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[Scene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,Phoebeishel Joeyrehearseforanaudition.Phoebeisoveractingherpart.]Joey:Thereactor?sgonnablowinthreeseconds,we?renevergonnamakePhoebe:You?vegottogetoutofhere!SaveJoey:No!Iwon?tleavePhoebe:Don?tworryaboutme,I?marobot!I?mjustaJoey:Noyou?renot!NottoPhoebe:(shestopsreadingfromthescript)OhmyJoey:Phoebe:IamextremelyJoey:Yeah,you?regreat!Okay,let?stakeitPhoebe:(interrupting)No,ImeanIwasreallyactingmyassJoey:Yeah,IthoughtIwasprettygoodPhoebe:Ohyeah,you?resolid.Yeah,you?rejustnoJoey:Y?knowwhat?Ithinkthaoughfornow.Yeah.Idon?twanttobeoverPhoebe:(tremendouslyoveracting)Fine!I?lltwithoutyou!(Joeygivesherthumbsup)Idon?tneedyouoranybodyelse!I?mgonnamakeitonmyown!(Joeyclosesthedoortohisbedroom.)You?llsee!!You?llallsee!!Opening[Scene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,Joeyismemorizinghislines.Chandler,Rachel,andPhoebearethereaswell.]Chandler:(ToJoey)Souh,what?sthisthingyou?reauditioningJoey:Oh,it?sanewTVshow.Yeah.I?mupforthepartofMacMacavelior"Mac."Yeah,I?madetectiveandIsolvecrimeswiththehelpofmyrobotpartner.He?sa,he?saComputerizedHumanoidElectronicallyEnhancedSecret ror-or"C.H.E.E.S.E."Rachel:SoMacandJoey:That?sthetitle!Yeah!Y?knowtheyreallyluckedoutthattheinitialsspellChandler:ThatisRachel:Huh—WaitsoJoeyifyougetthis,you?regonnabelikethestarofyourownTVshow!Imeanyou?llbeliketheBigCheese!(ToPhoebe)OrtheBigMac—Hey!Youlovethose!Joey:Well,don?tgetyourhopesup,becauseprobablynotgonnaChandler:Now-now,whywouldyousaythatJoey:Imeancomeonyouguys!MyownTVshow?Ijustdon?tknowifI?mgoodenough.Phoebe:I

不，不會(huì)留下你一個(gè)人的別為擔(dān)心， 不，你不是，對(duì)來(lái)說(shuō)不是。天啊! 對(duì)，認(rèn)為 好。一個(gè)人也能排練! ，跟機(jī)器人搭檔一起偵破 Rachel:Joey,whatareyoutalkingabout?You?reaterrificJoey:YoureallythinkRachel:Ugh,howcanyouevenaskthat[Andwiththatwegointothesavethebudgetportionoftheshow,whichfeaturesflashbacksfrompreviousepisodes.ThefirstsetofauditionsfeaturehighlightsorlowlightsofJoey?sactingcareer.ThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheLesbianWedding.][Scene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneistheretowatchJoey'sfirstsceneasDr.DrakeRemoray.]

希望值別太高了。因?yàn)橛锌赡艿貌坏侥莻€(gè) 都不知道行不行。知道行。Chandler:Whoa,she'spretty.(MentioningthegirlonJoey:Yeah,andohshe'sreallynicetoo.Shetaughtmeallabouthowtoworkthecameras,andsmell-the-fartacting.Joey:Terrible!Imessedupeveryline!Ishouldn?tevenbeanactor!Rachel:I'msorry,Monica:Ross:ExcuseJoey:It'slike,yougotsomanylinestolearnsofast,thatsometimesyouneedaminutetorememberyournextone.Sowhileyou'rethinkin'ofit,youtakethisbigpausewhereyoulookallintense,youknow,likethis.(Doesthisintensewhereitlookslikehe'ssmellingaChandler:Oh,Joey:(there'sagunshotonTV)There'smyscene,there'smyscene.