內容筆記-婚禮

TheOneWithPhoebe's1012因為繼父不能來參加婚禮，菲比請喬伊牽著手帶她走過長廊。彩排時，菲比受不了莫妮卡對她呵來喚去，指手畫腳，把總策劃給撤了喬伊以菲比父親的，兩次找邁克談話10.12TheOneWithPhoebe'sPhoebe'sstepdadcan'tcometothewedding,sosheasksJoeytowalkherdowntheheplaystheoverprotectivefatherfigurealittletooPhoebeisdrivencrazybyherweddingplanner--Monica.ChandlerandRossrealizetheyaren'tinthewedding.Whenoneofthegroomsmendropsout(v.theycompeteforthe[Scene:CentralPerk.Joey'ssittingonthecouchandPhoebeenters.]Phoebe:Oh,heyJoey.Joey:Uh,Phoebe:Listen,Ineedtoaskyousomething.Ok,youknowhowmystepdad'sinprison.Joey:(afraid)Phoebe:Yeah.Well,uhm...listenhewassupposedtogetaweekendfurlough,sohe'dcometotheweddingtomorrow,buthejustcalledand...uhm...well,apparentlystabbingIcemanintheexerciseyardjustcouldn'twaittillMonday.furloughn.(等的)休假/icemann.送冰exerciseJoey:Sohecan'tPhoebe:No,andsothere'snoonetowalkmedowntheaisleand...well,Iwouldjustreallyloveitifyouwouldt.Joey:Phoebe:Yeah,you've...youknow,sortofbeenlikeadadtome.Imean,you'vealways,youknow,lookedoutformeandsharedyourwisdom...Joey:Iampretty whoisverywiseissaidtobeveryPhoebe:So...whatdoyouJoey:Areyoukidding?Phoebe,Iwouldbehonored.(theyPhoebe:Oh,thankyou.Ihope...Ihopeyouknowhowmuchyoumeantosayingit)Idon'twantyoutoseeyourfathercry,GOTOYOURROOM!OPENINGbringsacoffeeandPhoebewantstopay.]Phoebe:Joey:Ohno,no,no,letyourdadgetPhoebe:(hermobilephonerings)Oh,it'smyweddingplanner.She'shalibut.,sosalmon,eitherway.Idon't-Idon't...itdoesn'tmattertome!halibutMonica:(sheenterswithaheadsetonandshe'sspeakingintothemicrophone)Well,itmatterstome!headsetnPhoebe:Well,Idon'tcare,soyouMonica:Didyoujusthunguponme?(shehangsuptoo),look,Ineedyouattherehearsaldinnertonightat1800hours.Phoebe:Uh-uh.Ok.WhattimeisMonica:Youdon'tknowmilitaryThe24-hourclockisaconventionoftimekeeinwhichthedayrunsfrommidnighttomidnightandisdividedinto24hours,numberedfrom0to23.Thissystemisthemostcommonlyusedtimenotationintheworldtoday.The12-hourclockisdominantinsteadinahandfulofcountries,particularlytheUnitedStatesandCanada(exceptQuebec).24-hournotationisintheUSandCanadaalsoreferredtoasmilitarytimeorastronomical(adj.天文學的)time,andinAustral armytime.Insomepartsoftheworld,itiscalledrailwaytime.Itisalsotheinternationalstandardnotationoftime(ISOMonica:Justsubtracttwelve.subtractvPhoebe:Ok,so...1800minustwelveis...onethousand,sevenhundredMonica:(screaming)SixPhoebe:Monica:Ok.Holdon.(hermobilephonerings)Gellerhere!No!Isaidithastobethereby4o'clock.Goodbye.(shehangsup)Oh,howharditistomakeanicesculpture?icesculpturenPhoebe:Icesculpture?Thatsoundsreallyfancy!ItoldyouIjustasimpleMonica:Please...honey,leavethedetailstome.NowIwannamakethisshouldwearwhite.harpistn.Phoebe:Whatharpist?MyfriendMarjorieisplayingthesteelsteelMonica:Ooh...shebackedbackoutvPhoebe:Shedid?Monica:Imadeher.(Phoebelooksshocked)Steeldrumsdon'treallysay"elegantwedding".NordoesMarjorie'soverwhelmingscent.Phoebe:(lookingangry)Hey!Shewillshowerwhenisn.[Scene:Theweddingrehearsaldinner.]Chandler:Hey!Phoebe:Chandler:Youlookgreat.I'msogladwe'rehavingthisrehearsaldinner,youknow,IsorarelygettopracticemymealsbeforeIeatthem.Phoebe:Okay,whatdidwesaywasyouronegifttoChandler:Nostupidjokes.Ithoughtthatwasfortheactualwedding.Phoebe:Rehearseit!rehearsevt[eg:TheyarerehearsinganewRoss:Hi!