天外來客-3個外星人(英語話劇)

King -KQueen--- QET -AET1 -A1ET2 -A2Preson1----P1Preson2----P2Preson3----P3Preson4-■■■P4(Oneday,somethingisontheking'shouse)Q：ohmygod,what'sthat?K：Nothing,mydear,I'llgiveittoyouasabirthdaygift.(Thekingaskssoldierstocatchthat.Thenlotsofsoldiersgoandcatchthat)Pl：Whoareyou,comeout.A：Ok,waitaminute.(Onethingcomesoutofthethingonthesky)P1:Takeoffyourclothes.A:Ican't!P1:Catchitladies!(Theycatchit,andbringittotheking)K:Whoyouare?(Itspeaksinalanguagewhichfromotherpace)A:MynameisE.T.K:Whatdidyousay?(E.T.Alsospeaksinthatlanguage)A:MynameisET.K:What?(ETspeaksinEnglish)A:MynameisET,sorry,Iforgothereistheearth.(TheQueencomes)Q:What'stheearth?A：CanIputmyfingersonyourhead?P2:No!Youcannot!P3：Ifeelthesameway.Youcan't!K：Whatasillything!Is計possible?A:Ithinkso,anditisinterestingtoteachanearthling.Q:Replytome!A:Idogiveyouchoice!Q:Putyourhandonmyhead!A:Ok,butcanyougivemesomethingtoeat?P4:No!Q:Giveittoit!(Halfanhourlater)A:Thatwasdelicious!Q:Now,canyoutouchme?A:Sure,comehere.P2:Whatdidyousay?YouorderedtheQueen!A:Ok,Pleasecomehere.Q:Coming!(Anhourlater)Q:HereIam.A:Youlookmorebeautiful.Q:Yes,butpleasestart.(ETputsitshandonQueen'shead)Q：*&@.........§@*(嘰里呱啦亂叫)K:Killit,ifitwantstokillmywife.(Theyfinishit)Q：Hahaha……I'llbethequeenoftheworld!I'llhavesuperpower,soIcanflyinthesky,swiminthesea.K:Whatdidyoudo?Youmademywifecrazy.A:Ididn'tdoanything.K:Whymywifeiscrazy?Answerme!A:Ijusttaughthersomethingabouttheearth.K:That'simpossible;youmustdosomethingformywife.Tomorrowmorning,I'llkillyou.A:NO,myking,pleaseplease.K:Don'tthinkaboutthat.(Inthemainspaceship)A2:E.T.,E.T.,whereareyou?A2:Sir,noanswer.Al：What!Findhisship!A2:Yes,sir!A2:Look,sir!Here計is.(TheycomeouttheirspaceshipandgointoET'sspaceship)A2:E.T.,E.T.,areyouhere?A2:Sir,noanswer.Al:Let'sgotothattown,andfindhim.(Adaylater)K:Killit!P1:Yes,sir.Q：I'llbetheheadofthespace!Hahaha……(BeforehekillE.T.,somethinghaskilledthatsoldier.)A：YO,myfriendsarecoming.Q:Killthem,killthem!(soldiersholdtheirknivesandtheyarereadyforfight)A2:Stop!(TheycometotheQueen)A2:Ifyoucanlethimgofree,I'llgivesomething,ithelpsyoutobetheheadofthespace.(TheQueenisexcited)Q:Whatwillyougiveme?A2:Lethimgofreefirst.Q:Givethingstomefirst.A2:Free!Q:Thing!A2:Free!Q:Thing!P2:Whatareyoudoing?YouaredenyingtheQueen.A1:ShejustaQueen,don'tworry.Q:Givemethings,orIkillit.A2:Ok,hereyouare.

(TheQueenopensthebox,andseesnothing,andthreeETshavealreadygone.)K:What?!Theyarelaughingatmywife,catchandthem!(ThreeETsgototheirship,theywillflyhome.Warning‘warning,lowpower.)A&A1&A2:What?Al：Doyouhaveanyotherwaystogohome?A2:No,sir.A：NeitherI.(Thearmyisundertheship)K：Comehere!A：Ididgothere!K：Comehereagain!A：Louder.P2：Thekingsaidtocomehereagain!(Intheship,theyspeakquietly)A2：First,makeafireworktofindhelp.A：Iagree.Al：Me,too.A2：Thengohome.Al：Thatsoundseasy.killin(Warning!Warning!Lowpower!Theshipwillbedeadoneminute)

killinK:Youaresolazy,fireladies!K:Youaresolazy,fireladies!(TongsTongsTongstheyusefiretobreaktheship,thentheshipfalldown)(Thenthekingcatchthem,andkillthem)(DingsLingsDingsLings)(Look：Timetowakeup!Timetowakeup!)A：OhsJustadream.(TheseETsmeet,andtalktoeachother)A:Idreamedthat,Iwenttotheearthandthekingkillsus.A1&A2:Sodidwe.A:SoIwant,togototheeart