生活大爆炸-第11季第20集-字幕-對白-中英文對照-看電影學(xué)英語-打印-word版

1、IfBruceBannersdrivingarentalcar如果布魯斯班納在開租來的車時andturnsintotheHulk,doyouthinkhescovered,變身成了綠巨人浩克車壞了保險賠嗎ordoesheneedtoaddtheHulkasanadditionaldriver?還是租車時他得先加上浩克為附加駕駛才行Youreallyneedagirlfriend.你真的該交個女朋友了Mailmanshere!郵差來啦Aw.Rememberwhenheusedtogetatexcitedtoseeus?還記得他當(dāng)年看到我們也這個興奮勁兒嗎DoyouhaveanymailforDr

2、.SheldonCooper?有給謝爾頓庫珀博士的信嗎Ido,butIcanthanditrighttoyou-有不過我不能直接給你Ihavetoputitinthebox.我必需得先放進郵箱里AndthatiswhatseparatestheU.S.PostalService這一點就能看出正經(jīng)的美國郵政服務(wù)fromthosehippiesatFedEx.與快遞公司不正經(jīng)的快遞員的差別Oh,goody!太好啦Whatissoexciting?什么東西讓你這么興奮ItsaletterfromDr.Wolcott.是沃爾科特博士寄來的信Wevebeencorrespondingaboutmystr

3、ingtheoryresearch.我們一直有通信討論我的弦理論研究Wait.RobertWolcott?LikeWolcottsTheoremWolcott?羅伯特沃爾科特沃爾科特定理的那個人嗎Theverysame.就是他Didnthegocrazyandcutoffallcontactwithpeople?他不是發(fā)瘋?cè)缓蟾腥藬嘟^聯(lián)絡(luò)了嗎Yeah,hewasdrivenmadbyafriend對啊他是因為他的朋友whokeptwantingtotalkabouttheHulkscarinsurance!整天想聊浩克的汽車保險給逼瘋的Oh.Hesinvitedmetohiscabinfo

4、rtheweekend,他邀請我這周末去他的木屋todiscussabreakthroughheshad.聊聊他最近的新突破-Hiscabin?-Yes.Helivesoffthegrid,-他的什么木屋-他隱居世外upinthemountains.住在山里Soyouregonnagotothemiddleofnowhere所以你要到渺無人煙的地方andspendtheweekendwithacrazymanyouvenevermet?跟一個你素未謀面的瘋子度過周末嗎Yes.Why?對啊怎么了Noreason.Havefun.沒什么玩得開心Oh,niceone.厲害Hey,Penny,that

5、swhatyousoundlikewhenyouread.佩妮你讀書的時候聽起來也是這樣-Hey!-What?-喂-干嘛啦Hesaidit.是他說的Sheldon,whatareyoudoing?謝爾頓你在干嘛IamdecodingDr.Wolcottsletter我在解碼沃爾科特博士的信usingthisbookasthekey.這本書是解密的密鑰Arentconversationsmorefunwhentheyreincode?用密語做的交談是不是比普通的更有趣呢Yes.ButImusingacodewhereYesmeansNo.對的但我的對的是不對的密語Oh.Igotit!我解出來了H

6、esgivenmedirectionstohiscabin.他給了我去他木屋的路線Heseemsalittleparanoid.他有點太神經(jīng)兮兮了吧Heisnotparanoid.他才沒有神經(jīng)兮兮-Whatareyoudoing?-Followinghisinstructions.-你在干嘛-遵從他的指示Leonard,youarenotlettingSheldongoalonethisweekend.萊納德不許你讓謝爾頓這周末獨自赴會Iamagrownman-Idontneedsomebodytochaperoneme.我是大人了我不需要誰來當(dāng)我監(jiān)護人Ijustneedhimtodropme

7、off,pickmeup,我只需要他送我去結(jié)束后接我回來andpackmeasacklunch.再幫我包一份午餐就行Dontlookatme.別看我Whenthemusicstopped,youwereholdingSheldon.當(dāng)音樂結(jié)束之時是你握著他的手Amycanttakehim-itsherbachelorettepartythisweekend.艾米不能帶他去她的單身女郎派對是這周末Yes,itis-是的呢becauseImgettingmarried!因為老娘要結(jié)婚啦Areyougonnabedoingthatallweekend?你這一整個周末都打算這樣嗎Yes.Doyoukn

