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搞笑英語題目及答案大全1.Whatdoyoucallfakespaghetti?Answer:Animpasta.2.Whydon'tscientiststrustatoms?Answer:Becausetheymakeupeverything.3.Whydidthescarecrowwinanaward?Answer:Becausehewasoutstandinginhisfield.4.Whatdoyoucallapileofcatsonacomputer?Answer:Downloading.5.Whydidthetomatoturnred?Answer:Becauseitsawthesaladdressing.6.Whatdoyoucalladinosaurwithanextensivevocabulary?Answer:Athesaurus.7.Whydidthegolferbringtwopairsofpants?Answer:Incasehegotaholeinone.8.Whatdoyoucallabearwithnoteeth?Answer:Agummybear.9.Whydidthebicyclefallover?Answer:Becauseitwastwo-tired.10.Whatdoyoucallagroupofmusicalcows?Answer:Amoosical.11.Whydidthepicturegotojail?Answer:Becauseitwasframed.12.Whatdoyoucallapileofcatsonaroof?Answer:Meowtain.13.Whydidthemathbooklooksad?Answer:Becauseithadtoomanyproblems.14.Whatdoyoucallafakenoodle?Answer:Animpasta.15.Whydidthecoffeefileapolicereport?Answer:Itgotmugged.16.Whatdoyoucalladinosaurwithanextensivevocabulary?Answer:Athesaurus.17.Whydidthebicyclefallover?Answer:Becauseitwastwo-tired.18.Whatdoyoucallabearwithnoteeth?Answer:Agummybear.19.Whydidthetomatoturnred?Answer:Becauseitsawthesaladdressing.20.Whatdoyoucallapileofcatsonacomputer?Answer:Downloading.21.Whydon'tweevertellsecretsonafarm?Answer:Becausethepotatoeshaveeyes,andthecornhasears.22.Whatdoyoucallagroupofmusicalcows?Answer:Amoosical.23.Whydidthepicturegotojail?Answer:Becauseitwasframed.24.Whatdoyoucallabearwithnoteeth?Answer:Agummybear.25.Whydidthetomatoturnred?Answer:Becauseitsawthesaladdressing.26.Whatdoyoucallapileofcatsonaroof?Answer:Meowtain.27.Whydidthescarecrowwinanaward?Answer:Becausehewasoutstandinginhisfield.28.Whatdoyoucalladinosaurwithanextensivevocabulary?Answer:Athesaurus.29.Whydidthecoffeefileapolicereport?Answer:Itgotmugged.30.Whatdoyoucallafakenoodle?Answer:Animpasta.31.Whydidthebicyclefallover?Answer:Becauseitwastwo-tired.32.Whatdoyoucallagroupofmusicalcows?Answer:Amoosical.33.Whydidthepicturegotojail?Answer:Becauseitwasframed.34.Whatdoyoucallabearwithnoteeth?Answer:Agummybear.35.Whydidthetomatoturnred?Answer:Becauseitsawthesaladdressing.36.Whatdoyoucallapileofcatsonacomputer?Answer:Downloading.37.Whydon'tscientiststrustatoms?Answer:Becausetheymakeupeverything.38.Whatdoyoucallapileofcatsonaroof?Answer:Meowtain.39.Whydidthescarecrowwinanaward?Answer:Becausehewasoutstandinginhisfield.40.Whatdoyoucalladinosaurwithanextensivevocabulary?Answer:Athesaurus.41.Whydidthecoffeefileapolicereport?Answer:Itgotmugged.42.Whatdoyoucallafakenoodle?Answer:Animpasta.43.Whydidthebicyclefallover?Answer:Becauseitwastwo-tired.44.Whatdoyoucallagroupofmusicalcows?Answer:Amoosical.45.Whydidthepicturegotojail?Answer:Becauseitwasframed.46.Whatdoyoucallabearwithnoteeth?Answer:Agummybear.47.Whydidthetomatoturnred?Answer:Becauseitsawthesaladdressing.48.Whatdoyoucallapileofcatsonacomputer?Answer:Downl

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