesareregularlyemployed]/factorvt.把...分解成把...作為因素計(jì)入Joey:Wow!Howdoyouknowhowtodothat?!Chandler:That’swhatIdonow.Monica:HeyJoey,cometastethis.Joey:Whatisit?Monica:Rememberthatguythatgavemeabadreview?Well…(Feedshimaspoonfulofwhatshe’scooking.)I’mgettingmyrevenge!getone’srevengev.為復(fù)Joey:YoucookedMonica:No.HeteachesacourseonfoodcriticismattheNewSchool,sobeforewegotothemoviesIwannagobythereandmakehimtrymybouillabaisseagain.Oh,IcannotwaittoreadthefrontpageofthePosttomorrow!"Restaurantrevieweradmits:Iwaswrongaboutreviewern.評(píng)論家批評(píng)家/TheNewSchool,previouslyknownasNewSchoolUniversity,isaninstitutionofhigherlearning(n.高等學(xué)校)inNewYorkCity.Some9,300studentsareenrolledingraduateandundergraduatedegreeprogramsinthesocialsciences,humanities(n.人文學(xué)科),public,design,andmusic.Theuniversitywasfoundedin1919astheNewSchoolforSocialResearchthroughthefinancialbackingofheiress(n.女性繼承人)DorothyPayneWhitney.ItsfoundersincludedthehistorianCharlesBeard,economistsThorsteinVeblenandJamesHarveyRobinson,andphilosopherJohnDewey.TheNewSchoolcomprisesanumberofacademicunits,includingbothtraditionalfacultiesandawell-knowninternationalthink ,theWorldInstitute.TheschoolislocatedaroundGreenwichVillageinLowerManhattan.ThecurrentoftheNewSchoolisformerSen.BobKerrey(D-NE).Kerreydrewsomepraiseforhisdecisivereorganizationoftheuniversity,aswellascensure(v.責(zé)難)forhissupportofthe2003invasionofIraq,generallyopposedbytheuniversity'straditionallyleft-wing(adj.左派的)faculty.In2004,KerreyappointedArjunAppaduraiasProvost(n.教務(wù)長).Appadurairesignedasprovostinearly2006,butretainsatenuredfacultypositionattheNewSchool.Chandler:Thefrontpage?Youreallydoliveinyourownlittleworld,don’tya?Joey:Ibettergettomymovie.Chandler:Oh,yeah.Joey:Youknow,IfI'mgoingtothemovieandyou'regoingtothemoviewhydon'twejustgotogether?How'sthatfordatareconfiguration,huh,Chand?[Scene:TheBabyFurnitureStore,RossandRachelarecheckingout.]Cashier:So,Myname'sKatieifthere'sanythingelseyouneed.cashiern.(RenaSofer(bornDecember2,1968isanAmericanactress.ShewasborntoanOrthodoxJewishrabbifatherandapsychologyteachermotherinArcadia,California,butsoonmovedtoPittsburgh,whereshewasraised,uponherparents'divorce.SoferisprobablybestknownforherroleasLoisCerulloonGeneralHospitalfrom1994to1996.ShewonaDaytimeEmmyAwardin1995for"OutstandingSupportingActressinaDramaSeries."Thatsameyear,shemarriedGHco-starWallyKurth.Inthefallof1996,sheaskedtheproducersofthesoapoperatoleavetheshowtobewithKurth;hercharacterleftPortCharlesforSanFrancisco.In1997,SoferandKurthdivorcedafterhavingsomeargumentswhileSoferleftGeneralHospital.Rachel:Oh,God,Idon'tknow.Iwant--Everythingissogreat,Ijustwanteverything.Oh,lookatthis.Weneedthis!Ross:Whatisit?Rachel:Idon'tknow.Ross:Haveyoueverhadtwopeoplewhoweren'twearingcrownsspendthismuchmoneyhere?crownn.