加菲貓-中英文劇本

大家論壇影視英語(yǔ)/forum-466-1.html加菲貓中英文劇本-[Ringing]-Huh?唔？Whatthe--Aw.什么鬼東...Oh--哦--[Groans]IhateMondays.我恨禮拜一[Yawning]Pooky.coverme.I'mgoin'in.卜姬掩護(hù)我我要行動(dòng)了.Alley--oop!空中接力!B-b-b-b-b-bah.ha!啊~啊~啊~啊~哈![Singsong]Oh.SleepingBeauty.wakeup.睡美人~起床啦.YoucanstopdreamingaboutmebecauseI'mhere.不用再夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我了，我已經(jīng)在這兒了Now.justwakeup.You'vegotworktodo.快醒來(lái)，你還有工作要做呢You'renotjustmyowner.you'remyprimarycaregiver.你不光是我的主人還是我的首席保姆-Nowbea---Notnow.Garfield.-現(xiàn)在..-我還沒(méi)睡夠,加菲爾德.Get--A-Ah--just--Allright.去..啊好吧cutthesweetstuff.Easynow.Just--把胳膊拿開(kāi)些太緊了Tryingtocuddlewithme.huh?想擁抱我是吧？Tryingtoavoidyourduties.huh?想逃避責(zé)任是吧？Well.thatjustain'tgonna...fly!好吧，小樣你跑不了!Itisn'tgonnaworkwithm--me.這樣可沒(méi)法糊弄我~~See.I'mgettingmyexercise.doin'myjob.看好了，我可要開(kāi)始晨練了justonequickcannonball!超快速肉彈??！-Oh!-Morning.-噢！-早.Garfield!加菲爾德!∮∮[JonSinging]Okay!Ithinkyou'recleanenoughnow.好吧，你現(xiàn)在應(yīng)該已經(jīng)洗白白了.-H-H-Hot!Hot!Hot!-Gotyourtowelrighthere.-燙！燙～～-喂你的毛巾在這Garfiield!No!加菲爾德!別介![Beeps]-It'sliverflavored.-Mm!Delicious.-你的最?lèi)?ài)，鵝肝口味的.-唔真香.[Gags]Mm.Mm!嗯嗯!Mm!嗯!Oh!Oh.Iiver!噢！鵝肝！-[Spitting]-Well.actually.it'sliverflavored.看來(lái)的確是鵝肝味的.[Sighs]Thatwasagoodbreakfast.早餐吃的好飽.NowIthinkI'lljustfalloffthe"catkin's"diet...看來(lái)我該換換我的貓食菜譜了...andgetmyselfalittlehigh-fatchaser.現(xiàn)在該給自己弄點(diǎn)高脂的東東了.Mmm.唔.-Garfield.Iook.themilktruck.-Oh.attaboy.Nermal.-看，加菲爾德，送奶的卡車(chē)-啊，放松，奴奴.-Themilktruckcomeseveryday.-Yeah.butmaybenottoday.-那卡車(chē)每天都來(lái)的.-不過(guò)今天夠戧.Maybeit'schangingroutes.Maybethis'llbethelastwe'lleverseeofit.它可能要改變行車(chē)路線也許今天是最后一次見(jiàn)到它了.comeon.It'sjustacrossthestreet.We'recats.Welikemilk.來(lái)吧，它要到街那邊去了我們是貓，我們愛(ài)牛奶-Let'sgoforit.-No.-一起去吧-不.-But.you----Butnothin'.-但是----沒(méi)什么但是.Idon'tleavethecul-de-sacforanything.不管發(fā)生啥我決不離開(kāi)死胡同半步.Outthere.it'sahornet'snestoftrouble.只要離開(kāi)那兒就麻煩不斷.Badthingshappenoutthere.SoIdon'tgooutthere.去了那邊肯定會(huì)發(fā)生倒霉事的我可不去.Besides,I'vefoundifyouwaitlongenough...而且，我發(fā)現(xiàn)只要你有耐心everythingcomestoyou.最后你所想要的都能得到.[Nermal]∮HerecomethemilkmanHerecomethemilkman∮-∮Hegothisshoeson.hegothismiIkpan∮∮-Hey.Nermal...喂,奴奴...Iet'splayastronautagaintoday.我們來(lái)玩太空人的游戲吧.-Yeah?-Yeah.Ilovethatgame.-好-耶，我喜歡那游戲.You'resuchabravelittleastronaut.你真是個(gè)勇敢的小太空人-Allright.-Preparetojumpintoyourspaceship,commanderNermal.-嗯.-準(zhǔn)備坐進(jìn)你的太空船，奴奴船長(zhǎng).Butwh-wh-whataboutthemilk?等等等等牛奶的事兒怎么辦?-Whoneedsmilkwhenyoucanbeinouterspace?-Ah.-在外太空的時(shí)候誰(shuí)還想著牛奶?-明白了.-Yougotasecretmissiontoday.-Yeah?-今天你有個(gè)特殊任務(wù).-唔?-You'llbeexploringtheMilkyWay.-Okay.-你的任務(wù)是探索送奶車(chē)的路線-遵命Igetthechillswhenyoujumpinyourlittlespacecraft.當(dāng)你進(jìn)入太空船的時(shí)候我會(huì)有點(diǎn)悲傷.Thenationthanksyou.Preparetoblastoff.祖國(guó)感謝你準(zhǔn)備點(diǎn)火-I'mreadytogo.friend.-Three.two.one.-準(zhǔn)備完畢，哥們兒-三、二、一.Whoa!NowIfeellikeit.哇!還真有點(diǎn)感覺(jué).Bonvoyage.再會(huì).Lookatmego!Whoo-hoo!看我的！哇厚～-[Garfiield]Don'tlookdown!-I'maneagleflying!-別向下看!-我像只飛翔的老鷹![Garfiield]cometopapa,baby.來(lái)吧寶貝Icanseeeverythinguphere.Icanseemyhouse.從這我能看到所有的東西我能看到我家[Burps]GotmiIk?牛奶?Icanseethewholeneighborhood.整個(gè)街區(qū)我都看的清清楚楚.-Well.that'snice.That'sverynice.-Hey,there'sanothermilktruck.