老友記第十季第六集中英分句對照劇本

-Hey.-Hi.-嘿...-嘿!Phoebe,what'swrong?菲比，出了什么事嗎？I'mjustsoexhaustedfromdraggingaroundthishugeengagementring.戴著這個(gè)超大訂婚戒指快要把我累死了！-Oh,myGod.-Congratulations.-噢！天啊！-恭喜你??！哇！Sodidhegetononeknee?Didhehaveaspeechprepared?他有沒有跪下來？他有準(zhǔn)備求婚詞嗎？Oh,didhecry?噢！他有哭嗎？Yeah,bigsurprise,Ilikeproposals.沒錯(cuò)，我喜歡求婚，很奇怪嗎？Well,itwasreallysweet,and,like,themostromanticthingever.實(shí)在是很溫馨，是我人生中最浪漫的一刻。Here'stoPhoebe,who'sfoundthegreatestguyintheworld.嘿，我們來敬菲比為了她找到世界上最好的男人干一杯。ToPhoebeand..敬菲比和...Iwanttosay"Mike"?應(yīng)該是邁克吧？-ToPhoebeandMike.-Hey.-敬菲比和邁克！-喔！Thankyou.Oh,andIhavesomethingforyou.謝謝大家！噢是了，我有點(diǎn)東西要給你！It'smylittleblackbook.It'sgotthenumbersofalltheguysI'vedated.這是我的小記事本里面有我約會(huì)過的男生的電話Oh,Phoebe,that'snice,butyouknowwhat?IthinkI'mokay.噢，菲比。很謝謝你，但我想我用不上了。Giveittooneofyourothersinglegirlfriends.你還是把它送給你其他獨(dú)身的女性朋友吧Iwould,butyou'rethelastone.我也想，但你是最后一個(gè)獨(dú)身的了Givemethebook!那給我吧！"PabloDiaz.巴布羅.迪亞斯,布里迪.史密斯BradySmith.呵！GuyinVan"?“開貨車的男生”O(jiān)h,myfirstlove.那是我的初戀！WhatistheredXnexttoBobGremore'snamemean?巴伯.格里莫的名字旁邊標(biāo)著個(gè)X是什么意思？Dead.死掉了。Oh,it'sokay.No,hewasold.Yeah.沒關(guān)系，他已經(jīng)很老了。Andhelivedafulllife.HewasinthefirstwaveatOmahaBeach.他也活夠了，奧馬哈移民潮時(shí)他也在場。Ishould'vegivenyouguysmyblackbookwhenIgotmarried.嘿，對不起我結(jié)婚時(shí)也應(yīng)該把我的電話本給你們男生的。Although,itwasn'tsomuchabookasanapkin.盡管那不算是電話本，只是一張皺皺的紙...WithJanice'sphonenumberonit....上面寫著珍妮斯的電話。Phoebe,isn'tJethroTullaband?菲比，JethroTull不是一個(gè)樂隊(duì)嗎？Oh,yes,theyare.沒錯(cuò)。Hey,honey.嘿，老婆Hey,sweetie.嘿，老公-IsMonicanothere?-No.-莫尼卡不在嗎？-不在。ThenI'lltellyou.Myagencywasbiddingforabigaccount,andtheygotit.那我先告訴你吧，我的經(jīng)紀(jì)爭取到一個(gè)大廣告客戶-It'smyfirstnationalcommercial.-Cool.-這是我第一個(gè)跨國廣告-酷！AndIdon'twanttobrag,butalotoftheideasweremine.不是我吹牛，但很多內(nèi)容都是我構(gòu)思出來的！Hell,youweren'tthere.Alltheideasweremine.拜托，你有沒有在聽?。咳繕?gòu)思都是我的！That'sgreat.Hey,canyoucastmeinit?太好了！嘿，可以介紹我去拍廣告嗎？Ireallydon'tthinkyou'rerightforthepart....不知道啊，我想你不適合里面的角色。Whatdoyoumean?Icandoanything.I'machameleon.怎么會(huì)？我可以演任何角色。我是一條變色龍呢！I'mold.我很老！I'mtired.我很累！Oh,Iamhot.I'mcold.Comeon,whatcan'tIdo?嘿！我很熱！我很冷！呵？？拜托，有什么我不能演？Firstofall,bravo.我得說，精彩...ButIdon'tthinkyou'rerightforthis.Thepart'sastuffycollegeprofessor.但我覺得你真的不適合這個(gè)角色是一個(gè)死板的大學(xué)教授。Icandothat.Hello,I'myourprofessor.也可以??！你好，我是你們的教授。WhenI'mnotbusythinkingofimportantthings,orprofessing..