英語幽默小故事帶翻譯

1、英語幽默小故事帶翻譯West PointMy father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, “ to show our son what to

2、 expect if he should attend West Point.One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained,“ We want to show our son what he missnot coming to West Point.父親、哥哥和我到西點(diǎn)軍校去觀看一場(chǎng)陸軍與波士頓大學(xué)之間的橄欖球賽。 開始之前，我們到處轉(zhuǎn)了轉(zhuǎn)，碰到許多穿著整齊 * 的學(xué)員。幾名游客問新兵是否 愿意擺出軍姿來讓他

3、們攝。 “好讓我們的兒子知道，如果他到西點(diǎn)軍校來學(xué)習(xí)會(huì) 得到什么。 一對(duì)中年夫婦走近一名非常漂亮的女學(xué)員，問她是否愿意擺個(gè)姿勢(shì)照相。他 們解釋說： “我們想讓兒子知道他沒來西點(diǎn)軍校錯(cuò)過了什么。 Present for GirlfriendAt a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.“ Shall I engrave her name on it? the jeweler asked.The customer thought for a moment, and

4、 then said,-engrave“it NoTo my oneand only love . That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again.送給女友的禮物 在一家珠寶店里，一位年輕人買了一個(gè)貴重的小金盒作為送給女友的禮物。要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎 ?珠寶商問道。那名顧客想了一會(huì)兒，然后說道： “不-在上面刻給我的愛' 。這樣，如果我 們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。 Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebra

5、ting their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husband s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.慎重許愿一對(duì)結(jié)婚 25 周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。慶祝活動(dòng)中， 一位仙女出現(xiàn)了。 她說， 由于他們是已經(jīng)結(jié)婚 25 年的恩愛夫妻， 因此她給許給這對(duì)夫妻每個(gè)人一個(gè)愿望。妻子想周游世界