英語演講幽默范文模板

英語演講幽默范文模板第1篇英語演講幽默范文模板第1篇iamflyingtoday,speechistheidealwing,asamiddleschoolstudent,weareinlovefantasy,lovetodream,lovehighlighttheirpersonality,loveandzhangyangusdifferent,wewerenotmistaken,wenowarenotqualitativelyperiodofdevelopment,thereisnoonestandardforustojudgetheirownlifeandvalues.wealwaysletadultsknowthatwecandoityourselftolive,youcansolvetheirownproblems,butwehavesomedependence.lovedaydreaming,perhapstodaywewanttobeateacher,toeducateournewcomers,andperhapstomorrowwewanttobeascientisttoexploreourhumanitytothepresentdonotknowsomeofthemystery,orwehavenowaytoexplainsomephenomena...

wearewillingtoburytherealityofthecrueltyandinjustice,weareourparents,ourelderscouldnotunderstandsomeofthepracticeoflife,wedonotunderstandwhytheyliketodoah.itisourwishtoomuchtooyoungtoburysocialexperience.attitudeoflifewhenwearenotdeep.

downwelovefantasy,lovetodreamofbehavior,weneedtodooneforthepeopleandhumanprogremakeadifference.toouractionstoprovethatwehave!

英語演講幽默范文模板第2篇InsouthChina,thefavoriteandmosttypicaldisheswereniangao,sweetsteamedglutinousrice(糯米)puddingandzongzi(glutinousricewrappedupinreed(蘆葦)leaves),anotherpopulardelicacy.

在南方,喜愛和具代表性的食物是用甜糯米捏成的年糕,另一道受歡迎的美食是用蘆葦包上糯米作成的粽子.

Inthenorth,steamed-wheatbread(mantou)andsmallmeatdumplingswerethepreferredfood.

在北方,饅頭和小甜餃是首選

Thetremendousamountoffoodpreparedatthistimewasmeanttosymbolizeabundanceandwealthforthehousehold

這種時候準備巨量的食品是味了象征家庭的豐饒

英語演講幽默范文模板第3篇ChineseNewYearisthemostimportantfestivityfortheChinesepeople.ItisalsocalledtheSpringFestivalortheLunarNewYear.

Everyyearhasananimal’sname.Theseanimalsaretherat,ox,tiger,rabbit,dragon,snake,horse,ram,monkey,rooster,dogandpig.AChineselegendsaysthatthesetwelveanimalshadarace.Thefirstyearwasnamedaftertherat,thewinner.Theotherelevenyearswerenamedaftertheorderinwhichtheanimalsarrivedintherace.Thecleverratjumpedontotheox’sbackthenattheendjumpedovertheox’sheadtoarrivefirst!

TheChinesebelievethatapersonborninaparticularyearhassomeofthecharacteristicsofanimal.

OnChineseNewYear’sEveallfamilymembersenjoyabig,deliciousisveryimportantfortheChinesetobewiththeirfamiliesonthisisalwayspartofthedinnerbecauseitrepresentsabundance.

OnNewYear’sDayallChinesechildrenwearnewclotheswithbrightisconsideredaluckycolor.ParentsandrelativesgivechildrenthetraditionalNewYear’sgiftcalledluckymoney.Thismoneyisputintobrightredandgoldenvelopes.Fillunderthepillow.inthemorningofnewyear,thekidwakesuptoseethe“l(fā)uckymoney”,expressthatoneselfbecomeoneyearolder.Redisatraditionalcolorforfestivals,celebrations,weddingsandbirthdays.

Theliondancersarealwayspartofthefestivities.Thelionhasabigheadandlongbodymadeofcloth.Theliondanceisaccompaniedbydrums,cymbalsandnoisyfirecrackers.Accordingtoancienttraditionsthegreatnoisefrightensawayevilspirits.

ThedragonisthemostimportantfigureoftheChineseNewYearfestivitiesandparades.Thedragonisconsideredaluckyfigure.Aparadedragoncanbe20to30meterslong!Sixtyormoremenmoveunderalongcloththatrepresentsthedragon’stail.

DuringtheparadechildrenrepresenttheanimalsoftheChinesearealsoacrobatsandmusiciansinbeautifulcostumes.

HappyNewYear!

英語演講幽默范文模板第4篇loveyourmother

愛你的母親

whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?

你為什么哭?一個小男孩問他的媽媽.

^v^becausei'mawoman,^v^shetoldhim.

因為我是女人,她告訴他.

