大學(xué)生英語(yǔ)幽默短劇劇本

1、大學(xué)生英語(yǔ)幽默短劇劇本 篇一：大學(xué)生英語(yǔ)短劇劇本(4人) Scene : 地點(diǎn)（at campus） 人物：kevin Jason and Rita Jason: Oh ,Im sorry ,are you ok ? 對(duì)不起，你還好嗎？ Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟??！ J: you pick? 是你撿的嗎？ Kevin: Shut up ！誰(shuí)說(shuō)的！ R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 嗎？ K: Jasson ? Rita ? Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much roma

2、ntic without you 你知道嗎? 我太想你了kevin,沒(méi)有你我們少了很多浪漫 Jason:Its so nosiy here ,lets find a quiet place to talk.這里太吵了，我們找個(gè)安靜的地方聊吧 K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期間方便讓我住你的宿舍嗎? R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator當(dāng)然沒(méi)問(wèn)題,只要躲過(guò)宿管

3、就可以了 J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是為什么??？你怎么了？我以為你畢業(yè)后會(huì)過(guò)的很好 R: Youre such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有夢(mèng)想的人，怎么還要回到你曾經(jīng)連做夢(mèng)都不爽的地方？ K: Because no money ,no job,even theres no place to live.Nothing a

4、t all. 因?yàn)槲覜](méi)錢(qián)、沒(méi)工作，甚至連住的地方都沒(méi)有，一無(wú)所有。 R：Impossible !這不可能！ K: This is what happened事情是這樣的。 Scene : (at kevins home) 人物：Kevin , land lady Marry M: Open the door, open the door.開(kāi)門(mén)開(kāi)門(mén) K:Whats wrong ？Marry？有事嗎Marry? M: Look,you must be paid as rent, Youve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didnt I take your

5、deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. Im enough of it .pay off your bills ,right now.聽(tīng)著，你現(xiàn)在必須付房租，你已經(jīng)拖6個(gè)月了，我不僅沒(méi)收你押金，連水電都幫你墊付了半年。我受夠你了，付清賬單，現(xiàn)在，馬上， 立刻，馬上！ K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托，我現(xiàn)在真的沒(méi)錢(qián)?？?，我只能吃這種廉價(jià)的食物。 M: Wow , turn to black , i

6、s it my dogs food ? 哇，都變色了！是我家狗的食物嗎？ K: Oh , my dear ！I promise I will pay off your debt once I find a job. please extend a time limit.噢，天哪！拜托，我現(xiàn)在真的沒(méi)錢(qián)，我保證，一旦我找到工作我一定付清。再寬限幾天吧。 M: Find a job? Ha. . youve said that over 100 times. and then?找到工作？哈。你都說(shuō)了100遍了。然后呢？ K: I work so hard ,but useless.Which com

7、pany would hire a man without any certificates？我已經(jīng)很努力了，可又有什么用呢？哪家公司會(huì)雇用一個(gè)沒(méi)什么證書(shū)的人呢？！ M: Therere a lot of choices around you. dustman, babysit, salesman and so on.你身邊就有很多選擇，環(huán)衛(wèi)工人，保姆，銷(xiāo)售員 ，等等、 K: No no no .im a university student.ill be a white collar,manager orsinger.at that time ,Ill pay your double.不不不

8、。我可是個(gè)大學(xué)生,我將來(lái)可是會(huì)成為白領(lǐng)，經(jīng)理，或是歌手什么的。那時(shí)， 我會(huì)付你雙倍。 M:Well , thank you .but I dontt hink I can wait to .university student.if you dont pay off your debt,please go out.，我想我等不到那天的，“大學(xué)生”，如果你不交清房租水電就請(qǐng)出去 Scene : 地點(diǎn)：campus 人物：K R J K: You see ,thats why I asked Ritas department.這就是我為什么蹭 住R的公寓的原因 R： Why not go home

