查理二世諷刺詩翻譯

.EpigramonCharlesII/GodblessourgoodandgraciousKing查理二世墓志銘/吾王圣德福天賜HereliesagreatandmightyKing,

Whosepromisenonereliedon;

Heneversaidafoolishthing,Noreverdidawiseone.吾王威武葬于此，無人曾把他指望；金口不曾吐愚詞，生平未見有智舉。GodblessourgoodandgraciousKing,Whosepromisenonerelieson;Whoneversaidafoolishthing,Noreverdidawiseone.吾王圣德福天賜，無人曾把他指望；金口不曾吐愚詞，生平未見有智舉。17.ASatyronCharlesII查理二世諷刺詩Inth'isleofBritain,longsincefamousgrown壯哉英倫島，素來享盛名

ForbreedingthebestcuntsinChristendom,上帝轄域內(nèi)就屬此地最產(chǎn)蕩婦，

Therereigns,andoh!longmayhereignandthrive,此地有一王——愿他王位安穩(wěn)長(zhǎng)久，

TheeasiestKingandbest-bredmanalive.治國逍遙至極，血統(tǒng)尊貴無匹。

Himnoambitionmovestogetrenown[5]他無雄心來把聲名遠(yuǎn)揚(yáng)

LiketheFrenchfool,thatwandersupanddown不似那法國蠢皇帝，征戰(zhàn)四方

Starvinghispeople,hazardinghiscrown.使餓殍遍野，朝綱動(dòng)蕩。

Peaceishisaim,hisgentlenessissuch,他屬意和平，溫順非常，

Andloveheloves,forhelovesfuckingmuch.他愛他所愛，他所愛甚多。Norarehishighdesiresabovehisstrength:[10]他欲求既高，能力更強(qiáng)：

Hisscepterandhisprickareofalength;他的陽物同權(quán)杖一般長(zhǎng)；

Andshemayswaytheonewhoplayswithth'other,女人通過滿足前者便能擺布后者，

Andmakehimlittlewiserthanhisbrother.這使他比他那兄弟更昏庸。

PoorPrince!thyprick,likethybuffoonsatCourt,可憐吾王！他的陽物恰似那些滑稽的朝臣，

Willgoverntheebecauseitmakestheesport.挾他行事，使他淪為笑柄。[15]

'Tissurethesauciestprickthate'erdidswive,古往今來這尊陽物無疑最為體面，

Theproudest,peremptoriestprickalive.光榮至極，霸道無限。

Thoughsafety,law,religion,lifelayon't,安全、法律、宗教、人命全然不顧，

'Twouldbreakthroughalltomakeitswaytocunt.披荊斬棘沖向女人私處。

Restlessherollsaboutfromwhoretowhore,[20]樂此不疲從一個(gè)蕩婦輾轉(zhuǎn)到另一個(gè)蕩婦，

Amerrymonarch,scandalousandpoor.好一個(gè)歡樂王，可恥又可惡。ToCarwell,themostdearofallhisdears,卡薇兒，這女人是他愛中之最，Thebestreliefofhisdecliningyears,是他窮困潦倒時(shí)的心靈寬慰，

Ofthebewailshisfortune,andherfate:他常哀嘆二人命途多舛：Tolovesowell,andbebelovedsolate.[25]嘆一對(duì)恩愛鴛鴦相戀太晚Forthoughinherhesettleswellhistarse,他的陽物雖與她契合甚好，