8、owwhy?對你知道為什么嗎Becauseyouregettingmarried!因為你要結(jié)婚啦Allright,Leonard,好吧萊納德lookslikeyouredrivingme.看來得你開車送我了Butmaybeyoucoulddropmeatthebottomofthemountain.但你到時候在山腳下放我下就行了IwanthimtothinkImcool.不想被他看見我要人送都不酷了Thatsgreat,everyonesgotweekendplans.太好了大家周末都有安排Amyhasherbacheloretteparty,艾米有單身女郎派對andSheldonsgonna

9、gotothewoodsandgethuntedforsport.謝爾頓要到森林里被人當(dāng)狩獵的獵物Yeah,assomeonewhohastotrackhimeverytime身為每次他在宜家走丟時hegetslostinIKEA,負(fù)責(zé)找到他的專人IfeellikeIdbereallygoodatthat.我感覺我也會是狩獵他的一把好手Leonard,youcannotdrophimoff.萊納德你不能放他下車就走Youhavetostaywithhimandkeephimsafe.你得跟他待在一起確保他的安全-Howard,youhavetogoandkeepLeonardsafe.-Fin

10、e.-霍華德你得去確保萊納德的安全-好吧Igetit-andyouwantmetogoandkeepHowardsafe.我懂你也想要我去確?；羧A德的安全-Actually,I.-Uh,justsayyes,orhesgonnawant-其實我.-你就說是不然這家伙tocometothebacheloretteparty.會要來我們的單身女郎派對Areyousureyouregonnabeokaythisweekend?你確定這周末你可以嗎Ofcourse.當(dāng)然啦No,Immuchmoreconcernedaboutyou.其實我更擔(dān)心的是你Iknowhowyougalsbehavewhent

11、hemenareaway.我知道男人不在時你們女人都是什么德行Youdo?你知道嗎IvereadTheBacchaebyEuripides.我讀過詩人歐里庇得斯的酒神的女信徒Drinkingwine,ridingpanthers.喝喝小酒騎騎豹子Proofthatgirlshavegonewildforover2,500years.證明了女人野有著超過2500年的歷史Well,IwishIcouldsaynoneofthatisgonnahappen,我也想跟你說不會發(fā)生那些事butPennyisplanningit,andsheisthereason但是是佩妮在籌辦而她也是我Iownthos

12、eunderwearwithwritingacrossthebutt.會擁有屁股上有字的內(nèi)褲的始作俑者Well,justbecareful,凡事小心anduseprotection.記得使用防護措施Whatdoyouthinkisgonnahappen?你是覺得我們會做什么啊Idontknow.Butitsgoingtobesunny,我不知道啊但周末艷陽高照andyouburneasily.你又容易曬傷Itllbefine.我會沒事的Imsuretherellbesomedrinkingandsomedancing,我估計會喝點酒跳點舞andthenamailmanllprobablysho

13、wup然后會有個郵差出現(xiàn)andtakehisclothesoff.開始脫掉他的衣服.Nicholasisgoingtotakehisclothesoff?尼古拉斯要來脫衣服嗎No,notourmailman.不是不是我們的郵差A(yù)dancerpretendingtobeamailman.是扮成郵差的舞者Impersonatingafederalemployee?冒充聯(lián)邦雇員嗎Oh,wherestheafter-party,prison?你們的慶功宴在哪舉辦監(jiān)獄嗎Itssweetthatyoureworriedaboutme.你擔(dān)心我的樣子好有愛Well,ofcourseImworriedabou