(hekissesPhoebe)Mike:Thanksforcomingyouguys.hey,oh...I...Iwas-Iwasgoingforahandshake.Mike:Isthatwhyyourhandispressedagainstmycrotch?Ross:Thatiswhy!Mike:Yeah.Phoebe:SoRach.Rachel:Yeah.Phoebe:WhereisRachel:Oh,Monicamademesendhertomymother's.Apparentlybabiesandweddingsdon'tmix.Monica:(coming)Areyoustillcryingaboutyourdamnbaby?Pheebs,yougottakeepthelinemoving,remember,20secondsper.Yourseetheseclownsallthetime!(shetakesoff)Joey:Hey,you'reMike'sparents,right?Mike'smother:Yes,weare.Joey:Ah,ourlittleonesaregrowingupfast,littleonesnMike'sfather:How'sJoey:Youknow,ontheonehandyou'rehappyforthem,butontheotherhandit'shardtoletgo.Mike'sfather:WhoinGod'snameareJoey:Hey,I'mnotthatfondofyoueither,okbuddy?ButI'mjusttryingtobeniceforthekids!(CuttoRoss,Chandlerandwe'rengintheweddingtomorrow.Ross:Yeah,Ithoughtwe'dbegroomsmen,butwouldn'ttheyhaveaskedusbynow?Whendidtheyaskyoutobetheirbridesmaid?groomsmann.男儐相/bridesmaidn.Rachel:Uh...Ross:Iwannasayit'snotlookinggood.Rachel:HeyPheebs...Phoebe:What'sRachel:Uhm...youhaven'ttoldtheseguyswhatthey'rengintheweddingyet.Chandler:Phoebe:Uhm...well,they'renotintheRoss:What?(RossandChandlerdon'tknowwhattosay,sothere'sanembarrassinglongpause)Rachel:Well,thisisreallyawkward(staringatthefloor)Oh,andIPhoebe:I'msorryyouguysbut,youknow,Mike'sgothisbrotherandhisfriendsfromschoolso...youknow,youwere,youwere...ifithelps,youwerenextinline,youjust,youjustmissedthecut.miss(the)cut<俚>somebodywhoreallyscrewedupbasedonaprofessionalgolferwhogetscutfromthefieldafter36holes[eg:Mastersmaymissthecut]/正式的比為此需要根據(jù)前兩場的成績確定一個晉級線，例如-25cutlinemisscutmakecut。對于職業(yè)球手而言，能在比missRoss:Oh,Chandler:Thisislikefigureskatingteamalloveragain.(PhoebeandRossglareathimastonished)Imeansynchronizedswimming.(theycontinuetoglare)Imean-Imeanthebalancebeam.(toRoss)Helpme!figureskatingn.花樣滑冰/alloveragainadv.figureskatingsynchronizedswimmingn.balancebeamnRoss:Chandler:Thankhasporkinit.spitoutv.吐出/porkPhoebe:Oh!Ithoughtthepotstickersweresupposedtobepotstickern.鍋貼/vegetarianadj.Monica:Yeah,Ichangedthem.I,Isentyouafaxaboutit!Phoebe:Idon'thaveafaxmachine.faxmachinen.Monica:Ah,wellthentherearegonnabeafewwellthenadv.Ross:Ican'tbelievewe'regonnabetheonlypeoplethataren'tinthisChandler:Iknow,IhatebeingleftoutofRoss:Andit'sawedding!It'dbeweirdifI'mnotinit...Mike:Heyguys,howisitgoing?Chandler:Fine.We'rejustsittinghere.Alone.ngnothing.It'srehearsalforMike:Yeahlook,abouttomorrow,I...I'vegotaquestionforya.Ijustfoundoutthatoneofmygroomsmenhadanemergencyandcan'tmakeChandler:Whathappened?Ross:Whocares,AND?Mike:...andIwaswonderingif...youknow,maybeoneofyouguys...Ross:(standsup)I'llt!Chandler:(standinguptoo)M-Me,me,Mike:Youbothwannat?Uhm...there'sonlyroomforone.Chandler:Pickme,IlookgreatinatuxandIwillnotstealfocus.stealfocusv.Ross:No,Mike,no,no.Youwannapickme,Imean...watch!(hemimicsthegroomsmen'swayofwalkingdowntheaislewithabridesmaid)Mike:Youknow,Ireallydon'tfeelverycomfortablemakingthisdecision.Youknow,Phoebeknowsyoubetter,I'mgonnaletherchoose.