2021年《房間》完整中英文對照劇本

《房間》完整中英文對照劇本房♥間突發(fā)消息紐瑟姆案嫌疑人已被拘捕噓Shh...回去睡覺吧Gobacktosleep.很久很久以前在我到來之前On___uponatime,beforeIcame,你一整天都在youcriedandcried大聲哭泣看電視度日andwatchedTVallday,直到你麻木了untilyouwereazombie,但然后我通過天窗從天堂butthenIzoomeddownfromheaven突然降落throughSkylight到房♥間里intoRoom.嗚叭Whoosh-pshew!然后我在你體內(nèi)踢你AndIwaskickingyoufromtheinside.嘣嘣Boom,boom!然后我睜著眼沖到地毯上AndthenIshotoutontoRugwithmyeyeswideopen,然后你剪掉繩子說“你好啊杰克”andyoucutt-edthecordandsaid,"Hello,Jack."媽我五歲了Ma,I"mfive!-是的-我現(xiàn)在好大呀-Youare.-I"msooldnow.你是個大男孩了You"resuchabigboynow.是的Yeah.早上好臺燈Goodmorning,lamp.早上好植物Goodmorning,plant.早上好蛋殼蛇Goodmorning,Eggsnake.早上好地毯Goodmorning,rug.早上好衣柜Goodmorning,wardrobe.早上好電視Goodmorning,TV.早上好洗手池Goodmorning,sink.早上好馬桶Morning,toilet.早上好啊大家Morning,everyone.好了Okay.今天是我的生日我五歲了It"smybirthday.I"mfive.我知道啦Igetit.把你的維他命吃掉這是最后一顆了Takeyourvitamin.It"sthelastone.維他命Vitamins.-是蛀牙在疼嗎-嗯哼-Isbadtoothhurting?-Mm-hmm.但你知道的Butyouknow,意念可以控制物質(zhì)mindover___tter.如果你不去想它就不會痛了Ifyoudon"tmind,itdoesn"t___tter.你說得對You"reright.嘿你知道Hey,doyouknow我們今天要干什么嗎whatwe"regonnadotoday?什么What?我們要做一個生日蛋糕Wearegoingtobakeabirthdaycake.生日蛋糕Abirthdaycake?嗯哼Mm-hmm.-就像電視里那樣嗎-嗯但是真實的-LikeinTV?-Mm-hmm,butforreal.不會吧Noway!后面Theback.開始算一二三Nowgo,one,two,three.四五一二三四五Four,five.One,two,three,four,five...___了Thereyouare.我愛你Iloveyou.好了關(guān)電視了Okay,TVOff.我會一直長大長大然后變成巨人I"mgonnagrowandgrowuntilI"magiant.媽你看我和大力士一樣強壯Look,Ma,I"mstrongasSamson.是啦是啦Yeah.Youare.我會成為巨人杰克巨人殺手I"mgoingtobeJacktheGiant,Giant-Killer然后帶著我的狗狗阿吉andburstoutofSkylightintospa___沖出天窗沖向太空withmydog,Lucky,然后一直飛飛到所有星球上andboing,boing,boingtoalloftheplas.我們先做拉伸Let"sstartwithsomestretch.做得好做得好Greatjob.Greatjob.另一條腿快點Otherleg,quickly.換腿Switchlegs.Hup.-好-我在做了-Yeah.-I"mdoingit.-好-我在...-Yeah.-I"mdoing...跳跳jump,jump...像只青蛙likeafrog.腳往后放然后做一個俯臥撐Feetbackandthendoapush-updown.起好了現(xiàn)在來跑田徑吧Up.Okay,timefortrack.這面墻Nowthiswall.噢我說的是這面墻Oh,Imeantthiswall.我說的是這面墻嗎DidIsaythiswall?我的意思是這面Imeantthiswall,但我其實想說的是這面墻butIactuallymeant,Imeantthiswall,還有這一面andthisone,但這一面也要摸一下butthisoneneedsit,too.好了Yeah!嗯Mm.噢好漂亮的雞蛋呀Oh,it"sabeautifulegg.很好Prettygood.那是面糊嗎Isthatthebatter?那就是面糊That"sthebatter.我們還要加一下黃油We"regonnaaddsomebutter,too.怎么樣Howaboutthat?-黃油-額啊-Butter!-Urgh!-嚯嚯-嗯就這樣把它攪在一起-Ho,ho!-Oh,yeah,___shthatin.我們做到啦Well,wegotit!不如你來做一做吧Whydon"tyoudosomeofthat?-你能做好嗎-嗯-Canyou...handlethat?-Yeah.麻里麻里哄Abracadabra!現(xiàn)在要吹蠟燭啦Nowthecandles!我們沒有蠟燭Wedon"thaveanycandles.我知道Iknow.你說過會有一個真正的生日蛋糕的Yousaidabirthdaycake,forreal.那就要點蠟燭Thatmeanscandlesonfire.杰克Jack...沒有蠟燭也沒關(guān)系的It"sokaywithoutthecandles.還是個生日蛋糕呀It"sstillabirthdaycake.