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1、Chinglish Chinglish,即中式英語。學習者在寫作中往往先用漢語打腹稿，或列出中文提綱，再把漢語一句句機械地轉(zhuǎn)換成英語，帶有明顯的漢語痕跡，因而不能被以英語為母語者所接受。中式英語指帶有中文語音、語法、詞匯特色的英語，是一種洋涇浜語言。中式英語在英語被稱為“Chinglish”，是漢語及英語的英文混合而成的合體字。 什么是Chinglish 世界上最強的中國式英文世界上最強的中國式英文 how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？怎么是你，怎么老是你？ you me you me. know is know no know is no kn

2、ow. 知之為知之，不知為不知知之為知之，不知為不知. WATCH SISTER表妹表妹American Chinese not enough. dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse son can make hole! 彼此彼此彼此彼此 美中不足美中不足 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！世界上最強的中國式英文世界上最強的中國式英文 go past no mistake past. 走過路過，不要錯過走過路過，不要錯過 I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年我叫李

3、老大，今年25。 you have two down son. 你有兩下子。你有兩下子。 one car come one car go, two car pengpeng, people die. 車禍現(xiàn)場描述車禍現(xiàn)場描述 歡迎你到成都來。Welcome you to ChengDu.Welcome to ChengDu. 我會永遠記住你的。I will remember you forever.I will always remember you.（no one can live forever） 祝你有個愉快的周末。 Wish you have a happy weekend. Wish

4、 you a happy weekend. 喏，給你。Here, give you. Here you are. 我很喜歡你。 I very like you.I like you very much. 黃頭發(fā) yellow hair Blond/blonde (female)我支持你。 I support you. I am behind you. I am with you. .If you no three no four, I give you some color to see see! 如果你不三不四，我給你點顏色看看好好學習，天天向上： good good study,day d

5、ay up! Funny English Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower（割草機） this afternoon? Mr.Smith: Yes. Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket（網(wǎng)球拍）, since you wont be needing it? 約翰遜先生：今天下午你準備用割草機嗎？ 史密斯先生：是的。 約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網(wǎng)球拍，那我可以借用一下嗎？ English Humor Tom: William has asked me for a loan（貸款，借

6、款） of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他？ 杰克：當然應該了。 湯姆：為什么？ 杰克：否則他就該跟我借了。 I have a good friend, his name is *. one day ，I asked him ：“how to spell “pig”？Is p-u-g？” He

7、 answered quickly: no, is P - I - G. then I asked, are you sure? i think it is U? No, he said, pig is I 我有一個好朋友，他叫XXX。 有一天，我問他“pig的拼寫是不是P-U-G？” 他回答，“不是，pig是P-I-G。” 然后我再問他“你確定？pig是U？” “不是，”他說，“pig是I。” Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school todoay? And where is your homework book? Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber(強盜) on my way to school this morning. Teacher: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robbed anything from you? Tom: He.he robbed my homewor