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1、從字幕里整理出來,可能有些差錯,將就著看吧 Season 1 episode01 “sex and the city” Once upon a time，an English journalist came to New York. Elizabeth was attractive and bright.and right away she hooked up with one of the city's typically eligible bachelors. The question remains-is this really a company we want to own?

2、 Tim was 42,a well-liked and respected banker who made about two million a year. They met one evening,in typical New York fashion,at a gallery opening. Like it? Yes, actually l think it's quite interesting.What? I feel like l know you from somewhere. Oh, doubtful. L only just moved here from Lon

3、don. London? Really?That's my all-time favorite city. It is? Absolutely. lt was love at first sight. You know, l think perhaps i have met you somewhere before. For two weeks they snuggled went to romantic restaurants had wonderful sex and shared the most intimate secrets. One warm spring day, he

4、 took her to a town house he saw in Sundays New York Times. How about if we start at the top and work our way down? There are four bedrooms upstairs.Do you have any children? Not yet. That day ,Tim popped the question. How do you like to have dinner with my folks Tuesday night? l'd love to. On T

5、uesday he called with some bad news. My mother's not feeling very well. Oh, gosh, l'm sorry. Could we take a rain check? Of course. Tell your mum l hope she feels better. When she hadn't heard from him for two weeks, she called. Tim, it's Elizabeth.That's an awfully long rain che

6、ck. He said he was up to his ears and that he'd call her the next day. He never did call.Bastard. She told me one day over coffee. l don't understand. ln England, looking at houses together would have meant something. Then l realized no one had told her about the end of love in Manhattan. We

7、lcome to the age of “un-innocence''. No one has breakfast at Tiffany's,and no one has affairs to remember. lnstead, we have breakfast at 7:00am and affairs we try to forget as quickly as possible. Self-protection and closing the deal are paramount. Cupid has flown the co-op. How the hell

8、 did we get into this mess? There are thousands maybe tens of thousands of women like this in the city. We all know them and we all agree they're great. They travel, they pay taxes,they'll spend $400 on a pair of Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals,and they're alone. lt's like the riddle

9、of the Sphinx.Why are there so many great unmarried women and no great unmarried men? l explore these sorts of issues in my column and l have terrific sources: my friends. When you're a young guy in your 20s,women controllin the relationships. So by the time you're an eligible man in your 30

10、s,you feel like you're being devoured by women. Suddenly, the guys are holding all the chips. l call it the mid-30s power flip''. lt's all about age and biology. I mean,lf you want to get married,it's to have kids, right? And you dont want do it with someone older than 35, you ha

11、ve to have kids right away,and that's about it. I think these women should just forget about marriage. and have a good time. l have a friend who'd always gone out with extremely sexy guys and just had a good time. One day she woke up and she was 41.She couldn't get any more dates. She ha

12、d a complete physical breakdown,couldn't hold on her job and had to moved back to Wisconsin to live with her mother. Trust me, this is not a story that makes men feel bad. Most men are threatened by successful women. lf you want to get these guys,you have to keep your mouth shut and play by the

13、rules. l totally believe that love conquers all. Sometimes you just have to give it a little space and that's exactly whats missing in Manhattan,the space for romance. The problem is expectations older women dont want to settle for what's available. By the time you reach your mid-30s you thi

14、nk”why should l settle?”You know? Its like the older we get,the more we keep self-selecting down to a smaller & smaller group. What women really want is Alec Baldwin. There's not one woman in New York who hasn't turned down 10 wonderful guys because they were too short or too fat or too

15、poor. l've been out with some of those guys-the short, fat poor ones. lt makes absolutely no difference. They are just as self-centered and unappreciative as the good-looking ones. Why don't these women just marry a fat guy? Why don't they just marry a big fat tub of lard? Happy birthday

16、,dear Miranda,Happy birthday to you Another 30-something birthday with a group of unmarried female friends. We would all have preferred a celebratory conference call. You were saying? Look,lf you're a successful single woman in this city,you have 2 choices:you can bang your head against wall and

