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TheOneWhereRossFinds207發(fā)現(xiàn)對(duì)他有意發(fā)現(xiàn)自己發(fā)福，答應(yīng)讓當(dāng)私人成效顯著，當(dāng)太較真了，開(kāi)始恨起她來(lái)和一個(gè)她真心喜歡的，但他們遲遲沒(méi)有更進(jìn)一步的關(guān)系，使她困惑不已和計(jì)劃合養(yǎng)一只貓重新開(kāi)始和別的但整個(gè)晚上她都在為和的事傷心，借酒澆愁酩酊大醉的 給留言說(shuō)，她已忘了他第二天早晨，在家 留言面對(duì)這突如其來(lái)的告白，顯然無(wú)法應(yīng)對(duì)，落荒而逃后來(lái)兩人對(duì)吵，說(shuō)太晚了我都已經(jīng)有了；并再次離開(kāi)不過(guò)他最終還是回到身邊，還2.07TheOneWhereRossFindsChandlerrealizeshe'sputonsomeweight,soheagreestoletMonicabehis fitnesstrainer.Theresultsaregreat,butMonicaisabittoointenseforChandler'sPhoebe'sdatingaguyshereallylikes,butisperplexedthattheyhaven'thadRossandJulientogetacatRachelhasherfirstrealdatesincefindingoutaboutRoss'feelingsforWhiledrunk,sheleavesRossamessagesayingshe'soverThenextmorning,RossretrieveshismessageswhileatRachel'sConfrontedwiththetruthatsuchaninconvenienttime,Rosscan'tdealwithitandLater,theyargue,andRosssaysit'stoolate,becausehe'swithJulienow;heleavesHowever,hecomesrightbackandkisses[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment.Everyoneissittingatthecouches,Chandlerenters.]Chandler：OK,whatisitaboutme?DoInotlookfunenough?Istheresomethingrepellentaboutme?repellentadj.排斥的令人的[eg:TheideaofngthatisrepellenttoRachel：So,howwastheChandler：Well,itcouldn'thavebeenworse.Awomanli llypassedthroughme.Ok,sowhatisit,amIhideouslyunattractive?hideouslyadv.Phoebe：No,youarenot,youareveryattractive.Youknowwhat,Igoquestioningeveryting.Chandler：I'veputonalittlePhoebe：No,notweight...y'know,morelikeinsulationn.孤Monica：Chandler,I'munemployedandindireneedofaproject.Doyouwannaworkout?Icanremakeyou.unemployedadj.失業(yè)的/indireneedofadv.急需/projectn.事業(yè)/workoutdophysicalexercisesinordertomakeyourbodyfitandstrong/remakev.重塑Chandler：Oh,youknow,Iwould,butthatmightgetinthewayofmylying-aroundtime.getinthewayv.妨礙/liearoundv.spendone'stimerelaxingandbeingAll：C'mon.Lether.Yeah.Chandler：Alright,OK,alright.Butifweputonspandexandmyboobsarebiggerthanyours,I'mgoin'home.Spandexorelastaneisasyntheticfiber(n.)knownforitsexceptionalelasticity(nItisstrongerandmoredurable(adjthanrubberitsmajornon-syntheticcompetitor.Itwasinventedin1959byDuPontchemistJosephShivers.Whenfirstintroduceditrevolutionizedmanyareasoftheclothingindustry."Spandex"isagenericnameandnotderivedfromthechemicalnameofthefiber,whichmostmanufacturedfibersare,butanextensionofthewordexpandSpandex"isthepreferrednameinNorthAmerica;elsewhereitisreferredtoas"elastane".Oh,can'tmakehandsmeet.Opening[Scene:Hallwaybetweentheapartments.Chandlercomesoutwearingspandex,joggingince.Monicaisthere.]jogv.Chandler：OK,let'sdoit.Monica：Nothing,justneverseenyouinlittlestretchypantsstretchyadj.Chandler：Andwe'rechanging.