(heRoss:(toChandler)Well,ifPhoebe'schoosing,thensayotoMike'snextgroomsman.Chandler:Oh,Iwill.ButIwillneedamirror...asheisme!Ross:Please,you'regoingdown!begoingdown<Chandler:YouaregoingRoss:IsthatwhattheysayontheFigureSkatingChandler:(almostcrying)Iwouldn'tknow,Ididn'tmakeit!(theyhug)[Scene:Weddingrehearsaldinner.JoeyandMikearetalking.]Joey:So,youknowI'mfillinginforPhoebe'sstepdad,tomorrow,fillinv.Mike:Yeah,yeah.Hey,thanksforngJoey:Oh,hey,mypleasure.(hesuddenly esveryserious)SowhatareyourintentionswithmyPhoebe?Mike:IintendtomarryJoey:Oh,awiseacre.(Mikelooksbewildered).No,no,no,Iunderstandyouplantosupportyourwifebyplayingthepiano?Isn'tthatkindofwiseacren.自以為聰明者/unstableadj.Mike:Nomoresothanacting.Joey:Striketwo!Threesriksandot振出/在有項名“三局法（Treestriksla由棒球語申至法。Threestriksla”規(guī)，如果個已經有次的，那么第三再時無論行么輕微也被0（有的規(guī)為5年上乃至禁的嚴厲罰而且不保?！叭龇ā钡囊舛沤^累再危害社的能。在，一個典案是一子上門進防檢查之女事主行后男被控一性侵犯，中發(fā)現(xiàn)男先前還多類似行受處罰，依振出局，其0年監(jiān)禁部2000年中名也《三出局3Strike要情節(jié)兩次而的阿洛剛滿就卷入一偷車案而如果名成立，阿將要牢，坐就是5！究竟阿洛用么法去被的罪？這（Threstriks,andyuareou三都未投手所投球必須出That'sstrikeoe是棒的常見語。strikesrikeonstriketwosrikehree出。那么tha'ssrikeoe是一種（一般是下屬）說。比如，你是下犯了比大錯誤，想他說，樣錯誤不再，不然被掉，你說，I'mgvingouaarnin,tha'sstikeoe.StrketwoeMike:You'reright.Sheprobablywillsupportme.Hey,unlesswemoveinwithyou,dad?Joey:Strikethree!Youonlygetonemore,(CuttoChandlerandRoss.Phoebecomesoutoftheladiesroomandtheyruntowardher.)Ross:So,whatdidyoudecide?Phoebe:Idecidedtopee.wedding.Oneofhisgroomsmenfellout.falloutvChandler:Justnotenoughtoputusintheoriginalweddingparty.Phoebe:Oh,Idon'twannachoose!It's(Racheliswalkingby).Ohokay,wait.Rach!ListenIhaveaveryspecialbridesmaidtaskforyouRachel:(excitedandclapherhandsinfrontofherface)Goody,whatisit!goodyint.Phoebe:Well,there'saspotopenforonlyonegroomsmanandyouhavetochoosebetweenRossandChandler.Sogoodluckwiththat.Rachel:What,what,what,no,Idon'twannadoPhoebe:,IguessI'llhavetofindanewbridesmaid.Ross:I'llt!(Monicaapproaches)Monica:Ok,it's2100hours.(toPhoebe)Timeforyourtoast.(MikeMike:haveaminutetogototheMonica:Youhadabathroombreakat2030.Peeonyourowntime,Mike!(toPhoebeandMike).Now,inregardtothetoast,okay,youwannakeepthemshort,nothingkillsarehearsaldinnerlikelongspeeches.Okay.Youjustgetin,doyourthingandgetout!onone'sowntimeadv.在非工作時間/inregardtoadv.Mike:IsthatwhatyousaytoMonica:(veryserious)It's2101andIamnotamused.(pause).Ok,thebrideandgroomhaveafewwordsthey'dliketosay.(EveryonesitsandPhoebegetsup)Phoebe:Ok.oeveryoneandthankyouallforbeingheretonight.Sotomorrow'sthebigeventandsomeofyoumightnotknow,butMikeandIdidn'tgetofftothebeststart.(shereadsanote).MyfriendJoeyandIdecidedtofixeachotherupwithfriendssoI,I...(MonicaistwirlingherhandsinordertomakePhoebespeedupherspeech)ohI...hum...IgaveitalotofthoughtandIfixedhimupwithmyfriendMaryEllenwhocouldn'tbeheretonightbecause...(Monicaistapherwatchwithherfinger)it'snotimportant...sheisinrehab.Anyway,so,ok,JoeysaidthathewasfixingmeupwithhisfriendMike,onlyhedidn'thaveafriendMikesohejustbrought,uhm,myMikeand,and(Monicaclearsherthroat)butdespite,youknow...itgot...itgotgood.Ok,Iwannatakeamomenttomentionmymother,whocouldn'tbehere...be(get)offtothe…start有著…的開始/fixAup(with)B當紅娘介紹朋友[eg:Johnplanstofixthemupondate]/twirlvt/rehabn.