英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大全爆笑_精選搞笑

1、資料來源：來自本人網(wǎng)絡(luò)整理！祝您工作順利！英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大全爆笑_精選搞笑 你的英文程度怎么樣?玩多了中文版的腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎來玩玩英語版的腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎吧!下面就是我給大家?guī)淼挠⒄Z校內(nèi)爆笑腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎，盼望能關(guān)心到大家! 英語校內(nèi)爆笑腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎 1. why are people tired on april fools day? 為什么在四月一日愚人節(jié)人們都很累? 答案：becausethey have just had a long march因為他們剛度過了一個很長的三月(行軍)march除了三月以外還有行軍的意思。 2. what letter is ananimal?哪個字e799bee5b

2、aa6e78988e69d8331333337396235母是一個動物? 答案：b(bee) 3. what letter stands for the ocean? key:c(sea) 哪個字母坐落在海邊? 答案：c(sea) 4. what letter is a question? 哪個字母是一個問題? 答案:y(why) 5. what letter is your eye? 哪個字母是你的眼睛? 答案:i(eye) 6. what letter is a vegetable? 哪個字母是一種蔬菜 答案:p(pea)豌豆 7. what stays hot even if put i

3、t in a fridge? 什么東西即使放到冰箱中也是熱的?答案：pepper(胡椒粉) 8. what fruit is never found singly? 什么水果永久都不會是單數(shù)?答案:pear(梨子)因為pear和pair(一雙)讀音一樣。 9. with which hand do you write? key:neither,i use a pen!你用哪只手寫字呢?答案：都不用，我用筆 10. what man cannot live in a house?什么人不能住在房子里? 答案：snowman(雪人) 興趣英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大全 1. what letter is a

4、part of the head? a: i 2. what letter sounds a useful insect? a: b 3. what letter is neither i nor he? a: u 4. what letter is an exclamation of surprise? a: o 5. what letter is a large body of water? a: c 6. what letter is a drink? a: t 7. what is in the middle of the night? a: g 8. what letter is a

5、 question? a: y 9. what part of a clock is always old? a: the second hand 10. what has four legs but cant run? a: bed , desk 11. i have hands and a face, but i cant touch or smile, what am i? a:watch, clock 12. what question can you never answer “yes to “? a: are you asleep? 13. what begins with t,

6、ends with t, and full with t? a: teapot 14. what comes twice in a moment, once in a minute and never in a hundredyears? a: m 15. what tables de we often see in fields? a: vegetable 16. which two words can be pronounced fast and quick? a : fast, quick 17. which is the longest word in english? a: smil

7、es 18. what is white when it is dirty? a: blackboard 19. what is that which you break by even naming it? a: silence 20. in another three years tom will be three times as old as he was threeyears ago. how old is tom now? a: he is six 21. i am something that can run but cant walk. what am i? a: water

8、22. i am something that has teeth, but cant eat. what am i? a: a comb 23. i am something that every living person has seen, but no one will eversee me again. what am i? a: yesterday 24. i am something that always increases the more i shared with others.what am i? a: happiness 25. it wasnt my sister,

9、 nor my brother, but still was the child of myfather and mother. who was it? a: myself 興趣英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎 why does a giraffe have such a long neck? -because its head is so far from its body. 為什么長頸鹿有如此這般長的脖子? -因為它的頭離它的身體是這樣的遠(yuǎn)。 who wears the biggest hat in the world? -the man with the biggest head in the world

10、. 誰戴世界上最大號的帽子? -世界上長著最大腦袋的人。 teacher: raymond, in what battle was admiral lord nelson killed? raymond: his last one, sir. 教師：“雷蒙德，納爾遜將軍是在哪次戰(zhàn)斗中戰(zhàn)死的? 雷蒙德：“他的最終一次戰(zhàn)役，先生。 teacher: sarah,what was the first thing james the first did on coming tothe throne? sarah: he sat down, miss. 教師：“薩拉，詹姆斯一世登上王位寶座做的第一件事情

11、是什么? 薩拉：“他坐下來，小姐。 cooking teacher: tom, how can we prevent food from going bad? tom: by eating it, miss. 烹飪教師：“湯姆，我們怎樣才能防止食物變壞? 湯 姆：“吃掉它，小姐。 a：ticket inspector, why did you punch a hole in my ticket? b: so you can go through, sir. 甲：“檢票員，為什么你要在我的票上打孔? 乙：“那樣你才能通行，先生。 a：how short can girls skirts get?

