英語(yǔ)課本劇-《西門(mén)吹雪與葉孤城》

1、西門(mén)吹雪與葉孤城搞笑7人劇本西門(mén)吹雪與葉孤城演員表：西門(mén)吹雪、葉孤城、花滿樓、king、路人、上官雪兒旁白道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。第一幕：決戰(zhàn)紫荊城之顛旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .Y與X相遇X：oH ,I am sorry to

2、knock you !Y:, Never mind baby.X:Excuse me， who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:,I wont change my name! no matter what happens. Im the most famous-YeGucheng. Who are you?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y驚訝:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!Y抱腿：Ple

3、ase, please Dont kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:I dont want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?Y突然站起冷冷的說(shuō)：Dont force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X搶過(guò)牛奶:milk, very good ! I like drink

4、ing it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks,Y:Do you still want to kill me ?X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.Y(惱怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:Im sure I wont!Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I dont beat you this time, youll never behave properly !

5、3-2-1!X捂著肚子，蹲下（做痛苦狀）：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：HaHathe milk is exceed the time limit （一人路過(guò)，x起身跑過(guò)去）X可憐狀: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye (以勝利者的語(yǔ)氣，轉(zhuǎn)頭,看見(jiàn) 花滿樓)Y:Who are you?H:Huaman

6、-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” .H驚訝:Now you are the best in the world !Y:You are right !H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow my king,he will give what you want.Y:Yes,Its very good.H:Ok, follow me, Lets go

7、 to see my king!第二幕：無(wú)間道H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! （指Y） this is yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?King:yes,I will.Y:Thats good. Can you give me a MM ?K:of couse.You are the one who has the simil

8、ar taste with me! HahahaY:of course.美女出場(chǎng)M:hello，帥鍋.K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now lets have a ritual.H走到Y(jié)前，婚禮進(jìn)行曲起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音樂(lè)停）X唱著上:(看到戒指) thi

9、s ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!X:Forgive you? Why ?Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If t

10、he god give me another chance, Ill tell you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the ladys “WC”!Y:I like going ladys WC .III think that you like what I like.(又拿出一袋牛奶)X:milk?I love you.K:Dont say

11、 that “you love me”. Ill kill you for you saying dirty word to me !X:What? (側(cè)耳裝著聽(tīng)不到) Youkill-me?come, come(上去抓住K)K:Fuck you. I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? hahaY:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂著肚子，蹲下)M: oh,what happened?（看著X，做驚嚇狀）are you ok?（跑到西門(mén)吹雪身邊）Y :do you want to go to wc?X:Yes,II do.Y:haha

12、, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond standards.M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?M: actually,Im a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue.K驚訝: !youyouYou are Xlover?Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me

13、! I hate you .(輕聲說(shuō))let me tell you,will die.M撲倒在的身邊：,dot die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning !K:what a moving story ! I was impressed !Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it neednt resume !(M忽然將一把匕首插進(jìn)Y的心臟，嚇跑.音樂(lè)再見(jiàn)，警察起)Y痛苦狀:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音樂(lè)停)（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影我的父親母親原聲音樂(lè)起）M: X , oh , no ,you cant die ,we will go home together .X:go home ! ?M:Tomorrow is another day ! even you have the last second