當(dāng)我有空或者沒有...演講的時(shí)候Iliketouse..What'stheproduct?我會(huì)用...噢！是什么產(chǎn)品？Softwarethatfacilitatesinter-businessnetworkinge-solutions.電子商務(wù)網(wǎng)絡(luò)解決方案。I'mcold.我很冷！-Hey.-Hey.-嘿!-嘿!Guesswho'safinalistforahugeresearchgrant?猜猜誰有可能得到一筆龐大的科研補(bǔ)助金！I'llgiveyouahint.He'slookingrightatyou.給你個(gè)提示，他正在看著你。Well,unlessit'sthecreepyguywithhishanduphiskilt..除非你說的是那個(gè)穿裙子的怪人I'mgonnasay,"Congratulations."恭喜你！I'msoexcited.Apparently,Ibeatouthundredsofotherapplicants..我實(shí)在是太興奮了，我擊敗了其他的幾百個(gè)競爭者includingfiveguysIwenttograduateschoolwith.包括我們研究所的五個(gè)同事。NotthatI'mkeepingscore,oranything.Five.不是我吹噓，但...五個(gè)人!-Wow,that'sgreat.-Yeah.-哇!太厲害了。-是??！-Sotellmeaboutthegrant.-Well,okay,it'sfor$25,000.-那個(gè)是什么補(bǔ)助金？-那是25,000元的補(bǔ)助AndifIgetit,I'llbeabletocompletemyfieldresearch.如果我得到了那我就可以完成我那領(lǐng)域的研究了。AndtherewillbeanarticleaboutmeinthePaleontologyReview.然后我就可以在“古生物學(xué)刊”里發(fā)表我的論文了It'llbethefirsttimemynameisinthere..那是我頭一次在那本書上發(fā)表論文withoutpeopleraisingseriousquestionsaboutmywork.而其他人不會(huì)懷疑-AreyoutalkingabouttheDewerGrant?-Yeah.Why?-等等，你是說杜瓦基金？-沒錯(cuò)，怎么了？BenjaminHobartisadministeringthatgrant.本杰明.哈伯特管理著那個(gè)基金-Yourex-boyfriend?-Yeah.-你的前任男朋友？-對。Soyourex-boyfriendisgonnadetermineifyournewboyfriendgetsthisgrant?那么說你的前男友決定了你現(xiàn)任男友是否能得到那筆錢？Wow,yournewboyfriendisscrewed.哇，你的現(xiàn)任男友真草包。No.No,weendedongreatterms.沒有，我們很愉快的分手的。Ifanything,Ithinkthiscouldhelpyou.Youknowwhat?我意思是，如果對你有幫助的話Whydon'tweallgoouttodinner,andIcanintroduceyou.我們可以把他約出來吃個(gè)飯啊我可以把你介紹給他。-Ifyouthinkit'dhelp.-Yeah,absolutely.I'llcallhim.-是嗎？你覺得有幫助嗎？-當(dāng)然啦，我給他打電話啦。Now,isthereanythingIcoulddotobutterhimup?那，我可以做什么去...迎合他?。緼nythinghereallylikes?他喜歡點(diǎn)什么？Hedoeshaveaprettyseriouslatexfetish.唔...他有一整套小玩偶。We'llseehowdinnergoes.我知道該怎么做了。-Hey.-Hey,youwanttogoseeamovie?-嘿!-嘿，想去看電影嗎？ItoldyouIhadtospendalldayclearingoutstuffsoMikecouldmovein.我已經(jīng)告訴過你我今天一整天要打掃好讓邁克搬進(jìn)來住。-Oh,right.-Yeah.-噢！對哦.-沒錯(cuò).NowthatI'mhere,Imightaswellhelpwiththecleaningandorganizing.既然我都來了，我就幫你清潔和收拾一下吧！Ijusthappentohavemylabelmaker.剛好我有打標(biāo)簽機(jī)Oh,it'ssohardtogetridofstuff.噢，要丟棄自己的物品太難了！DidyouandChandlermakecompromiseswhenyoumovedintogether?你和錢德要同居的時(shí)候有為丟棄東西煩惱過嗎？Chandlerdid.錢德有煩惱過！-Whatdoeshewantyoutogiveup?-Abunchofstuff.-他想你丟棄什么？-很多東西啊Andtheworstone,hewantsmetogetridofGladys.