王冠[eg:KingsandqueenswearcrownsatofficialCashier:Youhaveselectedalotofnicethings.Doyouuh,wantthesethingsdeliveredMr.andMrs.Geller?Rachel:Ross:Rachel:No-no-no!No,no,no,we’renotRoss:Wearehavingababytogether,butwe’renotinvolved.(Thecashier,averybeautifulwoman,looksconfused)Imean,uhwe-wewereseeingeachotherawhileago,butthenwewerejustfriends.Andthentherewasonedrunkennight.(Rachellooksathimangrily)Or,yesstranger,we’dlikethisdeliveredplease.beinvolvedCashier:Whydon’tyoufilloutthisaddresscard.(Handshimfilloutv.Ross:Oh,Cashier:Inoticeyoupickedoutalotofourdinosauritems.Rachel:Ohyeah!Actually,that’soneofthereasonswhywe’renotaRoss:Ichosethose,I’maCashier:Really?!ThatissoRachel:Oh.Ohyeah,don’tgettoworkedupoverit.Imeanit-itsoundslikehe’sadoctor,buthe’snot.don’tgettoworkedupoverit/workedupvCashier:Ohno-no,I’mfascinatedbypaleontology.HaveyoureadnewWalterAlvarezbefascinatedby著迷于…/WalterAlvarez:在陪購物時(shí)碰到了一個(gè)漂亮姑娘，這個(gè) ·斯(WalterAlvarez)的新作。是 口/WalterAlvarez(born1940),sonofNobelPrizewinningphysicist(n.物理學(xué)家)LuisAlvarez,isaprofessorintheEarthandnetary(adj.行星的)SciencedepartmentattheUniversityofCalifornia,Berkeley.AlvarezandhisfatherLuisAlvarezaremostwidelyknownfortheirdiscovery(withFrankAsaroandHelenMichel)thataclaylayer(n.粘土層)occurringrightattheCretaceous-Tertiary(n.白堊第三紀(jì))(K-T)boundarywashighlyenrichedintheelementiridium(<化>銥).Hisbook,T.RexandtheCraterofDoom,detailsthediscoveryoftheK-TextinctionRoss:Yeah!I-IteachitinmyRachel:OhmyGod!I’mstandingatacashregister,holdingacreditcard,andI’mbored.cashregistern.<Cashier:(lookingatthecompletedaddresscard)Oh,Iloveyourneighborhood.There’sagreatgymrightaroundthecornerfromyouraroundthecorneradv.Ross:That’smyCashier:Icanlyouworkout.(RossispleaseandRachellooksathimconfused.)Apaleontologistwhoworksout,you’relikenaJones.(Rachelhasadisbelievinglookonherface.)disbelievingadj.難以置信的/ naJones姑娘對(duì)也很喜歡，認(rèn)為他又是古生物學(xué) ·”，這是《奪寶奇兵》系列中的人物/Dr.Henry"na"Jones,Jr.,alsocalledIndy,isafictionalprofessor,archaeologist(n.考古學(xué)家),andadventurer(n.家)whoisthemainprotagonist[n.(戲劇故事小說中的)主角]ofthe1981adventurefilmRaidersoftheLostArkanditssequels,naJonesandtheTempleofDoomand naJonesandtheLastCrusade(n.十字軍東征).PortrayedbyHarrisonFord, naJonesisnotedforhistrademarkbullwhip[n.<美>(舊時(shí)趕?；蛏谟玫?粗而長的鞭],hisfedora(n.一種淺頂軟呢帽)hat,andhisextremefearofsnakes.YoungerversionsofthecharacterwerealsoyedbyRiverPhoenix(innaJonesandtheLastCrusade),andbyCoreyCarrierandSeanPatrickFlanery(inTheYoungnaJonesChronicles).AnolderversionofJones(atage93),yedbyGeorgeHall,alsoappearedinTheYoungnaJonesChronicles.naJonesisalsothegeneralnamegiventotheseriesasawhole,whichcomprisesthreefi,aTVseries,variousnovels,comics,games,andothermedia.Afilmhasalsobeenannouncedforalikely2008release