-好極了.-嗨，又過(guò)來(lái)一輛送奶車(chē).Ooh!Andthatisevennicer.噢!那更好了.-Icansee--Whoa!-Missionaccomplished.Nermal.-我還能看見(jiàn)--哇!-任務(wù)順利完成,奴奴.Whoa!Whoa,Garfiield,doitagain.哇！加菲爾德,再來(lái)一次.Wheredideverybodygo?大家都去哪兒了啥也看不見(jiàn)?You'reonthewrongsideofthestreet.fatcat.Beatit!胖貓，你來(lái)錯(cuò)地方了，趕緊逃走吧!Andyou.Luca.thewrongsideoftheevolutionarycurve.沒(méi)錯(cuò)你也是，盧克，你顯然在進(jìn)化的時(shí)候投錯(cuò)了胎Okay.that'sit.好吧，隨你說(shuō)-You'regonnagetitgoodtoday.-Imakeapointtogetitgoodeveryday.-你今天一定會(huì)過(guò)的不錯(cuò)-我每天過(guò)的都不錯(cuò).Therealquestion,Luca,ishowshallIoutwityouthistime?說(shuō)眼前的事兒吧盧克，這次我怎么才能甩掉你？-What?-ShallIbaffleyouwithsimplemath?-什么?-我想用點(diǎn)簡(jiǎn)單的數(shù)學(xué)應(yīng)該就可以了吧?-Iknowhowtospell.-OrshouldIdistractyouwithsomethingshiny?-我可知道怎么寫(xiě)字.-或者我應(yīng)該找點(diǎn)小玩意兒轉(zhuǎn)移你的注意力?-Nowyou'remakingfunofme.-Ihopeso.You'renofuntolookat.-你真有趣.-我也希望是，不過(guò)你看起來(lái)不怎么高興.You'llnevergetthebestofme!Aaah!那是因?yàn)槟氵€沒(méi)那么有趣！??！-IthinkIjustdid.-Nottheducksagain!-我想我做到了-又是這些討厭的鴨子！jumpback!Andkissmyself.靠邊站吧!跟我斗.Oooh!噢!Iflevergetoffthischain.you'regoin'down.等我弄掉這鐵鏈的時(shí)候，你就死定了.Everybodybackup!Idon'tknowhowwildthisthingisgonnaget.大家后退！動(dòng)物兇猛！Ilovethesmellofcinnamon-appleinthemorning.早上就能聞見(jiàn)蘋(píng)果肉桂的味真好.[Sniffs]Itsmellslike...victory.聞起來(lái)好像勝利的味道.[Luca]Oooh!Ihatethisfatcat.??！我恨這肥貓.Somuchtime.andsolittleIneedtodo.時(shí)間太多無(wú)事可做[Squeaking]Mouse!耗子!Nothanks.I'mfull.不用了謝謝，我已經(jīng)吃飽了.Gethim.Garfield!抓住他,加菲爾德!Gethim.Jon!你去抓,喬恩!-[JonYelling]-[Objectscrashing]Oh.it'salwaysgottabesmashingandcrashing.家里的東西就是這樣碎掉的.Nobodypoisonsanymore.最后誰(shuí)都毫發(fā)無(wú)傷Aha!啊!Whoa--[Groans]哇--There'smyball!嘿，是我的球!Whatgoodisacatthatcan'tchaseamouse?一只貓要是不能抓老鼠還有啥用？Idon'tdothechasething.打打殺殺的日子我早就不過(guò)了.Allright.I'llhandlethis.好吧我來(lái)解決.Iknowyoudon'thearme.butcan'tyoujustlisten?我知道你聽(tīng)不懂我說(shuō)什么但你就不能用點(diǎn)心么?[Panting]Louis.whatareyoudoinginthehousewhenJon'shome?路易斯,喬恩在家的時(shí)候你還在屋子里干什么?Sorry.Garfield.man.Icouldn'thelpit.對(duì)不起,加菲爾德,老兄，我控制不住自己Look.whenheseesyou.heexpectsmorefromme.Don'tyougetthat?聽(tīng)著，每次他看見(jiàn)你的時(shí)候就希望我更多的做好貓的本職，你明白了么jon'sgotthosemacadamianutcookies.I'mtryingtomaintain.都怪喬恩屋子里那些堅(jiān)果做的餅干我實(shí)在是受不了誘惑才跑出來(lái)-Youunderstand?-Sure.AslongasyouunderstandIhavetoeatyou.-你明白了？-當(dāng)然，不過(guò)你也得明白這樣的話我就得吃掉你.Aw!呃[GarfiieldSwallows]Mm.Mmm.唔唔[Slurping]-Mm!Mmm!-Oh.goodboy.-唔-好孩子See.Iknewyoucoulddoitifyouputyourmindtoit.看我就知道如果你想做就做的到-Youarethebestcataguycouldhave.-Mmm.-你是只最棒的貓-唔[chuckles]Mm!Mm!唔Mmm.M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mm.唔...........Haveyoutastedyourselflately?待會(huì)兒你應(yīng)該嘗嘗自己身上的味Hey.itwasn'texactlythefirst-classloungeinthereformeeither.嘿你也知道我住的對(duì)方不是頭等倉(cāng)Getyourselflost.Takeapowderforacoupledays.getahaircutandgrowabeard.你最好出去避避風(fēng)頭，改個(gè)發(fā)型整個(gè)容再回來(lái)cool.Ioweyouone."G."好，我欠你一次老兄Igotaquestionforyou.Doyouloveyourcat?假如我問(wèn)你，你愛(ài)你的貓咪么？你怎么回答Finally.backonmyregularschedule.總算又能過(guò)正常的生活了You'regonnamakesurehehasnothingbutKibblyKatfood.你要確信，他只會(huì)愛(ài)凱比貓糧Isn'tthatright.Persnikitty?對(duì)不對(duì)，柏斯妮?Thatcat'spussiseverywhere--TV.newspapers.T-shirts.電視里，報(bào)紙上，T-恤衫上到處都是那只蠢貓Whowouldwantthatkindofexposure?誰(shuí)會(huì)那么喜歡出風(fēng)頭?