小學(xué)生有趣幽默的英語笑話

1、 小學(xué)生有趣幽默的英語笑話關(guān)于有趣的英語笑話All I do is payMy family is just like a nation, Mr. Brown told his colleague. My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary.Sounds interesting, his colleague replied. And what is your positionIm the people. All

2、 I do is pay.我要做的一切就是付錢布朗先生告訴同事說：我的家簡直就象一個國家一樣。我妻子是財政部長。我岳母是作戰(zhàn)部長，我女兒是外交秘書。聽上去挺有意思的，他的同事說，那你的職務(wù)是什么呢我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢。有趣幽默的英語笑話HospitalityThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and retu

3、rned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guests plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese In the rat-trap, sir, replied the boy.好客由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一

4、會兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說：孩子，你的眼睛就是比*媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪 在捕鼠夾上，先生。那小男孩說。英語爆笑的笑話精選The mean mans partyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.Why use my elbow and footWell, gosh, was the reply, Youre not coming empty-hangded, are you吝嗇鬼請客一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：你上到五樓，找中間