9、 ?為什么不回家呢？ K：Home? Be a farmer?no Im going to die.回家？當(dāng)農(nóng)民？我不如去死。 J： At least,you wont worry about the food and the place to live.至少不愁吃住啊 K:simple house and diet,I cant bear to be laughed at by rose.吃得差住的差，我可不想被ROSE笑話。 J: Oh how about rose.對(duì)了，ROSE 怎么樣了。 K: Now ,she is a civil servant,its unfair.these

10、bookishes benefit all,including JULAR, HELLEN.當(dāng)公務(wù)員了，這個(gè)世界真不公平，好處都讓這些書(shū)呆子占盡了。包括Jular, Hellen. J:No ,rose wanted to be a civil servant and succeed ,she is so extrodinary.不，ROSE 的夢(mèng)想是當(dāng)公務(wù)員，而且他實(shí)現(xiàn)了，真厲害。 R： She so focus on the score ,even no personality.does she have dreams.她那么重視成績(jī)，而且沒(méi)個(gè)性，她會(huì)有夢(mèng)想嗎？ J：She just ob

11、ey teachers.她只是太聽(tīng)老師話而已。 K：She has dreams,however,I just made daydreams.oh still now,I got it that making dreams come true relys on occupations.most of us only make day_dream. Therefore ,make fun of those that accumulate capital. I have only myself to blame她有夢(mèng)想，而我只是做夢(mèng)。天啊，我今天才明白有夢(mèng)想還要有資本，夢(mèng)想才能成真，我們大多只顧做

12、夢(mèng)不去積累資本，而且還取笑那些積累資本的人，我真是咎由自取。 J: Its not enough that just have dreams原來(lái)僅僅有夢(mèng)想還是不夠的 R：Dont be sad!well help you .別難過(guò)，我們會(huì)幫助你的。 J：Yes ,you rest your heart living here, then, center your attention on finding job.是的，你就暫住這里，然后努力找工作。 K: Criticaliy, now , I have to get the one back , diploma , which Ive los

13、t.最可怕的是，我現(xiàn)在必須把我已經(jīng)丟掉的東西畢業(yè)證，拿回來(lái)。 R: Ideed ,I wouldnt l ike yours.確實(shí)，我也不想像你這樣。 R to J : how about us ? Are we still only dreaming but action?那我們又是怎樣呢？我們也還是只做夢(mèng)不行動(dòng)嗎？ K: Look up to the sky, more should be down-to-earth. 仰望天空，更應(yīng)腳踏實(shí)地。 J: Our dream is far beyond the range of possible without efforts and swee

14、t.不付出努力和汗水我們的夢(mèng)想是不會(huì)實(shí)現(xiàn)的。 K,J,R: Dream catcher, go into action, right now.追夢(mèng)人，行動(dòng)起來(lái)吧 篇二：英語(yǔ)短劇劇本大學(xué)生活的意義 True meaning of college life 旁白一：Whats the true meaning of the life? This question is hovering in my mind when I entered the college。（多鏡頭切換，從不同視角拍主角在在操場(chǎng)行走） 生活的真正意義是什么？當(dāng)我邁進(jìn)大學(xué)開(kāi)始，這個(gè)問(wèn)題就在我的腦海盤(pán)旋。 （開(kāi)始回憶最開(kāi)始進(jìn)入大學(xué)

15、的時(shí)候）I still remember that day when I came here first day.（提著行李箱，站在南門(mén)，抬頭著校門(mén)對(duì)大學(xué)充滿了期望）As time goes by, I feel more and more confused about the college life. Because this problem has been bothering me for long. I try my best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling. 我仍然記得我第一天來(lái)到這里的情形。時(shí)光流逝，我對(duì)

16、于大學(xué)生活越來(lái)越困惑。這個(gè)問(wèn)題困擾我很久了，我盡我所能的去尋找答案，但是人人都有自己的理解。 Scene 1 第一人： 旁白：Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind? 同學(xué)，請(qǐng)問(wèn)你心中的大學(xué)生活是什么樣子的? A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich. In my opinion, we shouldnt waste the time. What we should do is to make good use of every minute