周日特享你應(yīng)該要求買♥♥蠟燭YoushouldaskforcandlesforaSundayTreat,而不是什么破牛仔褲notdumbjeans.對不起I"msorry.你知道的我只能要求一些我們真正需要Youknow,Ihavetoaskforstuffthatwereallyneed,而他又方便獲得的東西stuffthathecangeteasily.但老尼克什么都能拿到他有魔法ButOldNickgetsanything,by___gic.不如我們來吃蛋糕吧Whydon"twetryyourcake?不要No!杰克Jack.就嘗一口Let"stryabiteofit.我說了不要Isaid,no!過來Comehere.等下星期我六歲了NextweekwhenI"msix,你最好要求一些真正的蠟燭you"dbetteraskforrealcandles.你說的是下一年吧Nextyear,youmean.埃德蒙撕開袋子逃了出來AndEdmondtearsfreeoutofthebag,他游啊游游到了基&卜?@~$;督&八?@~$;山島andswimsandswimstotheislandofMonteCristo,然后他挖出了他朋友andhedigsupthetreasure告訴他的寶藏hisfriendwas___inghimabout.他買♥&hearts；y一艘大游艇Hebuysabigyacht...回到了法國AndsailsbacktoFran___,等他到達那里andwhenhegetsthere,他決定要買♥♥下小島hedecidestobuytheisland,并稱自己為“伯爵”andcallhimself"TheCount,"并發(fā)誓報復(fù)那些andvowstotakerevenge所有刻薄虧待他的人onallofthepeoplethatweremeantohim.我們還可以再吃點生日蛋糕嗎Canwehavemorebirthdaycake?明天再吃Tomorrow.就一口Justabite?我們已經(jīng)刷了牙了Webrushedourteethalready.那再講多一個故事好嗎Onelaststory?Please.乖杰克很晚了Comeon,Jack.It"slate.我們睡覺吧Let"sgotobed.唱歌♥Sing.#那天晚上日落西山#Oneeveningwhenthesunwentdown#如同野火蔓延樹林#Andthejunglefirewasburning#一位旅者緩緩前行#Downthetrackscameahobohiking#他說孩子們我不會回去#Andhesaid"Boys,I"mnotturning#我要前往一個遙遠國度#"I"mheadedforalandthat"sfaraway#在那水晶噴泉之外#"Besidethecrystalfountain#快和我一起#"Oh,ewithme#我們終將到達巨石糖果山#GoandseetheBigRockCandyMountain"#巨石糖果山中#IntheBigRockCandyMountain#有片土地潔凈明亮#There"salandthat"sclearandbright...-這是他的牛仔褲-謝謝-Here"shisjeans.-Thanks.葡萄太貴了所以我給你買&卜0@~$;&卜0@~$;了罐頭雪梨Grapeswerewaytoomuch,soIgotyoucannedpears.那是什么生日蛋糕嗎What"sthat?Isitabirthdaycake?嗯Mm.嗯你應(yīng)該告訴我的Mm.Youshouldhavetoldme.我就可以給他送份禮物I"dhavegothimapresent.那他多少歲了四歲嗎So,uh,howoldisheanyway?Four?五歲Five.一二三One,two,three...有這個房♥間There“sRoom,然后就是外太空ThenOuterSpa___,太空里有所有電視上的星球withalltheTVplas,然后就是天堂thenHeaven.植物是真實的但樹不是Plantisreal,butnottrees.蜘蛛是真實的Spidersarereal,還有一次有只吸我血的蚊子andonetimethemosquitothatwassuckingmyblood.但松鼠和狗狗都只存在于電視上ButsquirrelsanddogsarejustTV,除了阿吉ex___ptLucky.它是我的狗狗總有一天它會出現(xiàn)的He"smydogwhomightesomeday.怪獸太大只了不可能是真的Monstersaretoobigtobereal,海洋也是andthesea.電視里的人都是扁平的由好多顏色組成TVpersonsareflatand___deofcolours.但你和我是真實的Butmeandyouarereal.老尼克OldNick...我不知道他是不是真實的Idon"tknowifhe"sreal.可能半真半假吧Maybehalf.47,48,49.5150,51...噓Shh...噢Oh.這是什么Whatisit?這是顆蛀牙It"sabadtooth.嗯哼Mm-hmm.我能拿著嗎CanIholdit?哇哦Wow!你讓它消失了You___dehimgone!它是活的Hewasanalivething.它是真實的Hewasreal!它會偷我們的食物Hewouldhavestolenourfood.我可以把我的食物給老鼠Mousecanhavemyfood.我不餓I"mnothungry.它會帶來細菌趁我們睡覺時咬我們Hewouldhavebroughtingerms,bitusinoursleep.老鼠是我的朋友Mouseismyfriend,但你拍死了它andyousplatteredhimdead.___No,Ididn"t.