^v^idon'tunderstand,^v^hesaid.

我不明白.他回答

hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,

^v^andyouneverwill,butthat's.^v^.......

媽媽擁抱了他說,^v^你永遠也不會明白,但沒關系...^v^

laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,

^v^whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?^v^.

后來小男孩問他的父親^v^媽媽為什么似乎在無緣無故的哭泣?^v^

^v^allwomencryfornoreason,^v^wasallhisdadcouldsay......

^v^所有的女人都會常常沒有原因地哭泣^v^,這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...

thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,

stillwonderingwhywomencry.

等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時候,

他仍然奇怪媽媽為什么哭.

finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heasked^v^god,whydowomencrysoeasily?^v^

最后他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問^v^上帝,為什么女人容易哭泣?^v^

godanswered......

上帝回答:

^v^whenimadewoman,

idecidedshehadtobespecial.

imadehershoulders

strongenoughtocarry

theweightoftheworld,yet,

madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivecomfort...

^v^當我創(chuàng)造女人的時候,

我決定把她造的很特別,

我讓她的雙肩強壯的足以能夠承擔整個世界,但是,

卻讓她的雙臂溫柔的足夠去安慰他人...

igavehertheinnerstrength

toendurechildbirth

andtherejection

thatmanytimeswillcome

evenfromherownchildren.

我給她內(nèi)在的力量去忍受生產(chǎn)的劇痛,

也讓她有勇氣承受無數(shù)的傷害,

甚至這些傷害有時會來自于自己的孩子...

igaveherahardness

thatallowsher

tokeepgoingandtakecare

ofherfamilyandfriends,

evenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,throughsicknessandfatiguewithout

complaining....

我給她頑強,讓她能夠不斷地前進,

并且照顧自己的家人和朋友,

甚至當每個人都放棄的時候,

她卻能夠堅強地在疾病和勞累之時毫無怨言...

igaveherthesensitivitytoloveherchildrenunderanyandallcircumstances.evenwhenherchildhashurtherbadly....

shehastheveryspecialpowertomakeachild'sboo-boofeelbetterandtoquellateenager'sanxietiesandfears....

我給她內(nèi)心的敏感,讓她在任何環(huán)境下都深愛著自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時候...

她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時候感到安慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼...

igaveherstrengthtocareforherhusband,despitefaults

andifashionedherfromhisribtoprotecthisheart....

我給她力量關心她的丈夫，盡管他會犯錯.我用男人的肋骨創(chuàng)造了女人，使女人可以保護男人的心臟...

igaveherwisdomtoknowthatagoodhusbandneverhurtshiswife,butsometimestestsherstrengthsandherresolvetostandbesidehimunfalteringly....

英語演講幽默范文模板第5篇Earnenglishnotonlybecauseofitsimportanceanditsusefulness,butalsobecauseofmyloveforilearnenglish,icanfeeladifferentwayofthinkingwhichgivesmemoreroomtotouchtheireadenglishnovels,icanfeelthepleasurefromthebookwhichisdifferentfromreadingtheispeakenglish,icanfeeltheconfidentfrommyiwriteenglish,icanseethebeautywhichisnotthesameasourchinese...

Iloveenglish,itgivesmeacolorfulhopeicantravelaroundtheworldoneday.withmygoodenglish,icanmakefriendswithmanypeoplefromdifferentcanseemanyplacesofgreatdreamthaticangotolondon,becauseitisthebirthplaceofenglish.

Ialsowanttousemygoodenglishtointroduceourgreatplacestotheenglishspokenpeople,ihopethattheycanloveourcountrylikeus.

Iknow,romewasnotbuiltinaday.ibelievethataftercontinuoushardstudy,onedayicanspeakenglishverywell.ifyouwanttobeloved,youshouldlearntoloveandbelovable.soibelieveasiloveenglisheveryday,itwilllovemetoo.

Iamsurethatiwillrealizemydreamoneday!

Thankyou!

英語演講幽默范文模板第6篇Goodmorningeveryone!

