搞笑英文話劇劇本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文話劇劇本ThreeTimes'BeatingMonster人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空E：豬八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精Bl：B變成的村姑B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭N：哪吒T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenowS:Bajie,map!E:（摸出，遞給S）S:Look,master（湊近T）（T、S—齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,noftobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!E:Oh,master!Forgiveme（伸手拿回）T:（縮手）1'11keepitforyouunt訂wereachthewestE:ButT:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!MapE:（遡……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan'twalkonanymore!（坐）Mystomachdoesn'tallowSo.S:FatPig!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,IwillS:Youw訂1what（兇相）E:（軟禁）Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas（跳蚤）.S:Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefoodE:Yousee,masterishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don?tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebirothermonkegisaway*..T:EmItisa,doyouhaveanyideaS:Noproblem!（安裝）（B已躲在一旁偷看）E:Thisis---..S:Electrienet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster'sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:Em??-???Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!（走）T:Let'splaycards!［（三人開始打牌）音樂《斗地主》B:Hm!Hm!ElectrienetYouaretoochildish.（變成Bl）Bl:（接近三人，望著）CanIjoinyouT:I'msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.Bl:（在一旁觀看）Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb（打出）Bl:DoubleKing!T:Oh---.Iwin!Em,Lady,youareamaster—hand.Comeinandteachme!（準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門）S:（回來，看見Bl）Oh,monster!（上前就打）Bl:（倒）AhT:（氣ffi）Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!（深呼吸）S:Oh,pleasedon'tT:It'stoolate!（唱）0neemoreyouopenthedoor…（泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜）s：Please,Please,oh,no"（痛苦抱頭）T:（嗆住，咳）Wukong,Pmdisappointedwithyou!B:（真身出現(xiàn)）Hm!SunWukong,I'11teachyoualesson!（變成太婆）B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughterT:Daughter...（連忙擋住地尸體）No,sorry!（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋）s：（咬牙切齒）Youmonster,I'11beatyouintohell!（S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2）E&J:AreyouOk,master（扶T）J:Look,（伸食指）howmanyT:Two---..（暈乎乎地）SunWukong,gameover!（變成B3）B3:（看到Bl,B2尸體）Oh---.,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit!!（哭喊）S:I'11killyou,monster!（打）T:（想阻止，未及）You,you（險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶?。℡ouhavekilledthreelives!S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!

T:MonstezrYouarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!s：（悲，離去）（音樂，營(yíng)造"假"悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》E:Master,brotheirMonkeyisT:Seratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!B:（出現(xiàn)）Ha,ha,ha!（三尸體Bl,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走）T:（驚）YouareB:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!（E,J去阻斗，被擊退）B:（抓住T）f11enjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,haS:（悄悄走到B后，打B軍）Athousandyearslater.T:WukongE:.T：Oh,BrotheirMonkey!Ourheroisback!T:I,Ican'tunderstandWhathappenedS:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!T:How,howdidyoufindoutS:（沉默）Monkey5sintuition（直覺）N:Excuseme,whereisthecniminals；Ahyouaretoolate,Nezha!（對(duì)T）fvecalledthepolice.N:（搖醒B）Youareunderarrest.（出示證件）YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!（帀走B）T:Wukong（S不理T）Iadmitmymistakethistime（S仍不理）1'msorry（小聲）