它好好的He"shunky-dory.你在騙我嗎Areyoutrickingme?沒有杰克我發(fā)誓No,Jack,Iswear.它在后院的家里和它媽媽一起HeissafeathomeinthebackyardwithhisMa.什么后院Whatbackyard?老鼠住在電視里的院子里嗎MouselivesinayardinTV?吶你用這個做一個外星飛船吧Here,whydon"tyou___keaUFOoutofthis?你___不告訴老尼克昨天是我的生日Whyyoudidn"t___OldNickitwasmybirthday?因為他不是我們的朋友Becausehe"snotourfriend.他說他會給我送禮物Hesaidhe"dbringmeapresent.你不應(yīng)該偷聽這些You"renotsupposedtobelisteningtothat.你應(yīng)該好好睡覺You"resupposedtobeasleep.我從沒收到過禮物Ineverhadapresent.他只是隨便說說而已Well,hedidn"tmeanit.他可能送我狗狗阿吉Itmightbemydog,Lucky.杰克我們不能養(yǎng)狗Jack,wecan"thaveadog.根本不夠房♥間空間There"snotenoughroom...spa___...沒這么大的空間there"snotenoughspa它會亂吠它會亂抓withthebarkingandthescratching.阿吉不會亂抓的Luckywon"tscratch.它答應(yīng)的Hepromises.阿吉不存在ThereisnoLucky!它存在的Yes,thereis!根本不是No,there"snot.它只是你幻想出來的You___dehimupinyourhead.它不是真實的He"snotreal.杰克對不起Jack,I"msorry.過來過來媽媽抱對不起Comehere,ehere,ehere.I"msorry.對不起I"msorry.你是對的我這樣不好You"reright.Thatwasn"tni___.我們睡著的時候會在哪里Wheredowegowhenwe“reasleep?就在房♥間這里RighthereinRoom.但夢呢Butdreams...我們會進電視里做夢嗎dowegoto,intoTVfordreaming?不是Mm-mm.我們哪都沒去一直在這里We"reneveranywherebuthere.我能打開嗎CanIopenit?嗯哼Mm-hmm.好棒Yes!___外星人從沒回應(yīng)過呢Whythealiensneverscreamback?我想他們還是聽不見吧Iguesstheystillcan"thearus.我們再喊大聲點好嗎We"lldoitevenlouder,okay?好的Okay.我要殺了你I"llkillyou!你現(xiàn)在要殺我嗎Wouldyouliketokillmenow?媽他在攻擊我Ma,he"sattackingme!哦不Oh,no!抓住你了嗷Gotyou.Ow!嗷Ow!媽什么味道啊Ma,what___ellsbad?操___.咦Ugh.噓Shh...那是什么味道What"sthat___ell?抱歉我烤焦了芝士Sorry,Iburnedsomecheese.-給你-我不知道在想什么-Here.-Ijustwasn"tthinking.思考不是你的強項Well,thinkingisnotyourstrongsuit.我知道Iknow.嗯Yeah.你坐下吧Whydon"tyousitdown?-謝謝-嗯哼-Thankyou.-Mm-hmm.他喜歡他的小車嗎Sohowdidhelikehistruck?喜歡吧?Yeah?喜歡Yeah.我了解小男孩Iknowboys.維他命Thevitamins.啊那個太浪費錢了Ah,it"sawasteofmoney.沒什么作用There"snothinginthem.如果我們有更健康的飲食Well,ifwehadabetter___t.我去又來了Oh,___,herewegoagain.你能不能別整天滿腹牢騷Maybeifyoucouldstopplaining懷有一點感恩之心andbealittlegrateful.謝謝你Thankyou.老天有時候真的很困難God,it"s___ingpullingteethsometimes.這一切都要謝謝你Thankyouforeverything.你完全不知道現(xiàn)在的世界Youjusthavenoideaabouttheworldoftoday.-我不知道-你不知道-No.-No.是誰在交電費Whopaysthepowerbill?是誰在出錢出力Whopaysforeverything?-你-沒錯-You.-Mm-hmm.你以為我是Andhowdoyouthink如何維持下去的I"mgonnabeabletokeepdoingthat?什么意思Whatdoyoumean?沒什么Nothing.不你說的是什么意思No,butwhatdoesthatmean?半年了我失業(yè)了Sixmonths.I"vebeenlaidoff.半年了Sixmonths.沒錯Yeah.如果你非要想這么多Ifyouhadtoworryyourlittlehead...那你要怎么做Whatareyougonnadoaboutit?你有在找工作嗎Areyoulookingforajob?他媽哪有什么工作啊Thereareno___ingjobs!老天Jesus.嘿你好啊Heythere.他睡著了He"sasleep.我覺得沒有Idon"tthinkso.你整天整夜都把他藏在衣柜里嗎Doyoukeephimintheclosetalldayaswellasallnight?