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JohnWaters’commencementspeechatRISD,·沃特斯在羅德島設(shè)計(jì)學(xué)院的畢業(yè)----Yolanda地址 /v_show/id_XMTI2NjE0MzY4OA==.html?from=s1.8-1-導(dǎo)演·沃特斯(JohnWaters)6月9日在羅德島設(shè)計(jì)學(xué)院受邀了一場精彩的畢業(yè)。關(guān)于“種”由取惡 Allright.[Chuckles] eandgoodafternoon, ChairmanSpalter,honoredguests,parents,faculty,staff,and–mostly!–the183graduatesand486undergraduatesheretoday.IshouldsayrightoffthatIamreallyqualifiedtobeyourcommencementspeaker.Iwassuspendedfromhighschool,thenkickedoutofcollegeinthefirstmarijuanascandaleveronauniversitycampus.I’vebeenarrestedseveraltimes.I’vebeenknowntodressinludicrousfashions.I’vealsobuiltacareeroutofnegativereviews,andhavebeencalled“theprinceofpuke”bythepress.AndmostrecentlyatitleI’mreallyproudof:“thepeople’spervert.”Iamhonoredtobeheretodaywithmypeople.OK,I’msupposedtoinspireyou.How’sthis?SomehowI’vebeenabletomakealivingngwhatIlovebestfor50yearswithouteverhavingtogetarealjob.“Buthowcanyoubesodisciplined?”friendsalwaysaskwhenIlthemmyjobistogetupeverydayat6A.M.MondaytoFridayandthinkupinsanestuff.Easy!IfIdidn’tworkthishardformyself,I’dhavetogoworkforsomebodyelse.PlusIcangotomyofficeoneroomawayfrommybedroominmyownhousedressedinmyunderpantsifIwantto.You’relucky.WhenIwenttoschool,myteachersdiscouragedeverydreamIeverhad.Iwantedtobethefilthiest alive,butnoschoolwouldletme.IbetRISDwould’ve.YoucouldpossiblyevenmakeasnuffmoviehereandgetanA+.Hopefullyyouhavebeentaughtnevertofearrejectionintheworkplace.Remember,anoisfree.Askfortheworldandpaynomindifyouareinitiallyturneddown.Acareerintheartsislikeahitchhikingtrip:Allyouneedisone tosay“Getin”andoffyougo.AndthentheconfidenceOfcourse,playisequallyasimportanttoyoureducationaswork.Andinthefinearts,playiswork,isn’tit?Whatotherfieldallowsyoutodeductasbusinessexpensesfromyourtaxesgangstarap,GasparNoé’smovies,even aslongasyouuseitforresearch?Remember:Youmustparticipateinthecreativeworldyouwantto epartof.Sowhatifyouhavetalent?Thenwhat?Youhavetofigureouthowtoworkyourwayinside.Keepupwithwhat’scausingchaosinyourownfield.Ifyou’reavisualartist,goseetheshowsinthegalleriesthatarefranticallycompetingtofindtheonebadneighborhoodleftinManhattantoopenupWatcheverymoviethatgetsanegativereviewintheNewYorkTimesandfigureoutwhatthedirectordidwrong.Read,read,Watchpeopleonthestreets.Spy,benosy,And,asyougetolder,you’llneedyouthspiesthatwillkeepyouabreastofnewmusicthatnobodyhasheardofyetorbody-piercingmutilationsthatareingalltherage–evenbuddingsexuallytransmitteddiseaseyoushouldgotoanylengthtoNeverbelikesomeofmygenerationwhosay“Wehadmorefuninthe’60s.”No,wedidn’t!Thekidstodaywhostilllivewiththeirparentswhohaven’tseentheminmonthsbutleavefoodoutsidetheirbedroomdoorsarehavingjustasmuchfunshuttingdowntheernmentofforeigncountriesontheircomputeraswedidbanningthebomb.Todaymaybeofyourjuveniledelinquency,butitshouldalsobethefirstdayofyournewaduisobedience.Thesedays,everybodywantstobeanoutsider,politicallycorrecttoafault.That’sgood.Ihopeyouareworkingtoendracism,sexism,ageism,fatism.Butisthatenough?Isn’tbeinganoutsidersooo2014?Imean,maybeit’stimetothrowcautiontothewind,reallyshakethingsup,andreinventyourselfasanewversionofyourmostdreadedenemy–theinsider.LikeIam.Ha!Thefinalirony:Acreativelycrazy