17、. What more, young as we are, university life should be filled with passion. We should go out for the outside world, experiencing something new. A：奧，大學(xué)生活啊，應(yīng)該是充實(shí)的。在我看來(lái)，不應(yīng)該任時(shí)間被浪費(fèi)掉。應(yīng)該充分利用每一分鐘。其次，對(duì)于年輕人而言，大學(xué)生活還應(yīng)該是富有激情的。我們要多出去見(jiàn)識(shí)一下世面，多闖蕩闖蕩。 B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do

18、 for some profiles and current affairs. In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat on the Internet, see some bad idol drama.Oh,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,it is useful. Ive been appealed to it.Oh .I am so sorry, It is time f

19、or listening. 翻譯：我平時(shí)很少上網(wǎng)，偶爾上網(wǎng)也是為了查查資料，了解時(shí)事而已啦。在我看來(lái)，我們應(yīng)該多出去走走，而不是天天呆在宿舍，上網(wǎng)聊天，看些亂七八糟的偶像劇?？纯催@本書(shū)，它非常的精彩，也非常的有用。我已經(jīng)被它深深的吸引了。哦，非常抱歉，我該練習(xí)聽(tīng)力了！ 第三人： 旁白：hey, guy, what are you doing? C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you dont study on campus? Shit! Stand by please, Im very busy. Dont bother me,

20、 OK? Come on! Come on! Come on! Oh my GOD! OK! OK! Take it easy. Frankly speaking, as an adult, what the most important is enjoying yourself here and now. We have no time before we really go to work. Dont you think so? C：當(dāng)然是在學(xué)習(xí)嗎！來(lái)大學(xué)不學(xué)習(xí)，那是來(lái)干什么的！ 第四人： D: Stupid Cunt! College isnt the ivory tower that

21、you have imagined! College is bridge which relates us to society. College students are supposed to take a knowledge for the society in advance and get out for the outside world!(聲音響起)Oh，It is high time that I talked about the practical job. Dont bother me. 旁白二：Having listened to all the answer, life

22、 is becoming more vast and hazy for me. I think it is not what I want. What exactly university life is like; I cannot wait for a second to find out the answer. I want to get more. 在聽(tīng)了他們的答案后，我對(duì)生活更加迷茫。我想這不是我要的答案。那大學(xué)生活打底應(yīng)該想什么樣?。课业炔患傲?，我想知道更多的答案。 Scene 2 E: Now I am finally experiencing the university wh

23、ich I have been dreaming for a long time! I have dreamt about the university life is this? (早上9點(diǎn)才起床，伸懶腰，戴上眼鏡。在床上完了一會(huì)手機(jī)，一晃就10點(diǎn)半啦。慢吞吞的下床，繼續(xù)打游戲) E: However, now this is like: (凌晨5點(diǎn)半起床，匆匆忙忙起床，在電腦上查閱資料，寫(xiě)作業(yè)，一直重復(fù)這樣的工作直到12點(diǎn)，才緩緩地上床睡覺(jué)。 F: Now that we have come to university, I thought it would be like this: B

24、ut actually: (與美女擦肩邂逅，共同學(xué)習(xí)，約會(huì)；實(shí)際上，碰了一個(gè)哥們兒，成為了好基友) 旁白三：My dormitory mates dont give me the answer. I would figure out my life. I would catch the true meaning of the college life. 我的室友沒(méi)有給我答案。我想自己去追尋生活，我自己去找尋真諦。 Scene 3 C: Hi! Did you see the recruitment of a variety of part-time job? It sounds nice! 嗨

25、，你看到了很多兼職在招人嗎？聽(tīng)上去不錯(cuò)額！ D: I saw that! There would be a lot of little posters around the university, says “Recruitment100 Yuan an hour.” I have just done plenty of part-time jobs, such as a private tutor, a laptop salesman, a KFC salesman and so on. Let me see, oh, adding up to five .I think that I co