[Joeyontv]"Mrs.Wallace,I'mDr.DrakeRamoray,yoursister'sneurosurgeon.I'mafraidthesituationismuchworsethanweexpected.Yoursisterissufferingfrom(Doesthesmell-the-fart[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheButt.ThegangiswatchinginJoey:(onstageinanAustrianaccent)Vell,Eva,ve'vedonesomeexcellentvorkhere,andIvouldhavetosay,yourpwoblemisqviiiteclear.(HegoesintoaanddanceAllyouw adingle,Whatyouenvy'saschwang,Athingthroughwhichyou Orywith,orsimplylet[ThenextflashbackisalsofromTheOneWithTheButtandit'salsoonthesoundtrack.He'sJoeylingeveryoneabouthisbigbreakinMonicaRachel'sJoey:IyAlPacino'sbutt.?Hegoesintotheshower,andthen-hisMonica:(tryingnottolaugh)OhmyJoey:C'mon,youguys.Thisisarealmovie,andAlPacino'sinit,andthat'sChandler:Ohno,it'sterrific,it's-it's-y'know,youdeservethis,afterallyouryearsofstruggling,you'vefinallybeenabletocrackyourwayintoshowbusiness.Joey:Okay,okay,fine!Makejokes,Idon'tcare!ThisisabigbreakforRoss:You'reright,you'reright,itis.Monica:Yes.Ross:Soyougonnainviteusalltothebig[CutbacktoJoeyabouttoleaveforhisauditionforMacandJoey:well,I?mouttahere.WishmePhoebe:(overactingwithasongthistime)(singing)Goooodluck!Goooodluck!Weallwishyougoodluuuuuuuuck!!!Joey:Yeah,whatever.[Scene:CentralPerk,ChandlerandRossareyingchessandarebothstudyingthintently.]Ross:It?syourChandler:Oh,areweyingJoey:(entering,dejectedly)Chandler:Hey!How?dtheaudition噢，確很美。對(duì)。而且她人也很好。她教了很多表演的技巧， 妹患了一種………Eva， 而且要說(shuō)你的問(wèn)題很明顯了。Allyouw adingle,Whatyouenvy'sschwang,Athingthroughwhichyou kle,orywith,orsimply扮演.的臀部怎么樣他去然后是他的臀部噢，天啊!好，笑吧。不在乎。這是千載難逢的機(jī)會(huì)。 好，要出發(fā)了，祝好運(yùn)吧!祝你好運(yùn), 糟透了。沒(méi)句臺(tái)詞說(shuō)對(duì)了，不該當(dāng)演員的。對(duì)，上當(dāng)了嗎?完全被騙了!Ross:Waitaminute,areyou ngthatthingwhereyoupretenditdidn?tgowellbutitreallydidgowell?Joey:Yeah,didIfoolRoss:[Scene:Bloomingdale’s,Rachel?snewjob.]Rachel:(onthephone)Monica,I?mquitting!Ijusthelpedan81yearChandler:SoitdidgoJoey:Oh,itwentamazinglyRoss:Chandler:Ohthat?sJoey:Yeah-yeah,it?sdowntomeandtwootherChandler:OhmyRoss:Joey:AndIknowbothofthem,they?rereallygood.Oneofthemistheguyfromthoseallergycommercialswho?salwaysgettingchasedbythosebigflowers…Ross:Oh,Ilovethatguy!Chandler:Oh-oh,whatare Ross:(stopslaughing)Whatam Joey:I?mjustsonervous!Y?know?Thecallbackisn?tuntiltomorrowatfive.Ifeellikemyheadisgoingtoexplode!Chandler:Well,itisRoss:Look,don?tworry.Okay?You?regonnabeJoey:There?sjustsomuchpressure.Imeannooffense,butwhatyou verydifferent.Idon?tknowifyou?dRoss:Yeah,noneofushavetodealwithpressureatour[ThusstartsanotherseriesofflashbacksalldealingwiththepressuretherestoftheFriendshavetodealwithintheirjobs.ThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheStonedGuy.][Scene:Chandler'soffice.He'sonthephone,Chandler:(onphone)Yes,Fran.Iknowwhattimeitis,butI'mlookingattheWENUSandI'mnothappy![ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheProm.MonicaisatainterviewatanewMonica:Alright