怎么這小怪物有兩個頭嗎What,doesthelittlefreakgottwoheadsorsomething?嘿Hey.-嘿-噓-Hey.-Shh.-到床上來吧-嘿杰克-Cometobed.-Hey,Jack.-嘿-我們回床吧-Hey.-Let"sgotobed.你要吃糖嗎Youwantsomecandy?你喜歡糖果嗎Doyoulikecandy,huh?出來吃糖吧Comeonoutandgetsomecandy.到床上來吧Cometobed.拜托了Please?拜托了？Please?這位小姐你媽媽沒教你什么是教養(yǎng)嗎Didn"tyourmom___everteachyouany___nners,younglady?噢嘿___Oh,heysonny.離他遠點Getawayfromhim!別碰他別碰他Don"ttouchhim!Don"ttouchhim!操___!別碰他Don"ttouchhim!別吵Quitthenoise!不許叫別吵Quitthenoise.Quitthenoise.你想呼吸嗎Doyouwanttobreathe?嗯？Yeah?你想呼吸嗎Doyouwanttobreathe?那就給我閉嘴Thenshutthe___up.天God!操___.別碰他Don"ttouchhim.操___.如果你再敢這樣碰我Ifyouevertouchmelikethatagain,再這樣抓我ifyougrabmelikethat,我會殺了你I"ll___ingkillyou.-清楚了嗎-別碰他-Doyouunderstandthat?-Don"ttouchhim.行啊你可別忘了他是怎么來的Yeah.Don"tyouforgetwhereyougothim.杰克杰克Jack?Jack?對不起I"msorry!-你還好嗎-對不起對不起-Areyouokay?-I"msorry.I"msorry.-沒事-我再也不會這樣了-It"sokay.-Iwon"tdoitagain.嗯？Hmm?嗯Hmm.媽我是只龍Ma,I"madragon.我是龍I"madragon.他斷我們電了Hecutthepower.“你看"For,yousee,最‘緊’發(fā)生了很多怪事...”so___nyout-of-the-waythingshadhappenedlat-ely,that..."-最近-最近-Lately.-Lately.“愛麗絲開始認為"ThatAli___hadbeguntothink其實很多事情"Thatveryfewthings,indeed,都幾乎是不可能的"Werereallyimpossible.在小門邊苦苦等待似乎并沒有什么作用”Thereseemedtobenouseinwaitingbythelittledoor."媽Ma?嘿杰克你還記得老鼠嗎Hey,Jack,doyourememberMouse?嗯Yeah.記得嗎Yeah?你知道它在哪嗎Youknowwhereheis?嗯Hmm.我知道Ido.他在這面墻的另一邊He"sontheothersideofthiswall.什么另一邊Whatotherside?杰克一切事物都有兩面Jack,there"stwosidestoeverything.八邊形不是Notonanoctagon.是的但是Yeah,but...八邊形有八面Anoctagonhaseightsides.但一面墻就像這一面墻看到了嗎Butawall,okay,aWall"slikethis,see?我們在里面Andwe"reontheinside而老鼠在外面andMouseisontheoutside.在外太空嗎InOuterSpa___?不在世界里No,intheworld.世界比外太空離我們更近It"smuchcloserthanOuterSpa___.我看不到外面的那一面Ican"tseetheoutside-side.聽著我知道我之前告訴過你另一種說法Listen,IknowthatItoldyousomethingelsebefore,但那時你還小butyouweremuchyounger.我覺得你無法理解Ididn"tthinkthatyoucouldunderstand,但現(xiàn)在你這么大了你這么聰明butnowyou"resoold,you"resos___rt.我知道你可以理解的Iknowthatyoucangetthis.不然你覺得老尼克從哪得到的食物WheredoyouthinkthatOldNickgetsourfood?用魔法從電視里得到的FromTVby___gic.世界上沒有魔法Thereisno___gic.你在電視里看到的WhatyouseeonTV,都是真實事物的圖像thosearepicturesofrealthings,都是真人的圖像ofrealpeople.都是真實的東西It"srealstuff.朵拉真的是真實的嗎Dora"sreal,forreal?不那只是一幅畫No,that"sadrawing.朵拉是畫出來的Doraisadrawing.但其他人Butotherpeople,和我們長得相似的人theyhavefa___slikeus.那些是真實事物的圖像Thosearepicturesofrealthings,還有你在上面看到的其他東西andalltheotherstuffyouseeonthere,也都是真實的that"sreal,too.真實的海洋真實的樹真實的小貓小狗That"srealo___ans,realtrees,realcats,dogs.不可能Noway.怎么裝得下它們Wherewouldtheyallfit?就這么裝下的都能裝下它們Theyjustdo.Theyjustfit.它們都在世界里Theyjustfitoutintheworld.杰克來吧你這么聰明Jack,eon,you"resos___rt.我知道你有好奇過的Iknowthatyou"vebeenwonderingaboutthis.