英語笑話帶翻譯短一些的

1、竭誠(chéng)為您提供優(yōu)質(zhì)文檔/雙擊可除英語笑話帶翻譯短一些的篇一：超簡(jiǎn)短的5個(gè)英文笑話超簡(jiǎn)短的5個(gè)英文笑話1.Teacher:whoevera nswersm yn extquestio n,ca ngohon老師：誰能回至U我下一個(gè)問題，誰就可以回家了。on eboythrowshisbagoutthew in dow.一個(gè)小男孩把書包扔到窗外。Teacher:whojustthrewthat?!老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了？boy:me!Imgoinghomenow.男孩：我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。2.whatdogcanjumphighertha nabuild ing?什么狗比大樓跳的還高？Any d

2、og,buildi ngsca ntjump!任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。3.whathasahead,atail,a ndno body?什么有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體？竭誠(chéng)為您提供優(yōu)質(zhì)文檔/雙擊可除Acoi n!硬幣。4.whathas on eeyebutca nno tsee?什么有一只眼睛，卻看不見？An eedle.針。5.wife:howwouldyoudescribeme?妻子：你會(huì)怎么形容我呢？husba nd:AbcDeFghlJK.丈夫：AbcDeFghIJK.wife:whatdoesthatmea n?妻子：那是什么意思？husba nd:Adorable,beauti

3、ful,cute,delightful,elega nt,fashi on able,gorgeous,an dhot.丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時(shí)髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。wife:Aw,tha nkyou,butwhataboutlJK?妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢？husba nd: I mjustkiddi ng!竭誠(chéng)為您提供優(yōu)質(zhì)文檔/雙擊可除丈夫：開個(gè)玩笑！篇二：短篇英語笑話10則帶翻譯短篇英語笑話10則帶翻譯1goldfish金魚sta n:lw on 92goldfish.Fred:whereareyougo in gtokeepthem?sta

4、 n:l nthebathroom。Fred:butwhatwillyoudowhe ny ouwa nttotakeabath?stan:blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!=斯丹：我贏了92條金魚。弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦？斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！2TheReve nge欺騙的代價(jià)oldFarmerJoh nson wasdy in g.Thefamilywassta ndin garo undhisbed.withalo wvoicehesaidtohiswife:whe nl mdeadIwantyoutomarryfarmerJ on es.

5、wife :no,Ica ntmarrya nyon eafteryou.Johnson:butlwa ntyouto.wife:butwhy ?Joh nson:J oneson cecheatedme inahorsedeal!竭誠(chéng)為您提供優(yōu)質(zhì)文檔/雙擊可除=老農(nóng)約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他 聲音低沉地對(duì)妻子說：“我死后，我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯?！逼拮诱f：“不, 在你死后，我不能嫁給任何人?！奔s翰遜：“但我希望你這么做?！逼?子：“為什么？”約翰遜：“因?yàn)榄偹乖谝还P販馬的交易中欺騙了我。3Ithinkthatlmachicken我想我是一只雞psychiatrist:whatsyo

6、urproblem?patie nt:lth inkl machicke n.psychiatrist:howlo nghasthisbee ngoi ngon?patie nt:evers in ceIwasa negg!=精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服？病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開始的？病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開始。4howdolgetthegumout我怎么把口香糖取出來Distributi ngchew in ggumtothepasse ngers,thestewardessexpla ineditwastok eeptheirearsfrompopp in

7、g.whe nthepla nela nded, oneofthepasse ngersrushed uptohera ndsaid, I mmeetingmywiferightaway.howdolgetthegumoutfrom myears?當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時(shí)候，她解釋說口香糖有助于他們防 止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“我竭誠(chéng)為您提供優(yōu)質(zhì)文檔/雙擊可除馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來 呢？5whereAml我在哪兒Anen glishma nlosthiswaywhilehewasdrivi ngin thecou ntry

8、side.hesawafarmerworki ngin thefield nearby,sohewe ntn eareri nhiscarandaskedthefarmer,ex cuseme,ca ny outellmewherelam?Yes,thefarmerlookedathimstra ngelya n dsaid,youare inyourcar,sir.=一個(gè)英國(guó)人在鄉(xiāng)下開車時(shí)迷了路，他看見一個(gè)農(nóng)民正在附近的地里干 活。于是他就把車開過去問那位農(nóng)民：“勞駕，您能告訴我我現(xiàn)在這 是在哪兒?jiǎn)?？?“可以?！鞭r(nóng)夫奇怪地看了看他，然后說道：“你現(xiàn)在 在你的車子里，先生?！?whydoyo

9、u neverph on eme你為什么不給我打電話？mrsharrislives in asmallvillage.herhusba ndisdead,butshehasoneson .heistwe nty-onean dhis nameisgeoff.heworkedi ntheshop inthevillagea ndlivedwithhi smother,butthe nhegotworki natow nan dwe ntantlivedtherets namewasgree n seatwasquiteal ongwayfromhismothersvillage,a ndshewas no thappyaboutthis,butgeoffsaid,Thereis nta ny goodworkformei nthecou ntry,mother,a ndlcan getalotofm oneyin gree nseaa ndsendyousomeeveryweek.mrsharriswasv erya ngrylasts un day.shegoti natrainan dwe nttohers on shouse in gree nsea.The n竭誠(chéng)為