老友記Friends-S01E20【聲音字幕同步】課件

老友記FriendsS01E20Ican'tbelieveyou'dactuallysaythat.我真不敢相信你會(huì)這么說(shuō)I'dmuchratherbeMr.PeanutthanMr.Salty.我是鹽先生而非花生先生?Noway.Mr.Saltyisasailor.才怪,鹽先生是個(gè)水手He'sgottabethetoughestsnackthereis.他應(yīng)該是最頑強(qiáng)的點(diǎn)心Idon'tknow.Youdon'twannamesswithCornnuts.我不知道,你不會(huì)想和玉米作對(duì)的They'recrazy.它們簡(jiǎn)直是瘋了Oh,myGod.Yougottacomeseethis.上帝呀.你應(yīng)該看看這個(gè)There'ssomecreepouttherewithatelescope.有個(gè)變態(tài)拿著望遠(yuǎn)鏡Ican'tbelieveit.He'slookingrightatus.我真不敢相信他在看我們Oh,thatissosick.真嘔心Ifeelviolated.我感覺(jué)被冒犯了Andnotinagoodway.而且很不爽Howcanpeopledothat?怎會(huì)有人這樣?Youguys,look.UglyNakedGuygotgravityboots.你們看,丑陋裸男有雙重力鞋TheOneWiththeEvilOrthodontist六人行第1季第20集風(fēng)流牙醫(yī)Yearsfromnow,schoolchildrenwillstudyit...幾年后學(xué)童將會(huì)把它奉為…...asoneofthegreatestfirstdatesever.第一次約會(huì)的經(jīng)典加以研讀-Yeah.-I'llsay,yeah.-是的-要我說(shuō),當(dāng)然Itwasunbelievable.它太令人無(wú)法置信Wecouldbeourselves.Wedidn'thavetoplaygames.我們可以完全作自己,無(wú)須再玩任何游戲-Haveyoucalledher?-She'dknowIlikeher.That'scrazy.-你打過(guò)電話(huà)給她沒(méi)?-讓她知道我喜歡她?你瘋了不成Guys.It'sgross.伙計(jì).你可真毛糙啊It'sthenextday.HowneedydoIwannaseem?才第二天,你要我顯得多渴望?-I'mright.Right?-Yeah,letherdangle.-對(duì)吧-對(duì),讓她慢慢等吧Ican'tbelievemyparentsarepushingmetofindoneofyoupeople.我無(wú)法相信我爸媽,強(qiáng)迫我找你們這種男人Comeon.Justdoit.快,只管去做Callher.Stopbeingsotestosterone-y.拿起電話(huà)打給她別擺出一付臭男人的樣子(義同睪丸素)Which,bytheway,istherealSanFranciscotreat.對(duì)了,舊金山真有這道菜-Hermachine.-Answeringmachine?-是機(jī)器-她的答錄機(jī)?No,interestingly,herleafblowerpickedup.不,真有意思,是落葉清掃機(jī)So,whydidn'tyousayanything?你為何不說(shuō)話(huà)?No.LasttimeIleftaspontaneousmessage...不行,上次我留話(huà)時(shí)...Iendedupusingthephrase,"Yes,indeed-io."結(jié)果說(shuō)了“對(duì),的確”Look,it'sRachelandBarry.Don'teverybodylook.看,是瑞秋和巴瑞,不,別一起看What'sgoingon?怎么了?-They'rejusttalking.-Doeshelookupset?-他們只是在講話(huà)-他是否神情落寞?Doeshelooklikehewastoldtoshoveanything?他是否像被告知去死的樣子?No.Actually,he'ssmiling.沒(méi)有,而且他正在微笑Oh,myGod.Don'tdothat.我的老天,不要那樣干?What?What?What?怎么啦?怎么啦?怎么啦?Thatmanacrossthestreetjustkickedthatpigeon.對(duì)街的男人踢了一只鴿子Andbasically,that'showabillbecomesalaw.這就是法案成為法律的原因See?Hey,Rach.看?嗨,瑞秋How'ditgo?情況如何?Youknow,itwasactuallyreallygreat.你們知道嗎,真的,真的好極了LunchattheRussianTeaRoom.他帶我到俄國(guó)茶室吃飯Ihadthatchicken,whereyoupokeitandbuttersquirtsout.