MynameisJieLidi.Today,mytopicis:“Confidence”.Asweallknow,failureisthemotherofsuccess.ButWhatIwanttosayisthatsuccessisthechildofconfidence.Withoutconfidence,thingscanbecom#enegativeanduncom#fortable.Iremember,duringanEnglishclass,Iwantedtomakeasentenceusingtheword^v^listen^v^.Ishouldhavesaid:^v^IlistentotheVoiceofAmerica^v^butIwastoonervousandsaid^v^IlistentotheNoiseofAmerica^v^.Everybodyintheclasslaughed.SincethenIwantedtotrainmyselftobeconfident.Now,confidencemakesmebraveandcourageous.Takethisspeechforexample.Iwantedtoenterthiscom#petition,butIwouldfeelveryembarrassedifImademistakes.Justthen,Ithoughtaboutmydream.Mydreamistobecom#eascientistwhenIgrowup.IfIamnotconfident,howcanIovercom#edifficultiesIface?IfIamnotconfident,howcanIsucceedindevelopingmyselfinthefuture?Iwilldoit!Today,IammakingaspeechinpublicandIfeelproudandconfident!

Iamsure,inthefuture,withconfidence,Iwillgoforward-alwaysforward.Confidencewillmakemydreamscom#etrue!

Thankyou!

英語演講幽默范文模板第7篇WhentheteacherasksmethequestionofwhatdoIwanttobeinthefuture,Iwouldtellhimwithouthesitationthatbeingateacherisalwaysmydream.Thisismyidealjob,becausethecontributionthatIcanmakebringsmethegreatesthappiness.Ilikereadingbookssomuch.EverytimewhenIlearnsomethingnewandinteresting,I'dliketosharewithmyfriends.Beingateacher,Iwillpassthepositiveinformationtomystudentsandguidethemtobebetterpersons.Formyidealjob,Imuststudyhard.Successdoesn'tcomeeasy.Ineedtomakegreatprogress.

當老師問我未來想做什么的時候，我會毫不猶豫地告訴他，我的夢想是成為一名老師。這是我的理想工作，因為作為一名教師所做出的貢獻可以給我?guī)碜畲蟮男腋?。我喜歡閱讀，每次學習到新知識和有趣的東西時，我就想與我的朋友分享。成為一名老師，我會將這些積極的信息傳遞給我的學生，引導他們成為更好的人。為了我的理想工作，我必須努力學習。成功來之不易，我需要取得更大的進步。

英語演講幽默范文模板第8篇Mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.Mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.Onedayafaircametothenearbytown.

^v^Let’sgotothefair,Matt,^v^hiswifesaid.^v^Wehaven’tbeenanywhereforalongtime.^v^

Mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.Atlasthesaid,^v^Allright,butI’mnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.We’lllookatthings,butwewon’tbuyanything.^v^

Theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.ThereweremanythingsMatt’swifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.

Then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane.

^v^Funflights!^v^thenoticesaid,^v^$$10for10minutes.

Matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.However,hedidn’twanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell.

^v^I’veonlygot$$10,^v^hetoldthepilot.^v^Canmywifecomewithmeforfree?^v^Thepilotwasn’tsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,^v^I’llmakeabargainwithyou.Ifyourwifedoesn’tscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight.^v^

Mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.

Thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.Atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.

Whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,^v^0.K.yourwifedidn’tmakeasound.Shecanhaveherridefree.^v^

^v^Thankyou,^v^Mattsaid.^v^Itwasn’teasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout.^v^

看完“幽默英語演講稿3篇”的人還看：

英語演講幽默范文模板第9篇Mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.Mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.Onedayafaircametothenearbytown.

^v^Let’sgotothefair,Matt,^v^hiswifesaid.^v^Wehaven’tbeenanywhereforalongtime.^v^

Mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.Atlasthesaid,^v^Allright,butI’mnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.We’lllookatthings,butwewon’tbuyanything.^v^

Theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.ThereweremanythingsMatt’swifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.

Then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane.

^v^Funflights!^v^thenoticesaid,^v^$$10for10minutes.

Matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.However,hedidn’twanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell.

^v^I’veonlygot$$10,^v^hetoldthepilot.^v^Canmywifecomewithmeforfree?^v^Thepilotwasn’tsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,^v^I’llmakeabargainwithyou.Ifyourwifedoesn’tscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight.^v^

Mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.

Thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.Atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.

Whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,^v^0.K.yourwifedidn’tmakeasound.Shecanhaveherridefree.^v^

^v^Thankyou,^v^Mattsaid.^v^Itwasn’teasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout.^v^

英語演講幽默范文模板第10篇AfriendofminenamedPaulreceivedanautomobilefromhisbrotherasaChristmaspresent.OnChristmasEvewhenPaulcameoutofhisoffice,astreeturchinwaswalkingaroundtheshinynewcar,admiringit.

^v^Isthisyourcar,Mister?^v^hesaid.