[DoorOpens]-Hey.buddy.-Yeah,cutthesmalltalk.What'sinthebag?-嘿老兄.-嗯，閑話少說(shuō)，包里面是什么東西?Remember,behappy.記住，快樂(lè)最重要.I'mhappywhenI'mwithyou.youdelicatemelange...我跟你在一起的時(shí)候很高興這些是oftomatopaste.ricottacheese.groundmeatandpasta!西紅柿醬，乳酪，肉糜味的通心粉Garfield.don'teventhinkaboutit.加菲爾德,想也別想動(dòng)那些東西That'smyfood.那是我的Imayjustnibble.我只嘗一點(diǎn)點(diǎn).Thanks.Happy.Andthankyouforjoiningus.謝謝，謝謝您的參與I'mchristopherMello.Remember--我是克里斯多佛梅隆.記住--Behappy.快樂(lè)最重要-[BellRings]-Okay.cut.Good.好的，停.-[Sneezing]-[Man]We'reclear.結(jié)束了GivemetheBenadryl.GivemetheBenadryl.給我我的藥給我我的藥Yeah!Yeah.好的好的.Yeah!Yeah.好的好的Damnedcatallergies.該死的過(guò)敏癥[Sneezes]Anywordfromthenetworkyet?網(wǎng)上有什么消息過(guò)來(lái)？Uh.no.butthey'relookingforadogactonGoodDay,NewYork.呃，還沒(méi)有，不過(guò)他們正在籌備一個(gè)關(guān)于狗的節(jié)目，在紐約Dogact!Storyofmylife.狗！看來(lái)我的人生要轉(zhuǎn)運(yùn)了！Lookingforadog.andI'mstuckwithacat.去找只狗來(lái)，我受夠了貓了Ithoughtthesegmentwentquitewell.我想這個(gè)部分非常好[WhinyVoice]"Ithoughtthesegmentwentquitewell.""我想這個(gè)部分非常好"Ofcourseitwentwell.youtoad!當(dāng)然很好，你這個(gè)癩蛤蟆！The50housewiveswhosawit.Iovedit.50個(gè)家庭主婦誰(shuí)看見(jiàn)了它都愛(ài)上它了ThisisWalterJ.chapmanreportinglivefromTheHague.這是沃爾特J.查普曼報(bào)道的在海牙現(xiàn)場(chǎng)報(bào)道Oh.please.whataknow-it-all!哦，拜托，你還真是個(gè)萬(wàn)事通！...weremetwithangrycrowds--...遇見(jiàn)一隊(duì)?wèi)嵟娜巳?-AndeverybodyalwayssaidIwasthehandsomeone.所有人以前都總是說(shuō)我是個(gè)大帥哥Iwasthesmartone.AndIwasbornfirst.是最聰明的是生來(lái)就要做第一的人Butthereyouare"livefromTheHague"..而你在那報(bào)道什么海牙andhereIamworkingwiththissackofdanderonadead-endregionalmorningshow.而卻得和這幫廢物一起工作做這個(gè)毫無(wú)前途的爛節(jié)目Backtoyou.Dan.該你了，丹.Backtoyou.Dan.該你了，丹.Garfield!加菲爾德!-[Moaning]-Didyoueatallfourboxesoflasagna?你把所有通心粉都吃了？[Hiccups]It'snotmyfault.Theystartedit.不賴我，是它們太好吃了WhatamIgonnadowithyou?我該怎么處置你呢？Loveme.Feedme.Neverleaveme.愛(ài)我，養(yǎng)我，永遠(yuǎn)不拋棄我comeon.Let'sgoforaridetosomeplaceyoulove...走，咱們出去走走，去個(gè)你喜歡的地方thatalwaysleavesyoufeelingpamperedandrefreshed.你吃太多了應(yīng)該去那看看Huh?Oh.Iknow--chuckE.cheese.呃？我知道了，過(guò)來(lái)吧[Garfield]Thankyou.謝謝No?Wendy's?TacoKitty?No?去溫迪那？還是塔可凱逖？Well.I'mstumped.MaybeOliveGardenforyou?好吧，我不知道，可能是奧利弗公園？Hmm.TheonlytimeIeverleavemycul-de-saciswhenJontakesmetothevet...唔，當(dāng)我離開(kāi)死胡同的時(shí)候肯定是喬恩帶著我出去whichhe'sbeendoingalotrecently.anditappearstohavenothingtodowithme.最近他老愛(ài)這么干不過(guò)去什么地方好像跟我無(wú)關(guān)jonmustwanttogoforhisownreason.喬恩要去什么地方他自己都有主意Well.there'snothingwrongwithGarfield.好了，加菲爾德沒(méi)什么毛病He'sjustahappy.fat.Iazycat.他只是只快樂(lè)，不運(yùn)動(dòng)的胖貓.Noneedforasecondopinion.不用再做檢查了.-Well.Iworryabouthim.-Iknowyoudo.-好吧我剛才有點(diǎn)擔(dān)心.-我知道.Ooh![Giggles]噢Youknow.youcareabouthimmorethananyownerI'veeverknown.你對(duì)他的關(guān)心比我看到的其他主人對(duì)他們寵物的關(guān)心要多的多"Him"hasaname.IsthisanH.M.O.?“他”有名字這是衛(wèi)生維護(hù)組織嘛L(fēng)et'sgetGarfieldinforhisdip.Iwannatalktoyouinprivate.讓加菲爾德自己在這玩會(huì)兒，我想跟你單獨(dú)聊聊-Mm.Oh!-She'ssobeautiful.-噢！-她真漂亮.Uh.Mr.Pathetic.you'vehadacrushonhersincehighschool.呃，多愁善感先生，高中的時(shí)候你就被她迷住了Wouldyoupleaseaskheroutsoshecanrejectyou,andwecangetonwithmylife?你應(yīng)該邀她出來(lái)，然后她甩了你咱們就能繼續(xù)現(xiàn)在的生活了-Ihavetoaskherout.-[Groans]我想約她-Wishmeluck.-Okay.goget'em.bigtiger.-祝我好運(yùn)-好吧去吧Youtheman.Youthefella.Youtheboss.