我點(diǎn)了那種雞肉一刺就有奶油嘖出來(lái)的那種Notagooddayforbirds.今天真不是鳥(niǎo)兒的好日子ThenwewenttoBendel's.然后我們?nèi)ゾ返闍ndItoldhimnotto,buthegotmeabottleofChanel.我告訴他不要,他還是買(mǎi)了香奈兒給我That'snice.Nowwasthatbeforeorafteryoutoldhim...真體貼.是在你跟他說(shuō)之前還是之后送的...tostopcalling,stopsendingflowersandtoleaveyoualone?叫他別再打電話(huà)來(lái),別再送你花,別再來(lái)煩你?Right.Well,weneveractuallygottothat.老實(shí)說(shuō)我沒(méi)機(jī)會(huì)開(kāi)口Itwasjustsonicetoseehimagain.能再見(jiàn)到他的感覺(jué)真好Itwascomfortableanditwasfamiliar.感覺(jué)是那么自在而熟悉Itwasjustnice.感覺(jué)真好That'snicetwice.你已講了兩遍Isn'tthisthesameBarrywhoyouleftatthealtar?他不是在圣壇前被你甩掉的巴瑞嗎?Wherehaveyoubeen?你上哪兒去了?Itwasdifferentwithhimtoday.今天和他在一起感覺(jué)不同Hewasn't,like,OrthodontistGuy.他今天不像是牙醫(yī)Imean,wehadfun.Isthereanythingwrongwiththat?我們玩得很開(kāi)心,這樣有什么不對(duì)嗎?-Why?-Ihavemyreasons.-為什么?-我有我的理由He'sengagedtoanotherwoman...他訂婚的對(duì)象…...whohappenstobeyourex-bestfriend?是你前任的知己呢?Allright.Iknowit'sstupid.好吧!我知道這樣做很傻I'llseehimthisafternoonandputanendtoit.我下午去找他談分手I'mnotcrazy,right?Imean,itwasneverlikethat.我不瘋狂吧?我從未像這樣No,itwasn't.從未Itwassonicehavingthislittlesinkhere.這兒有個(gè)小水槽真好Thenwithauthority,hangup.還掛著…證書(shū)Willyoujustleaveherthemessage?你到底留言不?Okay.Allright,fine.好的,這就說(shuō)"Oh,Danielle,Iwasn'texpectingthemachine.丹妮爾,沒(méi)想到是答錄機(jī)接的Givemeacallwhenyougetachance.有空請(qǐng)回電Bye-bye.再見(jiàn)Oh,God.哦,天哪That'swhatyou'vebeenworkingonfortwohours?你這兩小時(shí)都在忙這個(gè)?Hey,I'vebeenhoning.我在演練-Whatwaswiththedishes?-ShemightthinkI'minarestaurant.-和盤(pán)子有何關(guān)系?-我要她以為我在餐廳Imighthavealife.LikeIhaven'tbeensittinghere...我過(guò)著不錯(cuò)的生活...honingforthelasttwohours?不是只在這兒演練數(shù)小時(shí)的樣子-Thetelescopeguy'sdoingitagain.-Oh,myGod.-看,又是那個(gè)拿望遠(yuǎn)鏡的人.-哦,我的上帝Goaway.Stoplookinginhere.拜托,走開(kāi),別再往這兒看Great.Nowhe'swavingback.這下可好,他也揮手了Wegottadosomething.我們得想辦法阻止他Icaughthimlookingintoourplace.IfeellikeIcan'tdostuff.早上我逮到他往這兒看真是令我毛骨驚然,我感覺(jué)自己無(wú)法辦事Whatkindofstuff?什么樣的事情呀?Willyougrowup?I'mnottalkingaboutsexystuff...成熟點(diǎn)行嗎,我不是指性...but,like,whenI'mcookingnaked.我只是光著屁股做飯Youcooknaked?你光著屁股做飯?Yeah,toast,oatmeal.Nothingthatspatters.對(duì),吐司,燕麥,不會(huì)濺出來(lái)的東西Whatareyoulookingatmefor?Ididn'tknowthat.看我干嘛?我毫不知情What'sthematter?怎么了?IjustOh,Barry,thiswasnotgood.