S:WhatT:rmsorry.S:EmLouder,pleaseT:I......amsorry（S捂耳）（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個(gè)放伴奏）T:Let'sgoguys!（歌）S:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.E:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.J:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.AhAhSleepingonthegroundagainwesetout.T:Oneaftertheothertheseasonsgoby,andoheaftertheother,theyeargoon.Youwonderwheretheroadis.Theroadisunderyourfeet.Youuonderwheretheroadis,theroadisunderyourfeet英語(yǔ)話劇劇本TheBusAStoryaboutLoveandStinkyFeet5-6人英語(yǔ)劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學(xué)生活，關(guān)于愛和臭腳的故事。FemalestudentA:,FemalestudentB,FemalestudentC,BoyA:WangChiang-ruiBoyB,Oldwoman,SceneOne(Threefemalestudentsarechattingonabus.Becausealltheseatsaretaken,theyarestanding,holdingontosomeplasticringshangingdownfromthebusroof.Twoboysaresleepingintheirseats.Thenthebusarrivesatastopandanoldwomangetson.Shelooksattheseats.Seeingnoemptyseats,shestandsnexttoafemalestudentandholdsontoaplasticring.)Oldwoman:There5renoemptyseats.IguessI511havetostand.(Thefemalestudentsfindtheoldwomannothavingaseat.Theywanttohelpherfindonetositin.)FemalestudentA:Weshouldfindaseatforher.FemalestudentB:Right.Thosetwobadboysdidnotgivetheirseatstoher.(Thetwoboyscontinuetosleep.)FemalestudentC:Weshouldfindaseatforher.FemalestudentsA&B:Yes.(FemalestudentAgoestoBoyAandtapsonhisshoulder.)FemaleStudentA:Excuseme,couldyougiveyourseattothatoldlady(BoyAstretchesandcontinuestosleep.FemalestudentsAandBlookateachother.FemalestudentBtapsonBoyA'sshoulder.)FemaleStudentB:Hey!CanyougiveyourseattothatoldladyBoyA:(wakesup)IlinedupfortwentyhoursyesterdaytobuyA-Mei'snewalbum.I'mverytired.I'msorryIcan'tgivemyseattotheoldlady.(continuestosleep)FemalestudentC:WhatshouldwedoFemalestudentB:Let'sasktheotherboy.BoyB:(getsupsuddenly)Ah!All:(startled)Ah!FemalestudentB:WhathappenedFemalestudentB:Excuseme,canyougiveyourseattothatoldlady(BoyBfallsasleep.)FemalestudentA:Hello!IsitOKforyoutomakeroomforthatoldladyBoyB:Letmesleep,please.IreadanEnglishnovelallnightlastnightanddidn'tgetanysleep.CanyouletmesleepforawhileFemalestudentA:Well,we'vetried.FemalestudentB:Theyoungmanisreallybrash.Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngladies!I'mOK!Don'tthinkI'manoldwoman.Iamhealthy.(makesafewkickslikeayoungman)FemalestudentC:Maybeweworrytoomuch.Theoldlady'sveryhealthy.(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyandtheoldwomanfallsover.ItmakesBoyAwakeup.)BoyA:Oh!AreyouOKOldwoman:Oh!Oh!Mywaist!BoyA:Youcantakemyseat.(helpstheoldwomantotheseat)FemalestudentC:Hmm.Hejustgothisconscience.FemalestudentA:Yeah!Iwasjustabouttosaytheygotnomanners.FemalestudentB:Yeah.Ithoughthewasacold-bloodedanimal.BoyA:Hey!Watchyourownmanners.I'vegivenhermyseat.I'mreallyverytired.FemalestudentC:WhydidyouscreamBoyB:Ihadanightmare.Itwasterrible.(AtthistimeBoyBisembarrassed.Hedaresnotcontinuetosleep.)Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngman.I'moldanduseless.

BoyB:Don'tsaythat,fI'dgivenyoumyseatearlier,theaccidentwouldn'thavehappened.(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAfallsdown.)SceneTwo(TheOldwomanandBoyBsitintheseats.BoyAisstandingbehindthethreegirlsanddrowsing.Thethreegirlscontinuetochat.BoyAisdrowsingcarelesslyandbumpsintoFemalestudentA'sbody.)FemalestudentA:Oh!Whotouchedme(turnsherheadaroundandseesBoyAstandingbehindher)It'syou,rightBoyA:WhatFemalestudentB:WhyYoudiditintentionally,didn'tyouBoyA:Wait.Ididn'tdoanything.FemalestudentC:Youtouchedherintentionally,rightBoyA:Hey,I'mnotthatkindofperson.(looksatBoyB)Hey…IsityouBoyB:(confusedandshakeshishead)Notme.Iwassleeping.(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAbumpsintoFemalestudentAagain.)FemalestudentA:(angry)Stillsayingitwasn'tyouYoupig!BoyA:Ididn'tmeanit.Oldwoman:Nowadaysboysarenotthesameasthoseinthepast.Boysinthepastwereallverypolite.Nowboysarereckless.FemalestudentC:NowwhatdoyouhavetosayApologizetoher.Hurry!BoyA:Alright!Alright!(tofemalestudentA)I'msorry.(FemalestudentAignoreshimandcontinuestochatwiththeothertwogirls.)BoyA:It'snotmydaytoday.BoyB:Gentlemendon'tfightwithwomen.Andshe'snonicewoman.Oldwoman:Nowadaysgirlsdon'thavegoodtemper.Timereallychanged.BoyB:Olderpeopleknowmorethanus.Oldwoman:WhenIwasayoungstudent,Igotlovelettersfrommanymeneveryday.Forthesakeofmanners,Iwentoutwithdifferentmeneveryday.(BoysAandBdon'tknowwhattosay.Suddenlythebusdriverhitsthebrake.TheoldwomanbumpsintoFemalestudentC'ships.)FemalestudentC:(surprised)You(Theoldwomanlooks