你說(shuō)了算Youpreachtoher.Showherhowthecoweatsthecabbage...你對(duì)她嘮嘮叨叨，給她講講牛是什么吃草的吧youhopelessloser.你這個(gè)無(wú)可救藥的家伙Betty,today,whydon'tyoustartmeoffwithaSwedishmassage...貝蒂，今天我想先做個(gè)瑞典式的按摩...amanicureandapedicure.okay?然后修指甲再做個(gè)足療好么？Seaweedwrap.Ioofah...呃我要海藻浴bellyrub.uh...腹部按摩,呃...tailwaxingandthencrackmytoestofinish.尾巴上蠟最后腳趾按摩jon.there'ssomethingimportantIneedtoaskyou.喬恩,有件重要的事我要問(wèn)你SomethingthatIwouldn'taskmostguyswhocomeinhere.是件我不會(huì)問(wèn)別人的事情.Wait.no.IthinkIknowwherethisisgoing.等一下，我想我知道你要說(shuō)什么了-Youdo?-Ido.-你知道?-是啊.Liz.I'vewantedtoaskyouthesamethingforaverylongtime.莉斯,我很久以來(lái)也一直想問(wèn)你同樣的事情.-Areyousurethatwe'retalkingaboutthesamething?-Absolutely.-你真的確認(rèn)我們說(shuō)的是同一件事?-當(dāng)然.Yeah.uh.I'veneverbeenmoresureofanythinginmyentirelife.好吧，之前我從來(lái)沒(méi)有對(duì)別的事如此肯定過(guò).Liz.Iamreadytotakeachance.莉斯,我決定接受這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)-Iamreadyfor---[Yips]我準(zhǔn)備好--[Laughs]Thankyou.謝謝.-Adog!-[Laughs]一只狗!Adog.I'mreadyforadog.我已經(jīng)準(zhǔn)備好再養(yǎng)一只狗-[Laughs]-Hi.嗨-Hey.Ithinkhelikesyou.-Hi.Yeah.-我想他喜歡你-當(dāng)然-[Whines]-Hi.嗨.[chuckles]He'safrisky--friskylittlefella.isn'the?他是只活潑的小狗是不是？Hisname'sOdie.andhe'snotgonnamakeit...他的名字是歐迪,如果讓他成天呆在籠子里ifhehastolivehislifeinacage.他肯定活不下去.Heneedstobeloved.他需要愛(ài).[HairDryerBlowing]Well.thankyou.Thankyouverymuch.Iadiesandgentlemen.謝謝，非常感謝，女士們先生們.-No.maybenotinmyneighborhood.-[Whining]這個(gè)發(fā)型在我們那可能不太合適.Hey,Boomer,Ireallygottarun.嘿，各位，我要走了.Gottafly.everybody.Really.please.staybehindthesecurityfences.我的飛機(jī)要到了，真的，請(qǐng)保持在安全線后面Sogreatofyoutocomeouttoseeme...非常感謝你們能來(lái)看我...butI'vegotsomebodywaitingforme.verydevoted.almostcrippled.但是還有人在等著我深?lèi)?ài)我的人-[Meowing]-No,please,don'tcry.不，請(qǐng)不要哭泣Iknowwhatit'sliketobeunloved.Well,youdo.我知道你們可能感覺(jué)我不愛(ài)你們了I'lltrytocomebackandvisit.andifIdon't.I'lltrytowrite.我會(huì)盡快回來(lái)看你們的，如果趕不回來(lái)，我會(huì)寫(xiě)信給你們-Bye-bye.-Doesanybodyknowthisguy?-再見(jiàn)-有人認(rèn)識(shí)這家伙么?Bye-bye.everybody.Garfieldisleavingthebuilding.再見(jiàn)，各位，加菲爾德要離開(kāi)這里了.jon.youknowyoudon'thavetodothisifyoudon'twantto.喬恩,如果你不想養(yǎng)狗的話你大可不必這樣做No.No.it'sokay.不，不，沒(méi)關(guān)系.Somepartofmealwayswantedtoknowwhatit'dbelike...有時(shí)候我也常想...tohaveapetthatactuallywantstoplaywithyou.有個(gè)寵物能陪我玩.[Laughs]You'reagoodfriend.你是位好朋友.Onequestion--AmIstillgorgeous?[Gasps]有個(gè)問(wèn)題，我看起來(lái)還帥么？jon.Ithinkwegotalittleproblemhere.喬恩，我想我們有麻煩了.-[Whining]-Uh,Jon--呃,喬恩Icanhelpthetransitiongosmoothly.我可以幫你度過(guò)一開(kāi)始的困難.[Garfiield]Jon,it'sinmyseat.Jon!喬恩,它在我的座位上!-Wecouldallgoouttogether.Park.dogshows.-Jon!Uh,Jon?-我們可以一起出去，公園、狗展-喬恩!呃,喬恩?-stufflikethat.-Uh,Jonnyboy?-諸如此類(lèi).-呃,喬恩?W-Waitaminute.Are--Areyou...askingmeout?等，等一下，你是在約我么？Oh,Jonnyboy,thetimehascometogetacaralarm.噢喬恩現(xiàn)在是時(shí)候裝個(gè)汽車(chē)報(bào)警系統(tǒng)了You'renotgonnabelieveit.Amongrelmutthasbrokenintoyourcar!你自己肯定都不相信，有個(gè)狗雜種闖進(jìn)你的車(chē)?yán)锪薌arfield.thisisOdie.He'scominghomewithus.加菲爾德,這是歐迪.他以后跟我們一起了Whoa!Youwentintheretogetadateandcameoutwithadog?哇！你跑來(lái)這里約了個(gè)會(huì)，然后就帶條狗回家了？Oh.that'sbadevenforyou.Oh.you'resosad!噢，真不幸，你太倒霉了Oh.no.no.no.We'renotbringingadoghomewithus.不不不不，我們不能帶條狗回家.Hey.Irideshotgun!我該坐前面的!Whatareyoulookingat.tickboy?