英語搞笑話劇劇本(四人)

英語搞笑話劇劇本(四人)英語搞笑話劇劇本(四人)英語搞笑話劇劇本(四人)xxx公司英語搞笑話劇劇本(四人)文件編號：文件日期：修訂次數(shù)：第1.0次更改批準審核制定方案設(shè)計，管理制度甲:Hello,everyone,haveyoueverseenthemovie<Avatar>

Yeah,youareright,I'mthedirector--CameronDiaz,applaud,thankyou....Recently,Iwilldirectanewmoviecalled<Avatar2>,today,therewillbeaauditionandIwillselectthreeactresseswhocangetthechancetoperforminthisfilmwithfamousactress---AnneHathaway,OK,let'sbegin.Atfirst,talentshow,numberone,let'swelcome.

乙:(風(fēng)情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybodyknowsme,rightYeah,I'mNicoleKidman,openyoureyesasbigasyoucanandholdyourbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbecrazyaboutit,(打個響指)comesomemusic.(搞笑舞,自由發(fā)揮).(跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕),thankyou,(面向?qū)а?,honey,isitawonderfulperformance甲:(作目瞪口呆狀),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh,darling,areyouOk?

甲:eh...mygod,haveyouusesomestimulantdrugsthismorning,youmakemynervesnervous.Getout,nextone.乙:ohno...sweet,youbreakmyheart...(掩面離去)丙:ohitseemstobeserious.Godblessme(畫個十字架,鎮(zhèn)定地走到甲面前,伸出手),nicetomeetyou,director.甲:(與之握手),nicetomeetyoutoo,so,introduceyourselfplease.丙:I'mCelineDion,youknow,Idon'thavetoomanyachievements,IjustwonfiveGrammyawards,12WorldMusicAwards,7AmericanMusicAwards,21JunoAwardsand(做沉思狀)oh,Iforgetit,aOscarAward,(同學(xué)鼓掌,乙作安撫狀),oh,calmdown,calmdown,it'sjustapieceofcakeforme,youknow,I....甲:ok,stop,timeislimited,justbegin丙:OK!!!I'llusemyfirstsignaturesongtoconqueryou--myheartwillgoon,justenjoyit.near,far,whereveryouare

ibelievethattheheartdoesgoon

oncemore,youopenedthedoor(甲stopstop,丙不理,繼續(xù)作深情狀)

andyou'rehereinmyheart,

andmyheartwillgoonandon.甲:guard,guard,help,dragthismadwomanout.Oh,I'mdying,hopethenextonewillgivemeasurprise丁:(對著乙的背影,沉思狀)tobe,ornottobe,it'saquestion!(走到甲面前牽起她的手做親吻狀),I'mgladtoseeyou,mydearprincess.甲(做嬌羞狀):oh,it'sreallyabigsurprise,sowhat'syourname?

丁:MynameOh,waitaminute.DoyouknowTrishRegan(甲,白癡的搖頭),eh..,it'sok,thenhowaboutRobinMeade(搖頭),andMelissaTheuriau(搖頭),(丁,情緒激動),youknownothing,howcanyousitinhere.甲(指門,氣憤狀),youyouyou.....丁:okok,itdoesn'tmatter,youneedn'tlearnaboutthem,butyoumustknowme,themostfamoushostesswhowillcatchupwiththosepersonandbecomethegreatestpoet---oprah!甲:Idon'tcarewhoyouare,justshowmeyourtalent.丁:ok,listen,onepoem,Ihavehadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.It’sthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!甲(起雞皮疙瘩狀):oh,Ican'tstand,showyouthedoor,丁(轉(zhuǎn)身離開,繼續(xù)臺詞):Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis(回頭,對甲)10thousandyears.甲:oh,it'sreallyaterrible,awful,horribleday,whyitissuchdifficulttofindanexcellentactress.Oh,I'mdying,youthree,comehere,三人跑進來,乙嫵媚狀:honey,youlikemydance,right?

丙鎮(zhèn)靜狀:director,youlikemysinging,right?

丁深情狀:princess,youlikemypoet,right?

三人同聲:wearepast,right?甲:eh..Thankyouforyoureh..Wonderfulperformance,but,I'msorrytotellyou....(接電話)What

Nobodycomeshereexcepttheythree,oh...god.(掛電話,低頭),youthree,(抬頭),pass!

三人歡呼,說:wemakeit,wearesuperstar!乙(甜蜜狀):that'sverys