(jogsbackinhis(Cuttothecitystreet.MonicaandChandlerarejogging.Chandlerislaggingbehindsohehopsinacabandtakesoff,leavingMonicalagbehind[Scene:BackinChandlerandJoey'sapartment.ChandlerisngAsit-upisanexercisetostrengthenyourstomachmuscles(腹肌)inwhichyouliedownandliftyourselfintoasittingpositionwithoutusingyourarmsMonica：C'mongivemefivemore.Fivemore.Monica：FivemoreandI'llflashflashshowmyboobiestoChandler：One...two...twoandahalf.OK,justshowmeoneofisworking.]work,it'sduringwork.She'sgotmengbuttclenchesatmydesk.Andnow,theywon'tbringmemymailanymore.insaneadj.精神失常的/clenchn./buttclenchn.收臀運(yùn)動(dòng)buttclenchRachel：HeyPhoebs,how'ditgowithScottlastPhoebe：Oh,itwasnice.Tookhimtoaromanticrestaurant,orderedchampagne,nice.Joey：Theguystillwon'tputout,putout<俚>agreetoPhoebe：Nope.Zilch,zilchn.ZeronothingAll：SorryPhoebe：Look,Idon'tmindtakingitslow,Ilikehimalot,he'sreallyinterestingandhe'sreallysweetandwhywon'thegiveitup?takeitslowv.Joey：Maybehedriveshiscarontheothersideoftheroad,ifyouknowwhatImean.Phoebe：No,whatdoyoumean?He'snotBritish.Joey：Maybehe'somyeyesIjustlikedefiniyfeltsomething.theothernightadv.Rachel：Yeah,buthowmuchcanyoulfromalook?Phoebe：No,Ifeltitonmyhip.Youcouldl.hipMonica：Bing.Racquetballin15Chandler：Joey,beapal.Liftupmyhandandsmackherwithpaln.兄弟/smackv.Rachel：What?C'monyouguys,Idon'tcare,Ihaveadatetonight.Joey：Woah,youhaveadate?Rachel：Yeah,Monica'ssettin'mesetupv.Joey：ButwhataboutRossand..Rachel：Ohwhat,mywholeinsanelousything?Well,y'know,asmuchfunasthatwas,I'vedecidedtooptforsanity.lousyn/optforv.選擇/sanityn.Chandler：SoyoureallyokaboutallRachel：Ohyeah,c'mon,I'mmovin'on.Hecanpressherupagainstthatwindowasmuchashewants.ForallIcare,hecanthrowherthroughthedamnthing.forallIcare<Meaningthatyoudon'tcareatall,itdoesntconcernRoss：HiRoss：Oh,Monica,IfiguredI'dcomebytomorrowmorningandpickupFluffy'soldcattoy,OK?comebyv.經(jīng)過(guò)/fluffyadj.Monica：OnlyifyousayhisfullRoss：CanIcomeovertomorrowandpickupFluffyMeowington'scatcomeoverv.過(guò)來(lái)/meown.貓Monica：Alright.Joey：You'regettingacat?Ross：Actuallywe'regettingacat.Ross：Uhhuh.Rachel：Bothofyou?Rachel：Julie:Yeah,wefigureit'lllivewithRosshalfthetime,andwithmehalfthetime.Rachel：Ohh,well,isn'tthatjustlovely?That'ssomethingthetwoofyouwillbeabletoenjoyforareally,really,reallylongtime.goodcat.(sheleavescarryinghertraythencomesbackin)OK,we'renotsupposedtotakethesewhenweleave.[Scene:Anicerestraunt.RachelisonherdatewithMicheal：Idon'tknowifMonicatoldyou，butthisisthefirstdateI'vegoneonsincemydivorce，soifIseemalittlenervous,Iam.Rachel：Howlongdocatslive?Micheal：I'msorry?Rachel：Cats,howlongdotheylivefiguringyoudon'tthrow'emunderabusorsomething?Micheal：Maybe15,16Rachel：Oh,right,clink.[downsherclinkv.