你看什么呢，小子？[Garfiield]Jon,it'snottoolate.喬恩,現(xiàn)在還不晚Quickly,turnaround--beforehefindsoutwherewelive!趕快轉(zhuǎn)彎，別讓他知道我們住在哪兒！[crying]Pleasetakethistrousersnifferback!把這個(gè)氣味探測(cè)器送回去！-Please.-comeon.Odie.Let'sgo.-求你了.-來(lái)吧,歐迪.我們走.Thisisyournewhome.這是你的新家[crying]comeon.buddy.來(lái)吧jon.youhadme,achickmagnet...喬恩,你已經(jīng)有我在了andnowyou'vegotatickmagnet.現(xiàn)在又養(yǎng)條狗，我們是磁鐵的正負(fù)極[Sniffling]Garfield.jonbroughtadoghome.加菲爾德,喬恩帶了條狗回家.-Iamaware.Nermal.-Whywouldhedoathinglikethat?-我知道,奴奴.-他為什么這么做?Gee.Idon'tknow.Nermal.我也不知道,奴奴.Itjustseemslikeaweirdthingtodo...這樣做看起來(lái)真的很奇怪...bringingadogintoahousethatalreadyhasacat.家里已經(jīng)養(yǎng)了貓了又帶條狗回來(lái).canwedropit?Imean.it'snobig...deal.我們能不說(shuō)這個(gè)了么？我的意思是，沒(méi)啥大...不了的It's...justasplatteredbugonthewindshieldofmylife.這就像...一只飛蟲(chóng)停在我的擋風(fēng)玻璃上一樣Abug?飛蟲(chóng)?Adim-witted.smelly.goofy--[Sighs]一個(gè)愚蠢的臭烘烘的白癡--splatteredbugthatIwilldealwithappropriatelyandenthusiastically.對(duì)那蠢貨我會(huì)做的得體而且熱情的.-comeon.-Asyoucansee.I'mstillJon'sfavorite.-進(jìn)來(lái).-你馬上就發(fā)現(xiàn)我依舊是喬恩的最?lèi)?ài).Seeyalater.Garfield.Goodluckwiththebugthing!再見(jiàn)加菲爾德.希望你這兩天能過(guò)的愉快!comeon.進(jìn)來(lái).[Laughs]Thisispaybackfortheliverthing.isn'tit?這是對(duì)上次鵝肝事件的報(bào)復(fù)，是么？Payback.[Laughs]He'sanut.報(bào)復(fù)，他這個(gè)呆子Thisisyournewhome,Odie.That'smyofficeoverthere.這是你的新家，歐迪.那是我的辦公室.And.uh.theTVoverthere.電視在那邊-And,uh,thekitchen.-Hm.-那兒是廚房.-唔.Youwannagoseeit?Okay.goseethehouse.Goseeit.你想去看看么，好吧，自己過(guò)去看.Whydon'tyoudrawhimamap?你怎么不給他畫(huà)幅地圖？Okay.I'vegotta...remaincalm.that'sall.好吧，我還是能享受平時(shí)的安靜，那就夠了.jon'sacatguy.notadogguy.喬恩是不是個(gè)養(yǎng)狗的人.This'lllastaweek,maybe10days.Tops.一個(gè)星期，頂多10天.Boy.thispuppyisstupidgonewild!這小狗肯定就不在這了!Nah.thisisjustabaddream.I'mgonnaclosemyeyesandwhenIopenthem...不，這可能只是個(gè)噩夢(mèng)，我要閉上眼睛然后當(dāng)我睜開(kāi)的時(shí)候...everythingwillbebacktonormal.所有事情都會(huì)恢復(fù)原狀.-[Panting]-Ah!That'snotnormal.啊!這可不是平常.Notclose.Oh.great.別再靠近了噢，好吧Dogcooties.Somebodyinoculateme.please.狗虱誰(shuí)來(lái)給我打疫苗-[Thuds]-[Shudders]Thisisanightmare.I--真是個(gè)噩夢(mèng)Ijustneedalittlequalitytimewithman'srealbestfriend--我只是想要一些時(shí)間和人最好的朋友--television.電視待一會(huì)兒.[chuckles][Sputters]No.no.no.No.no.No.不不不不不不Hey.newguy.Ietmehipyoutotherules.okay?嘿，新來(lái)的，讓我告訴你規(guī)矩好么？Numberone--that'smychair.allright?第一這是我的椅子Ievenseeyouraisealeg.andit'son.it'sgotime.pal.你一只爪子也不能碰它知道么，現(xiàn)在你可以走了Verywell.很好.-[Smack]-[Whines]Yeah,IthinkIjustmayhaveamentaladvantageonthisguy.嗯，我想我的腦子還是比這家伙好使.Leavemealone.I'mnotkidding.YodelOdie.別纏著我我不是開(kāi)玩笑，歐迪.Popawormpillandhittheroad.I'mbusy.自己挖條蟲(chóng)子上街上玩去，我很忙.Youwannaplay?Fine.Youcanbemynewastronaut.你想玩？好吧，你可以當(dāng)我的新太空人.Gojumpinthepail.andwe'llshootyouintoouterspace.跳進(jìn)桶里去然后我就送你去太空.comeon.It'srealsimple.Here.I'lleventhrowyourballinthere.來(lái)吧，真的很簡(jiǎn)單來(lái)，我還給你個(gè)球在里面可以玩.Followtheball,andjumpinthepail.去找那球跳到桶里去.comeon.Odie.justlikethis.來(lái)吧歐迪.就像這樣.comeonoverhereandjustjumprightintothepail.andhelpme.過(guò)來(lái)跳進(jìn)去就行，幫幫我.comeon.No.Justinherelikethis.過(guò)來(lái)，到這里就行.Uh-oh!Don'ttouchthat!噢！別碰那個(gè)！Aaah!啊!Oh,no!不!Whoa!哇!Aaah!啊!Oh.no!不!Houston,wehaveaproblem.休斯頓，我們有麻煩了.Odie,getoffthepail.