我最舍不得的是...他要我丟掉格拉達(dá)斯。Who'sGladys?誰是格拉達(dá)斯？Whatatragicloss.噢！多么可怕的浪費(fèi)??！Yeah,Ireallyhatetogiveherup.Oh,Iknow.Oh,youshouldtakeher.就是說。我真的不想放棄她啊。噢！我想到了，你可以帶她走啊！Idon'tknow.這個(gè)，我..我也不知道好不好...-What,youdon'tlikeher?-OfcourseIdo.What'snottolike?-為什么？你不喜歡她嗎？-我當(dāng)然喜歡她啊。有什么好不喜歡的！I'dtakeherinaminute.我可以馬上就把她拿走！ButIthinkthatyou'regivinguptooeasy.但我覺得你現(xiàn)在說放棄太早了。Honey,Ithinkthatyouneedtofightforher.我想你應(yīng)該為她作斗爭！-Really,youthink?-Absolutely.-你覺得是這樣嗎？-當(dāng)然啦！Yousaytohim,"I'msorry,Mike,Ican'tlivewithouther.你對他說:對不起，邁克。我不能失去她Shemeanstoomuchtome."她對我來說很重要Okay,I'llfightforher.Okay.好的，我是該為她爭取一下。Oh,wait.Ijustrealized,ifIdothat,thatmeansyoudon'tgether.等等，我忽然想到...如果我這樣做，你就無法得到她了。Damnit,Ididnotthinkthisthrough.對哦，怎么我沒想到呢！Emma,mom'sgotasnackforyou.艾瑪,媽媽給你做了小吃Youknow,everynowandthen,shemightlikesomebarbecuepotatochips.你知道她有時(shí)喜歡些烤肉味的番茄薯片-Hey,guys.-Hey.-嘿，你們。-嘿-Hi.-Hey,baby.-嘿-嘿,寶貝Oh,anywordoncastingyet?你給我的推薦有回復(fù)了嗎？-Itoldyou,you'renotrightforthepart.-Whatdoyoumean?-喬伊，我已經(jīng)說過了，你不適合那個(gè)角色。-什么意思?。縍ach,don'tIseemlikeaprofessoryou'dbuysomekindofe-crapfrom?瑞秋，你會(huì)不會(huì)花錢買象我這樣的教授介紹的電子貨啊？I'msorry,thissoundslikesomethingI'mnevergonnabeinterestedin.不好意思，我對這種東西沒什么興趣。Look,comeon,please?It'snotlikeI'maskingyouforsomecrazyfavor.拜托啦！好象我很為難你似的。ThisiswhatIdoforaliving.Iamaprofessionalactor.這是我的工作啊，我是個(gè)職業(yè)的演員呢！Man,I'mtwohourslateforwork.噢！原來我遲到兩個(gè)小時(shí)了！Here'smyreel.It'sgotallthecommercialsthatI'vebeenin.這里有我的一盤磁帶，里面有我拍過的所有廣告。-Joe..-Justwatchit.-喬...-你就看一下吧Ifyoudon'tlikeit,don'tpassitontoyourbosses.如果你不喜歡就別給你上司就是了。-Fine.-Thankyou.-好吧！-謝謝。-Work,Joe.-Damnit.-工作啦，喬！-可惡！-WhatamIgonnadonow?-Justpassthetapealong.-我該怎么辦啦？-就給你上司看看咯！He'snotrightforthepart.他的確不適合演這個(gè)。IfIsuggesthim,mybosseswillthinkI'manidiot.如果我推薦他我的老板會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)我是個(gè)傻瓜！Andthat'ssomethingtheyshouldlearnontheirown.我希望我的老板能遲些才發(fā)現(xiàn)這一點(diǎn)JusttellJoeythatyouwatchedthetape..那就告訴喬伊你看過帶子andyoulikedit,butyourbossesdidn't.你很喜歡但你的老板們不喜歡。Thenyou'rethegoodguy,andthey'rethebadguy.那樣，你就成了好人，壞人就是你的老板啦。That'sgood.Ilikedit,theydidn't.好主意！我喜歡，老板不喜歡。Joey,forGod'ssake,gotowork.喬伊，看在上帝份上，去工作啦！Ican'tbelieveI'mabouttomeetBenjaminHobart.無法相信我能見到本杰明.哈伯特。I'vealwaysthoughtofhimassomeoneI'dinvite..我一直以為tomyfantasydinnerparty.只有在夢中才能和他共聚晚餐呢Doyouthinkthere'sanychancehe'llbringChristieBrinkleyorC-3PO?