Yethisdull,gracelessbollockshanganarse.睪丸卻無精打采得趣頗少。

Thisyou'dbelieve,hadIbuttimetotellye若我有暇說與你聽，你便會(huì)知曉

Thepainsitcoststopoor,laboriousNelly,這給他可憐的奈莉帶來多少疲乏苦痛，

Whilstsheemployshands,fingers,mouth,andthighs,[30]她須得掌、指、嘴、腿用透，

Ereshecanraisethemembersheenjoys.才能使他勃起，好叫她享受。

AllmonarchsIhate,andthethronestheysiton,我恨一切君主，恨他們的王座，

FromthehectorofFrancetothecullyofBritain.不論那個(gè)法國暴君，還是這個(gè)英國傻貨。NotesTheFrenchfoolLouisXIV.PeaceishisaimCharlesIIhadjustnegotiatedapeaceaftertheThirdDutchWar.OfalengthOfthesamelength.BrotherCharlesII'sbrotherwasJames,theDukeofYork,laterKingJamesII.Swive"Fuck."Peremptory"Dictatorial"or"commanding."CarwellLouisedeKeroualle,theDuchessofPortsmouth.ShewasoneofCharles'sfavoritemistresses.Tarse"Dick."Bollocks"Balls."Hanganarse"Avulgarphrase,signifyingtobetardy,sluggish,ordilatory"(Johnson).ArseisstillthecommonBritishspellingforassinthesenseof"buttocks";it'svulgar,andnotaeuphemismasitisinAmerica.NellyNellGwyn,Charles'smostfamousmistress.Hector"Abully;ablustering,turbulent,pervicacious,noisyfellow"(Johnson).Cully"Amandeceivedorimposedupon;as,bysharpersorastrumpet"(Johnson).Satyr諷刺詩…Andhonesty'sagainstallcommonsense:誠實(shí)為一切常識(shí)所不忍：Menmustbeknaves,'tisintheirowndefence.[160]人需習(xí)得無賴之術(shù)，好保護(hù)自身。Mankind'sdishonest;ifyouthinkitfair世人皆詭詐；奸人成眾Amongknowncheatstoplayuponthesquare,若獨(dú)你不?；ㄕ校€不覺不公，You'llbeundone.則必將萬劫不復(fù)。Norcanweaktruthyourreputationsave:你亦清名難保，因世道已黑白顛倒：Theknaveswillallagreetocallyouknave.[165]惡人皆贊同稱你為惡人。Wrongedshallhelive,insultedo'er,oppressed,若你膽敢不比周遭人更壞，Whodaresbelessavillainthantherest.就會(huì)慘遭冤枉、欺辱、迫害。Thussir,youseewhathumannaturecraves:故而，看官，你已明白人之天性：Mostmenarecowards,allmenshouldbeknaves.人多為懦夫，人皆需習(xí)得無賴之術(shù)。Thedifferencelies,asfarasIcansee,[170]；人與人之區(qū)別，就我看來，Notinthethingitself,butthedegree,不在于質(zhì)，而在于度Andallthesubjectmatterofdebate一切爭(zhēng)論無非為了決斷出Isonly:Who'saknaveofthefirstrate?誰是惡徒中的頭等惡徒AllthiswithindignationhaveIhurled我怒火滔滔Atthepretendingpartoftheproudworld,[175]嘆這華而不實(shí)的世間充斥多少Who,swollenwithselfishvanity,devise自私虛榮之徒，他們Falsefreedoms,holycheats,andformallies編織出種種虛假的自由、神圣的騙局、正經(jīng)的謊言，Overtheirfellowslavestotyrannize.把同胞當(dāng)奴隸來殘酷壓榨。ButifinCourtsojustamantherebe愿朝中公平正義之士尚存(InCourt,ajustman,yetunknowntome)[180]（朝中哪有如此之人！我尚未耳聞）Whodoeshisneedfulflatterydirect,在不得已之時(shí)他亦懂得奉承，Nottooppressandruin,butprotect并非為了壓榨損毀他人，而是為了保護(hù)自身(Sinceflattery,whichwaysoeverlaid,因?yàn)椴徽摲畛心軗Q來何種好處，Isstillataxonthatunhappytrade);要說出口總叫人有些負(fù)擔(dān)）；Ifsouprightastatesmanyoucanfind,[185]愿你尚能找見一位正直朝臣Whosepassionsbendtohisunbiasedmind,他心存公道，足以抵抗私欲，Whodoeshisartsandpoliciesapply他操縱權(quán)術(shù)Toraisehiscountry,nothisfamily,不為中飽私囊，而為匡扶朝政，Nor,whilsthisprideownedavaricewithstands,17對(duì)于世人習(xí)以為常的貪婪，他潔身自好，Receivesclosebribesthroughfriends'corruptedhands—[190]拒絕哪怕近友用骯臟雙手奉上的賄賂 IsthereachurchmanwhoonGodrelies;愿仍有牧師信奉上帝，Whoselife,hisfaithanddoctrinejustifies?遵循信仰和教義而生。Notoneblownupwithvainprelaticpride,他不因身份高貴而得意洋洋，Who,forreproofofsins,doesmanderide;亦不在斥責(zé)他人罪行時(shí)夾雜諷刺；Whoseenviousheartmakespreachingapretense,[195]更不因心懷嫉妒便鼓吹謠言，Withhisobstreperous,saucyeloquence,夸夸其談，天花亂墜，Tochideatkings,andrailatmenofsense;訓(xùn)斥諸王，責(zé)罵智者；Noneofthatsensualtribewhosetalentslie他絕非聲色犬馬之徒：Inavarice,pride,sloth,andgluttony;那等人將才華傾灑在貪婪、自負(fù)、懶惰、暴食上，Whohuntgoodlivings,butabhorgoodlives;[200]追求優(yōu)渥放蕩的生活，Whoselustexaltedtothatheightarrives性欲膨脹，一觸即發(fā)，Theyactadulterywiththeirownwives,他們同妻子縱欲，Andereascoreofyearscompletedbe,不消二十年，Canfromtheloftypulpitproudlysee從高高布道壇向下俯視，Halfalargeparishtheirownprogeny;[205]便發(fā)現(xiàn)偌大教區(qū)里半數(shù)乃自家子孫，還引以為豪。Nordotingbishop,whowouldbeadored他不似那些昏聵主教，因在會(huì)議桌前盛氣凌人，F(xiàn)ordomineeringatthecouncilboard,而備受敬仰。Agreaterfopinbusinessatfourscore,那些八十歲的老“花花公子”Fonderofseriousto