17、 try and find a relationship or you can say “screw it”,and just go out and have sex like a man. You mean with dildos? No. l mean without feeling. Samantha was a New York inspiration,a public relations executive. She routinely slept with good-looking guys in their 20s. Remember that guy I was going o

18、ut with?oh,god,What was his name? Drew. Drew,the sex god. Right,Afterwards l didnt feel a thing.lt was like, ''hey,babe,Gotta go, catch ya later.'.And l completely forgot about him after that. But are u sure that isnt just cause he didn't call you? Sweetheart, this is the first time

19、in the history of Manhattan that women have had as much money and power as men,plus the equal luxury of treating men like sex objects. Yeah, except men in this city fail on both counts.I mean they dont want to be in a relationship with u ,but as soon as you only want them for sex,they don't like

20、 it. All of a Suddenly they can't perform the way theyre supposed to. That's when you dump them. Oh,come on,ladies,are we really that cynical?What about romance? Yeah! Who needs it? lt's like that guy,Jeremiah, the poet.i mean,The sex was incredible, but then he wanted to read me his poe

21、try and go out to dinner and the whole chat bit,and l'm like, ''Let's not even go there.'' What are you saying? Are you saying that you're just gonna give up on love? That's sick! No,no,no.believe me,the right guy comes along,and you 2 here,this whole thing's righ

22、t out the window. That's right! Listen to me!The right guy is an illusion.understand?and Start living your life! So you think it's really possible to pull off this whole women having sex like men thing? You're forgetting The Last Seduction. You're obsessed with that movie. Okay! Lind

23、a Fiorentino fucking that guy up against the chain-link fence. And never having one of those ''God, what have l done?'' epiphanies. l hated that movie. Was it true? Were women in New York Really giving up on love and throttling up on power? What a tempting thought. You know,Im beginn

24、ing to think the only place where one can still find love and romance in New York is the gay community. Its straight love thats become closeted. Stanford Blatch was one of my closest friends. He owned a talent agency who at the moment was down to a single client. So,are you telling me that you'r

25、e in love? How could l possibly sustain a relationship? You know Derek takes up like a thousand percent of my time. Don't you think that's a bit obsessive? Carrie, l'm a passionate person.His career is all l care about.When that's under control, then l can concentrate on my personal

26、life. Stanford, he's an underwear model. With a billboard in Times Square. Oh, my God, don't turn around. The loathe of your life is at the bar. lt was Kurt Harrington.A mistake l made when l was 26.and 29.and 31. Carrie, don't even go there. What?do you think l'm a masochist?The man

27、 is scum. Good. Because l don't have the patience to clean up this mess for the fourth time. Will you Relax.?l don't havea shred of feeling left. Thank God. Now.if youll Excuse me,l have to visit the ladies' room. Carrie! lt was true,l no longer felt a thing for Kurt. After all these yea

28、rs,l finally saw him for what he was -a self-centered withholding creep,who was still the best sex l ever had in my life.However,l did have a little experiment in mind. Kurt!Wow, what are you doing here? Hey, babe. God, you look gorgeous. Thanks. So, how's life? Not bad, can't complain. You?

29、 Oh,You know, just writing the column, the usual. So, you seeing anyone special? Not really. You? Oh, just a couple of guys. But you look good, though. So do you. So,What are you doing later? l thought you weren't talking to me for the rest of your life? Who said anything about talking? What do

30、you say to my place, three o'clock? Alright. See you there. Are you out of your mind? What the hell do you think you're doing? Oh,Calm down, it's research. Oh, God! Oh, Kurt! Kurt was just like l remembered,Better. Because this time there would be none of that messy emotional attachment.