,wellI'mtearingtheInterviewer:Uh-huh.IsitMonica:Oh-oh,nonodon'tworry,I'mgonnawashInterviewer:Don't,IlikeitMonica:That'syourInterviewer:So,uh,whatareyougoingtodoMonica:Well,IthoughtthatIwouldcutuptheInterviewer:Arethey,uh,Monica:They'rInterviewer:Yousuretheyhaven'tgonebad?You'resurethey'renotvery,veryMonica:Noreally,they'reInterviewer:Yougonnaslicethemuprealnice?Monica:Actually,Iwasgonnadothemjullienne.Interviewer:Aaaahhhhhhh.Monica:I'moutahere.[Monica[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRachel's巨大的花朵有敏感癥的家伙。噢，喜歡那人你怎么啦?怎么了?老實(shí)說(shuō)，所的和不一樣不知道是不是明 都不要承受工作的是的，F(xiàn)ran，知道現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)了。但是正在看財(cái)務(wù)報(bào)表，而且不開(kāi)心。好了，要?jiǎng)冮_(kāi)生菜很臟嗎?不，不，別擔(dān)心。會(huì)把它洗干凈。不要，喜歡它臟點(diǎn)按照你的意思吧噢，該切那些西紅柿了。它們沒(méi)壞吧?你會(huì)把它們都切成很漂亮嗎?實(shí)際上要把它們切成條。走了!不想干了!剛幫了一個(gè)81歲的老太太系上皮帶，告訴你不干了。就這樣，現(xiàn)在就要去跟說(shuō)沒(méi)錯(cuò)，馬上就去!馬上就去!馬上就去!好了，當(dāng)你聽(tīng)到這口信的以后打電 然后他的手也就不算什么問(wèn)題了。他那兒...?都能在那扎營(yíng)了。 womanputonathongandshedidn?tevenbuyit!(Pause)I?mlingyouI?mquitting!That?sit!I?mtalkingtomybossrightnow!(Pause)YesIam!(Pause)YesIam!YesIam!YesIam!YesIam!YesIam!Okaybye,callmewhengetthismessage.(HangsitokayiftheycomeMonica:Wh?!Whataboutmy[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheDozenLasagnas,Phoebe everyonebutRachelaboutthepassPaulomadeonMonica:Well,whatPhoebe:Well,hecameinforamassageandeverythingwasfineuntil...(TheflashbackshowsPaulolyingfacedownonthemassagetableandslowlyhishandsupPhoebe'slegsandgrabbingherAll:Ross:OhmyPhoebe:Andallofthesuddenhishandsweren'ttheproblemanymore.(TheflashbackshowsPaulorollin erandshowingPhoebehisequipment.)Monica:WasPhoebe:Oh,BoyScoutscould'vecampedunder[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRoss'sSandwich,RosshisconfrontinghisbossabouthimeatingRoss'ssandwich.]Ross:YouatemyDr.Leedbetter:Itwasasimplemistake.ItcouldhappentoRoss:(gettingupset)Oh-ohDr.Leedbetter:Now-nowcalmdown.Comelookinmyoffice,someofitstillbeintheRoss:(jumtohisfeetinanger)Dr.Leedbetter:Well,itwas arge.I-I-I-I-IhadtothrowmostofitRoss:You-you-you-you(tryingtoremainontrol)threwmysandwichaway![Cuttoanoutsideshotofthemuseum.]Ross:(losingcontrol,wehearhimshoutoutside)MY[CuttoashotofaRoss:MYSANDWICH!!!!!!(Ross'sscreamscaresaflightofeons[CutbacktoCentralJoey:Iwantthispartsomuch!Y?know?IfIdon?tgetthispartI?mnevergonnaeatMacaroniandCheeseagain!—No,Ididn?tsaythat!That?salie.[Scene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,ChandleristheretalkingtothechickChandler:Ohcomeonguys,it?snotlikeImovedtoEurope!Ijustmovedacrossthehall!Andwewouldhaveyouoverallthetimeifitweren?tfor(strugglestogetthisout)Monica?sallergies.(Theduckquacks.)You?reright,Icouldneverlietoyou.Shehatesyou.(Thephonerings.)ShouldIgetthat?(Laughs,thenanswersthephone.)o?(Listens)Uhno,Joey?snothererightnow.CanItakeamessage?