英語話劇(三打白骨精)

1、Three Times Beating the Monster 三打白骨精 白骨精洞府內(nèi)，他們正在研制長生不老的新產(chǎn)品。白骨精：I hope I could live a longer life, so I am paying my great attention to develop a new product.唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you dont take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告訴你多少次啦,不要老是帶美女圖啦!)八戒：Oh，boss，forgive me

2、. (噢,師父,原諒我這次吧!)此時(shí)，唐僧師徒在干什么呢？此時(shí)，唐僧師徒在干什么呢？唐僧唐僧: Emitofo, Wukong，where are we now？(悟空悟空,我們現(xiàn)在到哪兒了我們現(xiàn)在到哪兒了?)悟空：悟空：BaJie，map.八戒誤拿出一張美女圖，給了悟空八戒誤拿出一張美女圖，給了悟空.悟空：悟空：Oh，boss，look！ (哦哦,師父師父,你看你看!)淡定淡定 唐僧: (縮手)I.l keep it for you until we reach the west. 我先暫時(shí)保管,直到我們到達(dá)西天,取得真經(jīng) 八戒: 唐僧: Emitofo, nothing is lust,

3、lust is nothing! Map? 沙僧: (遞)Here. Em we have arrived in Wanzi Mountain! (沒門,.八戒,地圖!) 八戒：Oh，boss，I am so hungry now，and I can not move . . anymore. (噢,師父,我肚子餓扁了,我再也走不動了.)ButI really need it .my bossyou can guess its mean 悟空：Fat pig.(肥豬.) 沙僧：stick on，brother pig. 八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words

4、once more，I will，I will (死猴子,如果你再敢說這兩個(gè)字,我就我就) 悟空：You will ,you will what？ (你就想干嘛啊?) 沙僧:came down please ,my brother. 八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）. (嘿嘿,我就幫你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? (悟空,我也餓了,你能幫我們?nèi)フ倚┏缘膯?)八戒：You see ，our boss is hungry too. (你看,我們師父也餓了.)唐僧：

5、Bajie，dont forget who ate my last meal. (八戒,不要忘了,誰把我上一餐的飯給吃了.)沙僧：But boss，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？ (但是師父,如果有妖精來了,而大師兄又不在的話,該怎么辦啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong. Do you have any idea? (是的誒,這倒是個(gè)問題.悟空.)悟空：take it easy, my boss . (沒問題.)悟空拿著金箍棒繞著他們跑了一圈八戒：Thi

6、s iswhat? (這是)悟空：Electric net， I have learnt it from the books. So I made this ， no monster can approach you if you stay in it.(這是我織的電網(wǎng),只要你們呆在里面,沒有妖精能進(jìn)來.)唐僧：Em I see it. Wukong，you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo , Knowledge is power!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl) (哦悟空,你真是越來越知識淵博哦,知識就是力量啊!八戒

7、:是美食.沙僧:是美女.)悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye! （那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜?。?唐僧：I am a little tired , lets play cards.放斗地主，師徒三人開始打牌。harmonious society白骨精洞府內(nèi)一個(gè)小妖急沖沖的跑來：Some people are coming this way. One is supposed to be TangSeng. Its said that we will be immortal if we eat him.小妖們：恭喜大王，恭喜大王！Congratulat

8、ions! Congratulations!小妖甲：我們?nèi)グ烟粕慝I(xiàn)給大王。（作出準(zhǔn)備出發(fā)的樣子） Let us get him!白骨精：回來！唐僧哪是你們能抓得回來的？他周圍的幾個(gè)徒弟個(gè)個(gè)神通廣大，你們?nèi)チ酥挥兴退馈ome back! How can you get him？His prentices are so powerful that you wont win .小妖甲：大王，那可怎么辦？What to do, my master?白骨精：我自有辦法！唐僧逃不出我的手掌心?？次以鯓影烟粕セ貋?。（猙獰地笑） I have an idea! TangSeng wont escape

9、. Just wait and see!白骨精現(xiàn)身。白骨精：Electric net ？It is easy， hahaha！ （傳說中的電網(wǎng)？小菜一碟嘛，哈哈哈哈哈！）白骨精變成村姑出來村姑：Can I join you, handsome boys? （能加我一個(gè)嗎？）唐僧：Im sorry lady，we are playing cards now，and three people are enough. （哦，女士，我們現(xiàn)在在斗地主呢，三個(gè)人已經(jīng)夠了。）村姑：Oh，chance.（噢，機(jī)會。）唐僧：Oh，chance.村姑：Double King.（一對K。）唐僧：Double Kin

10、g，oh，I win，lady you are so clever，come in and teach me. （一對K，哦，我贏啦！女士，你太強(qiáng)啦，來，進(jìn)來教我吧?。┻@時(shí)悟空回來了。悟空：You are the monster，I will kill you.（你是妖精，我殺了你。）村姑：Oh，I am a good woman.shifu,help me, help me!唐僧：Oh，Wukong，what are you doing，she is my teacher.（悟空，你看看你干了什么，她是我?guī)煾赴?。）八戒（對悟空? Yet,She is my teacher! （她是我?guī)煾浮?/p>