Paulnodded.^v^MybrothergaveittomeforChristmas.^v^Theboywasastounded.^v^Youmeanyourbrothergaveittoyouanditdidn’tcostyounothing?Boy,Iwish...^v^Hehesitated.

OfcoursePaulknewwhathewasgoingtowishfor.Hewasgoingtowishhehadabrotherlikethat.ButwhattheladsaidjarredPaulallthewaydowntohisheels.

^v^Iwish,^v^theboywenton,^v^ThatIcouldbeabrother

likethat.^v^

Paullookedattheboyinastonishment,thenimpulsivelyheadded,^v^Wouldyouliketotakearideinmycar?^v^

^v^Ohyes,Idlovethat.^v^

Afterashortride,theboyturnedwithhiseyesaglow,said,^v^Mister,wouldyouminddrivinginfrontofmyhouse?^v^

Paulsmiledalittle.Hethoughtheknewwhattheladwanted.Hewantedtoshowhisneighborsthathecouldridehomeinabigautomobile.ButPaulwaswrongagain.^v^Willyoustopwherethosetwostepsare?^v^theboyasked.

Heranupthesteps.TheninalittlewhilePaulheardhimcomingback,buthewasnotcomingfast.Hewascarryinghislittlecrippledbrother.Hesathimdownonthebottomstep,thensortofsqueezedupagainsthimandpointedtothecar.

^v^Theresheis,Buddy,justlikeItoldyouupstairs.HisbrothergaveittohimforChristmasanditdidn’tcosthimacent.AndsomedayImgonnagiveyouonejustlikeit...thenyoucanseeforyourselfalltheprettythingsintheChristmaswindowsthatIvebeentryingtotellyouabout.^v^

Paulgotoutandliftedtheladtothefrontseatofhiscar.Theshining-eyedolderbrotherclimbedinbesidehimandthethreeofthembeganamemorableholidayride.ThatChristmasEve,PaullearnedwhatJesusmeantwhenhesaid:^v^Itismoreblessedtogive...^v^

內(nèi)容：

哥哥的心愿

圣誕節(jié)時，保羅的哥哥送他一輛新車。圣誕節(jié)當天，保羅離開辦公室時，一個男孩繞著那輛閃閃發(fā)亮的新車，十分贊嘆地問：

^v^先生，這是你的車?^v^

保羅點點頭：^v^這是我哥哥送給我的圣誕節(jié)禮物。^v^男孩滿臉驚訝，支支吾吾地說：^v^你是說這是你哥送的禮物，沒花你一分錢?天哪，我真希望也能……^v^

保羅當然知道男孩他真想希望什么。他希望能有一個象那樣的哥哥。但是小男孩接下來說的話卻完全出乎了保羅的意料。

^v^我希望自己能成為送車給弟弟的哥哥。^v^男孩繼續(xù)說。

保羅驚愕地看著那男孩，沖口而出地說：^v^你要不要坐我的車去兜風?^v^

^v^哦，當然好了，我太想坐了!^v^

車開了一小段路后，那孩子轉過頭來，眼睛閃閃發(fā)亮，對我說：^v^先生，你能不能把車子開到我家門前?^v^

保羅微笑，他知道孩子想干什么。那男孩必定是要向鄰居炫耀，讓大家知道他坐了一部大轎車回家。但是這次保羅又猜錯了。^v^你能不能把車子停在那兩個臺階前?^v^男孩要求道。

男孩跑上了階梯，過了一會兒保羅聽到他回來了，但動作似乎有些緩慢。原來把他跛腳的弟弟帶出來了，將他安置在第一個臺階上，緊緊地抱著他，指著那輛新車。

只聽那男孩告訴弟弟：^v^你看，這就是我剛才在樓上對你說的那輛新車。這是保羅他哥哥送給他的哦!將來我也會送給你一輛像這樣的車，到那時候你就能自己去看那些在圣誕節(jié)時，掛窗口上的`漂亮飾品了，就象我告訴過你的那樣。^v^

保羅走下車子，把跛腳男孩抱到車子的前座。興奮得滿眼放光的哥哥也爬上車子，坐在弟弟的身旁。就這樣他們?nèi)碎_始一次令人難忘的假日兜風。

那個圣誕夜，保羅才真正體會主耶穌所說的^v^施比受更有福^v^的道理。

英語演講幽默范文模板第11篇Thehoursofawisemanarelengthenedbyhisideasasthoseofafoolarebyhispassions.Thetimeoftheoneislong,becausehedoesnotknowwhattodowithit;asisthatoftheother,becausehedistinguisheseverymomentofitwithusefuloramusingthoughts,orinotherwords,becausetheoneisalwayswishingitaway,andtheotheralwaysenjoyingit.

