英語幽默短劇劇本

英語風(fēng)趣短劇劇本篇一：兩個英語風(fēng)趣短劇劇本ThePocketMoney英語風(fēng)趣短劇劇本ThePocketMoneyScene1（AtSalesman’shome）Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xuHeiscoming!Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou’.Imthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展現(xiàn))，Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.’Illbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,moneyOops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)First,puttheflouronthetable.Then,water,sugar,flour.邊(說邊做)Nowpress,pressOh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(滿不在乎的神態(tài))Press,pressOh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,heheheNowletmecutitintopieces!第1頁另一個白雪公主與七個小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs英文短劇本旁白：Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.白雪：(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)皇后：I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellmesurely.Now,mirror,mirror,comehere!魔鏡：Yes,’Imcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?皇后：Mirror,mirror,onthewall.Whoisthefairestoftheall?魔鏡：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithink.Butthereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.篇二：搞笑英語話劇劇本搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》第2頁搞笑7人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》演員表：西門吹雪、葉孤城、花滿樓、king、路人、上官雪兒旁白道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。第一幕：決斗紫荊城之顛旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.Birdsaredancinginthecold.Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.Windiscominginsilence.Anothermysteriousmanapproaches.Y與X相遇．X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou!Y:,Nevermindbaby.X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearth?Couldyoutellmeyourname?Y:,Iwon’tchangemyname!nomatterwhathappens.I’mthemostfamous——-YeGucheng.Whoareyou?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y吃驚:Ar,ximenchuixue?thebestMartialArts?X:Great,youknowme!Todayisyourdeaddate!Y抱腿：Please,pleaseDon’tkillme!Letmego!X:No,Imustkillyou!第3頁Y:Idon’twanttobekilled.Thereareaeighty-year-oldmotherandathree-yearoldsontobelookedafterbyme!X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don’tforceme!X:Pardon!(Y取出一袋牛奶)X搶過牛奶:milk,verygood!Ilikedrinkingit.Howdoyouknowthat?Y:pleasedrinkit!X喝完牛奶:Thanks,Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?X:Sure,must!Milkismilk.Y(憤怒+冷峻):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?X:I’msureIwon’t!Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon’tbeatyouthistime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1!X捂著肚子，蹲下（做難過狀）：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHathemilkisexceedthetimelimit（一人經(jīng)過，x起身跑過去）X可憐狀:excuseme!Help,help,Whereisthewashroom?please,tellme.第4頁Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye以(成功者的語氣，轉(zhuǎn)頭,看見花滿樓)Y:Whoareyou?H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue?Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”.H吃驚:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!Y:Youareright!H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus?Ifyoufollowmyking,hewillgivewhatyouwant.Y:Yes,It’sverygood.H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemyking!第二幕：無間道H:Mydearest!letmeintroduceyeguchengtoyou!（指Y）thisisyegucheng.K:sitdownplese,yegucheng.Y:excuseme,Ihaveaquestion.willyougivemewhatIwantjustifIfollowyou?King:yes,Iwill.Y:That’sgood.CanyougivemeaMM?第5頁K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme!HahahaY:ofcourse.美女出場M:hello，帥鍋..K:thisisshangguanxueer.ok,nowlet’shavearitual.H走到Y(jié)前，《婚禮進行曲》起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng!Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascoldheadache,poor,rich?Y:Yes,Ido.K:Huamanlou,come.puttheringonhisfinger!（音樂停）X唱著上:(看到戒指)thisringshouldbemine!K:Butwhoareyou?whyshoulditbelongtoyou?Y急迫:king!Dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme.X冷峻:yegucheng!Comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!Y抱X的腿:oldbrother!Forgiveme!X:Forgiveyou?Why?Oncetherewasachancebeforeme,Ilostit.Ifthegodgivemeanotherchance,I’lltellyou“Iloveyou”,Iftheremustbealimitedperiod,Ihopeitisthousandyear!第6頁X:Youshallcheatme!allyoudidarewrong!howcanyoutellmethelady’s“WC”!Y:Ilikegoinglady’sWC.IIIthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.()X:milk?Iloveyou.K:Don’tsaythat“youloveme”.I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!X:What?