.Ross:Iamlikena[Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeisthereasRachelenters.]Rachel:HiPheebs!Phoebe:Hey!Oh,howdidbabyshopRachel:Oh,itwasgreat!Wegoteverythingthatweneeded!OhandRoss,almostgotsomethingthatwasn’tonthelist.Awhore.Phoebe:Rachel:Well,wewerepayingforourstuffandthissaleswomanjuststartedflirtingwithhim.Canyoubelievethat?saleswomannPhoebe:Welldidsheknowyoutwoweren’tRachel:Phoebe:OhmyGod!Welltheideaofawomanflirtingwitha-withasingleman,we-wemustalertthechurchelders!alertvt.通知[eg:She'salertedmeforweekendduty]/churcheldern.教堂長老Rachel:Youdon’tunderstand!Youdidn’tseehowbrazenshewas.brazenadj.厚顏的不要臉的[eg:Howcanyoubelievesuchabrazenlie?]Phoebe:Soundslikeyou’realittleRachel:No!I’mnot!I-I-Ijustthinkit’swrong!It’s-it’sthatI’m—HereIamabouttopopandhe’soutpickingupsomeshopgirlatSluts-R-Us!Phoebe:Isthatarealce?(Rachel’sstunned)Aretheyhiring?Chandler:(entering)HeyPhoebe!(ToRachel)Fatty!fattynPhoebe:HeyChandler,whysoChandler:Well,Igotajobinterview.It’skindaabigdealtoo.It’salotmoremoneyandI’dbengdatareconfigurationandstatisticalfactoring.Phoebe:Wait,IthinkIknowsomeonewhodoesChandler:Me!Idothat.So…Seriously,doIlookokay?I’mRachel:Ohyeah!Youreally—Youlookgreat.Phoebe:Yeah,justdon’tgetyourhopesup.don’tgetyourhopesup不要抱太大期望Chandler:WhyPhoebe:Well,theChandler:WhataboutPhoebe:Y’know!Youdon’tmakeaverygoodfirstimpression.Chandler:(shocked)What?!Phoebe:Ohyoudon’tChandler:AreyouPhoebe:Yes,whenIfirstmetyou,youwerelike,"Blah,blah,blah."Iwaslike,shhh!Chandler:WhatisitthatIPhoebe:Wellit’sjustlikeyou’retryingtoohard.Alwaysjokes,y’know,youjust—Youcomeoffalittlecomeoffv.表現(xiàn)[eg:Shecameoffwellinthecontest]/needyadj.Wantingorneedingaffection,attention,orreassurance,especiallytoanexcessivedegreeChandler:(ToRachel)DidyoulikemewhenwefirstRachel:Chandler,I’mnotgonnalietoya,butIamgonnarunawayfromyou.(Getsupandhurriesout.)runawayfromsbChandler:She'sputonsomuch[Scene:TheNewSchool,Monica,carryingherdish,andJoeyareconfrontingthefoodcritic.]criticMonica:Thereheis.ThatsmugsmugadjTheFoodCritic:Okay,class.We'llseeyounextMonica:Thereheis.Hi!Umm,I’mMonicaGeller,I’mthechefTheFoodCritic:Monica:Ithinkthethingsthatyousaidaboutmearereallyunfair,andIwouldlikeforyoutogivemybouillabaisseanotherchance.TheFoodCritic:Idon’tseeanyreasonwhyIwoulddothattomyselfagain.Joey:Eithereatit,orbeinMonica:Spoon?(Handshimoneandhetastesit.)So,whatdoyouTheFoodCritic:I’mtorn,betweenmyintegrityandmydesiretoavoidabeating.ButImustbehonest,yoursoapisabysmal.(Throwsdownthespoonandwalksout.)tearvt.使使精神不安折磨(+between)[eg:HewastornbyJoey:Thatagirl!Huh?Weshouldgetoutofhere;there’saclasscomin’in.(Theystarttoleave.)TheCookingTeacher: etointroductiontocooking.Now,beforewestart,cananyonelmethedifferencebetweenahollandaisesauceandabearnaisesauce?