Howdifferentistheviewofpastlife,inthemanwhoisgrownoldinknowledgeandwisdom,fromthatofhimwhoisgrowninignoranceandfolly?Thelatterisliketheownerofabarrencountry,thatfillshiseyewiththe[1]prospectofnakedhillsandplains,whichproducenothingeitherprofitableor[2]ornamental;theother[3]beholdsabeautifulandspaciouslandscape,dividedintodelightfulgardens,greenmeadows,fruitfulfields,andcanscarce[4]casthiseyeuponasinglespotofhispossessions,thatisnotcoveredwithsomebeautifulplantorflower.

英語演講幽默范文模板第12篇Goodmorning/afternoon!

Firstthingfirst,Igottasay,wow,itsfunnythingtobegivenachancelikebetold,IreallygotalittlebitnervousbeforeIstandrighthere,socalledstageyoulookspecificallyonme.Youmayfindmyhandsshaking,prettyassemblestheguywhosufferedfromPakinsonsdisease,andlegswobbling,likeIcaughtso-calledballleg.Okay,letsstopgoingaroundthebushandgetbacktomytopicreallyliketotalkafunnystoryIhavejustheard.

AladycalledLucyemigratedtoUnitedStatesseveralyearsspokenEnglishisnotthatfluent.Andoneday,sheisjustsittingonthecouchwithhisfriendsMandywatchingSit-Com.

AnoiseofbumphadtheattentionofMandy,whichledhertogooutofthehousetryingtofigureoutwhathadyouimaginethatMandygostraightoutwithmerelyaLucyshoutedather,^v^Lucy,turnyourclotheson.^v^Whatsuprisedhermost,beyondherwildestimagination,isthatalmostallthemaleinthiscountrytooktheirheadoutofthemadeamistakehere.

ThewordspittedmeansMandyistotallynakedtothereasonthatmalelookedoutoftherightsentenceshallbe,^v^putyourclothingon.^v^Thestoryinspiresyoutotakeacarefullookonthevastdifferencebetweeneasternandwesternculture.

Thatsfullofit,thankyouforyourtime!

英語演講幽默范文模板第13篇Icanneverforgetthesummerin1996.IwentthroughanextremityofdespairduetomyfailureintheNationalCollegeEntranceExamination.Itseemedthatmydreamofbeingauniversitystudentwouldnevercometrue.OneeveningmyfathercameandtoldmethestoryofStevenCallahan,whowascrossingtheAtlanticaloneinhissailboatwhenitstrucksomethingandwasamiraclethathesurvivedandwasfound76dayslater(thelongestanyonehassurvivedashipwreckonaliferaftalone).Laterinhisnarrativehewrotethesesentences“ItellmyselfIcanhandleit.ComparedtowhatothershavebeenthroughI’mfortunate”.

HearingthesesentencesIfeltsomethingimportantstruckme.Ibelivedmylifewouldmotbethatbadanditwasprovedtobetrue.LaterduringmystudyintheuniversityIalwaystoldmyself“Icanhandleit”whenmyowngoalsseemedfarofforwhenmyproblemsseemedtoooverwhelmingandeverytimeIsaidit,Ialwayscamebacktomysenses.

NowIworkasanEnglishteacherinamiddleschool.Whenevermystudentscomplainabouttheirdifficultiesinstudyorwanttogiveup,IwilltellthesamestoryofCallahantothem.Ijustwanttomakethembelievetheycanhandletheirdifficultiesbecausetheircircumstancesareonlybadcomparedtosomethingbetter.Butothershavebeenthroughmuchworse.Thentheywillbuildupfortitude.

Sohere,comingtousfromtheextremeedgeofsurvival,arewordsthatcangiveusstrength.Whateveryou’regoingthrough,tellyourselfyoucanhandleit.Comparedtowhatothershavebeenthrough,you’refortunate.Tellthistoyourselfoverandover,anditwillhelpyougetthroughtheroughspotswithlittlemorefortitude.

