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Alice

In

Wonderland

script

TheFirstAct

(AliceandAlice’sfatherenteronthestage)

Alice:I'm

falling

Down

a

dark

hole.

Then

I

see

strange

creatures.

Alice’s

father:What

kind

of

creatures?

Alice:There's

a

dodo

bird,

a

rabbit

in

a

waist

coat

and

a

smiling

cat

Alice’s

father:

I

did

not

know

cats

could

smile.

Alice:Neither

did

I.

And

there

is

a

blue

caterpillar.

Alice’sfather:A

blue

caterpillar?

Alice:Do

you

think

I've

gone

round

the

bend?

Alice:I'm

afraid

so.

You're

mad,

bonkers,

off

your

head

.But

I'll

tell

you

a

secret.

All

the

best

people

are.

It's

only

a

dream,

Alice,

nothing

can

harm

you

there.

But

if

you

get

too

frightened,

You

can

always

wake

up.

Like

this…

TheSecondAct

Thirteenyearslater

Alice:Must

we

go?

Alice’smother:Yes,we

must

.

Alice:Father

would

have

laughed.

I'm

sorry.

I'm

tired.

I

didn't

sleep

well

last

night.

Alice’smother:Did

you

have

bad

dreams

again?

Alice:Only

one.

It's

always

the

same,ever

since

I

can

remember

.Do

you

think

that's

normal?Don't

most

people

have

different

dreams?

Alice’smother:I

don't

know.

Hamish’smother:Alice,

Hamish

is

waiting

to

dance

with

you

.

Go.

Alice’smother:Sorry.

Hamish’smother:Oh!Letitpast.

(AlicedancewithHamish)

(Inthepavilion,inthefaceofall,HamishproposingtoAlice)

Hamish:Will

you

be

my

wife?Alice?

Alice:Well...Everyone

expects

me

to.And,

you're

a

Lord.My

face

won't

last

and

I

don't

want

to

end

up

like…But

this

is

happening

so

quickly,

I...

I

think

I

...

I

need

a

moment.

(Alicefollowedtherabbitcametoabigtree.shefellintoablackholebelowthetree,thebottomoftheblackholehasahall,surroundedbyalotofdoors.Attheend,shefoundatinydoor.Thenshesawasmallkeywaslyingonthetableandasmallbottleofliquidmedicine,bottlethatread:”drinkme”)

Alice:It’sonlyadream.

(MiniatureAliceopenedthetinydoor,intotheundergroundkingdom.Shesawmanykindsofstrangecreatures)

Alice:Thingsmoreandmorestrange.

(Tweedledee,Tweedledumandtherabbitenteronthestage)

Tweedledee:SheisAlice.

Tweedledum:SheisnotAlice.

Tweedledee:SheisAlice!

Tweedledum:She’snotrealAlice!

Alice:Whoareyou?

Tweedledee:Oh,

I'm

Tweedledee

and

he's

Tweedledum.

Tweedledum:Myfoot!I'm

Tweedledum

and

he's

Tweedledee.

Rabbit:Don’tmindthem!I‘lltakeyoutofindAbsolum.

Alice:WhoisAbsolum?

(WhentheymeetAbsolum)

Absolum:Whoareyou?

Alice:Absolum?

Absolum:YouarenotAbsolum,Iam.Theproblemisthatwhoyouare?

Alice:Alice.

(RabbittakeouttheOraculum)

Rabbit:ThisisOraculum.

Absolum:ShowhertheFrabjusDay.

Rabbit:Yes,Frabjus,beingthedayyouslaytheJabberwocky.

Alice:Sorry?Slaythewhat?

Rabbit:ThatbeingyoutherewiththeVorpalsword.NootherswordscankilltheJabberwocky.Nohow.Ifitain'tVorpal,ain'tdead

Absolum:Yougo,RedQueeniscoming.

TheThirdAct

(InRedQueen’spalace,RedQueenenteronthestage)

RedQueen:Someonehasstolenthreeofmytarts!DidYoustealthem?

GuardA:No,YourMajesty.

RedQueen:DidYou?

GuardB:No,YourMajesty.

RedQueen:DidYoustealthem?

GuardC:No,YourMajesty.

RedQueen:Didyoustealmytart?

GuardD:No,YourMajesty...

RedQueen:It'scranberryjuice.

GuardD:Iwassohungry!Ididn'tmeanto...

RedQueen:Offwithhishead!

GuardD:Myfamily!No,please,pleasedon't!Ihavelittleonestolookafter!Majesty!

RedQueen:Oh,littleJack!Wherehaveyoubeenlurking?

Jack:Majesty...IhavefoundtheOraculum.

RedQueen:That?LookssoordinaryforanOraculum.

Jack:Lookhere.FrabjusDay.

RedQueen:I'dknowthattangledmessofhairanywhere.IsitAlice?

Jack:Ibelieveitis.

RedQueen:WhatisshedoingwithmydarlingJabberwocky?

Jack:Sheappearstobeslatingit.

RedQueen:ShekilledmyJabberbabywocky?

Jack:Notyet.Butitwillhappenifwedon'tstopher.

RedQueen:FindAlice,Jack.Findher!

(JackwithagroupofsoldierstogolookingforAlice)

TheFourthAct

(AfterAliceescapedfromtheheavyhair,shecametoajunglebeast.ThenshemetChester.ChestertakesAlicetofindHatterandRabbit)

Chester:Whatdoyoucallyourself?

Alice:Alice.

Chester:TheAlice?

Alice:Therehasbeensomedebateaboutthat.

Chester:Inevergetinvolvedinpolitics.You'dbestbeonyourway.

Alice:Whatway?AllIwanttodoiswakeupfromthisdream.

Chester:Fine.I'lltakeyoutotheHareandtheHatter,butIcanonlydothat.