[eg:arehabilitation(=rehab)centerfordrugaddicts]Monica(rollinghereyes):ohdisapprovinglytowardsMonicabutshejustshrugsitoff)So,ok,uh,Icanforgetthat.Icanforgetthatanduhm...(she'sflipcardsskiphalfofthem)Ohthisisfunny!Oh,butyouneedtoknowthatto...that,to...Oh,ok,well,uhm,I(MonicaismimingCUT).Ok,ok,I,ok,I....MONICAICAN'TTLIKETHIS!THISISMYWEDDING!IDON'TWANTTHIS(shemimesMonica'swhenshewastwirlingherhands)ORTHIS(shetapsherwatch)ORTHIS(shemimesCUT)OK?IJUSTWANTEDASIMPLEWEDDING!WHEREMYFIANCEECANGOTOTHEBATHROOMANYTIMEHEWANTS!(PAUSE)YOUKNOWWHAT?YOU'REDONE.disapprovinglyadv.flipvMonica:Phoebe:YOU'REFIRED!(mimestheCUTagain)(pauseandsheraisesherglass)Cheers!(Chandlerraiseshis,smilingandMonicastaresathimandheputsdownhisglass.)[Scene:Joey'sapartment.Joey'shavingbreakfast;Phoebeenterstheroomcarryingherweddingdress.]Phoebe:Rachel:HappyweddingPhoebe:Oh,happymyweddingdaytoRachel:Okie-dokey,Joey,listen.Thisisgonnabebridesmaidcentral,?We'regonnahavehairandmake-upgoingoninthebathroomandoh,Ihadtomoveacoupleofthingsinthefridgetomakeroomforthemakeroomforv.為...騰出空位/corsagen.Joey:Oh,man!Iwouldn'thavehadbreakfastifIknewtherewasgoingtobecorsages!corsagen(MonicaenterstheMonica:Hi.Aboutlastnight...Iknowyouareunderalotofstressandeventhoughthethingsyousaidhurtmealittlebit...Mypointis,uh,well,I'mwillingtotakemyjobback.Phoebe:Oh,wellthat'sok.IthinkyouandIwilldomuchbetterifjust...hereasaMonica:Oh,isthatso?Ok.Ifthat'sreallywhatyouwant,thenhere...Igiveyoutheheadset.Well,Idon'treallywanttogiveyoutheheadset.WellIguessifyou'retakin er,youshouldprobablyreturnthesemessages.(handsherastackofpaperswithmessagesandcallstoreturn)takeoverv.接管/astackofPhoebe:Wow,thisisaMonica:Uh-huh,butI'msureyoucanhandlethis.Imean,Ihavewonawardsformyorganizationalskills,but,uh,I'msureyou'lldoanizationalskillnPhoebe:YouwonMonica:Mm-mh.Iprintedthemoutonmyprintoutv(Rossenterstheroom)Ross:Hey!Monica:Ross:Where'sMonica:She'sinherroom,Ross:Ihavetotalktoheraboutthisgroomsmansituation,ok?I'mnotgonnawatchChandleruptherewhileI'msittingintheseatslikesomechump!(hegoestoRachel'sroom,knocksthedoorandenterstheroom).(veryfakegasp)Oh!MyGod!You'rebreathtaking!chumpn.木人/breathtakingadj.Rachel:Whatd'youRoss:Youhaven'tbyanychancechosenagroomsmanyet,haveRachel:Oh,Ross,c'mon,please!Don'tmakethisharderthanitalreadyRoss:I'mnot!I'mmakingiteasier!PickRachel:Well,Chandlersaidthatit'sreallyimportanttohimRoss:Listen,listen.Whoeveryoupickisgonnawalkdowntheaislewithyou!Now,IpromiseIwon'tsayaword,butifyoupickChandlerhe'sgonnabewhisperingstupidjokesinyourearthewholetime!Rachel:Oh,youarethelesseroftwolesseradj[eg:Iwasverytired.ToalesserextentsowasRoss:(wavinghisfistintheairintriumph)YES,[Scene:Joey'sapartment.Phoebeistalkingatthephone,Monicaislisteningamused.]Phoebe:Sven，Idon'tunderstandwhatyou'resaying!Whatiswrongwiththeflowers?Lorkins?Whatthearelorkins?Monica:I(Mikeenterstheroom).Mike:Hey.Phoebe:Listen,Mike,ifyouwereSwedishandyouweresayingtheword"lorkins"whatflowerswouldthatbe?Swedishn.Mike:(thinksamoment)orchidn.