我可以吃點別的東西嗎CanIhavesomethingelsetoeat?那有片樹葉看到了嗎There"saleaf.Doyouseethat?哪里Where?-看-我看不到樹葉-Look.-Idon"tseealeaf.過來我想讓你看看Comehere.Iwantyoutosee.你可以看近一些Youcanhaveacloserlook.看到那了嗎Youseethat?看到了吧See?傻媽媽DumboMa.那不是樹葉樹葉是綠色的That"snotaleaf.Leavesaregreen.當(dāng)它們在樹上的時候是的Yeah,ontrees,但它們會掉落下來然后腐爛butthentheyfall,andtheyrot,就好像冰箱里的沙拉likesaladinthefridge.你說的其他東西在哪Where"sallthestuffyousaid?那些小樹小狗小貓小草Trees,anddogs,andcats,andgrass?我們在這里看不到Wecan"tseeitfromhere因為天窗是朝上的看不到旁邊becauseSkylightlooksupwardsinsteadofsideways.你就是在騙我You"rejusttrickingme.___No,I"mnot.騙子騙子火燒褲子Liar,liar,pantsonfire!杰克Jack.我之前沒法解釋因為你還小Icouldn"texplainitbefore,becauseyouweretoos___ll.你還小理解不了Youweretoos___lltounderstand,所以我只好編一個故事但是soIhadto___keupastory,but...但是我現(xiàn)在做的是相反的事好嗎butnowI"mdoingtheopposite,okay?我現(xiàn)在與說謊相反I"mdoingtheoppositeoflying.我不說謊因為你已經(jīng)五歲了Iamun-lying,becauseyou"refivenow.你五歲了You"refive,你已經(jīng)足夠大andyou"reoldenough去理解這個世界tounderstandwhattheworldis.你要去理解Youhavetounderstand.我們不能一直這樣生活Wecan"tkeeplivinglikethis.你要幫我Youneedtohelpme.我想回到四歲Iwanttobefouragain.你還記得Doyourememberhow...你還記得愛麗絲并不是一直在仙境里嗎doyourememberhowAli___wasn"talwaysinWonderland?她一直滑啊滑滑落在一個很深的洞里Shefelldown,down,down,deepinahole.沒錯我也不是一直在房♥間里Right,well,Iwasn“talwaysinRoom.我就像愛麗絲I"mlikeAli___.我是一個叫作喬伊的小女孩IwasalittlegirlnamedJoy.才不是Nah!我和爸爸媽媽住在一個房&卜?@~$;子里AndIlivedinahousewithmymomandmydad.你可以叫他們外公外婆YouwouldcallthemGrand___andGrandpa.什么房♥子Whathouse?在世界里的一個房♥子Ahouse.Itwasintheworld.房&卜?@~$;子有一個后院Andtherewasabackyard,我們還有一個吊床andwehadahammock,我們會在吊床上晃來晃去andwewouldswinginthehammock,一起吃雪糕andwewouldeati___cream.電視里的房♥子嗎ATVhouse?不杰克真實的房♥子No,Jack,arealhouse,不是電視里的notTV.你有在聽我說話嗎Areyouevenlisteningtome?等我長大了一點WhenIwasalittleolder,十七歲的時候whenIwas17...-我從學(xué)校放學(xué)回家-我在哪-Iwaswalkinghomefromschool--WherewasI?你那時還在天堂里Youwerestillupinheaven.但有一個男人Buttherewasaguy.他假裝他的狗病了Hepretendedthathisdogwassick.什么男人Whatguy?老尼克OldNick.我們都叫他老尼克Wecallhim"OldNick."我不知道他的真實名字Idon"tknowwhathisrealnameis.但他假裝他的狗病了Buthepretendedhisdogwassick...-那只狗叫什么-杰克這只狗是假的-What"sthedog"sname?-Jack,therewasn"tadog.他只是在騙我好嗎Hewastryingtotrickme,okay?沒有這只狗老尼克拐騙了我Therewasn"tadog.OldNickstoleme.我不要聽這個故事Iwantadifferentstory!不行你要好好聽這個故事No!Thisisthestorythatyouget.他把我關(guān)在他花♥園♥的棚屋里Heputmeinhisgardenshed.這里Here.房♥間就是棚屋Roomistheshed.他鎖了門He"slockedthedoor.只有他知道密♥碼♥He"stheonlyonethatknowsthecode...你知道的開門的神秘數(shù)字youknow,thesecretnumbersthatopenthedoor?只有他一個人知道He"stheonlyonethatknows,我也被鎖在這里七年了andI"vebeenlockedinhereforsevenyears.我在這里待了七年了I"vebeeninhereforsevenyears.