愚人節(jié)英語笑話

第第頁愚人節(jié)英語笑話

愚人節(jié)英語笑話篇1

1.whyarepeopletiredonaprilfoolsday?(愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌７?)

答：becausetheyhavejusthadalongmarch.(由于他們剛過了長長的三月。march三月;行軍)

2.whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?(老鼠可怕什么天氣?)

答：whenitsrainingcatsanddogs.(下大雨。raincatsanddogs下大雨)

3.whendodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?(狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)

答：whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea跳蚤fleamarket舊貨市場)

4.whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”?(哪個問題永久不能回答“是的”?)

答：areyouasleep?(你睡著了嗎)

5.whattreeisalwaysverysad?(那種樹總是很難過?)

答：weepingwillow.(垂柳weep哭泣willow柳樹)

6.whencanyougetwaterwithanet?(什么時候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

答：whenwateristurnedintoice.(當水結成冰時)

7.whyisthepigalwayseating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

答：hesmakingahogofhimself.它想成為一只肉豬。

8.whatsthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最長的單詞是什么?

答：smiles.becausetheresamilebetweentheletters.微笑。由于兩個字母s中間隔了一里。

9.whatquestionisthattowhichyoumustalwaysansweryes?什么問題你只能回答“yes”?

答：whatdoesy-e-sspell?(當別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.wherewereyouwhenthepowerwascutoff?當停電的時候你在哪?

答：inthedarkness.在黑暗中

愚人節(jié)英語笑話篇2

1、-Whatthedayisittoday?

-TodayisAprilfoolsday.

-Oh!youarewrongtodayisMarchthe31th.Ifyoudontbelievemepleasepickupthecalendar.

-Oh!itisreallyAprilfoolsday.

-Haha!youwerecheated!

-今日是星期幾？

-今日是四月愚人節(jié)。

-哦！你錯了，今日是三月三十一日。假如你不相信我，請拿起日歷。

-哦！這真的是四月愚人節(jié)。

-哈哈！你被騙了！

2、BestwishesandIbelieveyourEnglishwillbebetterandbetter!

最好的祝福，我相信你的英語會越來越好！

3、Ayoungblindboyisbeingtuckedintobedbyhismother.ThemomsaysNowBilly,prayreallyhardtonightandtomorrow,yourwishwillcometrue!.Billysays,Ok,mommy.andgoestosleep.thene*tmorning,BillywakesupandscreamsMOMMY!Imstillblind,mywishdidntcometrue!.Themomanswered,Iknow-AprilFools!

一個雙目失明的小男孩正被媽媽抱上床。媽媽說：“現(xiàn)在，比利，今晚和明天都要好好祈禱，你的愿望會實現(xiàn)的.！”比利說：“好的，媽媽，”然后去睡覺。第二天早上，比利醒來尖叫著：“媽咪！”！我還是瞎了眼，我的愿望沒有實現(xiàn)！媽媽回答說：“我知道——四月傻瓜！”

4、Wifetalkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):IwishIwereanewspapersoIllbeinyourhandsallday.

Husband:Iwishthattoo,soIcouldchangeyoudaily.

妻子對丈夫〔成天看報紙〕說：我盼望我是一份報紙，所以我成天都在你手里。

丈夫：我也盼望如此，這樣我就可以每天換你了。

5、Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?Thefatherreplied:Idontknowson.Imstillpaying!

一個小男孩問他的父親：爸爸，結婚要花多少錢？父親回答說：我不知道兒子。我還在付錢！

6、Atmidnightfathersawthathismarriedsonleavinghome...Heaskshim:whatareyoudoing?

Thesonreplied:DadIamfedupwithmylife!Mynewlymarriageisnotgoingwell,mywifeandmymomkeepfightingwitheachother!Ihavetopaybillsformyin-laws,andIhatethislife!Iwanttogofarfromhere,Iwanttotasteeveryjoyoflife,andIwanttohaveeveryfunoflife!

Fathersaid:Wait!Iamcomingwithyou.

半夜，父親看到他已婚的兒子離家出走了…他問他：你在干什么？

兒子回答：爸爸，我受夠了我的生活！我的新婚生活不太順當，我妻子和我媽媽一貫在打架！我得為我的親家付賬，我厭煩這種生活！我想遠離這里，我想品嘗生活中的每一種樂趣，我想享受生活的樂趣！

父親說：等等！我和你一起去。

7、AwomangoestoEnglandtoattenda2-weekcompanytrainingsession.Herhusbanddriveshertotheairportandwisheshertohaveagoodtrip.

Thewifeanswered:Thankyouhoney,whatwouldyoulikemetobringforyou?

Thehusbandlaughedandsaid:AnEnglishgirl!

Thewomankeptquietandleft.Twoweekslaterhepickedherupintheairportandasked:Sohoney,howwasthetrip?

Thewife:Verygood,thankyou.

Thehusband:And,whathappenedtomypresent?

Thewife:Whichpresent?

Thehusband:WhatIaskedfor:theEnglishgirl?

Thewife:Oh,that!Well,IdidwhatIcould;nowwehavetowaitafewmonthstoseeifit’sagirl!

一個女人去英國參與一個為期兩周的公司培訓會議