(Infrontofadesertedhut,Hatterisdrinkingtea.WhenhesawAlice,heisveryexcited)

Rabbit:IsitthewrongAlice?

Hatter:It'sabsolutelyAlice.You'reabsolutelyAlice.I'dknowyouanywhere.I'dknowhimanywhere!WemustconducttheFrabjusDay!

All:TheFrabjusDay!TheFrabjusDay!

Hatter:Have

you

any

idea

why

a

raven

is

like

a

writing

desk?

Rabbit&Chester:Down

with

the

Bloody

Big

Head!DownwiththeBloodyBigHead!

Alice:What?

Hatter:Bloody

Big

Head,

being

The

Red

Queen.

Chester:What’sthematterwithyou?Hatter,youusedtobeapistachionuts.Youusedtobethebestfordwigginsdancerhere.

Alice:What?Fordwiggins?

Hatter:Isakindofdance.OnthedayoftheFrabjusDay,whentheWhiteQueenwearingthecrownagain,Iwouldenjoydancingfordwiggins.

(Jackledsoldiersfoundhere)

Rabbit:Oh!TheRedQueenoneagain.

Hatter:Waitaminute.It’sbettertotakehertoseetheWhiteQueen.Shewouldbesafeoverthere.

(JackgrabbedHatter)

Alice:DamnyouRedQueen!Wherewilltheytakehimtogo?

Chester:ToRedQueen’spalace.

Alice:Wemustsavehim.

Chester:That’simpossble.

Alice:Idon’tcare.Ifnotforme,hewouldn’tbecaught.

Chester:Hey,what’sthis?

Rabbit:Ohmygod!It’sVorpalsword.Eventhegodishelpingus.TheFrabjusDayiscomingsoon,youmusttopreparetoconfronttheJabberwocky.Usethisswordtokillit,thenyoucansavehim.Let’sgo,I’lltakeyoutoWhiteQueen’spalace.

TheFifthAct

WhiteQueen:Welcome

to

Marmoreal.

Alice:I

believe

this

belongs

to

you.

WhiteQueen:The

Vorpal

sword

is

home

again.The

Armor

is

complete.Now

all

we

need

is

a

champion.

Come

with

me.

There's

someone

here

who'd

like

to

speak

with

you.

Alice:Absolem!

Absolum:Who

are

you?

Alice:I

thought

we'd

settled

this.

I'm

Alice,

but

not

that

one.

Absolum:How

do

you

know?

Alice:You've

said

so

yourself.

Absolum:I

said

you

were

not

hardly

Alice,

but

you're

much

more

her

now.

In

fact,

you're

almost

Alice.

Alice:Even

so,

I

couldn't

slay

the

Jabberwocky,

if

my

life

depended

on

it.

Absolum:It

will.

So

I

suggest

you

keep

the

Vorpal

Sword

on

hand

when

the

Frabjus

Day

arrives.

Alice:You

seem

so

real.

Sometimes

I

forget

that

this

is

all

a

dream.

Absolum:Alice,youcan’tlivetopleaseallpeople.Youhavetomakeyourowndecisions.Becausewhenyoustandagainstthewarcraft,youwillbealone.Atthattime,cryingisinvalid.

Alice:Don't

go.

I

need

your

help,

I

don't

know

what

to

do.

Absolum:I

can't

help

you

if

you

don't

even

know

who

you

are,

stupid

girl.

Alice:I'm

not

stupid!

My

name

is

Alice,

I

live

in

London.

I

have

a

mother

named

Helen

and

a

sister

named

Margaret.

My

father

was

Charles

Kingsley.

He

had

a

vision

thatstretched

around

theworld

and

nothing

ever

stopped

him.

I'm

his

daughter.

I'm

Alice

Kingsley.

Absolum:Thinkaboutit.Remember,theVorpalSwordknowswhatitwants.All

you

have

to

do,is

hold

on

to

it.

Farewell,

Alice.

Perhaps

I

will

see

you

in

another

life.

TheSixthAct

(RedQueenandWhiteQueenmeetonthebattlefield,AlicewillusetheVorpalSwordtokillstheJabberwocky)

WhiteQueen:Hello,

Iracebeth.

RedQueen:Hello

...

Mirana.

WhiteQueen:Iracy,

we

don't

have

to

fight.

RedQueen:I

know

what

you're

doing.

You

think

you

can

blink

those

pretty

little

eyes

and

I'll

melt,

justlikemommy

and

daddy

did.

WhiteQueen:Please.

RedQueen:No!

It's

my

crown!

I

am

the

eldest!

Jabberwocky!

Alice:

This

is

impossible.

Hatter:

Only

if

you

believe

it

is.

Alice:Sometimesbeforemybreakfast,Iwillthinkofasmanyassiximpossiblethings.

Hatter:Thatisagoodpractice.However,

just

at

the

moment,

you

really

might

want

to

focus

on

theJabberwocky.

RedQueen:Sowhere’syourwarrior?Sis.

WhiteQueen:Here.

RedQueen:Hello.

Jabberwocky:So

my

old

foe,we

meet

on

the

battlefield

once

again.

(AlicekilledJabberwocky)

RedQueen:The

Hatter

is

interfering

!Off

with

his

head!

Alice:Off

with

your

head!

RedQueen:Killher!

Soldier:Wewon’tlistentoyouanymore!

RedQueen:Offwithhishead!

(ThecrownbacktotheWhiteQueen)

WhiteQueen:Iracebeth,yoursinsareenoughtoletyoudie.Butitbreakmyoath.SoI’llbanishyoutotheborder.Noonewillbekindtoyou,noonewilltalktoyou.Youwillhavenofriendonthisworld.

Jack:HisMajesty.Ithinkyouwon’t...

WhiteQueen:Thereiso