(Listens)Yeah,okaysotheauditionhasbeenmovedfrom5:00to2:30?(Listens)Okaygreat.(Listens.)Bye.(HangsupthephoneandgoestowritethemessageontheMagna-DoodleonthedoorbutMonicawalksinandhimtojumpoutoftheMonica:(startled)Ahh!Aren?tyoudressedChandler:(looksdownathisclothes)AmInakedMonica:We?resupposedtomeetmyparentsin15Chandler:Yeahokay,Iwasjusttalkingtotheguys.JustlookatthemImean,到來(lái)，也許還剩下一些在袋里。 只很想得到這角色，?假如失敗的話就再也不通心面(Macraoni)和奶酪(Cheese)了。不，沒(méi)那樣,那不算的。別這樣，各位，又不是要搬去歐洲搬到了對(duì)面。當(dāng)然假如的不會(huì)過(guò)敏的話你是對(duì)的，不能騙。她討厭。該接嗎?喂?不，現(xiàn)在不在能留口信嗎你不是穿了衣服了嗎?又了嗎?15分鐘后要見(jiàn)父母。 是說(shuō)，那多啊!不就是像一樣?喂?你說(shuō)什么?試鏡不是在5：00嗎?噢，沒(méi)有人告訴啊? 能彌補(bǔ)的，？也許 錯(cuò)，好嗎?很抱歉 Chandler:Ohright,yourallergies.(Monicaleavesandtothechickandduck)Allher,shehatesyou.(ChandlerleaveswithoutfinishingthemessageforJoey.)[Scene:JoeyandRachel'sapartment,JoeyandChandlerareyingfoosballJoeyscoresaJoey:Overtheline?!You-you?re-you?resofarpasttheline,thatyou-youcan?tevenseetheline!Thelineisadottoyou!Joey:Yes!!Ha-ha!!!Hey!Howcoolwoulditbeifyoucouldwatchareallife-sizedversionofthis?Huh?ImeanhowcrazywouldthatChandler:Ascrazyas(ThephoneringsandJoeyanswersJoey:(onphone)o?(Listens)Whatareyoutalkingabout?Theaudition?s?til5:00!(ChandlersuddenlyremembersandlooksattheunfinishedmessagethentriestosneakoverandfinishitasJoeylistens.)Well,nobodytoldme!(Listens)Who?dyoutalkto?(ListensandturnsaroundtoseeChandlertryingfinishthemessage.)Nevermind!(HangsChandler:Youmeanyoudidn?tgetitfromJoey:Theallergyguygotthepart!Chandler:Well,maybewecanfixity?know?Maybewecansendhimsome-somebig-bigflowersandscarehim!Joey:HowcouldyoudothistomeChandler?!Thispartcould?veturnedwholecareerChandler:Imessedup.Okay?I?msorry,IreallymessedJoey:Hey,youdon?tevenlivehereanymore!Whatareyou ngansweringmyphone?Ihavemymachine!Chandler:WhichIboughtforya.Taughtyahowtouseit.Youthoughtitwasacopier.Look,iftherewasanythingIcoulddo,Iwoulddoit.Okay?Buteverybody?sallowedonemistake,right?[JoeyjustlaughsasathirdsetofflashbacksfeaturingChandler?smistakesstarts.ThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheProm .It'sChandlerlingPhoebehowmuchhehatesthebraceletJoeyboughthim.They'rebothatChandler:YouknowhecouldagottenmeaVCR,hecouldagottenmeasetofgolfclubs,butno,hehastogetmethewomanrepeller!TheeyesorefromLiberacehouseofPhoebe:It'snotthatChandler:Oh,yeah,easyforyoutosay,youdon'thavetowalkaroundsportingsomerejectfromtheMr.Tcollection.[JoeywalksinbehindChandler]Phoebe:Chandler,Chandler.Chandler:Ipitythefoolwhoputsonmyjewelry,Ido,Ido.Ipitythethat...[turnsaroundandseesJoey][ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWhereChandlerCrossesTheLine.lingJoeythathekissedChandler:Yeah,Imeanwhenyouwerelaastnight,KathyandIgottalking, hingtoanotherJoey:Andwhat?!DidyousleepwithChandler:No!No!No!IjustkissedJoey:What?!!That?sevenChandler:HowisthatJoey:Idon?tknow!Butit?stheChandler:You?reright,Ihavenoexcuses!Iwastotallyoverthe?