11、）悟空:She is a monster!（她是個(gè)妖精。）沙僧:（對唐僧）:she is a monster, really?（她 真的是個(gè)妖精嗎？）這個(gè)地方沙僧要表現(xiàn)出墻頭草的樣子。唐僧：Dont say this.（這時(shí)放only you，當(dāng)做緊箍咒）Only you （不要再說了。念緊箍咒。）悟空悟空: Oh, please dont白骨精現(xiàn)身。白骨精現(xiàn)身。白骨精：白骨精：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson. （哇哈哈哈，孫悟空，我馬上就給你（哇哈哈哈，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個(gè)教訓(xùn)。）個(gè)教訓(xùn)。）白骨精變身老婦出場。白骨精變身老婦出場。

12、老婦：老婦：Daughter. Daughter. Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter? （女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里啊？（女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里啊？【對唐僧對唐僧】你好，請問你看到我女兒了你好，請問你看到我女兒了嗎？）嗎？）唐僧唐僧:Your daughterI havent see her故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子 （你女兒（你女兒）悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看到老婦。到老婦。悟空悟空:aoYou are the monster too, I

13、will beat you. （我打死你這個(gè)死妖精。）（我打死你這個(gè)死妖精。）聽到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把聽到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。沙僧扶唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。起唐僧。沙僧：Boss ，are you OK? How many? （師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾？）唐僧：Two， game over Sun Wukong. （兩個(gè)啦，孫悟空，你死定啦。）見唐僧已經(jīng)對悟空產(chǎn)生不滿，這時(shí)白骨精抓住時(shí)機(jī)，變成老頭出來。老頭出場后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。老頭：Oh，my wife my daughter，who

14、 did it？ （噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰干的？）悟空轉(zhuǎn)身，見又一個(gè)妖怪來了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。悟空：You are going to die, monster. （見閻王去吧，死妖精。）唐僧：Oh, sunWukong，you have killed three lives. （悟空，你竟然殺了三個(gè)人。）悟空:They are not human beings，they are monsters. （他們不是人，他們是妖精。）唐僧：Monster？I think you are the real monster， you go ！you go！I dont want to s

15、ee you any more.妖精？我看你才是真的妖精吧，你走，哪來的回哪兒去吧！八戒:Oh boss, monkey brother is away. （哦，師父，猴哥就這樣走啦?。┨粕篋ont say that guy. （不要理那個(gè)2貨了。）白骨精見最強(qiáng)大的孫悟空已經(jīng)被趕走了，高興地出來了，準(zhǔn)備享受唐僧肉。白骨精：Hahahahaha.哈哈哈哈唐: （驚）You are.白骨精:how foolish you are，I will eat you，Mr Tang. （，唐僧，你是多么的愚蠢啊，我要吃了你。）原來悟空已經(jīng)識破了白骨精的奸計(jì)，是故意離開的，看到白骨精終于露出了原形，悟空奔

16、過來，一棒拍死了白骨精。悟空：Dont touch my master. （不要碰我?guī)煾?。）沙僧：Oh，our hero is back！ （哦，我們的英雄回來啦！）八戒：Monkey brother （猴哥）唐僧起來，迷茫的問悟空。唐僧：Whatwhat happened ？ （發(fā)生什么了？）悟空: Boss, your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!（師父，你被她騙啦，她只是變成了三個(gè)不同的變身而已。）悟空：悟空：You are

17、 too late，哪吒哪吒. （哪吒，你怎么來那么（哪吒，你怎么來那么晚啊。）晚啊。）哪吒：哪吒：Where is the criminal？ （罪犯在哪兒呢？）（罪犯在哪兒呢？）唐僧：But how did you find it？ （但是你是怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的呢？）悟空：Monkeys feeling. （猴子的直覺。）哪吒: I am coming.（我來啦。） 唐僧：Na 哪吒:Hei，hei, you are under arrest, you have the right to speak to an attorney before you speak to the police ,an

18、ything you say may be used against you in the court of law, let us go.（嘿嘿，你被捕啦，在你見到自己的律師前，你有權(quán)保持沉默，但是你所說的將來可能會成為呈堂證供。我們走吧。）唐僧：唐僧：Wukong，I think I am wrong. （悟空，我錯(cuò)了?。ㄎ蚩?，我錯(cuò)了！）悟空：悟空：What？ （悟空裝作沒聽見，什么？）（悟空裝作沒聽見，什么？）唐僧：唐僧：I am sorry！ （對不起。）（對不起。）悟空：悟空：I can not hear clearly. （我聽不清。）（我聽不清。）唐僧：I am so sorry，you are my monke