歐迪,把桶拿開(kāi)Wouldyougetoffthepail,please?能把桶拿開(kāi)么?Okay,timeforanewgame.好吧現(xiàn)在來(lái)玩新游戲.It'scalled"myclawinyourbutt"game.名字叫“貓爪打屁屁”comehere!Getbackhere!別跑！回來(lái)！comeon!I'lIjustusemyleftclaw.回來(lái)！我只用左爪Ifmylegswerelonger,I'dhavecaughtyoubynow.comehere.如果我的腿再長(zhǎng)一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)，我肯定已經(jīng)捉住你了別跑Justwaitforonesecond.等一下Slow...down.慢點(diǎn).-[Laughs]-Ahhh---啊Well.well.well.I'vegotyounow.fatcat.很好，我現(xiàn)在能抓住你了，肥貓.Hey.Luca.isthatanewchainyou'rewearin'.fella?嗨盧克,那是你的新鏈子？Looksgoodonya.Youlookgreat.Youbeenworkingout?嘖嘖，看起來(lái)真不錯(cuò)，你現(xiàn)在可以出來(lái)了？Oh.I'vebeenwaitingyearsforthis.我等了很多年這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)了.-Wouldthatberegularyearsordogyears?-[Growls]呃，你說(shuō)的年是狗的算法還是正常的一年?-[cowering]-[Barks]Whatthe--Getawayfromme.pip-squeak.怎么--離開(kāi)我，你這小家伙.Uh.Luca.thisisOdie.Odie.Luca.呃，盧克這是歐迪.歐迪,這是盧克.Luca.domeafavorandeathimforme.wouldyou.please?盧克幫我個(gè)忙，把他吃了吧?-[Girlcat]Garfield.areyouallright?-Ithinkso.-加菲爾德,你沒(méi)事?-應(yīng)該沒(méi)有Luca'sabouttohaveOdieforlunch.盧克正要把歐迪當(dāng)午餐.Ifitwasn'tforOdie.you'dbeLuca'schewtoy.如果不是歐迪你現(xiàn)在就成了盧克的磨牙玩具了.[Nermal]Yeah,hesavedyourlife.沒(méi)錯(cuò)，他救了你的命-Odie'sahero!-Why?BecauseIwasn'trippedtoshreds?-歐迪是個(gè)英雄!-為什么，因?yàn)槲覜](méi)被撕成碎片?No.Odie'sanimbecileuntilfurthernotice.不，因?yàn)闅W迪是個(gè)白癡，以后你們就知道了[JonGurgling]Hey,moondust...嘿...ifIwereyou.I'dgrabanicepieceofcarpet.如果我是你我就去找塊好點(diǎn)的地毯睡覺(jué)jondoesn'tletmesleepuptop.Ever.喬恩甚至甚至都不讓我睡在床上[Sighs]Odie--Youwannasleepinthebed?歐迪--你想睡在床上?Okay.好吧Wha--哇--Hey.buddy.Goodboy.Who'sagoodboy.huh?嘿，好孩子誰(shuí)是好孩子？Youwanttosleeponthebedtonight?你想在床上上睡覺(jué)？[JonInHighVoice]Yes,Ido.Yes,Ido.是的我想，是的我想IthinkI'mgoingtoblowcat-chowchunks.我想我要輸?shù)粢欢沿埣Z了.Goodnight.Odie.Goodnight.Garfield.晚安,歐迪.晚安,加菲爾德.Great.Wishmeluckwiththenightmares.好吧，祝我噩夢(mèng)愉快.Anotherdayruined.又是倒霉的一天.Oh.youlittlesuck-up.Oh!噢，你這個(gè)小馬屁精!∮∮[Singing]Whoa!Whoa.baby.哇噢！No.Down.Down.dumbdog.不，下去笨狗.Whatpartof"no"don'tyouunderstand?你不明白“不”的意思么Thepushoffthechair?Off!.Idon'twanttoplay.也不明白被推下去的意思？下去，我不想玩Oh!Look.WhatamIsupposedtosay?噢！我該說(shuō)什么？"ThanksforsavingmyhidewithLuca?"“感謝你從盧克那救了我？”O(jiān)kay.thanksforsavingmyhidewithLuca.Getoff!.好吧，感謝你從盧克那救了我下去！WherewasI?Righthere.Iwasrighthere.我在哪兒？我在這，我原來(lái)就在這Oh![Groans]噢！Thatwasacheapshot.這一記可打的不怎么的.Hitaguywhenhe'snotlooking?Okay.從別人背后偷襲？好吧.Oh.excuseme.I-Ithinkyoumayhaveforgottensomething.對(duì)不起，我，我想你忘了點(diǎn)什么東西.IsawthisandIthought.prettysureitwasyour--我看見(jiàn)這個(gè)，我肯定這個(gè)是你的--Oh,Ilovetodishitout.[Laughs]噢，我真喜歡痛扁他地感覺(jué)-∮∮[continues]-Watchout.Yousee.youcan'ttouchthis.小心點(diǎn)，你不能碰這個(gè)comeon.Uh-huh.來(lái)啊That'sright.Don'tsneakuponme.baby.對(duì)，別想再?gòu)奈冶澈笸狄u.Oh.comeonwiththat.噢，對(duì)就這樣.Getthatweakstuffouttahere.你跳的太爛了.Isthatbuttbroken?你的屁股是扭了還是怎么了？No.it'ssomethinglikethishere.不，應(yīng)該這樣.canyoudothis?這個(gè)動(dòng)作你能做么？Uh.shouldn'tthosehipsbeintheshop?Walkthisway.please.呃，臀部要放松這樣跳I'm-awalkingthedog.我在溜狗么.Well.stepitupalittlebit.Somethinglikethis.好吧，步伐再快一點(diǎn)像這樣.Ho.Iookatthis.Watchoutforthisthing.噢，看著，注意看這個(gè).Itcouldgo.Uh-huh.應(yīng)該這樣.Youprobablyshould'vepracticedinthegarage...在你和我這樣水平的跳之前beforeyousteppeduptosomeoneofmylevel.