12、 b: no matter how short, they will always be above two feet. 甲：“女孩的裙子可以短到什么程度? 乙：“不管怎么短，它們肯定是在兩只腳的上方。 father: great scott! how you look! jimmie: yes, pa, i fell in a mudhole. father: what! and with your new pants on? jimmie: yes. i didnt have time to take them off. 父親：“天哪!你一副什么相! 吉米：“是的，爸，我掉進(jìn)了一個泥坑。

13、父親：“什么!穿著你的新褲子掉進(jìn)泥坑里? 吉米：“是的。我沒有來得及把它脫掉。 father(meaningly): who is the laziest member of your class, tommy? tommy: i dont know, pa. father: i should think you should know. when all the others areindustriously studying or writing their lessons, who is it that sits idly in hisseat and watches the rest,

14、 instead of working himself? tommy: the teacher. 父親：(有所指地)：“誰是你們班里最懶的，湯米? 湯米：“我不知道，爸。 父親：“我倒認(rèn)為你應(yīng)當(dāng)知道。當(dāng)全部的人都在勤奮學(xué)習(xí)或書 寫課堂作業(yè)時，是誰閑坐在自己的位置上望著別人， 而自己不做功課? 湯米：“教師。 teacher: arthur,if you had three apples and ate one,how many would youhave? arthur: three. teacher: three? arthur: yes. two outside and one insid

15、e. 教師：“阿瑟，假如你有3個蘋果，吃掉一個，還有幾個? 阿瑟：“3個。 教師：“3個? 阿瑟：“是的，外面2個，肚子里1個。 q: whats the difference between a monkey and a flea? q:猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢? a:amonkey can have fleas，but a flea cant have monkeys. a: 那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。 q: which is the strongest creature in the world? q:什么是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的生物? a:the snail.it ca

16、rries its house on its back. a: 蝸牛。因為它們成天背著自己的房子走路。 q: what do people do in a clock factory? q:人們在鐘表廠做什么? a:they make faces all day. a:他們在做鬼臉(制造外表)。 說明：makefaces直譯為制造鐘面，但作為固定短語，又有做鬼臉的意思。 q: how do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? q:怎樣才能讓夢游者停頓夢游呢? a:keep him awake. a:別讓他睡著了。 what sta

17、ys hot even if put in afridge?(什么東西就是放在冰箱里也是熱的?)答復(fù)是：pepper(辣椒)。(hot 有兩個意思：熱的;辣的。) which side is the left side of a pie?(哪邊是餡餅的左邊)? 答復(fù)是： the side that is not eaten，yet.(還沒有吃的那一邊)。(the left side of a pie有兩層意思：餅的左邊;餅剩下沒吃的那一邊。) who is closer to you， your mom or your dad?爸爸和媽媽誰和你更親? keys：mom is closer， b

18、ecause dad is farther.媽媽更親，因為爸爸更遠(yuǎn)。 can you go to the cinema with your watch broken?你手表壞了，可以去看電影嗎? keys：of course not，for i dont have the time.當(dāng)然不行，因為我沒有時間。(i dont have thetime 有兩種理解：我沒有時間;我沒戴表或我的表壞了，不知道時間。) why is the comet like micky mouse?為什么說彗星像米老鼠? keys：its a star with a tail.因為它是帶著一根尾巴的星星。(tail/teil/ n.(動物的)尾巴;彗(星)尾) whats the largest room in the world?世界上最大的房間是什么房間? keys：the room for improvement. 改良的空間。 whats the poorest bank in the world?最沒有錢的銀行是什么銀行? keys：the river bank. 河堤。(bank n.銀行;堤岸) when is coffee like the surface of