我永生難忘1996年的夏天。由于我在高考中的失利，我感到了極度的失望，我要成為一名大學生的夢想似乎是無法實現(xiàn)了。一天傍晚，我的父親來給我講了一個關于史蒂文·卡拉漢的故事，史蒂文獨自駕駛著帆船橫渡大西洋，途中船遇難下沉，但是他卻活了下來并在76天后被人發(fā)現(xiàn)。(他是世界上遇海灘在救生艇中存活最長時間的人了)。后來卡拉漢在他的敘述中寫到“我告訴自己一定可以挺過去的，跟別人的遭遇相比，我已經(jīng)算是幸運的了”。

聽了這些話，我被深深地震撼了，我相信我的生活不會太差而事實也證明了這一點，后來我得到了進入大學學習的機會，在大學學習期間，當我覺得自己的目標似乎遙不可及或者我遇到了似乎無法解決的問題時，我就勉勵自己說“我能挺過去的”而每每念及這句話，我總能有所醒悟。

現(xiàn)在我在一所中學教英語，每當學生們報怨學習的困難或是想放棄時，我就給他們講卡拉漢的故事，我就是想讓他們相信他們可以從困難中挺過去的，因為困境都是相對而言的，有些人比我們更不幸，然后他們就會在自己心中建立起永不放棄的信念。

從這個大難不死的故事中，我們學到了能給予我們勇氣與力量的話語，無論你遭遇了什么，都要對你自己說：一定能挺過去的。與其他人的不幸相比，你已經(jīng)算是很幸運了，要一遍一遍地用此話鼓勵自己，這個信念會使你更有信心渡過難關。

英語演講幽默范文模板第14篇Alongtimeago,therewasahugeappletree.Alittleboylovedtocomeandplayarounditeveryday.Heclimbedtothetreetop,atetheapples,tookanapundertheshadow…Helovedthetreeandthetreelovedtoplaywithhim.

Timewentby…Thelittleboyhadgrownupandhenolongerplayedaroundthetree.

Oneday,theboycamebacktothetreeandlookedsad.“Comeandplaywithme,”thetreeaskedtheboy.

“Iamnolongerakid,Idon’tplayaroundtreesanymore.”Theboyreplied,“Iwanttoys.Ineedmoneytobuythem.”“Sorry,butIdon’thavemoney…butyoucanpickallmyapplesandsellthem.So,youwillhavemoney.”Theboywassoexcited.Hepickedalltheapplesonthetreeandlefthappily.Theboydidn’tcomebackafterhepickedtheapples.Thetreewassad.

Oneday,theboyreturnedandthetreewassoexcited.“Comeandplaywithme.”Thetreesaid.“Idon’thavetimetoplay.Ihavetoworkformyfamily.Weneedahouseforshelter.Canyouhelpme?”“Sorry,butIdon’thaveahouse.Butyoucancutoffmybranchestobuildyourhouse.”Sotheboycutallthebranchesofthetreeandlefthappily.

Thetreewasgladtoseehimhappybuttheboydidn’tappearsincethen.Thetreewasagainlonelyandsad.Onehotsummerday,theboyreturnedandthetreewasdelighted.“Comeandplaywithme!”thetreesaid.

“Iamsadandgettingold.Iwanttogosailingtorelaxmyself.Canyougivemeaboat?”“Usemytrunktobuildtheboat.Youcansailandbehappy.”Sotheboycutthetreetrunktomakeaboat.Hewentsailinganddidnotshowupforalongtime.

Finally,theboyreturnedafterheleftforsomanyyears.“Sorry,myboy.ButIdon’thaveanythingforyouanymore.Nomoreapplesforyou.”thetreesaid.“Idon’thaveteethtobite.”Theboyreplied.“Nomoretrunkforyoutoclimbon.”“Iamtoooldforthatnow.”theboysaid.“Ireallywanttogiveyousomething…theonlythingleftismydyingroots.”Thetreesaidwithtears.“Idon’tneedmuchnow,justaplacetorest.Iamtiredafteralltheseyears.”Theboyreplied.“Good!Oldtreerootsarethebestplacetoleanonandrest.Comehere,pleasesitdownwithmeandhavearest.”Theboysatdownandthetreewasgladandsmiledwithtears…

Thisisastoryofeveryone.Thetreeisourparent.Whenwewereyoung,welovedtoplaywithMomandDad…Whenwegrowup,weleavethem,andonlycometothemwhenweneedsomethingorwhenweareintrouble.Nomatterwhat,parentswillalwaysbethereandgiveeverythingtheycouldtomakeyouhappy.Youmaythinkthattheboyiscrueltothetreebutthat'showallofusaretreatingourparents.