他會(huì)不會(huì)帶上一些他喜歡的小玩偶來呢？Sorry,itlookslikeit'sjusthim.對不起，看來他只孤身一人。Charlie.查莉！MyGod,youlookabsolutelystunning.天啊，你簡直美得讓我頭暈了。Well,Iamhavingagoodhairday.是嗎？今天我特地去了理發(fā)。-It'ssogoodtoseeyou.-Oh,youtoo.-見到你真好。-我也是。I'mokay.我沒事。I'msorry.RossGeller,BenjaminHobart.對不起...羅斯.蓋勒本杰明.哈伯特It'sanhonortomeetyou.Ican'ttellyouhowlong..很榮幸見到你。我仰慕你都不知道多久了I'vebeenanadmirerofyourwork.Imean,thatNobelPrize.我是說，你得的諾貝爾獎(jiǎng)，喔！Imean,Ihavetotellyouthatyou'reoneofthereasonsIgotintothefield.我得說你是我從事科學(xué)工作的其中一個(gè)原因。Well,likewise.噢，是嗎，我也是。Notlikewise.I'dneverheardofyouuntilthismorning.其實(shí)，不一樣，我今早才第一次聽到你的名字。Butit'snicetobenice.但，很高興能見到你。-Shallwe?-Yeah.Thankyou.-我們...？-好的！Ican'tbelievethatyouchosethisrestaurant.不能相信你選了這個(gè)餐館！-Doyourememberthenight?-Oh,myGod.Icompletelyforgot.-你還記得那天晚上嗎？-噢天啊，我都已經(jīng)想不起了！Oh,myGod,Ican'tbelievetheyletusbackinthisplace.天啊，我們居然又在這里碰頭了！Youweren'tthere.你當(dāng)時(shí)不在場！No,but,youknow,it'sjustafunnyimage.是不在，但想想都好笑Youknow,thetwoofyouinthisrestaurantwiththe..想想你們兩個(gè)在這個(gè)餐館，還...Ross,whydon'tyoutellBenjiaboutyourproposalwhileIgototheladies'room.羅斯我去洗手間的時(shí)候你能告訴本你的方案嗎？Sotellmeaboutit.來吧，告訴我吧。Okay.Well,IwouldliketodoadiginthePaintedDesert.我們會(huì)在沙漠里進(jìn)行挖掘.Therearestillseveralareasthathaven'tbeenfullyexcavated.因?yàn)槔锩孢€有些地區(qū)還沒完全開挖的。-BreakupwithCharlie.-What?-和查莉分手吧！-什么？What?什么？Didyoujustsay,"BreakupwithCharlie"?你剛才說“和查莉分手”嗎？Well,yesandno.Yes,Ididsayit.Andno,Ididn'tnotsayit.可以說是，也可以說不是是，我是這樣說了；不是，是我沒有否認(rèn)。-Kindofinappropriate,don'tyouthink?-Listen,I'msorry.-你不應(yīng)該這樣說的，是嗎？-對不起。Ijusthaven'tseenherforsolong,allthesefeelingsarerushingback.因?yàn)槲姨脹]有見她了！以前的感覺又涌上心頭！I'mstartingtorealizehowmuchI'vemissedher.我又覺得喜歡上她了AndI'mgonnaneedyoutobreakupwithher.所以我想你和他分手-Areyouserious?-Ifyousay,yes,thenI'mserious.-你是說真的嗎？-如果你說是，那我就是認(rèn)真的Ifyousay,no,thenI'mjoking.如果你說不是，那我就是開玩笑！-No.-Jokingitis.-不是！-我開玩笑的！-Hi,sorryI'mlate.-Hey,how'ditgowithMike?-嗨！對不起，我遲到了。-嘿，和邁克談得怎樣？-Ishegonnaletyoukeepthepainting?-No,hereallyhatesit.-他肯讓你保留那幅畫嗎？-不行，他實(shí)在很討厭它Buthe'sgonnaletmekeepmyboxofhumanhair.但他肯讓我留下我那盒頭發(fā)！Soyougottapickyourbattles.Butthegoodnewsis,Gladysisyours.所以我只能妥協(xié)了。但好消息是，格拉達(dá)斯已經(jīng)屬于你了！Wow,what'sthebadnews?哇，那壞消息呢?。?Who'sGladys?-Oh,she'sthatworkofartImade.-誰是格拉達(dá)斯？-噢！她是我的手工作品，你見過啦Youknow,withthewomancomingoutoftheframe.