14、tyou-我當(dāng)然擔(dān)心你啦Iwantyoutobesafe.我希望你平平安安AndIwantyoutobesafe.我也希望你平平安安Iwillbe.Illhavemyfriendswithme.我會的我的朋友們會陪著我Ifanythingshouldgowrong,Icanusethemashumanshields.如果出了什么事我可以拿他們當(dāng)人肉盾牌Formostofhumanhistory,在人類歷史中的大多數(shù)時候timewasbelievedtobeanobjectivepartofreality.時間都被認(rèn)為是現(xiàn)實客觀存在的一部分ButwiththecontributionsofImm

15、anuelKant,但根據(jù)伊曼努爾康德的理論scienceandphilosophy.科學(xué)與哲學(xué).WhenIsaidyoushouldmakeaplaylistfortheroadtrip,當(dāng)我叫你搞個旅途歌單Imeantmusic.我是說讓你找點音樂Thisisbetterthanmusic-這比音樂更好thisisalectureonnonlineartime.這是關(guān)于非線性時間的講座呢Soundslikeitsjustonregulartime.聽起來只是正常的時間而已Yes.ButIputitonshuffle.沒錯但我調(diào)成了隨機播放Thisisnice.真好呀Thefourofush

16、aventtakenatriplikethis我們四個人上次這樣一起出行sinceLeonardsbachelorparty.還是萊納德的單身派對AndnowhereweareforSheldons.現(xiàn)在到了謝爾頓的單身派對Yeah,uh,Leonard.沒錯那個萊納德AsSheldonsbestman,Ineedtoinformyou作為謝爾頓的伴郎我要通知你們thatthisisnotabachelorparty.這不是一個單身派對Andtellthemwhy.告訴他們原因Becauseyoureatiresomescold.所以你這人碎碎念抱怨不停No.Itsbecauseabachel

17、orparty才怪因為單身派對istypicallyahedonisticblowout是一場只追求肉體歡愉的wherenopleasuresoftheflesharedenied.享樂派對Imnotinterestedinthat.我對此毫無興趣HowisthatnotexactlywhatIsaid?這和我剛才說的有什么區(qū)別Okay,now,好了IpromisedSheldonthingswerentgonnagettoocrazytonight.我向謝爾頓保證過今晚不會太瘋狂ShouldIbeworried?我應(yīng)該擔(dān)心嗎Oh,justaboutwhoyouremarrying.你只需擔(dān)心

18、你要嫁的那個人Justcomeon.快來吧Welcometoyour.歡迎來到你的.bacheloretteparty!單身派對Itsaquiltingbee!大家縫聚會Mybachelorettepartysaquiltingbee!我的單身派對是大家縫聚會Isntitperfect?是不是很完美Yeah,insteadofoiled-upstrippersandsextoys,沒錯拋開那些油光光的脫衣舞男和性玩具wethought:whatdoesAmylike?我們認(rèn)真地思考艾米到底喜歡什么Amylikesthequiltingbee!艾米最愛大家縫聚會了Well,thisplaceis

19、creepy.這地方太詭異了Why?為什么Well,didyouseehisvegetablegarden?你沒看到他的菜園嗎HeirloomtomatoesinApril.在四月種純種番茄Creepy.太詭異了Okay,listen.好了聽著Dr.Wolcottisabrillianttopologist.沃爾科特博士是頂尖的拓?fù)鋵W(xué)家Weneedtosetsomegroundrulessothatyoudontembarrassme.我們得制定一些基本規(guī)則免得你們丟臉Nomagic.Nowhining.不許變魔術(shù)不許發(fā)牢騷You-justno.還有你什么都不許Uh,howcomehegets

20、towhine?他怎么就能抱怨呢Dr.Wolcott?沃爾科特博士Dr.Wolcott?Dr.Wolcott?沃爾科特博士沃爾科特博士Thatsalotoflocks.這是開了好多道鎖呀Mm.Thatwasalotofknocks-theyweremadeforeachother.他也敲了好多次門這倆是絕配-Dr.Wolcott.-Dr.Cooper.-沃爾科特博士-庫柏博士Uh,whoarethesepeople?這些人是誰呀Oh,thesearemyfriends.Iwroteabouttheminmyletter.他們是我的朋友我在信里介紹過Oh,letter?Ididntgetalet