翻譯如下：

很久以前有一棵蘋果樹。一個小男孩每天都喜歡來到樹旁玩耍。他爬到樹頂，吃蘋果，在樹蔭里打盹……他愛這棵樹，樹也愛和他一起玩。

隨著時間的流逝，小男孩長大了。他不再到樹旁玩耍了。

一天，男孩回到樹旁，看起來很悲傷?！皝砗臀彝姘?”樹說。

“我不再是小孩了，我不會再到樹下玩耍了?！蹦泻⒋鸬?，“我想要玩具，我需要錢來買?！?/p>

“很遺憾，我沒有錢……但是你可以采摘我的所有蘋果拿去賣。這樣你就有錢了?！蹦泻⒑芘d奮。他摘掉樹上所有的蘋果，然后高興地離開了。自從那以后男孩沒有回來。樹很傷心。

一天，男孩回來了，樹非常興奮?！皝砗臀彝姘??！睒湔f?！拔覜]有時間玩。我得為我的家庭工作。我們需要一個房子來遮風擋雨，你能幫我嗎?”很遺憾，我沒有房子。但是，你可以砍下我的樹枝來建房?！耙虼?，男孩砍下所有的樹枝，高高興興地離開了。

看到他高興，樹也很高興。但是，自從那時起男孩沒再出現(xiàn)，樹有孤獨，傷心起來。

突然，在一個夏日，男孩回到樹旁，樹很高興?！皝砗臀彝姘?”樹說。

“我很傷心，我開始老了。我想去航海放松自己。你能不能給我一條船?”“用我的樹干去造一條船，你就能航海了，你會高興的?！庇谑?，男孩砍倒樹干去造船。他航海去了，很長一段時間未露面。

許多年后男孩終于回來了?！昂苓z憾，我的孩子，我再也沒有任何東西可以給你了。沒有蘋果給你……”樹說。“我沒有牙齒啃?！蹦泻⒋鸬??！皼]有樹干供你爬?！薄艾F(xiàn)在我老了，爬不上去了?！蹦泻⒄f?！拔艺娴南氚岩磺卸冀o你……我唯一剩下的東西是快要死去的樹墩?！睒浜蹨I說?！艾F(xiàn)在，我不需要什么東西，只需要一個地方來休息。經(jīng)過了這些年我太累了?！蹦泻⒋鸬健！疤昧?老樹墩就是倚著休息的最好地方。過來，和我一起坐下休息吧?！蹦泻⒆铝?，樹很高興，含淚而笑……

這是一個發(fā)生在每一個人身上的故事。那棵樹就像我們的父母。我們小的時候，喜歡和爸爸媽媽玩……長大后，便離開他們，只有在我們需要父母親，或是遇到了困難的時候，才會回去找他們。盡管如此，父母卻總是有求必應，為了我們的幸福，無私地奉獻自己的一切。你也許覺得那個男孩很殘忍，但我們何嘗不是這樣呢?

英語演講幽默范文模板第15篇Asweallknow,^v^Failureisthemotherofsuccess.^v^Butfewpeoplecanreallyunderstandwhatthesayingmeans.Intheworld,Iamsurethatnoonedaresayhehasn'tmetanytroubleallhislife.Sowemustfacefailure.Infact,failureisnotfearful,butimportantthingishowtofaceitcorrectly.

Facingfailure,peoplewillnevertaketheirfatelyingwilltrytheirbesttoworkharderandharderuntilatlasttheysucceed.

Notbeingcourageoustofacesetbacks,peoplehavenochancetoenjoythepleasureofsuccess.Sotheyhavenothingtodobutfeelsadandemptyalldayandallnight.Infact,theylosethechanceofsuccethemselves.

Myfriend,wheneverintrouble,pleaseremember,^v^Failureisthemotherofsuccess.^v^youcandoit!youcouldbetheone!whatevertroubleyoumethowterribleitwas,youjustthinkthatallwillbeallright,thereisnothingsisimportanceinthebelieveyouoftencomplainoftheterriblethigsyousuffeinthetrouble,soyoucannothappyandhaveayourlife'sgolfwillbenotlifewon'tmusthavethesurelymind,anddoitbytheplan.nobodydontlikeconfidentpeople,themostimportancepointisyouhaveit,everythingyoudoitwillbesucceful!