<Phoebe:Rightthere!That'swhyI'mmarryingyou!(Joeycomesoutfromhisroom)Joey:(toMike)oMichael.Mike:Joseph.Joey:MayIhaveawordwithyou,haveawordwithvMike:(lookingaroundtheroom)Thisis...Joey:Haveaseat.(Mikesitsonhisbed,andJoeytowersoverhim.HestartstalkinginanItaliangodfather-typevoice)Lastnight,Itriedtoeyouintomyfamily...andinstead,youdisrespectme...(shakeshishead)Icannotallowthis.towervi.over)[eg:Theskyscrapertowersintothesky]/disrespectvt.不尊敬對...無禮Mike:(notamused)Areyourehearsingforsomereallybadmafiarehearseforv.為…排演/TheMafia(alsoknownasCosaNostra)isaSiciliancriminalsecretsocietywhich developedinthemid-19thcenturyinSicily.Anoffshoot(n.分支)emergedontheEastCoastoftheUnitedStatesandinAustraliaduringthelate19thcenturyfollowingwavesofSicilianandSouthernItalianemigration(seealsoItaliandiaspora).InNorthAmerica,theMafiaoftenreferstoItalianorganizedcrimeingeneral,ratherthanjusttraditionalSicilianorganizedcrime.Accordingtohistorian(n.歷史學家)PaoloPezzino:"TheMafiaisakindoforganizedcrimebeingactivenotonlyinseveralillegalfields,butalsotendingtoexercisesovereigntyfunctions–normallybelongingtopublicauthorities–overaspecificterritory..."n.unsuccessfulauditionfor"FamilyHonor2:ThisisaTimeIt’sabacktalkn.<口>回嘴頂嘴(尤指對或長輩的頂撞Mike:Joey,Ikindahavealottodotoday,whatdoyouJoey:Iwantyoutotakethisseriously!Phoebeisveryveryimportanttome,ok?AndIwannamakesurethatyouaregonnatakecareofMike:(getsup)Joe,IlovePhoebe.She'sthesinglemostimportantthinginmylife.I'ddiebeforeIletanythinghappentoher.Joey:(verysatisfiedandsmiling)That'swhatIwantedtohear!Becauseshe'sfamily,ok,andnowyou'regonnabefamily,andthereisnothingmoreimportantinthewholeworld,thanfamily.Mike:Thatmusthavebeenonelousylousy<俚>Joey:(almostcrying)Thatwas[Scene:MonicaandChandler'sapartment.ChandlerispacingandRachelwalksin.]Rachel:Chandler:Hey,canItalktoyouaboutthisgroomsmanthing?IfyoupickRoss,walkyoudowntheaislejustfine.Butifyouchooseme,you'llbegettingsomecomedy!Rachel:Evenso,IthinkI'mgonnapickevensoadvChandler:Letmelyouwhyyouneedtopickme.(Goestositonthecouchfacingbackwardstothekitchen.Rachelgetsachairandsitsoppositehim)See,whenIwasakid,Iwasalwaysleftoutofeverything,youknow,anditreallymademefeel...insecure.Youknow,Iwasalwayspickedlastingym.Evenbehindthatbigfatexchangestudentwhodidn'tevenknowtherulestobaseball.Imean,thisguywouldstrikeoutandthenruntothird.Anyway,IfI'mtheonlyoneleftoutofthiswedding,Ijustknowthatallthosefeelingsaregonnacomerushingback.insecureadj.無安全感的/exchangestudentn.交換留學生/strikeoutv.Rachel:fine,IpickChandler:(Gettingupandraisinghisfistinvictory)Y-Y-YEEESSS!Make"groom"forChandler.Rachel:(notamusedbyhispunbutforcingasanyway)Ohforceasv.強顏歡[Scene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment.PhoebeisonthephoneandMonicaisnonchalantly"mindingherownbusiness".]nonchalantlyadv.Phoebe:No!We'regonnatmyway.(listens)Becauseyourwayisstupid!AlrightIgottago,Ihaveanothercall,Reverend.(switchescalls)(MikeandJoeycomeoutofJoey'sJoey:I'mgladwehadthislittleMike:Yes.Yeahandthanksforalltheweddingnightadvice.