你應(yīng)該在車(chē)庫(kù)多練練Backup.comeon.后退.Flywithme.Maybesomethingalittlebitmorechallenging.跟我一起飛起來(lái)，這樣更有挑戰(zhàn).Hey!How'boutthis?Outthefrontdoor.嘿！這個(gè)主意怎么樣去門(mén)口跳.Takeitoutside!在外面跳!Lookwho'shereontheporch.看看是誰(shuí)在門(mén)廊.I'mwalkingtheporch.I'mholdingatorch.I'mreadytoscorch.是我我拿著一把火炬，我要燒焦這里.Uh-huh.That'sfancyfootwork.噢，這步法真是充滿創(chuàng)意.Hey!Look.Garfield'sdancingwithOdie.看！加菲爾德在和歐迪跳舞.They'relikebuddiesnow!他們現(xiàn)在象是好朋友了!What'sthematter?Oh.myGod!Odie.whatareyoudoinghere?怎么回事？噢，老天歐迪,你在這干嘛呢?Iwasdoingasolodance,andacreepydogcomesupnexttome?我正在獨(dú)舞，這笨狗竟然在后面學(xué)我?Didyouguysseethat?Thankyou,fellas.Thankyou.你們看見(jiàn)了？謝謝謝謝Didyouguysseethat?Thankyou,fellas.Thankyou.你們看見(jiàn)了？謝謝謝謝Uh-oh.Here'smoretrouble.呃，麻煩連連Lookatthegoonylookonhisface.看他臉上那高興勁兒.-comeon.buddy.comehere.comeon.-Takinghimbacktothevet?-過(guò)來(lái)寶貝.-要把他帶回獸醫(yī)診所那了?-TimeforourdatewithLiz.-Takin'himbacktothekennel,right?-我們現(xiàn)在去跟莉斯約會(huì).-把他帶回狗窩是么?Yeah?Areyouputtinghimupforadoption?或者，你要找人領(lǐng)養(yǎng)他？Hey,Garfiield,Jon'stakingOdieonhisdatewithLiz...嘿，加菲爾德,喬恩帶著歐迪跟莉斯約會(huì)去了...-andhe'sleavingyoubehind.-Iknow.Nermal.-卻把你留在這.-我知道,奴奴.[Nermal]They'reoffonanadventureandyou'restillhere.他們出去樂(lè)了，你卻還在這Andyourpointis?你是什么意思?Well.that'sgottafeelbad...好吧，我覺(jué)得你現(xiàn)在的感覺(jué)一定不好...beingleftbyJonwhilehetakesOdieout.當(dāng)喬恩帶著歐迪出去玩卻把你留在這里的時(shí)候.It'slikeyou'renothisfavoriteanymore.這好像是說(shuō)你不再是他的最?lèi)?ài)了.Hey.whatdoyousayweplaybrainsurgeon?嘿，我們來(lái)玩大腦外科手術(shù)的游戲你們說(shuō)怎么樣?Wouldyougogetmypowertools?[Groans]你去取我的手術(shù)工具?Thisissosad.說(shuō)起來(lái)真讓人傷心.jonhascompletelylosthismind.喬恩最近完全失去理智了.Doesn'trealizehowimportantIamtohim.根本忘記了我對(duì)他有多重要.Ineedtobesoveryunderstandingofhim...在這個(gè)困難時(shí)期atthisdifficulttime.我必須理解他.Hey.waitup!Waitupforme!Youforgotme!嘿。等等！等等我！你把我忘了！Slowdown!Pleaseslowdown!I'mrightbackhere!慢點(diǎn)！求求你慢點(diǎn)！我就在后面！Waa--oh!IthinkIpulledahamstring.哇--噢！我想我抓住保護(hù)杠了Allright.It'sokay.I'mon.I'mon.Relax.好吧，我上來(lái)了，放松.Oh.mypoornose.噢，我可憐的鼻子.[ManOnP.A.]So,ifyouownMarie,pleasecomeandclaimher.如果你是瑪麗的主人，請(qǐng)馬上過(guò)來(lái)認(rèn)領(lǐng)[ManOnP.A.]So,ifyouownMarie,pleasecomeandclaimher.如果你是瑪麗的主人，請(qǐng)馬上過(guò)來(lái)認(rèn)領(lǐng)Thankyouverymuch.非常感謝Now,beforetheshowstarts,goovertothesnacksectiononthesouthlawn...表演開(kāi)始前，各位可以去南面的草坪上享用各種小吃andgetthosegoodies.還有小商品可以購(gòu)買(mǎi)Wehavethingstherethatwe'resure--我們確保那些商品...[Groans]Yeah.goonahead.Uh--好吧繼續(xù)走--I'lIcatchupwithya.It'sprobablyjustamildconcussion...我會(huì)趕上你們的只是有點(diǎn)輕度腦震蕩...or--oraskullfracture.或者是頭骨骨折.MaybeI'llgetacATscan.也許我應(yīng)該先去做個(gè)貓科檢查.AcATscan!呃貓科檢查![ManOnP.A.]I'dliketoaskthejudgesnow...我想請(qǐng)?jiān)u委...iftheywouldpleasetaketheirpositionsfortheviewings.在他們的座位上就座.Oh,watchyourstepthere.[Laughs]噢走路注意.[Applause]Ladiesandgentlemen.welcometothedogshow.女士們先生們，歡迎到我們的狗展.Well.whatifIcompromisealittle?好吧，也許我也應(yīng)該采取一些折中手段How'boutIdotherollingaroundwiththeyarnballthing?跟你在院子里玩玩球什么的AndI'llpurr.I'llpurrlikeaFerrari.OrmakethataJaguar.我可以學(xué)法拉里或者美洲豹戰(zhàn)斗機(jī)的聲音Iwon'tclimbdrapesthough.That'smorethanyougetfromsomedumbdog.我不會(huì)再抓窗簾我可比那笨狗能做的事多多了Oops.Dogs.Uh-oh.噢！全是狗-Oh.what?You'reallgonnatakeitpersonally?-Down.boy.Sit.-噢！你們都要來(lái)么-別動(dòng)，坐下-Stay!