31、 Alrighty.My turn. Oh, sorry. l have to go back to work. What? are you kidding? Youre serious? -Oh, pletely.But l'll give you a call.Maybe we can do it again sometime? Yeah,but As l began to get dressed,l realized that l'd done it. l'd just had sex like a man. l left feeling powerful,pot

32、ent, and incredibly alive.l felt like l owned the city nothing and no one could get in my way. Number one ,he's very handsome. Here ya go Number two,he's not wearing a wedding ring. Number three,he knows l carry a personal supply of ultra textured Trojans with the reservoir tip. Thanks a lot

33、. Any time. Later that night,Skipper Johnston met me for coffee and confessed a shocking intimate secret. Thank you. Do you know that it has been like a year? Really? l don't understand that,you're such a nice guy. That's the problem.you know,l'm too nice, you know?l'm a romantic

34、.l just have so much feeling. Are you sure you're not gay? No!l'm sensitive and l don't objectify women. You know, most guys when they meet a girl,the first thing that they see is.uh,- You know. Pussy? Oh, God,oh! l hate that word. Don't you have any friends that you can hook me up w

35、ith? No, they're too old for you. l like older women. Maybe.Maybe my friend Miranda. When? Tomorrow night. We're all going downtown to this club, Chaos. Great. Don't tell her l'm nice. Miranda was gonna hate Skipper. She'd think he was mocking her with his sweet nature and decide

36、 he was an asshole. The way she had decided all men were assholes. Hello? Hey, Carrie, it's Charlotte. Hey, sweetie. Hey,look, l can't meet you guys for dinner tomorrow night because l have an amazing date. With who? Capote Duncan,hes supposedly some big shot in the publishing world.Do you k

37、now him? Did I know him?He was one of the city's most notoriously un-gettable bachelors. Wait, wait. Don't even answer that question, because,frankly, l don't care.And another thing, l'm not buying into any of that women having sex like men crap. l didn't want tell her about my a

38、fternoon of cheap and easy sex and how good it felt. All right ,fine,Listen, have a good time,and promise to tell me everything. Well,lf you're lucky. Bye. Alright, bye. Friday night at Chaos.lt was just like that bar in Cheers where ''everybody knows your name''.Except here they

39、 were likely to forget it five minutes later. Still, it was the crème de la crème of New York whipped into a frenzy. Sometimes you got a soufflè,sometimes cottage cheese. lt is like a model bomb exploded in this room tonight. ls there a woman here aside from me that weighs more than a

40、 1000 pounds? l know,it's like undereaters anonymous. That's funny, Skippy. Skipper. l have this theory that men secretly hate pretty girls because they feel that they're the ones who rejected them in high school. Right,But if you're not part of the beauty Olympics,you can still beco

41、me a very interesting person. Are you saying that l'm not pretty enough? No, no.no,of course you are. So ipso facto, l can't be interesting? Women fall into one of two categories,beautiful and boring, or homely and interesting? ls that what you say, Skippy? No, that's not what l meant. E

42、xcuse me,is this your hand on my knee? No. All right,Let's keep them where l can see them,all right?Well,l guess you must find me beautiful,or interesting. l was about to rescue Skipper from an increasingly hopeless situation,when suddenly. hey hey Lucky me, twice in one week. Well,I dont know i

43、f you are going to be getting that lucky. You know, I was really pissed off the way you left the other day. You were? Yeah. Then l thought,how great! You finally understand the kind of relationship I want and now we can have sex without commitment. Yeah, right. Sure, l guess. So whenever l feel like

44、 it,l'll give you a call. Yeah,please. whenever you feel like it.if l'm alone, l'm all yours. right. l like this new you. Call me. Yup. l didn't understand, did all men secretly want their women promiscuous and emotionally detached?And if l was really having sex like a man,why didn&#

45、39;t l feel more in control? You see that guy?He's the next Donald Trump,except he's younger and much better looking. Hi. Do you know him? No, l've never seen him in my life. He usually dates models, but, hey,l'm as good looking as a model,plus l own my own business. Samantha had the

46、 kind of deluded self-confidence that caused men like Ross Perot to run for President,And it usually got her what she wanted. Well, if you're not gonna hit on him, l will. And there she went,off to take her best shot with Mr. Big. Meanwhile, Charlotte York was passing the most splendid evening w