就是有個(gè)女人從畫里面走出來的那幅畫啊AndMonicagetstokeepher?噢，莫尼卡把她收下了嗎？Inherhouse?Iamsojealous.放在這個(gè)房間里？我要嫉妒了！Ididn'tknowyouwantedhertoo.噢！我不知道你也想要她?。ell,Imean,sure,ofcourse.我..當(dāng)然想要啊。ButyoualreadygavethattoMonica,so..但..你已經(jīng)給了莫尼卡了，所以...-Youknow,Iwouldgiveherupforyou.-No,Icouldn'tletyoudothat.-為了你，我可以放棄她。-不行，我不可以讓你這樣做的。-No,butIwantto.-ButIdon'twantyouto.-但我想這樣做。-但我不想你這樣做。-ButIinsist.-ButIinsistharder.-但我堅(jiān)持！-但我更堅(jiān)持！Girls.Girls.Stop.Okay,we'llflipacoin.女生們！停一停好嗎？我們投硬幣決定吧。Heads,she'sRachel's.Tails,she'sMonica's.正面，她是瑞秋的反面，她就是莫尼卡的。-Tails.Monica,she'syours.-No,thatlandedinyourfood.-反面！莫尼卡，她是你的了！-不行，它掉到你的食物里了No,no,that'sokay.Youwonfairandsquare.I'msosad.不，沒關(guān)系，該贏的就該贏。我太難過了。Thenthelittleredsquirreltookallofhisacorns..然后紅色的小松鼠把他所有的橡子(果實(shí))andputtheminhislittlesatchelandsetofffor..放進(jìn)他的小背包里,離開了Okay.Someone'sgettingalittlefussy.Ithinkit'stimeforbed.好啦!有人開始煩啦我看該睡覺了Where'sthelittleredsquirrelgoing?小松鼠去哪了?Hey,Joe?嘿喬！Oh,that'ssosweet.哦，太好了-What'sup?-Badnews.-什么事？-壞消息Iwatchedthetapeandpasseditalongtomybossesandtheyweren'tinterested.我看過了帶子并把它交給我的老板們但他們不感興趣。I'msorry,man.對不起，老兄。-Butyouwatchedthetape?-Yeah,Ilikedit.-但...你看過這帶子嗎？-是啊，我...我很喜歡?。utmybossesdidn'tgoforit.Stupidsonsofbitches.但...我的老板不喜歡。真他媽的可惡！-Youdidn'twatchthetape.-What?OfcourseIdid.-你沒有看過這帶子。-什么??？我當(dāng)然看啦！Look,it'sonethingnottocastme,buttolietome?你不推薦我是一回事，但你對我說謊？-I'mnotlyingtoyou.Iwatchedit.-Youliedagain.-我沒有說謊啊，我看了啦！-你看，又說謊！-Iwatchedit.-Keepgoing,Pinocchio.-我看了！-繼續(xù)說謊吧，匹諾曹！-Idid.-No,youdidn't.-我看了！-沒有！你沒看！I'mtellingyou,Iwatchedthetape.我告訴你，我看了這帶子。-Didyouwatchthetape?-No.-你看過這帶子嗎？-沒有Hi.Look,Irealizeonlyoneofuscangetthisgrant.嗨,聽著,我知道我們中只有一個(gè)人能得到認(rèn)可AndIjustwantedtowishbothofyouthebestofluck.而我也想祝福你們所有人好運(yùn)Areyoucrossingyourfingers?你繞手指了?What,this?No.This..That'sjusttheresultofachildhoodinjury.W什么?這個(gè)?不,這個(gè)...只是童年受傷的結(jié)果I'mcured!治好了！Goodmorning,everybody.大家早上好Ifyougoaheadandtakeyourseatswecangetstarted.如果你坐到座位上我們就可以開始了Actually,Dr.Hobart,canIhaveawordwithyou?實(shí)際上，哈伯特博士我能和你說句話嗎?Andyouare?你是...?-Ross.-Iknow.I'mkidding.-羅斯-我知道,開玩笑的Listen,Ijustwanttosay,lastnight..我只想說,昨晚...Dinnerwasalittleawkward.晚餐不太好-Ijustwannamakesurewe'reokay.-Oh,yeah.Absolutely.-我只想知道我們之間沒什么問題-沒問題!絕對沒有!-Youdidn'ttellCharliewhatIsaid,didyou?-Oh,no.Ofcoursenot.-你沒有告訴查莉我說過什么吧?