【英語(yǔ)小笑話簡(jiǎn)單一點(diǎn)的】英語(yǔ)小笑話簡(jiǎn)單

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯【英語(yǔ)小笑話簡(jiǎn)單一點(diǎn)的】英語(yǔ)小笑話簡(jiǎn)單 笑話()是民族文化不行或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、.關(guān)系和心理特征等等。我細(xì)心收集了簡(jiǎn)潔一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)小笑話，供大家觀賞學(xué)習(xí)! 簡(jiǎn)潔一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)小笑話：混亂的藥方 this is a true story, which happened to me. for a while, i worked as a cashier at a local drugstore. well, one afternoon, while i was working at the drug counter，a w

2、oman came in and dropped off 3 prescriptions to be filled. later, she came back, and wanted to pick up the prescriptions. two of the prescriptions were ready, with the third stapled to the bag. the pharmacist had already told me about this one. 這是我曾經(jīng)受過的一個(gè)真實(shí)的故事，那時(shí)我在本地的一家藥店做收銀員。一天下午，我正在柜臺(tái)里工作，一個(gè)婦女走了進(jìn)來(lái)給

3、了我三個(gè)處方箋，要配三服藥。過了一會(huì)兒她回來(lái)取藥，看到只配好了兩個(gè)處方的藥，而第三個(gè)處方卻只是訂在藥袋上。藥劑師已經(jīng)告知了我其中的緣由。 here you go, we were only able to fill two of the prescriptions,' i said. "給您，我們只能給您配這兩服藥。'我說(shuō)。 why cant you fill the other one? she said. "為什么不配那服藥?'她問。 i m sorry, we dont carry that one,' i said. "很愧

4、疚我們這沒有。'我答道。 well，can you order it? "你們可以定購(gòu)嗎?' no.' "不行。' well where can i get it filled? "那我到哪兒才能配到這服藥?' im afraid you will have to go to the hospital to get it filled.' "唯恐你得去醫(yī)院了。' why? whats it for? "為什么?你什么意思?' a chest x一ray.' "這個(gè)

5、處方寫的是去醫(yī)院做胸透。' 簡(jiǎn)潔一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)小笑話：真實(shí)的幽默 harry was in the hospital. he was an old man. any way there was this young nurse. every time she came in, she talked to him like a little child. she would say in a patronizing tone of voice and how are we doing this morning? 哈里住進(jìn)了醫(yī)院，他是一個(gè)老人，負(fù)責(zé)護(hù)理他的是一個(gè)年輕的護(hù)士。每次她走進(jìn)病房，都會(huì)

6、像對(duì)待小孩一樣地和哈里說(shuō)話。她會(huì)用一個(gè)施恩者的態(tài)度問:"今日上午過的好嗎?' well, this is a story of revenge. he had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. he had been given a urine bottle to fill. the juice was apple juice. you know where the juice went. 這是哈里對(duì)她報(bào)復(fù)的故事。哈里領(lǐng)到了早飯，從托盤里把蘋果汁拿下來(lái)

7、，放到自己床前的架子上，然后他把它們?nèi)康惯M(jìn)了尿罐里。你該明白會(huì)是什么效果吧。 the nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle. she looks at it. it seems we are a little cloudy today'at this, he snatches the bottle out of her hand, and saying well，ill run it through again, and maybe i can filter it better this time.' 過了一會(huì)兒那個(gè)護(hù)士進(jìn)了

8、病房，她拿起尿罐看了看，說(shuō)道"今日似乎有點(diǎn)渾。'這時(shí)，哈里把瓶子從她手里奪過來(lái)，說(shuō)道:"那我再倒一遍，或許這次我過濾一下效果會(huì)好些的。' 簡(jiǎn)潔一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)小笑話：給丈夫最好的警告 my husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. when im in a good mood it turns green. when i m in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. 我的丈夫?qū)ξ視r(shí)常波動(dòng)的心情很不興奮。所以那天他給我買了一個(gè)心情戒指，那樣他就可以從戒指上看出我的心情。當(dāng)我的心情好的時(shí)候，那個(gè)戒指就會(huì)變成綠色。當(dāng)我的心情不好的時(shí)候，