(walksaway)Thatdidn'tmakemefortableatall!Alright,soI'llseeeverybodyPhoebe:Monica:(Mikeopensthedoorandthereisagiganticicesculpturestandinginthedoorway)giganticadjMike:Uhm,didyouguysknowthatthereisagianticesculptureinthePhoebe:OhmyGod,what'sitngMonica:(Obviouslyenjoyingthissetback)Ugh,Iguessitgottothebillingaddressasopposedtotheshipaddress.(bynowshecanbarelykeepherselffromsmiling)Uh!Whatapickle.setbackn.挫折/billingaddressbill(permanentaddress的。因為有些人的來源不是自己的住址/shipaddressn.送貨地址/asopposedto<正式>相對于...不是...[eg:It'salamb,asopposedtoacowIt'salambnotacow]/這里要說明的是，asopposedto多是用于會話或商務信函來往中一方對另一方的反饋，你必須是清楚地明白某件特定的事，而非對方所那件，就好像乙知道這是只羊，而非甲說的牛?？梢?，在沒有的互動情景下就不必使用asopposedto/picklen.<口>(亂糟糟的)困境[eg:Howdidyougetyourselfinthispickle?]Phoebe:(startingtopanic)OhmyGod,everythingissuchamess.Whyisthishappeningtome?Joey:(staringattheicesculpture)Howbaddoyouwanttostickyourtongueonthat?(Theyallglareathim)[Scene:CentralPerk.Rossisgettingcoffeeatthecounter.Chandlerwalksin.]Chandler:How'sitRoss:(smilingtohimself)Good.I'mjustgettingsomecoffee.SoI'malertforthewedding.Chandler:(smilingtohimselftoo)That'swhatIwasngtoo.Ross:(barelycontaininghimselfatthispoint)Well,youhavefunChandler:Youtoo.Ross:Oh,Iwill.Chandler:.counter,suddenlytheyturnaroundtofaceeachother)Ross:Waitaminute,IknowwhyI'mbeingsuchanass,whyarebeingsuchanass<俚>我現(xiàn)在很牛(assChandler:I'mnotsupposedtolyou.Ross:I'mnotsupposedtolyou!(CuttoJoeyandRachel'sapartment.ChandlerandRossstorminlookingveryunhappy)Chandler:Youtoldusbothwecouldbeinthewedding?(theybothstareatRachel)Rachel:Well,inmydefense,youwerenotsupposedtoleachinmydefenseadvRoss:Rachel,onlyoneofuscant,youhavetochoose.Youandtogetheragain.(hewinksatherandRacooksdisgusted)Chandler:Rach,Rach,knockknock.Theknock-knockjokeisatypeofjoke,probablythebest-knownformatofthepunandisatime-honoured(adj.由來已久的)"callandanswer"exercise.Knock,knock!Who'sthere?Beetswho?Beetsme.(Beatsme.)Rachel:Who'sChandler:I'lllyouatthewedding.Rachel:Uh.(MikewalksMike:Hey,Iforgotmytopick.itwouldbefunifthethirdgroomsmanwasmyfamilydog.Chappy.Ross:What?Adog?No!Rachelgetsto(alleyesturntoRachel:(sarcastic)Wow,thisisatoughone.IthinkI'mgonnahavetogowiththedog.(RossandChandlerlook(CuttoPhoebewhoisinthelivingroom,stillonthePhoebe:Alright,wait,sowhatyou'resayingisthatthechefisattheHamiltonClub,butthefoodisnotandthedrinksarethere,butthebartenderisnot?Areyou,areyouFREAKINGKIDDINGME!?bartendern.Monica:(enjoyingwhatshe'sseeing)How'sitgoing?Phoebe:(toMonica)Helpme.Monica:Phoebe:IwantyoutobeCrazyBitchagain.Monica:(Soundsmoved)Really?Phoebe:(Nearlyintears)Please?Monica:Youreallywantmetocomeback?Phoebe:MorethanIwannagetMonica:Okpeople,wearebackinbusiness!(Getsherheadsetoutofherpurse)OhGod,we'vemissedyousoomuch!(takesallthenotesfromPhoebe)(JoeywalksJoey:Hey,whatareyouguysgonnado?Phoebe:(soundsscaredalready)AboutJoey:Theblizzard.Ijustsawonthenews,it'sliketheworstsnowstormin20years!Theyalreadyclosedallthebridgesandtunnels.