巴瑞,這樣不好No,itwas.Itwasvery,verygood.不,不好.是非常非常不好-WhataboutMindy?-WaybetterthanMindy.-明蒂呢?-我們干得比明蒂好多了Imean,whataboutyouandMindy?不,我是指你和明蒂I(mǎi)fyouwant,I'llbreakitoffwithher.如果你愿意我就和她分手No,don'tdothat.Notforme.萬(wàn)萬(wàn)不行,別那樣做.別為我那樣做Dr.Farber,BobbyRushishereforhisadjustment.法大夫,巴比來(lái)做調(diào)整Thanks,Bernice.謝謝Let'sgoawaythisweekend.我們周末去渡假-Thisisallwaytoo-No,wecangotoAruba.-巴瑞,這樣太…-不,或許我們可以去阿魯已WhenIwentthereonwhatwould'vebeenourhoneymoon...我在“蜜月”時(shí)去過(guò)了...itwasreallynice.Youwould'velikedit.感覺(jué)很棒,你一定會(huì)喜歡的Ihadabra.我本來(lái)有穿胸罩Hey,Dr.Farber.法大夫Allright,MissGreene,everythinglooksfine.格林小姐,看來(lái)一切正常We'restartingtoseesomerealprogress.進(jìn)步許多-What?-I'm12,I'mnotstupid.-干嘛?-我十二歲了,我不笨CanIuseyourphone?能借用你的電話(huà)嗎?Forfuturereference,thatthinginyourhand...我指點(diǎn)你一下,你拿的那支…...canalsobeusedasaphone.…也可以當(dāng)電話(huà)使Yes,it'sworking.這電話(huà)沒(méi)問(wèn)題啊-Whyisn'tshecalling?-Maybeshenevergotyourmessage.-她為何不回電?-或許她沒(méi)聽(tīng)到你的留言Callhermachine,andifshehasalotofbeeps...如果愿意你可以打給她的留言機(jī)如果她聽(tīng)見(jiàn)許多嗶聲...thatmeansshedidn'tgethermessagesyet.那代表她或許沒(méi)聽(tīng)見(jiàn)留言-Doesn'tthatmakemeseem?-Desperate?Needy?Pathetic?-難道你不認(rèn)為這樣會(huì)使我感覺(jué)有點(diǎn)-絕望,渴望,可悲?Youobviouslysawmypersonalad.你顯然看過(guò)我的霉友啟事Howmanybeeps?嗶幾聲?Sheanswered.她接的Thisiswhereyou'dusethat"hello"word.此時(shí)你該向她打招呼才對(duì)Iwon'ttalktoher.Shegotmymessage...我不能跟她講話(huà),她顯然聽(tīng)到我的留言...andischoosingnottocallme.NowI'mneedyandsnubbed.而且選擇不回電,我既渴望又被人冷落God,Imissjustbeingneedy.我真想念純渴望的滋味Sohow'dhetakeit?嘿,他表現(xiàn)如何?Prettywell,actually.事實(shí)上,還不錯(cuò)Howcomeyouhavedentalflossinyourhair?你頭發(fā)上為何有牙線?Oh,dol?有嗎?-Weendeduphavingsexinhischair.-Youhadsexinhischair?-我們?cè)谒紊献鰫?ài)-你們?cè)谒紊献鰫?ài)?Isaidthatalittletooloudly,didn'tl?我是否說(shuō)得太大聲?Youhadwhat?你們什么?Sexinhischair.在他椅上做愛(ài)What...?Whatwereyouthinking?你到底在想什么?Idon'tknow.Westillcareabouteachother.我也不知道,我們?nèi)栽诤鯇?duì)方There'sahistorythere.It'slikeyouandCarol.我們?cè)鄲?ài)過(guò),就像你和卡蘿一樣It'snothinglikemeandCarol.不,不像我和卡蘿Ifshesaidtoyou,"Ross,Iwantyouonthiscouch...如果她說(shuō):羅斯我要你躺在這沙發(fā)上...righthere,rightnow,"whatwouldyousay?此時(shí)此地,你會(huì)怎么回答?Ifithelps,Icouldslideover.如果需要我可以過(guò)去點(diǎn)It'satotallydifferentsituation.It'sapplesandoranges.