(Noonecan.)hollandaisesaucenBearnaisesauce<法>沙Monica:ITheCookingTeacher:Okay,goMonica:Wellumm,theybothhaveaeggyolkandbutterbase,butabearnaisehasshallots,shirvel,andmostimportantlytarragon.eggyolkn.蛋黃/basen.BearnaisenBearnaisesauce)/shallotn.蔥/tarragon<植>龍蒿(艾的一種其葉可做調(diào)味香料)TheCookingTeacher:That’sverygood,what’syourMonica:TheCookingTeacher:Monica,yougototheheadoftheclass.Monica:Okay.(Doesso.)[Scene:RossandRachel's,RossandRachelareunpackingandsettinguptheirnewpurchases.]purchasen.所購之物[eg:HefilledthecarwithhisRachel:Allthisstufftakesupalotofroom.Heyhowuh,howseriousareyouaboutkeeBeninyourlife?Ross:Myson?Prettyserious.(There’saknockonthedoorandRossanswersit.)OhheyKatie!(Thecashierfrombefore)Whatuh,whatareyounghere?Katie:Well,thedeliverywentouttoyouandIrealizedtheyforgotthis.(Ablanket.)Ross:Ah,must’vebeenfairlyobvioussinceitwastheonlythingleftinyourstore.Katie:Listen,tobehonest,homedeliveriesaren’treallyapartofmyjobdescription.Ross:Oh.(ReachesintohispocketforsomemoneyasRachelentersthelivingroomandwatchesholdingtwostuffeddinosaurs.)Katie:Ohuh…IactuallycameheretoaskyouRoss:Oh!Wow!Uh,yeah!Thatsoundsgreat.I’mjustgonnaputthis(Themoney)backinmypocket,pretendthatdidn’thappen.Uhyeah,actuallyI’mnow.Doyouwannagrabsomecoffeeor…Katie:Rachel:Hornybitch.(Theybothlookather,pretendingthatthedinosaursshe’sholdingarearguing.)No!You’reahornybitch!Noooo!You’rethehornybitch!No!You’reahornybitch!horny<俚>TurnedonCommercial[Scene:RossandRachel's,frombefore.]Rachel:Soyouguysgo,haveareallygoodtime.Ross:(ToKatie)Yeah,I’mjustgonnagrabmycoat.Anduh,andmywhip.(Katielooksworried.)Y’knowbecauseofthenaJones?(Katielaughs)Not-notbecauseI’m-I’mintoS&M.(Katie’sworriedagain.)I’mnot-I’mnotintoanythingweird.Y’know?Just-just .(Katieis fortable.)So,I’mgonnagrabmycoat.(Doesso,leavingKatieandRachelalone.)s&mabbr=sadismandmasochismRachel:So,youhadagooddayhuh?Bigcommission;pickedupacommissionn.傭金[eg:Hegetsa10%commissiononeverythingheKatie:AreyouokaywithRachel:Ohyeah!Yeahplease,youguyshavefun.Katie:Okay.Itwasnicetoseeyou.Rachel:Ohanditwasgreattoseeyoutoo.Andyoulookfantastic,althoughyoumissedabutton.Katie:Ohumm,actuallyIRachel:Ohokay,Iseewhatyou’reng[Scene:MonicaandChandler's,ChandlerandPhoebeareChandler:Ican’tevenbelievethis!IreallycomeoffthatPhoebe:Oh!It’sokay,youcalmdownafterawhileandthenpeoplecanseehowreallysweetandwonderfulyoureallyare.Chandler:Ohgood.Good,becauseI’msurethisinterviewislastacoupleofPhoebe:Allright,don’tfreakout!Okay?I-Iwillhelpyou.Howlongbeforeyouhavetoleave?Chandler:Anhour.Phoebe:Ican’thelpyou.Chandler:Phoebe!Phoebe:Allright,allright,we’lljustdoourbest.Okay?Solet’ssayI’mtheinterviewerandI’mmeetingyouforthefirsttime.Okay."Hi!Comeonin,I’muh,ReginaPhilange."interviewernChandler:ChandlerPhoebe:Bing,whatanunusualChandler:Wellyoushouldmeetmyuncle,Bada.