whofinallygetspower.Thinkaboutit:Ididn’tchange.Societydid.WhowouldhaveeverthoughtatopcollegelikeRISDwouldinviteafilthelderlikemyselftosetanexampletoitsstudents?See?There’shopeforeverybody.Youneedtopreparesneakattacksonsociety.HairsprayistheonlyreallydeviousmovieIevermade.ThemusicalbasedonitisnowbeingperformedinpracticallyeveryhighschoolinAmerica–andnobodyseemstonoticeit’sashowwithtwomensingingalovesongtoeachotherthatalsoencourageswhiteteengirlstodateblackguys.PinkFlamingoswaspreachingtotheconverted.ButHairsprayisaTrojanhorse:ItsnuckintoMiddleAmericaandnevergotcaught.Youcandothesamething.Listentoyourpoliticalenemies,especiallythesmartones,andthenfigureoutawaytomakethemlaugh.Nobodylikesaboreonasoapbox.Humorisalwaysthebestdefenseandweapon.Ifyoucanmakeanidiotlaugh,they’llatleastpauseandlistenbeforetheydosomethingstupid–toyou.Refusetoisolateyourself.Separatismisforlosers.Gayisnotenoughanymore.It’sagoodstart,butIdon’twantmymemoirstobeinthegaysectionneartruecrimeatthebackofthebookstorenexttothebathrooms.No!Iwantitupfrontwiththebest-sellers.Anddon’theterosexualkidsactuallyreceivemoreprejudiceinartschoolstodaythanthegayones?Thingsarea-changing.It’saconfusingtime.Thismightbetimeforatriggerwarning.Uh,theamazingconceptI’veheardaboutiswhereyou’resupposedtowarnstudentsifyou’regonnatalkaboutsomethingthatchallengestheirvalues?Ithoughtthat’swhyyouwenttocollege.Mywholelifehasbeenatriggerwarning.Butyouhavebeenwarned.Sothetriggerwarningis[in]effect,andnowbacktothepreparedspeech.Uh,don’thateallrichpeople.They’renotallawful.Believeme,Iknowsomeevilpoorpeople,too.Weneedsomerichpeople:Whoelseisgoingtobackourmoviesorbuyourart?I’mrich!Idon’tmeanmoney-wise.ImeanthatIhavefiguredouthowtoneverbearoundassholesatanytimeinmy andprofessionallife.That’srich.Andnotbeingaroundassholesshouldbethegoalofeverygraduateheretoday.It’sOKtohatethepoor,too,butonlythepoorofspirit,notwealth.Apoortomecanhaveabigbankbalancebutisstupidbychoice–judgemental,isolatedandunavailabletoI’malsosorrytoreportthere’snosuchthingaskarma.SomanyofmytalentedgreatfriendsaredeadandsomanyofthefoolsI’vemetandloathedarestillalive.It’snotfair,anditneverwillbe.Parents,nowit’stimetotalktoyou.God,thesekidscanbebrats,can’tthey?Entitledlittlebastards.Dotheythinkyou’remadeofmoney?Can’ttheygiveyouasecondtoadjusttosuchsocialchangesassexualreassignmentsurgery,hornimplants,andthepoliticalrightsoftheadult-babycommunity?And,youngadults,maybetodayisthedayyoustopblamingyourparentsforeveryproblemyou’veeverhad.Yes,it’sadragyouwerekeptlockedinacardboardboxundertheirbedanddailywhippedwithacar?rial,butit’stimetomoveon.We’veallbeendealtahand.Dealwithit!Whiningisneverappealinginacollegegraduate.And,parents,vice-versa:Youdon’tgettoorderupyourkids,either.Maybeyourdaughterdidtattooherentireface.Well,workwiththatyougot!Thinkpositively:MaybesopenafancytattooparlourinParis.I’mtouchedtosometimesseedistraughtparentsbringingtheirangryanddefiantteenagechildrenwiththemtoseemyspoken-wordshowinalast-ditchefforttobond.Atleastbothsidesaretrying.Thetruceofmaturitywillcometofamiliesifeverymemberispatient.Ioftenlookbackinwonderathowunderstandingmyparentswere.Dr.Spockdidn’thaveachapterinhischild-rearingbookonhowtohandleyousonifallhewantedtodoasachildwasplayCarAccident.Yetmymomtookmetojunkyardsasatoddlerandletmewanderaroundfantasizingghoulishly.MydadevenlentmethemoneytomakePinkFlamingos,andIpaidhimbackinfull–withinterest.But,lookingback,didIreallyexpecthimtobethrilledthatIhadmadeoneofthe“moststupid,vile,repulsivefievermade,”asVarietycalledit?Myparentsmademefeelsafe,andthat’swhyI’mupheretoday.That’swhatyoushouldtrytodotoyourchildrentoo–nomatterwhereyougetyourchildrenthesedays.Contemporaryart’sjobistowreckwhatcamebefore.Isthereabetterjobdescriptionthanthattoaspireto?Here’sanothertriggerwarning,andpardon[me]for[swearing]:Gooutintheworldanditupbeautifully.Designclothessohideousthattheycan’tbewornHorrifyuswithnewO
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