這完全是兩回事,這是蘋(píng)果和桔子It'sorthodontistsandlesbiansIgottago.牙醫(yī)和女同志,我走了-Whereareyougoing?-Ijusthavetogo.-你要上哪兒去?-我就是要走,行嗎?Ihavethingstodowithmylife.我有自己的人生要過(guò)Ihaveajam-packedschedule.我有許多事要做AndIamlateforkeepingupwithit,okay?被某事耽擱了Mindy.明蒂Howareyou?你好Yes,Iheard.Congratulations.Thatissogreat.對(duì),我聽(tīng)說(shuō)了,恭喜.這真是太好了Really,oh,God真的,哦,上帝啊I'mworkingtomorrow,butifyouwant,youcancomebyifyou'dlike.我明天要上班,如果愿意可以到店里Great.太好了Great.太好了SoI'llseeyoutomorrow.明天見(jiàn)了Okay.Bye.ok,再見(jiàn)Oh,God.Oh,God.天呀天呀天呀Sohow'sMindy?明蒂好嗎?Shewantstoseemetomorrow.Shesoundedweird.IgottacallBarry.她明天想見(jiàn)我,她的語(yǔ)調(diào)好詭異,我得打電話(huà)給巴瑞It'sme.IjustMindy.是我,我只是,明蒂M(fèi)indy.No,Ifiguredthat'swhereyou'dbe.明蒂.我想你可能會(huì)在那兒Hellisfilledwithpeoplelikeyou.你這種人都該下地獄He'sback.Thepeeper'sback.偷窺狂又出現(xiàn)了,蹲下-Getdown.-Getdown?-蹲下?-蹲下?Andboogie.接著跳舞IgottagoandgetmyeyesscratchedoutbyMindy.我得去上班,接受明蒂的審判Shemaynotevenknow.放輕松,或許她還不知道Ihaven'theardfromherinsevenmonths,whatelseisitabout?拜托,我們七個(gè)月來(lái)沒(méi)連絡(luò)過(guò)她突然打電話(huà)來(lái)還會(huì)有什么事呢?Shewasmybestfriend.她曾是我最要好的朋友Wewenttocamptogether,shetaughtmehowtokiss....我們一起去夏令營(yíng),她教我如何親吻Now,youknow,I'm,like,theotherwoman.是嗎?如今我像是成了第三者-Ifeelso-Naughty.-我感覺(jué)自己很…-頑皮-Seeyoulater.-I'llwalkwithyou.-回頭見(jiàn)了.-我和你一起出去Whenshetaughtyoutokiss,wereyouwearinganykindoflittleuniform?她在夏令營(yíng)時(shí)教你親吻,你穿著制服,或著…That'sfine,yeah.沒(méi)事了.I'mgoingtothebathroom.Willyouwatchmyphone?我要上洗手間,幫我守著電話(huà)好嗎?-Takeitwithyou.-Wehaven'thadaseconddate...-你何不帶進(jìn)去?-我們還沒(méi)第二次約會(huì)-...sheneedstohearmepee?-Whydon'tyoucallher?-她需要聽(tīng)到我尿尿的聲音嗎?-何不干脆打給她?Ican't.Ileftamessage.Ihavesomepride.我已留言,不能打給她.我有男性的尊嚴(yán)-Doyou?-No.-有嗎?-沒(méi)有Danielle,hi.丹妮爾It'sChandler.是我,錢(qián)德I'mfine.我很好Listen....聽(tīng)著…Idon'tknowifyoutriedtocallmebecause...我不知道你是否打過(guò)電話(huà)給我...Iaccidentallyshutoffmyphone.因?yàn)槲沂莻€(gè)白癡不小心把電話(huà)關(guān)了That'sfine.That'sgreat.Okay.好,太好了She'sontheotherline.She'sgonnacallmeback.她正在講電話(huà),等一下會(huì)回我電話(huà)She'sontheotherline,she'sgonnacallmeback.她正在講電話(huà),等一下會(huì)回我電話(huà)…-Don'tyouhavetopee?-That'swhyI'mdancing.-你不想尿了?-這就是我跳舞的原因-Mindy.-Hey,you.-明蒂.-嗨,你好Hey,you.嗨,你好Sowhat'sup?什么事?Weshouldreallybesittingforthis.我們?cè)撟聛?lái)談Sureweshould.當(dāng)然啦I'mgonnaaskonce,andIwantastraightanswer.