(Opensthecurtainstorevealasnowstormoutside)blizzardnMonica:Ooh!ButthebandandthephotographerarecomingallthewayinfromNewJersey!Joey:Idon'tthinktheyRoss:(toRachel)Haha!Lookslikeyou'renotgoingtobeintheweddingeither.(LooksatPhoebe)SosorryPheebs.[Scene:Monica'sapartment.TheyareallsittingsitaroundvMonica:(Puttingdownherphone)Well,theclublostitsloseitspowerJoey:Yeahaccordingtothenews,mostofthecitydid.Rachel:Sincewhendoyouwatchthenews?Joey:Uh,foryourinformation,sincetheyhiredaveryhotweathergirl.Ross:(ToPhoebeandMike)Ican'tbelieveyouguysaren'tgoingtobeabletogetmarriedtoday.Phoebe:IRachel:Wow,youknow,it'ssobeautifuloutthere.Youalwayswantedtogetmarriedoutside.Whydon'tyouguysjusttonthestreet?Phoebe:Rachel:Well,look,it'shardlysnowinganymore.Imeanyoucouldn'taskforamoreromanticsetting.Thiscouldbethesimpleweddingyou'vealwayssettingn.環(huán)境背景[eg:anidealsettingfor Phoebe:(TurningtoMike)Whatdoyouthink?Mike:IthinkIwannagetmarriedtoyoutoday. !(turningtoMonica)Monica,doyouthinkwecouldMonica:(thinking)affirmativeadj.表示贊成的[eg:theaffirmativesideina[Scene:Outside.Theyareabunchofpeoplearrangingchairs,shovelingsnowandmakingotherpreparations.]shovelv.Monica:(walkingaroundwithherheadsetstillon)OK.Let'sgetthesechairsouthere!Gunther,hittheChristmaslights.(Hedoessoandthetheicesculpture(picksupapieceoficefromtheground)ONTHEGRATE?(nobodyanswers)graten.[eg:Afirewasburninginthegrate]grateMike'smom:Mike:Hey!Youmadeit.Great!Chappy!Hi!(kisseshisdad)Hi!(kisseshismom)Mom,Iknowgettingmarriedinthestreetisn'tsomethingyouapproveof...approveofvMike'smom:No...It'slovely.Thelightsandthesnow.Icouldlookatthemforever.Mike'sdad:(leansintowardsMike)Icrushedapillandputitinherdrink...(tohiswife)Comeon,sweetheart.crushvt.Mike:(toChandlerandRoss)Youknow,Chappy'stoosmalltohandleallthissnow.Someone'sgonnahavetowalkhimdowntheaisle.Chandler:Sotechnically,wouldthis beinthewedding?Mike:Iguess.ChandlerandRoss:I'llRoss:No,butChandler,o...Aren'tyouscaredofChandler:I'mnotscared.(movestowardsMikeandChappy)I'lljusttakelittleChappyand...(hebacksout)Hecansensemyfear.Mythroatisexposedadj.Ross:(takesChappyfromMike)Well,IguessI'mintheweddingthen.haaa...(smellsChappy)HeMonica:Level1alert.Irepeat,level1.Thisisnotadrill.Okaywe'vegotasituation.Theministerjustcalled.He'ssnowedin.Hecan'tmakedrilln.Mike:Oh,Joey:Ohhey,don'tworry.I'mstillordainedfromyourordainvt.任命...為牧師(或神父等)授...以圣職[eg:Shewasordainedthewomanpriestofherchurch]Monica:Joey:Yeah,you'dthinkI'dgiveupbeingaministerandstartpayingtoridethesubway?Uhh-uh...ridethesubwayv.Ross:Uhm,ministersdon'tridethesubwayforforfreeadvJoey:IhadtoreadtheBibleprettycarefully,but...yeahwedo.Monica:Okay,ifJoeydoestheceremony,thenwehavetofindsomeoneelsetowalkPhoebedowntheisle.Chandler:(quickly)I'llt.Ross:I'll...Chandler:(toRoss)Nahaha...(toChappy)Nehehe...(RossmovestoChandler,whoquicklybacksaway)AhMonica:Okay,MikeandJoey,getinposition.Chandler,comewithme.(theywalkoff,RosslooksdowntoChappy,whohe'sholdingandhegetsawhiffofthedog'ssmell.Heisclearlydisgustedbyit.)whiffadj.eg:awhiffoffresh(CuttoinsideCentralPerkwhereRachelishelPhoebe.ChandlerandMonicaenter.)Monica:Okay,Joey'sngtheceremonyandChandler'sgivingyouaway.Phoebe:Oh,okay.Hinewdad.