hitch經(jīng)典臺詞.doc

全民情敵經(jīng)典臺詞.1. 基本原則Basic principles: No woman wakes up sayingGod, I hope I dont get swept off my feet today. Now, she might say,This is a really bad time for me. Or something like, I just need some space. Or something like, I just need some space. Or my personal favoriteIm really into my career right now. You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? Because shes lying to you, thats why. You understand me? Lying. Its not a bad time for her. She doesnt need any space. She may be into her career. but what shes really saying is, Get away from me now. Or possibly, Try harder, stupid. Well, which one is it? 沒有女人起床時會說“希望今天不會有帥哥追我” 她可能會說:“現(xiàn)在時機不太對” 或是這句: “我只是需要一點空間” 或是我最喜歡的“我現(xiàn)在正在全心發(fā)展事業(yè)” 你相信嗎？ 她也不信知道原因嗎？ 因為她在騙你聽懂了嗎？騙你的時機并沒有不對 她也不需要空間她也許專心事業(yè)但她其實是說: “給我滾開” 或是: “再努力點吧，笨蛋” 到底是什麼意思呢？ 2. 60% of all human communication is nonverbal. Body language,30% is your tone. So that means that 90% of what youre saying. aint coming out of your mouth. Of course shell lie to you. Shes a nice person, she doesnt wanna hurt your feelings. What else is she gonna say? She doesnt even know you. Yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us. even a beautiful woman doesnt know what she wants until she sees it. And thats where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. 人類溝通有六成不是靠說話,身體語言,三成靠你說話的音調(diào)那表示你的意思傳達中有九成不是用嘴巴講的,她當(dāng)然會騙你. 她是個好人，她不想傷害你她還能說什麼？她跟你又不熟,還不熟. 很幸運地，和我們一樣就算美女也不知道自己要什麼?這就是我的工作: 我要讓她看清楚 3. Basic principles: No matter what, no matter when, no matter who. any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. Just needs the right broom.任何男人都有機會迷倒任何女人,只要方法正確.4. You cannot use what you do not have. So if youre shy, be shy. If youre outgoing, be outgoing. She may not want the whole truth, but she does want the real you. She may not want to see it all at once, but she does want to see it.你不能運用你沒有的東西,保持自我，害羞的就別裝外向 外向的別裝害羞她不想知道細節(jié)，但她要真正的你,她也許不會想一次搞定 但她想看真正的你5. So tonight, when youre wondering what to say, how you look, or if she likes you. just remember, she is already out with you. That means she said yes when she could have said no. That means she made a plan when she could have just blown you off. So that means it is no longer your job to try to make her like you. It is your job not to mess it up.所以今晚，當(dāng)你在想該講什麼、該穿什麼、或她到底喜不喜歡你時記住，她已經(jīng)跟你約會了. 那表示她在能拒絕時卻答應(yīng)了你, 在她可以躲開你時卻見了你, 這表示你不用再設(shè)法讓她喜歡你, 而是設(shè)法別搞砸一切.6. You is a very fluid concept right now. Listen to what she is saying and respond. In case you didnt go to high school, hitting is a good thing. So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows. ut what個人形象是很具可塑性的,傾聽她說的話，有所回應(yīng). 沒上過高中的可能不知道 來電的感覺很棒.那是怎麼發(fā)生的？永恒的愛？沒人知道.我只能告訴你 愛總是發(fā)生在轉(zhuǎn)眼之間7. One moment, youre enjoying your life. And the next, youre wondering how you ever lived without them.這一刻你還在享受人生,下一刻卻懷疑自己沒有愛會死 8. Three dates is all I need Three dates, and Ill get you here, to the high-stakes medal round.我只需要三次約會三次約會，保證成功 我會讓你達到致勝的關(guān)鍵時刻9. where eight out of 10 women believe that the first kiss. will tell them everything they need to know about the relationship. After that, youre on your own. But always remember. life is not the amount of breaths you take. Its the moments that take your breath away.十個女人之中有八個相信初吻能傳達出兩人關(guān)系的一切.在那之后，一切就靠你自己了, 但是請永遠記住:人生的本質(zhì)不在于你活了多久,而是那些令你怦然心動的時刻 10. Besides, relationships are for people waiting for something better to come along. Spoken like a true cynic. Im not a cynic. Im a realist.感情是給企求美好人生的人談的, 這麼說真酸葡萄不是酸葡萄，是務(wù)實 11. You know what its like getting up every morning feeling hopeless? Feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But at the same time, hoping that she still finds happiness. even if its never gonna be with you? 你知道我每天起床有多難過？感覺就像你的摯愛跟錯了男人, 但你又希望她找到幸福,就算她不是跟你在一起.12. If you want to be taken seriously as an adult, then start taking yourself seriously as an adult. 你想受人尊重 就得尊重自己13. On the one hand, it is very difficult for a man to even speak to someone who looks like you. But on the other hand, should that be your problem? So lifes kind of hard all around. Not if you pay attention.就某方面來說 男人很難, 跟你這種女人攀談,但另一方面 你該面對這些嗎？人生總是有逆境只要多注意點就行14. Im telling you, people search their whole lives trying to find the. Reasons that were here Well, like I always tell my clients: Begin each day as if it were on purpose.我告訴你，人們一輩子都在找尋我們存在的理由。我一向都告訴我的客戶：每一天都要很有目標(biāo)的開始15. people who are guarded are afraid that you can see right through them. Thats why they hide behind layers of secrecy or humor.小心謹(jǐn)慎的人很害怕，人一眼看穿他們，所以他們躲在秘密和幽默之后16. Lets see, what should we toast to? Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink. drink in the moments that take your breath away.我想想，我們該敬什麼？絕不說謊、偷竊、欺騙或喝酒真要說謊，在心愛的人懷中說；真要偷竊，偷那些壞人的東西；真要欺騙，就騙死神 ；真要喝酒，就為心動的時刻暢飲。17. Because thats what people do. They leap and hope to God they can fly. Because otherwise. we just drop like a rock. wondering the whole way