你明白嗎Doyouunderstand?這故事好無趣Thisstory"sboring!杰克這世界很大Jack,theworldissobig.大到你無法相信It"ssobig,youwouldn"tevenbelieveit.而房♥間只是它其中又臭又破的一部分AndRoomisjustonestinkypartofit.房&卜?@~$;間才不臭Room"snotstinky.除非你放了個屁Onlywhenyoudoafart.我的天好吧MyGod.Okay.我不相信你那又臭又破的世界Idon"tbelieveinyourstinkyworld!又變暖了It"swarmagain.媽Ma.媽Ma.-媽-嗯-Ma?-Hmm.蛋殼蛇是我們最長Eggsnake"sourlongestfriend最漂亮的朋友andfanciest.變形勺子最方便吃東西MeltedySpoon"sthebesttoeatwith因為他彎彎的becausehe"smoreblobbier.迷宮是最曲折的Labyrinthisttwistiest她會把東西♥藏♥起來讓我找不到andshehidesthingssoIdon"tknowwheretheyare.馬桶最擅長把便便變沒Toilet"sthebestatdisappearingpoo.臺燈是最亮的Lamp"sthebrightest,除非沒電了Ex___ptwhenthepower"sout.你最擅長讀故事唱歌♥和很多別的事情You"rethebestatreadingandsongsandlots,除了你的失魂之日ex___ptifyou"rehavingaGoneDay.我最擅長畫畫跳躍和長大I"mthebestatdrawing,andjumping,andgrowing,幾乎無所不能andnearlyeverything!烏龜是真實的嗎Areturtlesreal?嗯它們當(dāng)然是真的Yeah.They"retotallyreal.我以前養(yǎng)過一只烏龜當(dāng)寵物Ihadaturtleasapet.鱷魚和鯊魚呢Crocodilesandsharks?恩它們都是真的Yeah,they"reallreal.真的嗎Real?算是吧Sortof.他們是真實的人但他們在玩換裝游戲So,thesearerealpeople,butthey"replayingdress-up.他們在假裝They"repretending他們是幾百年前的人物thatthey"repeoplefromhundredsofyearsago.只是電視上的嗎JustTV?你越來越懂了You"regettingit.等老尼克回來的時候WhenOldNickesback,我要踢他屁&hearts；股&hearts；I"mgonnakickhiminthebutt.我告訴你一件事Letme___yousomething.你知道有一次Youknow,onetime,我嘗試踢老尼克屁♥股♥ItriedtokickOldNickinthebutt.我躲在門后Ihidbehindthedoor,手里拿著馬桶蓋andIwasholdingthelidfromthetoilettank.原本馬桶有蓋的Thereusedtobealidonit.它是房♥間里最重的東西ItwastheheaviestthinginRoom.等它進來的時候Whenhecamein,我把它砸在他腦袋上Is___sheditonhishead,但我失敗了butImessedup.他關(guān)上了門抓住我的手腕Heshovedthedoorclosed,andhegrabbedmebythewrist.所以我手腕一直酸痛That"swhyit"ssorenow.我們可以等他睡著了Wecouldwait"tilhe"sasleep然后殺了他andkillhimdead.是的我們可以但是Yeah,wecould,but...那然后呢thenwhat?我們吃光食物We"drunoutoffood也不知道開門的密&@~$;碼♥andwedon“tknowthecodetothedoor.嘿外公外婆可以來救我們呀Hey,theGrand___andtheGrandpacoulde.杰克他們不知道我們在哪Jack,theydon"tknowwhereweare.地圖上找不到房♥間Room“snotonany___p.杰克聽我說Jack,listentome.現(xiàn)在我們有機會了Now,we"vegotachan___.我們差點錯過了但我們還有機會We"venearlymissedit,butwe"vegotourchan___.所以你要幫我Soyou"regonnahelpme.你要幫我騙老尼克You"regonnahelpmetrickOldNick.我不明白Idon"tgetit.我會把你的臉弄得發(fā)燙I"mgoingto___keyourfa___sohot,這樣老尼克就只好用他的卡車thatOldNickwillhavetotakeyoutothehospital帶你去醫(yī)院inhistruck,然后等你到了那里andthenwhenyougetthere,你要對醫(yī)生說“警♥察&卜?@~$;叔叔救命"you"regonnasaytothedoctors,"Help!Poli___!"好吧那等我六歲的時候吧Well,___ybenextyearwhenI"msix.就今晚Tonight.一定要是今晚杰克Ithastobetonight,Jack.我們要告訴老尼克因為他斷電了We"ll___OldNickthatbecauseofthepowercut,你很冷然后就發(fā)燒了yougotsocold,thatyougotafever.可以明天嗎Tomorrow,please.