-喔,沒有,當(dāng)然沒有Well,thankyou.Iwantyoutoknow,Irespectyourdecisionnottogiveherup.謝謝你,我想讓你知道我尊重你沒有放棄她的決定ItwasthebiggestmistakeIevermadeinmywholelife.放棄她,是我一生中最大的錯(cuò)誤Well,thatandtattooinghernameonmyshoulder..呃,除了這件事還有我很蠢的把她的名字刺在肩膀上...lastnightstupidly.昨天晚上犯的蠢..Seriously?真的?MyNobelPrizewasnotformovingon.我的諾貝爾獎(jiǎng)可不是為了繼續(xù)談?wù)?.-Sonohardfeelings?-Noneatall.Goodlucktoday.-還難過嗎？-一點(diǎn)也沒有,祝今天好運(yùn)!-Thankyou.-Okay.-謝謝-不客氣Allright.Theselectioncommitteehaschosenthethreeofyouasourfinalists.評選委員會(huì)選出你們?nèi)擞诮裉熳髯詈笤u核。TheultimatedecisionwillbebasedontheanswersyougivetothequestionsIask.最終決定會(huì)基于你們?nèi)绾位卮鹞业膯栴}。We'regonnagoaheadandstartwithDr.Li.先從李博士開始吧。YouclaimthefieldistooreliantontheLinnaeantaxonomicsystem.李博士你提出學(xué)界太依賴Linn（林奈）分類系統(tǒng)。Howdoyouproposetocorrectthisproblem?那你打算怎么解決這個(gè)問題？Well,Ibelievethattheanswerslieintheosteologicalevidence.我相信解決辦法在化石證據(jù)上-Iplantobeginthere.-Interesting.-我打算從那里入手-很有趣Iguess.是嗎？Dr.Biely,yourproposalincludessomefieldwork.Wheremightthattakeplace?白莉博士，你的方案有一些挖掘工作你會(huì)從哪里入手呢？PrimarilyinthePierreShaleregionofSouthDakota.首先是南達(dá)科他州的PierreShale地區(qū)。Certainly.Verywell.AndDr.Geller,whenismybirthday?當(dāng)然，很好。那蓋勒博士你知道我的生日是什么時(shí)候嗎？What?I..什么？我...我...Caretoventureaguess?不能猜一下嗎？-May12?-That'snotevenkindofclose.-5月12號(hào)？-還差很遠(yuǎn)呢！Dr.Li,howmanygraduatestudentswillyouneed?李博士，你需要要多少個(gè)學(xué)生呢？-Halfadozen.-Isee.AndDr.Biely?-6個(gè)-明白了，那白莉博士呢？Threeforexcavation,andtwoforanalysis.三個(gè)負(fù)責(zé)開掘，兩個(gè)負(fù)責(zé)分析。Certainly.Dr.Geller,which1965Shirelleshit..當(dāng)然。蓋勒博士，1965年沙倫斯樂隊(duì)waslatercoveredbyapopularBritishInvasionband?被哪支英國樂隊(duì)蓋過風(fēng)頭？What?Ineedsixgraduatestudents.什么...？我需要6個(gè)學(xué)生。No,I'msorry.Wewerelookingfor"BabyIt'sYou."不是！對不起答案是“BabyIt'sYou”（寶貝，就是你）"BabyIt'sYou."寶貝，就是你。What?Waitjustaminute.什么...？等等，等一下。Noneofmyquestionshaveanythingtodowithpaleontology.我的問題沒有一條是關(guān)于古生物學(xué)的。You'reright,Iapologize.Scratchthelastquestion.沒錯(cuò)，我該道歉。那最后一條問題Spell"Boscodictiasaur."拼寫單詞Boscodictiasaur。I'veneverheardofa"Boscodictiasaur."恩....我沒有聽過Boscodictiasaur啊。Yeah,Ijustmadeitup.Spellit.是，我亂編的單詞?？炱础?Okay.B-O..-No,itstartswithasilentM.-好的。B-O-S...-不，開頭有個(gè)不發(fā)音的“M”。Oh,comeon!噢，拜托！Ican'tbelieveJoey.Ihatebeingcalledaliar.我不明白喬伊，我討厭被人稱為騙子。Butyouarealiar.但你是個(gè)騙子。WhatdidIjustsay?我剛剛怎么說的？-Areyoustillhere?-Yes.-你還在??？