(Pause)I’llmyselfTheBadaBing!(akatheBadaBingorTheBing)isafictionalgo-go(adj.的)barfromtheHBOdramaevisionseriesTheSopranos(n.黑道).AllinteriorandexteriorshotsoftheBadaBingarefilmedonlocationatSatinDolls,anactualgo-gobarinLodi,NewJersey.TheBingisownedandchieflyoperatedbySilvioDante,TonySoprano'sconsigliere.Tony'sofficeisinthebackroom(s)oftheBing,andtheSopranoFamilyoftenconductsbusinesseitherintheBingorthesebackroom(s).[Scene:TheCookingClass,Joeyistryingtocookastheteacherwalksovertohim.]Joey:TheCookingTeacher:YourFettuccineAlfredolooksalittledry,didyouuseallyourcheese?FettuccineJoey:Whenyousayused,doyoumeaneatasapre-cookingpre-cookingsnacknTheCookingTeacher:Andthecream?Joey:Cheesemakesmethirsty.thirstyadj.口渴的TheCookingTeacher:Okay.Let’smoveJoey:AllTheCookingTeacher:(ToMonica)Oh!SomethingsmellsgoodoveratMonica’sstation!(ShetriesMonica’sfettuccine.)OhmyGod!Thisisabsoluyamazing!You’venevermadethisbefore?Monica:Ohno!Idon’tknowanythingaboutcooking.Ihadtoasksomeonewhatit’scalledwhenthe,whenthewatermakesthoselittleTheCookingTeacher:Well,hatsofftothehatofftoMonica:I-I-I’msorry,your-yourmouthwasfull,Ididn’thearyousaid.Umm,hatsofftowhonow?TheCookingTeacher:Thechef!Monica:That’s[Scene:MonicaandChandler's,ChandlerandPhoebearestillworkingonhisinterviewingtechniques.]Chandler:…Ithinkyou’llfindifIcometoworkhere,Imicro-manage.Idon’tshyawayfrommicro-managevshyawayfromv./delegatev.授(權(quán))把...委托給(+to)[eg:ThedirectordelegatedalltheroutineworktohisexecutivePhoebe:Um-hmm,that’sgoodtoknow.Butlet’sstopfocusingonwhatyoudon’tdo,andstartfocusingonwhatyoudodo.Chandler:(suppressingas)WhatIdodo…ismanagetouh,createanatmosphereofsupportforthepeopleworkingwithme.suppressvt.Phoebe:Isee.Nicesidesteponthedodothingbythesidestepv.n.回避規(guī)避(問題、人等)[eg:Thespeakerside-steppedsomemajorChandler:HardestthingI’veeverdoneinmyPhoebe:Yougottago!Chandler:Oh!(Standsup.)Phoebe:Okay,don’tworry.You’reChandler:Phoebe:Absoluy!JustfightallyournaturalinstinctsandbenaturalinstinctsnChandler:[Scene:TheCookingClass,everyonehasfinishedbakingabatchofsandtheteacherisgoingaroundtastingthem.]Joey:Monica,checktheseout.Monica:Thoselooklikes.Joey:Iknow,yeah.AndImadethemallbymyself.Imixedtheingredients,Iputthemintheoven,Itookthemout.Granted,Ishouldhaveusedtheovenmitts,butstill.ingredientn.(烹調(diào)的)原料[eg:Whataretheingredientsofthecake]/grantedconj.假定就算[eg:Grantedthatyouarecorrect,youmayfindithardtoproveyourpoint]ovenTheCookingTeacher:AhMonica,mystarMonica:Y’know,youcalledmethatbeforesoI-Itookthelibertyoffashioningastaroutofaluminumfoil.Now,nopressure,youlikemys,yougivemethestar.(Handsittoher.)takethelibertyofngsthv.(沒有征求你的同意)冒昧地做某事(請(qǐng)見諒很抱歉)[但其實(shí)并沒有真的讓對(duì)方原諒的意思,因?yàn)樽龅氖钦J(rèn)為自己對(duì)的事情)[eg:ItookthelibertyofinvitingJohntoourparty.Ihopethat'sokay]/libertyn.