西游記三打白骨精英語搞笑劇本

1、精選文檔Three Times Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S:孫悟空E:豬八戒J:沙僧B：白骨精 B1： B變成的村姑 B2: B變成的太婆B3: B變化成的老頭once upon a time,there was a story about The Tang Priest （San zang） and his threedisciples were on their way to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures.Itis said that they had had 81 struggles and final

2、ly got the books.They were known for their persistent .But in fact the thing is thatJ: Here we are!With green mountains around us and bright river along the mountains .What a lovely day!T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: （摸出，遞給S）S: Look,boss （湊近 T） （T、S 一齊轉向 E）T: Bajie!How Many

3、times I have told you, don t bring these pictures of beautifulgirls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me（ 伸手拿回）T: （ 縮手）I ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E:（遞）Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can' t walk on any more!（ 坐 ）My st

4、omach doesn t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I willS: You will what（ 兇相 ）?E: （軟禁）I will help you catch fleas（ 跳蚤 ）.S: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don t forg

5、et who ate my lastmeal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is awayT: Em .Itis a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!（ 安裝）（ B 已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is .？S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss s books. So Ithis. No monster can approach you if you stay

6、 in it!T: Em Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledgeis power!S: Bye!（ 走 ）T: Let s play cards!（ 三人開始打牌）音樂斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（ 變成 B1）That poor thing can never stopme from having delicious dinner. Now I've changed into a girl.B1: （ 接近三人，望著）He

7、y,guys!Can I join you?J: I m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people areenough.B1: All right I'll watch you then.（ 在一旁觀看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?（ 打出 ）B1: Double King!T: Oh .I win! Em ,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!（準備開電網門）S: （回來，看見B1）Dai!You ugly

8、monster!（ 上前就打）B1:（倒）Ahhelp!T: （ 氣憤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!（ 深呼吸 ）S: Oh,please don ' tT:It' s too late!（ 唱）Once more you open the door（泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜）S: Please,Please,oh,no （痛苦抱頭）T: （嗆住，咳）Wukong,I m disappointed with you!B: （真身出現(xiàn)）Hm!Sun W

9、ukong, I ll teach you a lesson!（ 變成太婆）B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?.（ 連忙擋住地尸體）No,sorry!（ 陪笑， B2 想看后面是什么，T 擋 ）S: （咬牙切齒）You monster, I ll beat you into hell!（S 追打 B2,B2 躲至 T 身后， S 打，不想打到T 頭， T 暈， S 再打死 B2）E&J: Are you Ok, boss?（ 扶 T）J: Look,（ 伸食指 ）how many?T:Two .（暈乎乎地）Sun Wukong

10、, game over!（ 變成 B3）B3:（看到 B1,B2 尸體）Oh .,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!（ 哭喊）S: I ll kill you, monster!（ 打 ）T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.（險些暈，E,J扶?。℡ou have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S: （悲，離去）（音樂，營

11、造 “假”悲傷氣氛） 人鬼情未了J: boss, brother Monkey isT: Don't mention that guy any more!B: （出現(xiàn) ） Ha,ha,ha!（ 三尸體 B1,B2,B3 在 B 招手后“飄”走 ）T: （驚） You areB: How foolish you are ,Mr T ang!（E,J 去阻斗，被擊退）B: （抓住 T）I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,haS: （悄悄走到B 后，打 B,B 暈 ）A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understandWhat happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: （沉默）Monke