(使)發(fā)Micheal：MonicatoldyouIwascuterthanthis,didn'tRachel：Oh,no,Michael,it'snotyou.I'msorry,it'sjust,it'sthisthing.It'sprobablynotasbadasitsoundsbutthisfriendofmineisgettingacatwithhisgirlfriend.Micheal：Oh,thatdoesRachel：Imeanhejuststartedgoingoutwithher.Micheal：Isthisguyanoldboyfriend?Rachel：Yeah,hewishes.Oh,I'msorry,lookatme.OK,Michael,let'stalkaboutyou.hewishesRachel：Ok.So,youevergetapetwitha[Scene:CentralPerk.PhoebeandJoeyaresittingonthecouch.]Phoebe：So,Ifigureditout.Phoebe：WhyScottdoesn'twanttosleepwithme.It's'causeI'mnotyJoey：Phoebe,that'scrazy.WhenIfirstmetyou,youknowwhatIsaidtoChandler?Isaid,"Excellentbutt,greatrack."racklargehavetoaskhim.Phoebe：You'reright,you'reright.Ah,youaresoyumhimdown.Chandlerstandsup,withaseriousexpression,andchasesher[Scene:Backintherestraunt.Rachelpoursthelastofthechampangebottleinherglass.]thatliveforlikeadayorsomething?What'retheycalled,what'retheycalled,what'retheycalled?bugn.小昆蟲(chóng)/fruitflynMichael:Fruitf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thingforawomanandhewasjustafraidthatIwasgonnagetall,y'know,likeishegonnacallmethenextday'and,y'know'whereisthisgoing'and,yaknow,blah-la.Sohesaidhewantedtoholdoffuntilhewaspreparedtobereallyserious.emotionaladj.情緒化的/holdoffv.Phoebe：Yeah,soIsaid,Ok,relaxplease,y'know,Imean,canbejustabouttwopeoplerightthereinthemoment,y'know,ifhewantstoseemeconvincedhim.Joey：Letmegetthisstraight.Hegotyoutobegtosleepwithhim,hegotyoutosayheneverhastocallyouagain,andhegotyouthinkingthiswasagreatidea.getstraight<美>了解搞通/getsbtodo使做某Joey：ThismanismyGod.[Scene:CentralPerk.RachelisclosingupandRosscomesin.Getyourcloseupv.關(guān)店/Kleenexisabrandnameforavarietyofproductssuchasfacialtissue,bathroomtissue,papertowels,anddiapers.KleenexisaregisteredtrademarkofKimberly-ClarkWorldwide,Inc..Itisaninventedword,ownedandusedasatrademarkbyKimberly-ClarksinceJune12,1924.Ross：Ididn'tgetacat.Rachel：Oh,that'sinteresting.Ross：No,noit'snotinteresting.Ok,it'sverynotinteresting.Infactit'sactually100percentcompleyoppositeofinteresting.Rachel：Alright,IgotitRoss：Youhadnorighttolmeyoueverhadfeelingsforme.Ross：IwasnggreatwithJuliebeforeIfoundoutaboutRachel：Hey,Iwasn'greatbeforeIfoundoutaboutyou.Youthinkit'seasyformetoseeyouwithJulie?Ross：ThenyoushouldhavesaidsomethingbeforeImetRachel：Ididn'tknowthen.Andhowcomeyouneversaidanythingtome?Ross：Therewasneveragoodtime.Rachel：Right,youonlyhadayear.Weonlyhungouteverybutthingsgotintheway,y'know?LikeItalianguysorex-fiancesorItalianguys.getinthewayv.妨礙/fiancén.Ross：ThepointisIdon'tneedthisrightnow,it'stoolate,I'mwithsomebodyelse,I'mhappy.Thisshiphassailed.Rachel：Yeah,what'reyousaying,youjustsortofputawayfeelingsorwhatevertheitwasyoufeltforme?putawayvRoss：Hey,I'vebeenn'itsincetheninthgrade,I'vegottenprettydamngoodatit.Rachel：Alright,fine,yougoaheadandyoudothat,alrightRachel：'CauseIdon'tneedyourstupidship.Rachel：(Rachelgetsupandopensthedoor,yellingafterhim.)Rachel：An