[短篇英文笑話故事精選]英文短篇故事

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯短篇英文笑話故事精選英文短篇故事 英語笑話由于其滑稽可笑的特點(diǎn)而為人們長期以來所寵愛。我共享短篇英文笑話故事，盼望可以關(guān)心大家! 短篇英文笑話故事：多少錢? how much is it? it was winter, and mrs. hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everythin

2、g and to carry her parcels. they went to a lot of shops, and mrs. hermann bought a lot of things. she often stopped and said, look, joe! isnt that beautiful! he then answered, all right, dear, how much is it? and took his money out to pay for it. it was dark when they came out of the last shop, and

3、mr. hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, look at that beautiful moon, joe! without stopping, mr. hermann answered, all right, dear, how much is it? 嚴(yán)冬來臨，荷曼太太想選購一大批東西，所以她就始終等到周六丈夫有空的時(shí)候

4、，她拖著他去商店付錢連帶拎包裹。他們?nèi)チ撕芏嗌痰?，荷曼太太買了一大堆東西。她常常停下腳步說道："看，喬伊!那個(gè)多美麗!' 他總是回答："好吧!友愛的，多少錢?'然后掏錢去付款。 他們從最終一家商店出來的時(shí)候夜幕已經(jīng)降落，荷曼先生已精疲力盡了。他心里想著其它事情，比如在家里暖暖的火爐邊呷口美酒。突然他太太仰視天空，說道："看那月亮多美，喬伊!' 荷曼先生不加思考答道："好吧，友愛的，多少錢?' 短篇英文笑話故事：to be on the safe side in a cinema during a performance o

5、ne of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. a few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: excuse me, was it your foot i stepped on when i was going out a moment ago? yes, but it doesnt really matter. it didnt hurt at

6、 all. oh, no, it isnt that. i only want to make sure that this is my row. 保證沒走錯(cuò) 在一家電影院里，一名觀眾在演出期間站了起來，沿著他那排位子走到休息室去了。幾分鐘后，他回到那排位子并問坐在首位的那位男士道： "對不起，請問我剛才出去的時(shí)候是踩著你的腳嗎?' "是的，不過沒什么關(guān)系，一點(diǎn)也不疼。' "噢，不，我不是這個(gè)意思。我只是想確認(rèn)一下這是不是我的那排位子。' 短篇英文笑話故事：an abstract noun teacher: whats an abstrac

7、t noun, jane? jane: i dont know, madam. teacher: what, you dont know! well. its the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. now, give me an example. jane: a red-hot poker, madam. 抽象名詞 老師：簡，什么是抽象名詞? 簡：我不知道，老師。 老師：什么，你不知道!抽象名詞就是你想象得到但觸摸不到的東西?，F(xiàn)在，你給我舉個(gè)例子。 簡：老師，比如說一根炙熱的撥火棍。 短篇英文笑話故事：its

8、not my fault mother (reprimanding her small daughter): you mustnt pull the cats tail. daughter: im only holding it, mom. the cats doing the pulling. 不是我的錯(cuò) 媽媽(正教訓(xùn)她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。 女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。 短篇英文笑話故事：gallant effort at a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice t

9、o say to his hostess. at last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, what a small appetite you have tonight, mr. jones. to sit next to you, he replied gallantly, would cause any man to lose his appetite. 殷勤 在一次晚餐聚會(huì)上，一位害羞的年青人始終在冥思苦想對女仆人說一些好聽的話。機(jī)會(huì)總于來了，女仆人轉(zhuǎn)向他說："瓊斯先生，您今晚的飯量太小了。' "坐在您身邊，