21、ter.信我沒收到過信呀Well,thatsbecauseIjustsentitthismorning,youknow?我今早才把信寄出來Soscoreoneforlineartime.看來是線性時間贏了Well,um,Idontnormallyallowstrangersintomyhouse.我一般不允許陌生人進我的房子Butwhenyoudo,you-youletthemout,right?但如果進來了你也會放他們離開吧Dr.Cooper,ifyoucanpromiseme庫柏博士如果你能保證thesemenshareyourintellectandacademicrigor,這些人像你

22、一樣聰明又嚴(yán)謹(jǐn)yeah,Isupposetheycanjoinus.那我可以讓他們加入Youguysmightneedtowaitinthecar.你們可能得在車上等我了Well,letmeshowyouaround.我來給你們介紹一下ThisisthechairwhereIdomostofmythinking,這是我思考大部分事情的椅子mythinkingaboutwork.用來思考工作上的事Now,mythinkingaboutpeoplewhohavewrongedme,思考那些待我不好的人時Idooverthere.我用那把椅子IvealwayssaidthatIshouldgetag

23、rudgechair.我一直說我需要一把用來怨恨的椅子-Leonard,haveInotalwayssaidthat?-Mm,youhave-萊納德我是不是一直說呀-你說了-butyouwereworriedyoudspendtoomuchtimeinit.-Yeah.-但你擔(dān)心自己花太多時間在上面了-對Thatwasarealconcern.這是真的Oh,myGod,thistomatoisamazing!我的天這個番茄太好吃了Icaneatitlikeanapple.我可以就像啃蘋果一樣吃掉它MysecretisIfertilizeitwithmyownmanure.我的秘密就是用自己的糞

24、便施肥Thelookonyourface.這表情千金不換Itsasortofgrin.Youwanttoknowwhatkind?這微笑的弧度想知道跟哪個部位的像嗎So,Dr.Wolcott,沃爾科特博士inyourletter,yousaidyouhadanewmathematicalapproach你信中提到你有一種最新的數(shù)學(xué)理論thatwouldhelpmeconceptualizethedimensionsinstringtheory?可以幫助我將弦理論中的維度概念化Uh,yes,yes,yes,yes.Butbeforewegetstarted,沒錯沒錯但我們開始前Iamgoingt

25、oneedtocollecteverybodysphone.我需要先把每個人的手機沒收了Oh.Why?為什么Becausetheyrelittlelisteningdevices,arentthey?因為他們可都是小型竊聽器呢Yes,forpeopletospyonyouandstealyourwork.可以被想盜取你成果的人利用Yeah,whathappenedtothegoodolddays回想一下過去的好日子whereifsomeonewantedtostealyourwork,如果想盜取你的心血theyhadtohireaprostitutetoseduceyou?還得請個妓女來勾引你

26、Whotoldyouaboutthat?誰告訴你這件事的Justmakingajoke.我只是開個玩笑Yeah,itsnotfunnywhenithappens.真的發(fā)生的時候就沒那么好笑了Allright,now,好了youreprobablygoingtowanttostartwiththisnotebookhere.你可以先從這個筆記本開始-Oh.Oh,my.-Hereweare.-我的天-開始吧nooffense,Dr.Wolcott,butImnotsurethismakesanysense.無意冒犯沃爾科特博士這內(nèi)容無意義啊ThatsbecauseIvewrittenitallba

27、ckwards.因為我都是倒著寫的You.Wow.你哦哇ThatsWowbackwards.我這是倒著說的哇哦Hmm.Youknow.那個.-Istilldontgetit.-Well,plusthenumbersareletters-我還是看不懂-對了里面的數(shù)字其實是字母andthelettersarenumbers.Oh.字母其實是數(shù)字Ilovehim.我愛死他了Areyouhavingfun?你開心不Yeah.開心Ijust,uh,finishedsewingthistoptobottom.我已經(jīng)從上邊縫到了下邊NowImgonnasewitsidetoside.現(xiàn)在我要從左邊縫到右邊P

