短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯_英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯_英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短 笑話作為一種典型的幽默現(xiàn)象,對(duì)其進(jìn)行系統(tǒng)的討論對(duì)于闡釋幽默現(xiàn)象具有舉足輕重的作用。本文是短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，盼望對(duì)大家有關(guān)心! 短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：two hunters 兩個(gè)獵人 once two hunters went hunting in the forest. one of them suddenly fell down by accident. he showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. the o

2、ther hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. the operator said calmly:first, you should make sure that he is already dead. then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:what should i do next? 兩個(gè)獵人進(jìn)森林里打獵，其中一個(gè)

3、獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。 另一個(gè)獵人抓緊拿出手機(jī)撥通緊急求助電話。 接線員鎮(zhèn)靜地說(shuō)："第一步，要先確定你的伴侶已經(jīng)死亡。'于是，接線員在電話里聽到一聲槍響，然后聽到那獵人接著問(wèn)："其次步怎辦?' 短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：thats what i want to find out we have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him? well, i dont know. does he bite? thats what i want to find out.

4、 我們又得到了一只新狗，你要過(guò)來(lái)和他玩玩嗎? 哦， 我不知道。他咬人嗎? 這正是我想要知道的。 短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：father and son 父與子 son: is it true, dad, i heard that in some parts of africa a man doesnt know his wifeuntil he marries her? dad: that happens in every country, son. 兒子：爸爸，聽說(shuō)在非洲的一些地方男人在結(jié)婚前根本不熟悉他的妻子。 父親：孩子，實(shí)際上全部的國(guó)家都是這樣的。 短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：keep fe

5、eding him nickels 再喂他幾枚五分鎳幣 a mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. she immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up twodimes. frantically(瘋狂似地) , she called to the father outside. your son just swallowed a

6、nickel and coughed up two dimes! what shall i do? yelled back the father, keep feeding him nickels! 母親見三歲的兒子將一枚五分鎳幣放進(jìn)嘴里吞了下去，她立即將他抱起，頭朝下不停地拍打他的后背，他咳出了兩枚一角的硬幣，她發(fā)狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父親喊道： "你兒子剛才吞下了一枚五分鎳幣，可咳出兩枚一角的硬幣!我該怎么辦呢?" 孩子他爸大聲回答道："再喂他幾枚五分鎳幣!' 短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：tonight i want to have some peace

7、and quiet may i borrow your record player tonight? a man asked his neighbour . sure. do you want to listen to some music? no. he answered. tonight i want to have some peace and quiet. "今晚我可以借用以下你的唱機(jī)嗎?'一個(gè)人對(duì)他的鄰居說(shuō)道。 "當(dāng)然可以，你也想聽聽音樂嗎?' "不，'他回答道，"今晚我想安寧?kù)o靜地休息一下。' 短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話

8、帶翻譯：a nail or a fly? 釘子還是蒼蠅? an old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. on the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. so the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. when a waitres

9、s discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy(憐憫) for him and decided to do him a favour. so the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed. now the old man entered his room. the smell of the spilt wine reminded him

10、of the accident. when he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! he walked to it carefully andslapped(拍擊) it with all his strength. on hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. to her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched(緊握的) and his right hand bleeding! 一位視力正在衰退的老紳士住進(jìn)了一家旅館的客房。他雙手各拿一瓶酒。在墻上有只蒼蠅，他誤以為是枚釘子。他把兩只瓶子朝上一掛，瓶子掉下來(lái)摔碎了，酒灑了一地。 一個(gè)女服務(wù)員發(fā)覺發(fā)生的事情以后，對(duì)他深表憐憫，打算幫他個(gè)忙。 于是，其次天早上他到樓頂花園漫步時(shí)，她把一枚釘子釘在了蒼蠅停過(guò)的地方。 這里，老人回到了房里。倒灑的酒味讓他想起了那件事。他抬頭往墻上一看，蒼蠅又停在了那兒!他輕手輕腳地走近，使盡全力拍了一