那是為你買(mǎi)的。他可以送機(jī)但是沒(méi)有，反而送那個(gè)“女人回避器”看了礙眼，戴了礙事兒同情戴著首飾的笨蛋!同情那笨蛋昨晚你以后，Kathy和談了談接著另一件事發(fā)生了。什么?!你跟她了?是的,沒(méi)有借口!是完全過(guò)線了。過(guò)線?!瞧，不奢望你馬上原諒 伙計(jì)，假如再看到那人你知道會(huì)怎么做?好，切記，交換。你有相伴，有作Hi，Hey[CutbacktoJoeyandRachel?sChandler:Look,I?mnotsayingthatyoushouldmagicallyforgiveme!Butyou?renotperfect!You?vemadesomeerrorsinjudgmenttoo!Joey:Name[ChandlerproceedstopointoutJoey?serrorsinthisforthsetofflashbacks.ThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheCat.ChandlerhasjustreturnedhometoseethattheirapartmenthasbeencleanedoutandfindsJoeytrappedinentertainmentChandler:Ican?tbelieveIdidthis!WhatanMonica:Oh,stopbeatingyourselfup!Peoplemakemistakes!ThesethingsChandler:(letshimout)WhatJoey:(gettingout)Awww,man!Hepromisedhewouldn?ttaketheChandler:Whatthe happened?!!Howwereyoulockedin?!!Andwhere isallofourstuff?!!Joey:Well,thisguycamebytolookattheunitand-andhesaidhedidn?tbigenoughtofitagrownChandler:So--YougotinJoey:Iwastryin?tomakeasale!!Oh,man,ifIeverrunintothatguyagain,youknowwhatI?mgonnaChandler:BEND[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheCandyHearts.JoeyandChandlerarewaitingatarestaurantasLorraineandherfriendarrive.]Chandler:Ok,now,remember,notrading.Yougettheprettyone,IgetLorraine:Hi,Joey.(SeesChandler.)Wellwell,lookwhatyouChandler:...AndwhatdidyouLorraine:She'scheckingthecoats.Joey,I'mgonnagowashthecabsmellmyhands.WillyougetmeawhiteZinfandel,andaglassofredforChandler:(Lorraineleaves.Joeyshakeshisheadasthoughtosay,'Itcan'tbethesameJanice.'Janiceenters.)Chandler:Janice: [ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRoss'sNewGirlfriend.ChandlerislingRossandJoeythatJoey'stailortookadvantageofhim.]Chandler:Joey'stailor.tookadvantageofRoss:Joey:Noway!I'vebeengoingtotheguyfor12Chandler:Ohcomeon!Hesaidhewasgoingtodomyinseam,andheranhishandupmyleg,andthen,therewasdefinite...Ross:Chandler:CupJoey:That'showtheydopants!Ross,willyoulhim?Isn'tthathowmeasureRoss:Yes,yesitis.Inprison![Cutbacktothepresent.]Joey:Isaimeone![Scene:Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,MonicaandRachelareconsoling要去洗掉手上的味道你幫 絲點(diǎn)萄葡酒和紅酒的裁縫占了便宜。什么?不可能。認(rèn)識(shí)那人有l(wèi)2年了。噢，他說(shuō)他要量 他們是這樣做褲子的!，你會(huì)嗎?裁縫是那樣對(duì)，是的，但是是在牢里!說(shuō)了只說(shuō)一個(gè)例子的!人都會(huì)有錯(cuò)的。這些事情總是會(huì)發(fā)生的希望你沒(méi)有忘了有口信給吧，你認(rèn)為他會(huì)原諒嗎?當(dāng)然會(huì)，但最重要的是你要原諒你自己，好像已經(jīng)原諒自己了。 你不知道他有多生氣保證他會(huì)原諒你的 對(duì)!就是你和復(fù)印室的那沒(méi)看完整封信什么?睡著了！你睡著了?？不相信居然還希望跟你復(fù)合happen!Therearen?tanymessageyou?veforgottentogivemearethere?(Chandlerhasadisgustedlookonhisface.)Apparentlyyou?renotverygoodatit!Chandler:DoyouthinkeverforgiveRachel:Ofcoursehewill!ButChandlerthemostimportantthingisyouforgiveChandler:Y?knowwhat?I-IkindaRachel:Already?That?sprettybadwhatyouMonica:Y?knowwhat?Hewillforgiveyou.AndIliketobringapadwithmewhenIgoanswerthephonejustincase…(Chandlergetsthatdisgustedlookback.)Okay…Monicaontothecouch.)Chandler:Youdidn?tseehowmadhewas,Rachel:I?msurehewillforgiveyou.Look,wehaveallbeenthere!Y?know,youfight,youmakeup,it?sjustthewayitworks.