47、ith Capote Duncan. Want to go back to my place and see the Ross Bleckner? l'd love to, but it's really getting late. No problem. What year was it painted again? '89. Though Charlotte was determined to play hard-to-get, she didn't want to end the evening too abruptly. Well. Maybe just

48、 for a minute. This could easily go for a hundred grand. Ross is so hot right now.lt's beautiful. No, you're beautiful. Thank you.for tonight. l had a wonderful time. Well, it was my pleasure. l have to get up really early tomorrow. l'll get you a cab. Charlotte told me later that she th

49、ought she'd played the entire evening flawlessly. So, what are you doing next Saturday? l'm having dinner with you. Hey, hey, you're going to the West Side, right? Right, West Fourth and Bank,please. Hey,Scoot over, will you? Two stops:Fourth and Bank and west Broadway and Broom. You'

50、;re going to Chaos? Oh, yeah. Why? Look,l understand where you're coming from and l totally respect it.But l really need to have sex tonight. Back at Chaos,things were swinging into high gear,and Samantha was putting the moves on Mr. Big. l've been smoking cigars for years,back when they wer

51、e terminally uncool. l've got this great source that sends me Hondurans. Do you want to try one? No, thank you. You can't find them anywhere. Cohibas - that's all i smoke. Look, l do the PR for this club,and l have the key to the private room downstairs. Really? You want a private tour?

52、No thanks, but maybe another time. Meanwhile, Skipper Johnston was hopelessly smitten with Miranda Hobbes. Where are we going now? Listen, Skippy, you know,you really are a nice sweet guy, but. Oh, l understand. Goodnight. Miranda told me later that she thought he was too nice,but that she was willi

53、ng to overlook one flaw. And Capote Duncan found his fix for the night. Where is it?l wanna see the Ross Bleckner. Wait,Later. Oh, listen.l gotta get up really early,and,actually,you can't stay over. Cool? Sure, l have to get up early too. Taxi! Taxi!And so another Friday night in Manhattan crep

54、t towards dawn.Taxi! And just when l thought l would have to do the unspeakable -walk home. Well, get in for christs sakes. Where can l drop you? 72nd Street and Third Avenue. Have You got that, Al? Yes, sir. So what have you been doing lately? You mean besides going out every night? Yeah, i mean,wh

55、at do you do for work? Well, this is my work.l'm sort of a sexual anthropologist. You mean like a hooker? No. l write a column called Sex And The City.right now l'm researching an article about women who have sex like men. You know,They have sex and then afterwards they feel nothing. But you

56、're not like that. Well, aren't you? Not a drop. Not even half a drop. Wow. What's wrong with you? i get it. You've never been in love. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Suddenly l felt the wind knocked out of me.l wanted to crawl under the covers and go right to sleep. Thanks for the ride. Any time.

57、Wait.Have you ever been in love? Abso-fucking-lutely.Season 1 episode 02 “Models and mortals” Last night Miranda got invited to a dinner party by a man she hardly knew. She was the date of Nick Waxler, a successful sports agent who once said she had nice legs. Movie stars you'd have liked to f*k

58、 when they were young. Alive or dead? lt doesn't matter. l'll start. Veronica Lake when she made Sullivan's Travels. Dave? l'd have to say Sophia Loren. My dad had this thing for her. - We won't go there. Montgomery Clift. - He was gay. Marilyn Monroe,before the Kennedys got to h

59、er. Bing Crosby. l stand by my choice. Sean Connery,yesterday, today and tomorrow. For a first date, Miranda felt like she was hitting it out of the ballpark. - Thanks. - So how long have you known Nick? We've been riding the same elevator line for years. We had lunch a few weeks ago,and then he invited me here to dinner. - Well, we adore him. - He's very smart. - He took our ultimatum seriously. - Deanne. What are you talking about? They told Miranda that Nick had this thing for models.