(Chandlerwaves)Monica:So,you'rereadytodoPhoebe:Uhuh,uhuh...OhmyGod!ThisisreallyRachel:OhPhoebe,I'msohappyforyouhoney.(shegivesherakiss)Phoebe:Oh,thankyou.Monica:Iloveyou.(Phoebeleansintokissher.)Oh,wait,wait,wait!Nohugs.Thedresses...Ohwhatthe.(thegirlshug)Phoebe:Iloveyouguys.RachelandMonica:Iloveyou.Monica:Okay.(inhermicrophone)It'szerohour.Allteamsexecuteonmycount.(toall)Let'sgetthisbadboyontheroad.zerohourn./executevt.Chandler:(toMonica)IsitokaythatIwantyoutowearthatheadsetinbedtonight?Monica:(checkingherclipboard)Ihaveyouscheduledfornudityat2300Chandler:Ohyeah!(MonicawalksMonica:OkayMarjorie,hit(Awomanwithasteeldrumandaguywithaxylophonestartplayinganinstrumentalversionof"Can'tHelpFallingInLove"byElvisPresley.Abridesmaidandagroomsmanwalkdowntheisle.NextareRachelandRoss,whocarriesChappyinhisarms.)"Can'tHelpFallinginLove,"byGeorgeWeiss,HugoPerettiandLuigiCreatore,isapopsongbasedon"Plaisird'amour"byJeanPaulEgideMartini.Itwasrewrittenforthe1961filmBlueHawaii,starringElvisPresley.IntheU.S.,theElvisPresleyrecordingwasreleasedbyRCAVictorRecordsascatalognumber47-7968in1961.PeakingatnumbertwoontheBillboardHot100chartinthatyear,andatnumberfourontheCashBoxmagazineBest-SellingRecordslistinJanuaryofthefollowingyear,"Can'tHelpFallinginLove"wasranked#394onRollingStone'slistofthe500GreatestSongsofAllTime.In1968,Presley,inboththesit-downandstand-upsegmentsofhisNBC-TVspecial,gavethesonganewlivetreatment.ByJuly1969,Elvisusedthesongalmostinvariablytoclosehisliveconcerts,includinghislastinlateJune1977attheoldnapolisMarketSquareArena.ElvisAaronPresley(January8,1935–August16,1977),wasanAmericansinger,musician,actor,writer,andproducerHeisaculturalicon,oftenknownas"TheKingofRock'n'Roll",orsimply"TheKing".Presleybeganhiscareerasoneoftheperformersofrockabilly[n.<美>山區(qū)鄉(xiāng)村搖滾樂(于東南部)],anuptempo(n.快速)fusionofcountryandrhythmandblueswithastrongbackbeat.Hisnovel(adjversionsofexistingsongs,mixing"black"and"white"sounds,madehimpopular—andcontroversial—asdidhisuninhibited(adj.放蕩不羈的)stageandevisionperformancesHerecordedsongsintherockandrollgenre,withtrackslike"HoundDog"and"JailhouseRocklaterembodyingthestylePresleyhadaversatilevoiceandhadunusuallywidesuccess passingothergenres,includinggospel(n.),blues,ballads(nandpop.Todate(advheistheonlyperformertohavebeeninductedintofourmusichallsoffame.Inthe1960s,Presleymadethemajorityofhisthirty-threemovies—mainlypoorlyreviewedmusicalsIn1968hereturnedtolivemusic,performinginLasVegasandacrosstheU.S.Throughouthiscareer,hesetrecordsforconcertattendance,evisionratingsandrecordingssales.Heisoneofthebest-sellingandmostinfluentialartistsinthehistoryofpopularmusic.HealthproblemsdPresleyinlaterlifewhich,coupledwithapunishingtourscheduleandaddictiontoprescriptionmedication,ledtohisprematuredeath(natagexylophonen.Rachel:GeezRoss,youcouldhaveshowered.Ross:It'sthedog.(wecuttoMonica:Groomsman,groomsman,whyareyoujuststandingthere,whereisyourbridesmaid?(intomicrophone)We'vegotabrokenarrow.Bridesmaiddown!(realizes)Oh,that'sme.brokenarrow<俚>Militarycodewordmeaning"Direc