我只問(wèn)一次,我希望你直接回答NotlikewhenIaskedifthoseredpantsmademyasslookbig.這好像在問(wèn),紅色短褲是不是讓我的屁股顯得大一些一樣Iknowthingshavebeenweird...我感覺(jué)最近有點(diǎn)奇怪...butyou'remyoldestfriend,exceptforLaurie...你是我認(rèn)識(shí)最久的朋友,除了蘿瑞之外...who'sbitterbecauseshelostweight...她雖已減肥成功...anditturnsout,shedoesn'thaveaprettyface.但是,臉蛋依然丑陋-Okay,I'mjustgonnasayit.-Okay.-我要說(shuō)了啊.-好的Willyoubemymaidofhonor?愿意當(dāng)我的伴娘嗎?-Ofcourse.-That'ssogreat.-當(dāng)然!-太好了Itis.Itis.Itis.這是,這是,這是-That'sallyouwantedtoask?-That'sall.-這就是你想問(wèn)我的事?-對(duì),就這樣-What?-That'snotall.-怎么了?-不,不只這樣-Oh,sureitis.-Oh,no,itisn't.-當(dāng)然是的-也不全是IthinkBarry'sseeingsomeoneinthecity.我認(rèn)為巴瑞有其他的女人Whatwouldmakeyouthinkthat?你怎會(huì)這樣想?Sincetheengagement,he'sactedweird.宣布訂婚后他就變了樣Andthenlastnight,hecamehomesmellinglikeChanel.昨晚他回家時(shí)有香奈兒的味道Really?真的?Ifit'llmakeyoufeelanybetter...如果這樣能讓你好過(guò)點(diǎn)...whenBarryandIgotengaged,hewasweirdtoo.我和巴瑞訂婚時(shí)他也變了樣Oh,God.That'swhatIwasafraidof.瞧,這就是我最擔(dān)心的What'swhatyouwereafraidof?什么?你擔(dān)心什么?WhenBarrywasengagedtoyou,heandl...巴瑞和你訂婚時(shí),我跟他…...kindofhadalittlethingontheside.…正在偷偷戀愛(ài)-What?-Iknow,Iknow.-什么?-我知道Whenheproposed,peoplesaid,"He'lldotoyouwhathedidtoRachel."他向我求婚時(shí),每個(gè)人都勸我別接受他會(huì)待你像瑞秋一樣AndnowIfeelsostupid.如今我只覺(jué)得自己好笨Youaresostupid.明蒂,你真笨Wearebothsostupid.我們兩人都笨Whatdoyoumean?什么意思?Smellfamiliar?是不是熟悉的味?Oh,I'msosorry.抱歉…Oh,no,me.Iamsosorry.不,是我抱歉…No,Iamsorry.I'msorry.不,我對(duì)不起,我抱歉Oh,my.哦,我的上帝Fourletters,"circleorhoop."四個(gè)字母,圈圈或圓圈-Ring,damnit,ring.-Thanks.-快響呀,該死的,快響呀.-謝啦-Youknowourphone'snotworking?-What?-我們的電話(huà)壞了.-什么?Icalledandtherewasnoanswer.我從咖啡店打給你沒(méi)有回電Iturneditoff.我關(guān)機(jī)了MotherofGod,Iturneditoff.天啊,我關(guān)機(jī)了Justlikeyoutoldheryoudid.和你告訴她的一樣Justpointingouttheirony.真是諷刺Iwentacrossthestreettothedoorman.我和對(duì)街門(mén)房談過(guò)了Igotthepeeper'sname.CanIusethephone?他告訴我那偷窺狂的名字,電話(huà)能借用嗎?CanIuseyourphone?電話(huà)能借用嗎?ThenumberforaSidneyMarks,please.請(qǐng)幫我查辛尼馬克斯的電話(huà)"Heatingdevice."熱裝置?Radiator.散熱器Fiveletters.五個(gè)字母"Rdtor."“Rdtor.”Yeah,isSidneythere?是辛尼嗎?Oh,thisis?Sidney'sawoman.辛尼是個(gè)女的Soshe'sawoman,sowhat?是女的又怎樣?對(duì),那又怎樣?Yeah,sowhat?對(duì),那又怎樣?Iliveacrossthestreet,andIknowaboutyourtelescope.我住在對(duì)街.我注意到你拿著望遠(yuǎn)鏡AndIdon'tappreciateit.