-是的，而且我還有話說AndI'mnotjusthurt,I'minsulted.WhenItellsomebodyIdidsomething..我不僅僅是受傷害，我感覺被侮辱了一樣。當(dāng)我說我已經(jīng)做了某事...Okay,holdon,letmejuststopyourightthere,okay?First,youlied.Right?好了好了...我打斷你一下好嗎？首先，你說謊，對嗎？Thenyouliedaboutlying,okay?然后，你又說謊去圓謊，好嗎？Thenyouliedaboutlyingaboutlying,okay?然后，你又再說謊去圓你剛才圓的謊是不是？Sobeforeyoulieaboutlyingaboutlyingaboutlyingaboutlying..所以在你說謊去圓你剛才為圓謊...而說的謊...的那個(gè)謊言...Stoplying.不要說謊啦！WhyareyousosureIdidn'twatchthistape?為什么你這么肯定我沒有看過那帶子？Youwannaknowwhy?Youwannaknowwhy?你想知道...?你想知道為什么？Well,thisisgoingwell.事情發(fā)展得不錯(cuò)呢。Here'showIknowyoudidn'twatch.這就是我知道你沒看的原因了。Ifyouhadseenwhatwasonthistape,believeme,you'dhavesomecomments.如果你看了這帶子，你絕對不會(huì)沒有話說的。Allright,remember,Igotpaidalotofmoneyforthis..聽好，我收了很多錢才去拍這個(gè)廣告anditonlyairedinJapan.而且只在日本地區(qū)放映。Ichiban.一級(jí)棒Ichiban,lipstickformen.男用唇膏！Ichiban,lipstickformen.男用唇膏！Andthat'showIknowyoudidn'twatchthetape.這就是我知道你沒看的原因！Hereallyisachameleon.他真的是一條變色龍呢。Well,Gladys,sayhellotoyournewhome.格拉達(dá)斯，給你的新家打個(gè)招呼吧！-Oh,my.-Wow.-我的...！-哇！Oh,sheissoniceandbig.噢！她真漂亮，又顯眼！Oh,Monica,whereareyougoingtodisplayGladys,oh,soproudly?噢！莫尼卡，你會(huì)把她放到什么地方讓格拉達(dá)斯顯的得體呢？-Ihaven'treallysettledonaspotyet.-HowaboutrightabovetheTV?-我還沒決定放在哪里！-那，不如放在電視機(jī)上面吧！Thatway,itwillbethefirstthingthatyouseewhenyouwalkinthedoor.這樣的話，人們一進(jìn)門就馬上看得到了！Yeah,yeah,andyoucangetridofthatFrenchposter.好啊，好?。∧悄憔涂梢詠G掉那法國的海報(bào)了。-Ilikethatposter.-Really?-我喜歡那海報(bào)??！-是嗎？Itdoesn'thaveanythingcomingoutofit.它沒有東西可以“冒”出來啊。Ormaybethere'ssomeplaceforherinyourbedroom?又或者你的臥室里有空位嗎？-There'snothingaboveyourbed.-Areyoustillhere?-噢！你床頭還空著呢！-你還在這里住嗎？StupidNobelPrizewinner.愚蠢的諾貝爾獎(jiǎng)獲得者！Oh,hi.Hello.噢！嗨！你好！Haveyoucometoaskmesomemorepaleontology-relatedquestions?呃，你是來問我古生物學(xué)的問題的嗎？Yourgrandmother'snickname,perhaps?Ann-Margret'spantsize?呃...可能你要問我你祖母的小名吧？還是你馬格莉特阿姨內(nèi)褲的尺寸？I'vecomeheretoapologize.IthinkImayhaveletmyfeelings..我是來道歉的。我想我對查莉的感情…forCharlieinterferewiththeinterviewprocess.影響到面試的程序了No.Stop.沒有！哪里有！Anyway,Idecidedtoofferyouthegrant.不管怎么說，我決定批準(zhǔn)你的補(bǔ)助金。-Really?-Thereisjustonesmallstipulation.-真的嗎？-是的...只是還有一個(gè)...條件...-IhavetobreakupwithCharlie?-Hey,yougotoneright.-我要和查莉分手？-嘿！你終于答對一次了！-You'recrazy.-Crazyorromantic?-你發(fā)神經(jīng)。-神經(jīng)，還是...浪漫？Crazy.神經(jīng)！-Or?-Getout!-還是...-出去！Oh,myGod.噢！天??！-What?-Joey,whatisthisthingdoinghere?-什么？-喬伊，這..這...