26、uld make much money. 我看見(jiàn)了。校園里到處都是很多小廣告，上面寫(xiě)著“招聘一小時(shí)100元”我已經(jīng)找了很多兼職了，比如家教，電腦銷(xiāo)售員，肯德基服務(wù)員等等。讓我想想，加起來(lái)有5個(gè)吧。我想這可以轉(zhuǎn)不少的錢(qián)啦 C: Oh my god, five? You must be crazy. You have taken in so many part-time jobs, will you have enough time to complete your study? Dont forget that you have also joined the Students Union. 我

27、的天哪，5個(gè)？你肯定是瘋了。你找了這么多兼職，你還是時(shí)間學(xué)習(xí)嗎？別忘了，你還參加了學(xué)生會(huì)額。 D: You thought too much, association is just a few people gathering around for playing, how busy can we be?（OK,OK,I know ,Thank you for giving me the opportunity）, Im gonna have an interview, baby, wait for me here! 你想多了，學(xué)生會(huì)只是一群人聚在一起玩，我們?cè)趺纯赡軙?huì)忙??？（好的，好的，謝

28、謝你給我這次機(jī)會(huì)），我現(xiàn)在有一個(gè)面試，親愛(ài)的，等我啊！ Scene 8 Midnight 深夜 C: Why did you come back so late? Is it that you have found a girl in the society and unwilling to come back to dormitory again? 你怎么回來(lái)這么晚啊？是不是在外面找了個(gè)女朋友不愿意回寢室啦？ D: Stop it! What are you babbling? I got up early in the morning to help them publicize our

29、society, in the afternoon I attended a meeting ,and I just come back from my part-time job. Tomorrow Ill get up early to prepare a plan. How can I have the time to meet girls? 閉嘴吧！你腦子在想些什么？我一大早起床幫助他們安排學(xué)生工作，下午我又去開(kāi)會(huì)，我現(xiàn)在才做了兼職回來(lái)。明早我還得準(zhǔn)備一個(gè)策劃啊。我哪有時(shí)間約會(huì)？ C:See what. Ive told you. You have undertaken too muc

30、h works, sooner or later youll get your hands full. 看吧，我早告訴你了，你做這么多工作，遲早你會(huì)手忙腳亂的。 D:Then youre satisfied to sit here and play LOL with you all day along? 總比你安于待這兒整天打游戲吧 C: You must have forgotten that it is tomorrow that the higher mathematics homework should be hand on. 你肯定忘了明天高數(shù)課要交作業(yè)啊。 D: What? Com

31、e on, let me copy yours. There is no time! 什么，快，讓我抄一下，沒(méi)時(shí)間了 C: It is you to write the movie script of your English group, you wont be able to finish them all. 你還要寫(xiě)英語(yǔ)劇本額，你肯定不可能完成的。 旁白四：I will complete my college life. Although I have done so many matters, I make my life mess. I found that I am not wha

32、t I just thought. I dont become a xueba, I dont find a girlfriendI am still caught in trouble. Maybe you have got an better answer? 我即將完成我的學(xué)業(yè)。盡管我做了很多，但是我卻將他們弄得一團(tuán)糟。我發(fā)現(xiàn)我和當(dāng)初想的完全不一樣。我沒(méi)有成為學(xué)霸，沒(méi)有找到女朋友我還是迷茫。也許你會(huì)有更好的答案。 結(jié)尾視頻：(大家一起拍)From this video, I dont know whether you understand college life. But no matt

33、er what you do , no matter what you think ,never waste your every minute. （最后一句大家一起說(shuō)）Because time doesnt wait you! 從這個(gè)短片中，我不知道你們是否明白大學(xué)生活的真諦，但是不管你還在做什么，不管你還在想什么，都不要浪費(fèi)你的每一分鐘。因?yàn)闀r(shí)間不會(huì)等你！ 篇三：英語(yǔ)幽默短劇劇本 英語(yǔ)幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesmans home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sa

34、lesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .Im the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I dont know

35、 why. The foolish students always come here. Ill be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money Oops! Its time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說(shuō)邊做) Now press, press Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情) Press, press Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , its OK,hehehe Now le