而且我很不喜歡你這樣Yeah,Icanseeyourightnow.Hello?我現(xiàn)在就看的見(jiàn)你,helloIfIwannawalkaroundinmyunderwear,Ishouldn'thavetofeel如果我要穿著內(nèi)褲在室內(nèi)走,我無(wú)須感覺(jué)…Thankyou.謝謝That'snotreallythepoint.Thepointis,that那不是重點(diǎn),重點(diǎn)是…Mostlyfree-weights,butoccasionally大部份是高速公路,偶爾Yeah,myneighbor.Yeah,thebrunette.對(duì),我鄰居,對(duì),黑褐色頭發(fā)Shesaidyoulookedprettythatdayinthegreendress.她說(shuō)你穿綠色套裝很好看Thegreendress?Really?綠色套裝?真的?ShesaidyoulookedlikelngridBergman.對(duì),她說(shuō)你像英格麗褒曼Didshementionme?他提到我了嗎?Shewantstoknowwhyyoutiethetowelaroundyourhead.她想知道為什么你頭上頂塊毛巾It'saleave-inconditioner,okay?那是調(diào)節(jié)器,行不行?It'saleave-inconditioner.那是調(diào)節(jié)器-Yougotasecond?-Sure,sure.-你有時(shí)間嗎?-當(dāng)然,當(dāng)然Comeon...進(jìn)來(lái)啊…-...in.-Hello,sweetheart.hello,親愛(ài)的Whatyouguysdoinghere?你們來(lái)干什么?Weareheretobreakupwithyou.我們是來(lái)和你分手的Bothofyou?你們兩個(gè)?Wethinkyou'reahorribleperson,andbadthingsshouldhappentoyou.基本上我們認(rèn)為你是個(gè)大爛人你該遭到天打雷劈I'msorry.God,Iamsosorry.對(duì)不起…我是個(gè)白癡Iwasweak.Icouldn'thelpmyself.我是個(gè)懦夫,我無(wú)法自拔WhateverIdid,IonlydidbecauseIloveyousomuch.不管我做什么都是因?yàn)樘珢?ài)你了Whichoneofusareyoutalkingtothere?巴瑞,你是指哪一個(gè)?Mindy.明蒂Ofcourse,Mindy.ItwasalwaysMindy.當(dāng)然是指明蒂.我一直深?lèi)?ài)著明蒂Whenwewerehavingsexinthatchair?即使我們?cè)谀阋紊献鰫?ài)?Iswear,whateverIwasdoing,Iwasthinkingofyou.我發(fā)誓,不論我做什么我都想著你Please.Thatsecondtime,youcouldn'thavepickedheroutofalineup.拜托,第二回合時(shí)你連她姓啥都忘了Youdidittwice?你們做了兩次?Thefirsttimedidn'treallycount.Youknow,itwasBarry.第一次不算,你了解巴瑞的Honey,sweetheart,look.Justgivemeanotherchance.明蒂,我親愛(ài)的,再給我一次機(jī)會(huì)We'llstartover.We'llgobacktoAruba.我們?cè)僦匦聛?lái)過(guò),我們?cè)俚桨Ⅳ敯腿hatisitwithyouandAruba?Doyouhaveadealwiththeairlines?你和阿魯巴有什么關(guān)系?你和航空公司有協(xié)議嗎?Whatdoyousay?你怎么說(shuō)?Dr.Farber,we'vegotanemergencyhere.法大夫,緊急狀況JasonCastalano'schokingonhisretainer.強(qiáng)森被自己的牙套噎到了Oh,God.I'llberightthere,Bernice.拜托,我馬上去Look,pleasedon'tgoanywhere.請(qǐng)別離開(kāi)I'llberightback.我馬上回來(lái)Okay,andwe'llbehere,hatingyou.我們會(huì)在這兒的,在這兒恨你Seehowhewassweatingwhenhewalkedout?看見(jiàn)他走出去時(shí)滿(mǎn)身大汗沒(méi)?IfI'mhoggingtheball,youjumprightinthere...這樣吧,我去抓住他那里,然后你跳過(guò)去...andtakesomepunches.Thisfeelsgreat.…狠狠打他幾拳.那感覺(jué)一定很爽I'mprettysureI'mstillgonnamarryhim.