()You—kill—-me?come,come(K)K:Fuckyou.Imustkillyou!X:Howcanyoukillme?hahaY:Letmehaveatry!3-2-1(X)oh,whathappened?Xareyouok?Y:doyouwanttogotowc?X:Yes,IIdo.Y:haha,themilkwasaddedbeyondstandards.M:you,stupid,badbehavior!goaway!K;why?whydoyouhelphim!whoactuallyareyou?actually,I’maspysendedbyLuXiaofeng,andIfellinlovewithximenchuixue.K:!you—you—YouareX’lover?doyouknow,youarethefirstpersonwhocheatedme!Ihateyou.()letmetellyou,willdie.第7頁撲倒在Ｘ的身旁：Ｘ,do’tdie,youshouldbealive,therearemuchhopeinthefutureandtomorrowisagoodbeginning!K:whatamovingstory!Iwasimpressed!Y:lifeisaprogress,butitisdepressedthatitcannotresume!M:lifeisaprogress,anditisdelightthatitneedn’tresume!(M突然將一把匕首插進Y的心臟，Ｋ嚇跑.音樂《再會，警察》起)Y難過狀:Ineveranticipateyoutreatmebythis,why?tellmewhy?(Y死，音樂停)（X咳，H撲到身旁，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂起）X,oh,no,youcan’tdie,wewillgohometogether.X:gohome!?M:Tomorrowisanotherday!evenyouhavethelastsecondtolive,youshouldbealive,notonlyforme,butforourlove.X:promiseme,you’llgetonwell,andyou’llneverletgo.MIpromise.Iwillneverletgo（X死）,M:bealive!yeah,bealive!bealivewithoutahendance!篇三：英語搞笑話劇劇本二人用版本Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.He第8頁alwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xuHeiscoming!S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,()Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,moneyOops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.()First,puttheflouronthetable.Then,water,sugar,flour.()Nowpress,pressOh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!()Press,pressOh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,heheheNowletmecutitintopieces14SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs第9頁houseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.白雪：(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)皇后：I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellmesurely.Now,mirror,mirror,comehere!魔鏡：Yes,I’mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?皇后：Mirror,mirror,onthewall.Whoisthefairestoftheall?魔鏡：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithink.Butthereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.四人用版本GlobalwarmingA．Classbegins,goodafternooneveryone.B．C.D：Goodafternoon,teacher.A.First,Iwillaskyouaquestion:Whatistheseriousproblemnowadays?B.Ithinkit’stheproblemofenvironmentpollution.A.It’srelatedtoourcorrectanswer.Butitisn’tcorrectone.B.Isittheproblemofpopulationincreasing?第10頁A.No.’sglobalwarming.A.Right!Globalwarmingisoneoftheseriousproblemsnowadays.Becausethinkit’sglobalcooling!’tonlymeanthattheweatherisgettinghot,butalsomeanthattheweatherisoutofcontrol.Soitwillbesometimesverycold.“globalwarming”?C.Iknow.Nowpeopledrivetoomanycarsandtheexhaustgasesdischargedbythecarsandlorriespollutetheairandalsodestroythenature.Itcausesglobalwarming.A.Youareright.Doyouknowwhatwillhappenwiththeglobalwarming?B.Yes.TheicesinSouthPolearegoingtobemeltedandatthetime,manyislandswillbegraduallyfloodedwithwater.Humanwillhavenoplacestolive.C.Surely,wedon’twantthatwillhappen.A.Whatsouldwedotostop“Globalwarming”?第11頁C.Whenweareprotectingtheenvironment,wearesavingourselves.A.Ok.Students,wecan’tonlyspeakbutnotdolater.Letusgoplantingtrees.D.Oh,teacher!TomorrowisMarchthetwelfth,it’stree-plantingday!A.Yes!Nowallofyouknowtheimportanceofprotectingtheenvironment.B．C．D．Letusdoourbesttostop“Globalwarming”andmakeourearthalovelyhomeland!A.Thatisgood.Ihopeyouallwillbesucceededinprotectingtheenvironment.Nowtheclassisoverbye-byestudents!B.C.D.goodbye.Teacher.（4人版本）Narration:Carrie,CiciandWingareco-workerofacompany.Thisdaytheyaretalkingintheoffice.Ca:Bingo!Ifinallyfinishthiscase.Itisreallytough!Ihavenotsleptwellforalmostaweek.Wing:Metoo.Ialwaysgetsobusyinthisseason.Ihavedrunkthreecupsofcoffeeinordertokeepawake.Ci:OurbossmustbeenjoyinghisholidayinFijiverymuch.Whatdoyouthinkhewillfeelwhenhecomesbacktoseeourcase?第12頁Ca:Ofcoursehewillfeelsurprisedandgiveeachofusapromotion.Wing:Comeon,heisadevil,howcouldhedothistous?Anyway,weshouldawardourselvesforthesedayshardwork!Ca:Youareright.Let’spigoutonjunkfood!Wing:IhavestayedinChinaforawholeyearandImissmyhometown.ImissGermanfood!Ca:sodoI.howmuchIloveFrenchfood!Ci:IhavenoteatenGermanorFrenchfoodbefore.Doyouhaveanyrecommendation?Ca:IfyouvisitFranceorgotoaFrenchrestaurant,snails,cheese,andgooseliverandredwinearethebestchoices.Wing:Youalsocan’tmissthefamousGermansausage,hamandbluechecseCi:Theyallsoundyummy.ButdoyouknowwhatChineseeatwhentheymisstheirfamilies?Wing&Ca:NoCi:Theanswerisdumplings!Ca:Well,IheardthatbeforethoughIhaven’ttasted.Wing:Canyoumakedumplings,CiCi?Wouldyoumakesomeforus?Ihavebeenlongingfordumplingsforalongtime.Ci:Aha,itisaseasyasapieforme.whataboutcomingtomyhousetonight?Wecanmakedumplingstogether.Iwillteachyouhowtocookit.第13頁Ca:Great!Thatisfantastic.Thenitwillbethefirsttimetomakeandeat