東西在這里干嘛？IgotherfromMonica.Shesoldittomeforaveryreasonableprice.我在莫尼卡那里拿過來的她出了個(gè)很合理的價(jià)格。-Joey,we'renotkeepingthis.-Butit'sanoriginalBuffay.-喬伊，我們不能留著這個(gè)！-但它是原版的布費(fèi)作品啊...Allright,fine.Youcankeepit.好的，沒關(guān)系，你就留著吧。Aslongasyoudon'tmindthatshe'shaunted.只要你不介意她周圍游蕩。Hey,what?What?嘿？什么？什么？嘿！噢！什么?。縒ell,legendhasit,Joey,thatshecomesalivewhenyou'reasleep.有這樣一個(gè)傳說...她在半夜里會(huì)活過來。Sheclimbsoutoftheframe..她爬出這畫框andthendragsherhalf-a-bodyacrossthefloor..然后她拖著她這半個(gè)身體，爬在地板上justlookingforlegstosteal.想辦法去偷一雙腿Andthenwithheronegoodhand..然后她用她唯一的一只手sheslowlyreachesup..慢慢、慢慢地andturnsyourdoorknob.扭開門把手Getthatleglesswitchoutofhere!拿走這沒腳的妖怪?。?Hey,IsoldthattoJoey.-Yeah,well,Itoldhimit'shaunted.-嘿！我把它賣給喬伊了！-所以我騙他這是鬼怪了-Twocanplayatthisgame.-Toolate.Youcan'tgiveitback.-我們都會(huì)玩這種把戲-不行，太遲了，你不能退貨！-Oh,yes,Ican.-No,youcan't,she'syours.-我當(dāng)然可以！-不，你不可以，她是你的！-She'syours.-She'syours.-她是你的！-是你的！-She'syours.-Hey.-她是你的！-嘿！-She'smine.-She'smine.-她是我的！-是我--的！-She'smine.-She'smine.-她是我的！-她是我的！Youguys,youdon'thavetofightoverheranymore.你們??！不用為她爭吵了。Whoeverdoesn'tgetGladys,getsGlynnis.誰得不到格拉達(dá)斯，就把格林妮斯拿回去吧。-IwantGladys.-She'smine.-我要格拉達(dá)斯。-她是我的！-She'smine.-She'smine.-她是我的！-她是我的！No,no.Youdon'tgettodothat.不要不要.你們不要這樣了Iknow.Look,I'msorryIdidn'tgivethemyourtape.很抱歉我沒有把你的帶子給他們。AndIpromisenexttimetosubmityou,whetherIthinkyou'rerightornot.我保證，下次無論合不合適我都會(huì)把你推薦上去的。That'snotthepoint,Chandler.Thepointisthatyoulied.重點(diǎn)不是這個(gè)啊錢德。重點(diǎn)是，你說了謊Iknow.You'reright.What'sitgonnatakeforyoutoforgiveme?我知道，你說的對我要做什么你才能原諒我？Oh,myGod.噢天?。xcellent.無得彈！Nowwhatdoyousay?現(xiàn)在你該說什么？Lyingiswrong.說謊是不對的！And?And?還有呢？...還有呢？I'maprettylittlegirl.我是個(gè)漂亮美眉。Iknewit.我早就知道啦！Yourex-boyfriendisinsane.你的前男友是個(gè)瘋子。-Heisacharacter.-No,no,no.-他是個(gè)有個(gè)性的人-不是,才不是呢CharlesNelsonReillyisacharacter.查爾斯·納爾遜·賴?yán)攀?Who?-CharlesNelsonReilly.-誰?-查爾斯·納爾遜·賴?yán)鸗heGhostandMrs.Muir?MatchGame?TheGhostandMrs.Muir?MatchGame?（兩個(gè)電影名）Wereyouneversickasachild?你小時(shí)侯都沒沒得過病嗎?-Whatever.Didyougetthegrant?-No.Andyouwannaknowwhy?-隨便啦！你得到那筆補(bǔ)助了嗎？-沒有，你想知道為什么嗎？Becauseyourex-boyfriendisstillinlovewithyou.因?yàn)槟愕那澳杏堰€是愛著你。-What?-Yeah.-什么？-沒錯(cuò)HerefusedmebecauseIwouldn'tgiveyouup.他沒有給我那筆補(bǔ)助，就因?yàn)槲覜]有放棄你。Benjiisn'tinlovewithme.Imean,hebrokeupwithme.本不會(huì)還愛著我的。因?yàn)楫?dāng)時(shí)是他拋棄我-Andbesides,he'saveryethicalman