不行我是你媽媽No.I"myourMa,所以有的時候我替我倆說了算so,sometimes,Ihavetopickforthebothofus.嗷Ow!沒事的沒事的It"sokay.It"sokay.你要變得很虛弱You"vegottostayfloppy.好嗎Okay?要病怏怏的Stayfloppy,你不能動___話andyou"renotgoingtomoveorsayaword.因為你很虛弱好嗎You"retooweak,okay?咦你在干什么Ew,whatareyoudoing?你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?抱歉Sorry.我只是要讓你聞起來臭臭的I"vejustgotto___keyou___ellsick.好很好Good.That"sgood.給我看看Showmehow...給我看看Showyoumehow你要怎么從口袋里掏出紙條you"regonnapullthenoteoutofyourpocket.給我看看紙條來吧Showmethenote.Comeon.等你到了醫(yī)院的時候Whenyou"reatthehospital...給我看看這是什么Showme.What"sthis?那是什么噢What"sthat?Oh.你看我的一部分會一直陪著你Yousee?You"vegotabitofmeallthetime.好了放回你的口袋里Okay.Putitbackinyourpocket.好的乖O(shè)kay,good.好Okay.你也還有你的力量Andyou"vegotyourstrong,too.好嗎Okay?我害怕I"mscared.我知道Iknow.來吧Comeon.沒事的It"sokay.你終于來了Thereyouare.你知道要怎么做Youknowthedrill.等門關(guān)上了再說話Notapeep"tilthedoor"sshut.抱歉只是Sorry.It"s...杰克病了Jack"ssick.之前太冷了Itwassocold.是你自找的Well,youbroughtthatonyourself.我沒法給他保暖Well,Icouldn"tkeephimwarm,現(xiàn)在他燒起來了andnowhe"sburningup.給他吃點止痛藥Givehimsomeofthosepainkillers.我給過了但他又吐出來了Itried,buthejustkeepspukingthembackup.不要不要Don"t.Don"t!別動Staystill.老天他跟火燒似的Jesus,he"sonfire.好吧我會給他弄點強效一點的藥Okay,wellI"llgethimsomethingstronger.但他才五歲Buthe...he"sfive.他脫水了He"sdehydrated.他發(fā)燒了Hehasafever.他隨時可能昏厥過去Hecouldgointoconvulsionsatanyminute.閉嘴讓我好好想想Justshutupandletmethink!好的好的Okay.Allright.Okay.我明晚給他帶點藥來I"ll...I"llgethimsometomorrownight.不你要帶他去急診室現(xiàn)在No!He...youneedtotakehimtotheE.R.Rightnow.別發(fā)瘋Stopthehysterics.拜托我求你了Please,I"mbeggingyou!我還要去嗎AmIstillgonnago?不了這次不會去了No,notthistime.沒事的It"sokay.你還記得嗎埃德蒙是SoyourememberhowEdmond怎樣把他朋友從袋子里拖出來藏起來pullshisfriendoutofabagandhideshim,然后他躲進袋子里andthenhegetsinthebag,然后躺在里面一動不動andhelaysintherereallystill直到警衛(wèi)過來嗎untiltheguardse?所以你也要這么做Sothat"swhatyou"regoingtodo.你懂嗎Yousee?這比裝病更有用Howthat"seventricks-ierthanpretendingtobesick,因為你要becauseyou"regonna...裝死playdead.要折起來咯Foldingover.我不想死Idon"twanttobedead.你只是裝死You"rejustpretendingtobedead.別動Staystiff.我要把你包在地毯里這樣老尼克就看不見你We"regonnarollyouupinRugsothatOldNickwon"tseeyou,看不見你還活著won"tseethatyou"realiveinside.老尼克會這樣把你抱起來OldNick"sgoingtopickyouuplikethis.不要動要一動不動Staystiff,stiff,stiff.還有你這次不能軟塌塌不能亂晃And,andyou"renotgonnabewobblyandfloppythistime.你要變得很僵硬就像一個機器人You"regonnaberealstiff,likea...likearobot.會有點搖It"sgonnashake.這就是那種感覺Now,thatiswhatit"llfeellike.這時你就知道老尼克是在開車Andthat"swhenyouknowthatOldNick"sdriving.說明他很忙Thatmeanshe"sbusy,這時候你就要開始滾了andsoit"stimeforyoutoroll.但你不能發(fā)出聲音Andyou"renotgonna___keasound,而我會一直在你的腦海里andI"mgonnabethereinyourhead,陪著你和你說話talkingtoyouthewholetime.來吧滾滾滾Comeon.Roll,roll,roll.