-[Garfiield]Now,I'mgonnadie.-站住!-完蛋了，我要死了Oh,nowIreallyamgonnadie!噢！我真的要死了！Excuseme.canIgetthroughhere?對(duì)不起，我能從這過(guò)么?-[clamoring]-Nooneunderthistarp.Ah!That'smyear!沒(méi)人在這下面，??！我的耳朵[ManOnP.A.]Owners,maintaincontrolofyourdogs.主人們，管好你們自己的狗People,controlthoseanimalsnow!大家控制住那些狗Music!Music.youidiot!音樂(lè)音樂(lè)！你這個(gè)白癡！∮∮[Dance]-Yeah,playthemusic.-[Sighs]對(duì)，放些音樂(lè)[Garfiield]That'smybadknee.Stopit.Allright!別咬我的膝蓋，好吧-Feets,don'tfailmenow!-[Barking]撒丫子快跑啊[ManOnP.A.]Iapologizeforthis.Pleaseexcusethisoutburst.我對(duì)這次突發(fā)事件感到抱歉-Thisishighlyirregular.-Odie!Odie![Whistles]-這太不正常了-歐迪!歐迪!Odie!Odie,comeon.comeon,buddy.comeonback.歐迪!歐迪，過(guò)來(lái).過(guò)來(lái)，回我這兒來(lái)Odie!Odie,youwantatreat?Huh?Buddy?歐迪!歐迪,你想被罰么？∮∮[continues]Okay.AlIright.Ineedaride.好吧，我還沒(méi)事，我需要輛車(chē).I'macatintrouble.I'mhitchingarideinyourmuumuu.我是只貓我現(xiàn)在有麻煩借你的袍子一用-Ooh!-comeon!Let'smove!-噢!-走，咱們走!-[Barking]-Go!Let'smove!Dig!Dig!Hyah!Hyah!快跑!快跑!快跑!comeon,Pinkie.Moveitout!Oh!Sorry.Sorry.加油，快跑！不好意思Move!Move!Move,Pinkie!Move,Pinkie!Move!加油，快跑！[ManOnP.A.]Wecertainlyhaveanewstarinthearena.我們這又發(fā)現(xiàn)了一位新明星Ladiesandgentlemen,thisisamazing!女士們先生們這真令人驚奇[Happy]TalentedIittlefella.huh?天才小狗啊Hyah.Pinkie!Hyah!They'regainingonus.Pinkie!加油！他們要追上了Acat'slifeisatstake.Whoa!貓的一生就是做賭注Thanksfortheride.多謝讓我搭車(chē)Excuseme.ma'am.Pleasecall911.對(duì)不起請(qǐng)打911[crying]Please!求求你們ThisisexactlywhatIdeserveanyway.也許我命該如此IpromiseifIsurvive.I'llnevercompetewithadogagain.我發(fā)誓如果我沒(méi)死我再也不招惹狗了Okay!Yougotme!好吧，你們贏了ButbeforeIsaygood-bye--Oh.isn'tthisthefinalirony?在我說(shuō)永別之前哦，這句話是不是很有諷刺意味？Lookwho'sheretowitnessthis.Themailman!看，誰(shuí)是這兒的目擊人是郵差！You'resostupid.你們真夠笨的∮∮[continues]Whoo!Yeah!哇！好?。hoo.Whoo-hoo.噢噢??！∮∮[Ends][Laughs]Yes!好的!Odie,comehere.That'sagoodboy.Oh,hi.歐迪,過(guò)來(lái)，真是個(gè)好孩子[ManOnP.A.]Ladiesandgentlemen,Happychapman.女士們先生們,我是快樂(lè)查普曼.[Laughs]Thatisonetalenteddog!這是天才小狗![cheering]Youknow.thisisexactlythekindofdog...這就是我要找的狗...thatcouldhaveafutureintelevision.在電視上一定能大紅大紫.Oh.thankyou.Mr.chapman.butOdie'sjustmypet.謝謝查普曼先生,歐迪只是我的寵物Andthat's--that'sallIreallywanthimtobe.而且，我也不想讓他當(dāng)什么明星.-You'rekidding.-No.-你在說(shuō)笑.-不.Okay.Well.thisisforyou.好吧，這是給你的And.uh...并且，呃...thisisforyouifyouhappentochangeyourmind.這個(gè)也給你，如果你改變主意.Youjustringmeup.Yougive--"Hello?Hello?你可以給我電話就說(shuō)：“喂喂？Ichangedmymind.Iwannabeastar."我改主意了我想變成明星”-Okay.-Okay!-好的-好!-Okay.-Let'shearitforOdie!-好.-給歐迪點(diǎn)掌聲![ManOnP.A.]Whatasensationalendingtoaratherunconventionalshow!在這個(gè)不尋常的展出上多么感人的結(jié)尾啊!-Smile.-Ourwinnertoday...-笑.-我們今天的冠軍...afabulousdancingpuppycalledOdie!一只令人難以致信的會(huì)跳舞的小狗歐迪!...thecul-de-sac.Neverleavethecul-de-sac.Neverleavethecul-de-sac....死胡同.永遠(yuǎn)別離開(kāi)死胡同.永遠(yuǎn)別離開(kāi)死胡同.N-Neverleavethecul-de-sac.Neverleavethecul-de-sac.永遠(yuǎn)別離開(kāi)死胡同.永遠(yuǎn)別離開(kāi)死胡同.Neverleavethecul-de-sac.Neverleavethecul-de--永遠(yuǎn)別離開(kāi)死胡同.永遠(yuǎn)別離開(kāi)死胡同.[Groans]I'mh-home.終于到家了.-[Jon]Ihadfuntoday.Thankyou.-[Liz]Yeah,metoo.-今天過(guò)的真高興，謝謝你約我們?nèi)?-我也是.Wouldyouliketocomein?要進(jìn)來(lái)坐坐么?-Uh.nottoday.-Iknewthat.-呃，今天不行.-好吧我知道.-I'msorry.-Jon.Iwannacomeover.justnottoday.-對(duì)不起.-喬恩,我想去，只是今天不行.Ihavetocoverforanothervet.我還得去獸醫(yī)診所Oh!Really?哦，是么？