28、aceyourself.慢慢來Somemoretea?喝茶不Oh,lovely.太好了Seriously?Whatthehell?你們怎么了這都是啥玩意呀-Huh?-What?-怎么了-怎么回事Thisismybacheloretteparty,teaandquilts?這是我的單身派對喝茶和縫被子嗎Well,yousaidyoudidntwantanythingcrazy.你自己說不要太瘋狂的Yes,butIsaiditlike,Idontwantanythingcrazy.沒錯可我說的方式是我不想太瘋狂了WhichclearlymeansIwantedsomethingcrazy.意思就是

29、我要瘋我要狂Imean,isthishowboringyouthinkIam?難道你們眼中的我就是這么無趣嗎Penny,sheaskedyouaquestion.佩妮她在問你問題呢Ofcoursenot.當(dāng)然不是了SoyouthoughtthatIwouldlikequilting?所以你們覺得我喜歡縫被子嗎-Well,dontyou?-OfcourseIlikequilting!-那你不喜歡嗎-當(dāng)然喜歡了Itstheslowestwaytomakeablanket!這是制作一床被子的最慢方式Butthisismybacheloretteparty!但這是我的單身派對Itssupposedto

30、befunandwildandfullofbaddecisions.那就應(yīng)該放縱不羈做些錯誤決定Hey,wecanmakebaddecisions.我們當(dāng)然可以做錯誤決定Shehadtwokidsback-to-backandIthoughtyoudlikethis,她接連生了兩個孩子我誤以為你喜歡縫被子sowereofftoagoodstart.這還不算做錯誤決定嗎Comeon,letsgosomewherewecandobodyshots來吧讓我們找個地方-offshirtlessbartenders.-Yes.-在裸身酒保身上喝男體酒-沒錯Idontknow.Thatmightbetoo

31、much.真的嗎會不會太過了Allright,youknowwhat,沒錯那這樣吧whydontwestayhome,havealittlewine.我們還是留在家里喝點小酒.Whatareyounotgettingaboutthis?!你們怎么就體會不到我的潛臺詞Dr.Wolcott,yourworkontimeisrevolutionary.沃爾科特博士你的成果是革命性的Iwouldsaythankyou,我想說謝謝你but,inmytheoryoftime,但在我的時間理論中youvealreadycalledmyworkrevolutionary,你已經(jīng)贊揚過我的成果具有革命性Ivea

32、lreadythankedyou,而我也已經(jīng)謝過你了andIhaterepeatingmyself,我不喜歡重復(fù)說一句話soletsmoveon.所以我就不說了Waitaminute,are-areyousayingthattime等等你是說時間和空間一樣hasmultipledimensions,thesameasspace?都具有多維性嗎No.No,Imnotsayingit-不不是我說的themathissayingit.是數(shù)學(xué)計算說的ThoughitisthemaththatIinvented,當(dāng)然這個數(shù)學(xué)計算是我想出來的so,yes,IguessIamsayingit.所以我想也可以

33、等同于我說的Youunderstandinganyofthis?你能懂任何一點嗎Ihaventunderstoodanythingsincepooptomato.我從粑粑番茄之后就什么都搞不懂了Mygoodness,我的天thisisincredible.這真是太神奇了See,I-Imjustnotseeingwherestringtheoryfitsintoallthis,我就是不清楚如何把弦理論代入其中andthatswhereIthinkthatyouandI所以我想在這點上couldbeofhelptoeachother.你和我可以一起合作Thankyou.Idbehonored.謝謝

34、我真是榮幸Allright.Allowmetoshowyoumymostrecentjournal.我給你看看我最新的論文吧Sheldonsright.謝爾頓說得對Thisguy,thisguysbrilliant.這家伙真是個天才Yeah,Imean,hesalittle.kooky,沒錯雖然他有點神經(jīng)兮兮butamindthatcanreconceptualizetime但他聰明到可以重新概念化時間probablyhasareasonforkeepingajar那么他用罐子收集自己剪下來的腳趾甲oftoenailclippingsthatwejustdontunderstand.一定也有我