英語演講幽默范文模板第16篇Goodevening,LadiesandGentlemen:

Thankyouverymuchforchoosingtocomeinsuchacoldmytopicisaboutchoiceandresearchshowsthatamanhastomake73choicesonesomanychoicesoneday,peopleeasilygetsoconfusedandafraidofmakingwrongchoicethattheyhesitateandfinallymissthetruepartoflife.Inmyopinion,thefollowingpartisofmuchmoreimportancethanthechoice.Thereisnoabsoluterightorwrongchoicebutwonderfulorboringlife,whichtheprocessmakesthedifference.Lifeisaboxofchocolate,youneverknowwhatyouwillget.ForrestGumpmadenodecisionbyandforhimselfbutheaccomplishedgreatsuccesswithhisstrongwillintheprocess.Theprocessisnottheroaditselfbuttheattitudesandfeelings,thecaution,courageandpersistancewehaveasweencounternewexperienceandunexpectedobstacles.Takemyselfasanexample,IchangedmymajorwhenIbecameapostgraduate.Afterthechoice,dayshavebeenharshforcannotunderstandthenewlessonsatall.FortheyarecloselyrelatedtomathmaticswhichIlearnednothingaboutbefore.Howeverwuththebeliefthatthisisthegreatchanceformetoexperiencenewideasandchallengemyself,Ipersisted.Iaskedforhelpfromeverychannelandreorgonizedmylife.GraduallyIcouldunderstandsomepartsandevenfoundmaths,Ilearnedtoactinsteadofcomplaining.Inretrospect,thechoiceleftnotraceinmymindbutthehappinessandbitternessofthepastfourmonthsbecomesanunforgetableexperienceinmylife.

NOmatterwhatthechoiceis,enjoytheprocess.Intheprocess,yourpotentialwillbeinspiredandnewdiscoveries,improvementandprogresswillcometoyou.Thesearethemostbeautifulsceneriesandonlyonthewaycanyouseemakeyourlifecolorful.

ThereisnoneedandIdonnotwanttojudgewhetheritrightorwrongformetobehere,butIcongratulatetomyselfforIgainaandenjoythisfantasticexperience.Somydearfriends,neverworryaboutyourchoiceandenjoytheprocess.Iamsureyouwillgetsomethingnewandinterstingtonightafteryouchosetocomehere.Thankyou!

翻譯：晚上好,女士們,先生們:非常感謝您選擇在這樣一個寒冷的夜晚。今天我的話題是關于選擇和過程。一個研究表明,一個人必須選擇73一天。有這么多選擇一天,人容易困惑和害怕犯錯誤的選擇,他們猶豫,最后錯過了真正的生活的一部分。在我看來,下面的部分是比選擇更重要。沒有絕對正確或錯誤的選擇但精彩或枯燥的生活,這一過程的區(qū)別。生活是一盒巧克力,你永遠不知道你會得到什么。阿甘為自己做出任何決定,但他用堅強的意志完成了巨大的成功。

過程不是道路本身,而是態(tài)度和感受,謹慎,勇氣和持久性我們當我們遇到新的經(jīng)歷和意想不到的障礙。以我自己為例,我改變了我的專業(yè)當我成為一個研究生。在選擇之后,天已經(jīng)嚴厲的對我來說。我無法理解新課程。因為他們是密切相關的數(shù)學,我學到了什么。然而wuth相信,這對我來說是偉大的機會去體驗新的想法和挑戰(zhàn)我自己,我依然存在。我要求幫助從每個通道和reorgonized我的生活。逐漸我可以理解一些地區(qū)甚至發(fā)現(xiàn)數(shù)學有趣。此外,我學會了行動,而不是抱怨。

回想起來,選擇沒有留下任何痕跡在我的腦海里,但幸福和痛苦過去的四個月成為一個難忘的經(jīng)歷在我的生命中。無論選擇什么,享受這個過程。在這個過程中,將激發(fā)你的潛力和新發(fā)現(xiàn),改進和進步必到你們這里來。這些都是最美麗的風景在路上,只有你能看到它。這些讓你的生活豐富多彩。沒有必要,我不想來判斷是否對還是錯我在這里,但是我對自己祝賀我獲得和享受這美妙的體驗。所以親愛的朋友,永遠不會擔心你的選擇和享受這個過程。我相信你會得到一些新的和有趣今晚在你選擇來這里。謝謝你們!

英語演講幽默范文模板第17篇Goodmorningteachersandfellowstudents.Todaywewouldliketointroduceafewfavoritebookstoyou.

Myfavoritebookis(Italian:Cuore).ThisisadiarywrittenbyanItalianboyEnrico.Thediaryisabouthislifeandstudy.ItincludedvarioustouchingstoriesthathappenedaroundEnrico,themottostaug