失禮 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onmy ’stransitionfromtheKL-5toGR-6system.Thepoint isresponsibleforsettingupandannouncingmeetingsandhelnewpeople einvolvedintheprojecttheyareworkingonn.PMTheInterviewer:Youmust’vehadyourhandshaveone'shandsfullv.Chandler:ThatIdid.ThatITheInterviewer:Solet’stalkalittlebitaboutyourChandler:(nervous)Myduties?(Tryingnottocrackajoke)AllcrackajokevTheInterviewer:Nowyou’llbeheadingawholedivision,sohavealotofChandler:(tryingnottolaugh)ITheInterviewer:Butthere’llbeperhaps30peopleunderyousoyoucandumpacertainamountonthem.Chandler:(reallytrynottolaugh)GoodtoTheInterviewer:Wecangointogointodetailv.Chandler:Nodon’tIbegofTheInterviewer:Allrightthen,we’llhaveadefiniteanswerforyouonMonday,butIthinkIcansaywithsomeconfidence,you’llfitinwellhere.Chandler:(relieved)TheInterviewer:Absoluy.(Theywalktothedoor.)Youcanrelax;youdidgreat.Chandler:YeahIgottasaythankyou,Iwasreallynervous.Y’knowI’vebeentoldIcomeontoostrong,maketoomanyjokes,andthenitwasreallyhardtosidestepthatdutything.(Theinterviewerdoesn’tunderstand)Duties.(Stilldoesn’t.)Duties!(Stilldoesn’t.)Poo.(Stilldoesn’t.)poon.TheInterviewer:Chandler:OhmyGodthisdoesn’tcount!Okay?Theinterviewwasover,thatwastherealChandlerBinginthere,thisisjustsomecrazyguyoutinthehall!Callsecurity!There’sacrazyguyoutinthehall!TheInterviewer:Chandler:I’lllookforwardtoyourcall.(Walksaway.)[Scene:RossandRachel's,Rossisreturningfromhisdate.]Ross:Hey.Rachel:Hi!You’rebackfromyourdate!Ross:Howareyou?Rachel:I’mfine,butthat’snotimportant.What’simportanthowwasRoss:Uhh,itwasfun.We,wejusthadRachel:Ohuh-huh,uh-huh,coffee,alittlerub-rub-rubundertheRoss:What’suh,what’sgoingon?Doyounot,doyounotRachel:No!No,she’s—Shewasnice.Imean,she’salittlebutwhoRoss:IlikedRachel:OfcourseyoudidRoss,youwoulddateagorillaifitcalledyounaJones!gorillan.Ross:Didyougetlikeafreshbatchofpregnancyhormonesafreshbatchof一團(tuán)新鮮/pregnancyhormonen.妊娠Rachel:No!It’sjustthat,Katebotheredme.Ross:Why?Whatwaswrongwithher?Rachel:Therewasnothingwrongwithher!Allright?SheperfectlyRoss:Okay,sowhat’stheRachel:Idon’twantyoutodateRoss:(laughs)Why?What,whatareyouRachel:Yes!AndnotbecauseIwantyoutogooutwithme,butbecauseIdon’twantyoutogooutwithanybody!Okay?Iknowit’saterriblethingtoeventhinkthis,andit’scompleyinappropriate,butIwantyoutobeatmyconstantbeckandcall,24hoursaday!I’mverysorry,butthatisjustthewaythatIfeel.becknatone’sbeckandcllTobeentirlysubservent[aj.tosomene;tobersponive(adjtoomeon'sslightetreqestcal”14beck”andcalbck”“becon”ckon）tosinalilently,byanodormotinofhehandorfinge,indcatingareuestrcomand“beckandall14（beck）bckonndcal”際情況不是這樣。“beckandcall”最早的文字記錄出現(xiàn)在1875年McLaren所寫的Sermons一書中：“Christ'sloveisnotatthebeckandcallofourfluctuatingaffectio