現(xiàn)在扭扭扭Now,wiggle,wiggle,wiggle,wiggle.把自己弄出來Getyourselfout.我做不到停下Ican"t.Stop!-乖杰克-媽我做不到-Comeon,Jack.-Ma,Ican"t!老尼克會來AndOldNick"sgonnae,然后他會把地毯里的你抱起來andhe"sgonnapickyouupintherug,他會帶你出去andhe"sgonnatakeyououtside,把你放在他的卡車上andhe"sgonnaputyouinhistruck,然后他會andhe"sgonna...找個地方放你下來findapla___to...tolayyoudown.不要No.但會沒事的It"llbeokay,though,因為你會扭出來becauseyou"regonnawiggleout,你會逃走andyou"regonnarunaway.頭朝這里Headoverhere.手臂這樣Armslikethis.好了上次要轉(zhuǎn)太多次了Okay,therewastoo___nyturnsthattime.我會把地毯剪短I"llshortentherug.好的Okay.噢Ooh.滾滾滾Roll,roll,roll!滾呀杰克___Roll,Jack,roll,eon!滾Roll.你做到了現(xiàn)在扭扭扭You"vegotit.Nowwiggle,wiggle,wiggle,wiggle.-太棒了-我恨你-Yes!-Ihateyou!好了好了Okay,Okay.卡車扭出來跳跑Truck,wiggleout,jump,run.好了你要跳下來Okay,you"lljump,當(dāng)你到了第一個停車標(biāo)志的時候就跳jumpwhenyouhitthefirststopsign,然后卡車就會停下來andthetruckrollstoastop.當(dāng)你看到某個人的時候你就要大喊Andyou"regonnashoutwhenyouseesomebody.你要說“我媽媽是喬伊?紐瑟姆”Yousay,"MyMaisJoyNewsome."某個人是誰Who"sSomebody?任何人就是你看到的第一個人Anybody.It"sthefirstpersonthatyousee.一個真正的Anactual真實人物嗎real-lifeperson?嗯哼Mm-hmm.如果老尼克把我打開呢WhatifOldNickunwrapsme?他不會的Hewon"t.你還帶著蛀牙嗎YougotBadTooth?它在這里這樣我就不會弄丟了He"sinheresoIdon"tlosehim.你真的很棒Youarea___zing.而你會愛上的Andyou"regoingtoloveit.什么What?世界Theworld.有著吊床和Myhousewiththehammock外公外婆的房♥子andGrand___andGrandpa.和你嗎Andyou?是的Yeah.不要動抱歉杰克Staystiff.I"msorry,Jack.保持不動Staystiff.你可以做到的Youcandothis.抗生素Antibiotics.你在做什么Whatareyoudoing?他昨晚病情加重了Hegotworseinthenight.沒再醒過來Hedidn"twakeup.噢天哪Oh,jeez.你個可憐的孩子Youpoorgirl.我想他真的病的很嚴重Well,Iguessitmusthavebeenprettyserious.你殺死了我的寶貝Youkilledmybaby.好了別這么緊張Okay,takeiteasy.讓我看看Okay,letmehavealook.別碰他Don"ttouchhim!行Okay.你確定嗎Areyousure?我確定嗎AmIsure?好吧他不能待在這里你知道的Okay.Well,hecan"tstayhere,youknow?是的No.你要帶他去哪Whereareyougonnatakehim?我不知道Idon"tknow.我在想I,I"mthinking.Um...一個好地方Somewhereni___.不能是這里Itcan"tbehere.我會感覺到他I"llfeelhim.好Okay.有樹的地方Somewherewithtrees.當(dāng)然有樹好Trees,sure,yeah.我要你發(fā)誓Iwanttosweartome你不能用你的眼睛玷污他youwon"tevenlayyourfilthyeyesonhim.向我發(fā)誓你不會看他Sweartomethatyouwon"tlookathim!我發(fā)誓Iswear.好了還有一個小時就天黑了Okay,well,it"saboutanhouruntildark.就現(xiàn)在Now!我承受不了Ican"tbearit.好好好Okay,allright,allright.溫柔一點求你了Gentle,please!好的好的Okay.Okay.求你了溫柔一點Please!Please,please,begentle.我抱好他了抱好了抱好了Igothimnow!Igothim.Igothim.后退Stepback.面對墻壁Fa___thewall.卡車Truck.扭出來Wiggleout.跳跑人Jump,run,somebody.我的天該死的婊♥子♥God.Stupidbitch.噢炸♥藥♥包Oh!Boomer!我真的抱歉她突然跑了出來I"mreallysorry,___n.Shejustcameoutofnowhere.我嘿嘿我真的很抱歉I"m...hey,hey,I"mreallysorry.你的___還好嗎Isyourlittlegirlokay?我控制住了It"sundercontrol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