35、們無法理解的原因了Icouldspendmonthsupherejustgoingthroughhismath.我光看他算的內(nèi)容就能在這待上幾個月IthinkSheldonmight.我想謝爾頓可能會Great.WhosgonnatellAmy太棒了誰去告訴艾米welostherfiancetoamadmaninthemountains?她的未婚夫被深山里的瘋子搶走了Hey,Idrove.我出力開車了Thisissoexciting.好令人激動呀Canwedoabodyshot?我們能不能喝男體酒Ivealwayswantedtodoabodyshot.我一直想試試男體酒Also,whatsa

36、bodyshot?還有男體酒到底是什么Itswhenyoutakeadrinkoutofastrangersbellybutton.就是你用陌生人的肚臍盛酒來喝No,thanks.免了謝謝Whatiftheyhaveanoutie?如果他們肚臍外凸怎么辦Doesitjustspilleverywhere?就流得到處都是嗎Okay,look,wevegotallnight.我們有一整晚時間Letsjusttakeiteasy.Wecan.放松點我們可以.Imgettingmarried!我要結(jié)婚啦Hereyougo.Firstroundisonthehouse.給第一輪免費Heythere.你好

37、呀Doyoudobodyshots?你提供男體酒服務(wù)嗎Oh,shesaidshedidntwantone.她說她不想玩這個了Mindyourbusiness.少管閑事Cheers!干杯Cheers!12分鐘后Amy?艾米Amy?Shouldwegetherhome?艾米我們要不要送她回家Why?Shessoundasleep,andwehavesliderscoming.為什么她睡死了我們又點了迷你漢堡Onemoreround!再來一輪So,howwouldthiswork這在奇點的情況下inthecontextofasingularity?會如何進行Yes,thats-thatsatrick

38、ybittoexplain.這部分不好解釋Iassumeyourefamiliarwithnon-abeliangrouptheory.你應(yīng)該熟悉非阿爾貝群理論吧Oh,andhow.當(dāng)然Youneverforgetyourfirstgrouptheory.你永遠(yuǎn)不會忘記第一次群理論Listen,Imgonnaputonapotofcoffee,各位我去煮一壺咖啡becausethereisalotofmathtogothrough.有很多數(shù)學(xué)的部分得過一遍Andhesaidhedidntwantawildbachelorparty.他還說他不想要狂野的單身派對Excuseme?你說什么Oh,u

39、h,Sheldonsgettingmarriedinamonth.謝爾頓一個月后要結(jié)婚了Congratulations.恭喜你Yeah,Imamarriedmanmyself.我也是已婚男人Oh,really?Isshehere?真的嗎妻子也在這兒嗎Andalive?還活著嗎A-Andcanpeopleotherthanyouseeher?除了你其他人也能看到她嗎ShelivesinMunich.她住在慕尼黑Itsaperfectmarriage.這是完美的婚姻Wefocusonourwork我們專注于自己的研究andsendeachothercardseveryyearonourbirthd

40、ays.每年在生日的時候寄卡片給對方Hey,wait,what-whatmonthisit?等等現(xiàn)在是幾月Uh,April.四月Mostyears.幾乎每年Thepointiswegiveeachotherspace.重點是我們給彼此空間IgiveherEurope,shegivesmeSouthAmerica.我給她歐洲她給我南美洲ThatswhereshethinksImliving.她以為我住在那兒I-Iveneverconsideredalong-distancemarriage.我從沒考慮過遠(yuǎn)距離婚姻Well,listen,ifyouwanttobeagreatscientist,聽

41、我說如果你想成為偉大的科學(xué)家youcantaffordtobedistracted.就不能被分心Hey,wherearemymanners?我怎么那么失禮Youfellasmustbehungry.你們一定餓了吧Doyoulikerabbit?你們喜歡兔肉嗎-Sure.-Soundsgood.-喜歡-聽起來不錯Okay.那好Butcanyoutellthedifferencebetweenrabbitandsquirrel?但你們能分辨兔肉和松鼠肉的區(qū)別嗎-Dontthinkso.-Probablynot.-應(yīng)該不行-估計沒辦法Great!太棒了Werehavingrabbit.我們今晚吃兔肉

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