[Wethengointoanothersetofflashbacksoffamousfights.ThefirstissecondbreakupofRossandRachelfromTheOneWithTheRoss:IttooktwopeopletobreakupthisRachel:Yeah!Youandthatgirlfromthatcopyce,whichyesterdayyoutookfullresponsibilityfor!!Ross:Ididn?tknowwhatIwastakingfullresponsibilityfor!Okay?!IfinishthewholeRachel:Ross:IfellRachel:(mockinghim)YoufellRoss:Itwas5:30inthemorning,andyouhadrambledonfor18pages.Frontandback!!(theygointothelivingroom,trapMonica,Chandler,andJoeyinthekitchen)(toRachel)Oh-oh-oh,andbytheway,Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-EmeansRachel:Y'knowIcan?tbelieveIeventhoughtaboutgettingbacktogetherWearesoRoss:(startstocry)FINEBYME!!(heopensthedoorandtrapsChandlerRachel:Andhey!Justsoyouknow,it?snotthatcommon!Itdoesn’thappeneveryguy!AnditisabigChandler:(comingoutfrombehindthedoor)IKNEW[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneAfterTheSuperbowl,PartII.MonicaandRachelarefightin erwhogetstoseen-ClaudeVanDamme.]Monica:YouhadnorighttogooutwithRachel:ThatisthemostMonica:YousoldmeRachel:IdidnotsellyouMonica:Yesyoudid.YouabsoluysoldRachel:Wouldyouletmetalk.[flicksMonicaontheMonica:DidyoujustflickRachel:OK,well,youwouldn'tletmefinishandIwasjus-[Monicaflicksherback]Ow.Thathurt[flicksMonica](Theykeepflickingeachother.ThisturnsintoslapeachPhoebe:Oh!.Now,let'snotdo你了!沒(méi)有你不，你了!你當(dāng)然了 你還讓說(shuō)話嗎?好，再不停就要踢人!好，現(xiàn)在要都停嘴好。好。這樣多好。 好，伙計(jì)，你瞧。你把衣服 是!還能再多穿點(diǎn)衣服嗎還能再多穿一件衣服嗎?或許不該不穿的…穿這么多真是熱死了IthinkofallthefriendsIknow.WhenIdialtheephonenoone'shomeHowbymyselfDon'twannaleavehowbymyselfandhowbymyself哎，那太好了一定會(huì)告訴的。謝謝你好!好Mac在2點(diǎn)(Theywrestleonthecouchforalittlewhileuntil(TheywrestleonthecouchforalittlewhileuntilMonicagetstheupperhandandpullsRacheloffofthecouchbyhersock.MonicaremovesRachel'ssockandstartsbeatingherwithit.)Thisleadstowrestlingonthefloor.ThisfinallyChandler: lmeyougottheJoey:WhatPhoebe:OK,nowI'mgonnakicksomeass.(Phoebegrabseachofthembyanear.)MonicaandRachel:Ow!Ow!Phoebe:Iknow!Iknow!IPhoebe:Alright,nowIwillletgoifyoubothstop.Rachel:Fine!Monica:Phoebe:Therewego.Youknowwhat,ifwewereinprison,youguyswouldlike,my[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWhereNoOne'sReady.JoeyisretaliatingChandlerhidinghisunderwearbywearingawholebunchofclothes.]Joey:Okay,buddy-boy.Hereitis.Youhidemyclothes,I'mwearingeverythingyouChandler:OhmyJoey:Lookatme!I'mChandler!CouldIbewearinganymoreclothes?MaybeifIwasn'tgoingcommando...(ChandlerdoesthisthroatJoey:Yeah.Whew,it'shotwithallofthisstuffon.Iah,Ibetternotdoany,Idon'tknow,lunges.(starts 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