絕望主婦第2中英對(duì)照劇本全季打包-desperate housewives s02e

-andI'dliketoknowwhathappenedtomydaughterbeforeIdo.在那之前弄清我女兒到底是怎-Whenitcomestowisterialane,-thereareoldcrimes...-assoonasitgetsdark,wegetridofthatbody.-JimHalversonwasawarethathehadlittletoofferawoman.JimHalverson自己不怎么有女-Hewasneitherrich,norsmartnorhandsome.他既不富有,-AreyouJim?I'mSusanMayer.Jim么？我是Susan-Sowhenhisfriendsethimuponablinddatewithabeautifulstranger...所以每當(dāng)他的朋友為他安排和一個(gè)美麗的陌生女郎-Wow,you'resomuchhotterthanNikkisaidyou'dbe.你可比Nikki形容的多-Howoldareyou?-HowolddoyouthinkIam?-Jimmadethetragicdecisiontotrytobefunny.Jim做了個(gè)的決定—試圖表現(xiàn)幽-whydon'twegetourtable?-Well,no,see,thatwasfunny,呃…不是…我是開(kāi)玩笑呢-That'swhyIsaid50,'causeit'sabsurd.50-JimdideverythinghecouldtogetSusanMayertolaugh.Jim-soguesswhattimeChinesepeoplegotothedentist?猜猜什么時(shí)候看牙醫(yī)31--Ilovethat.逗死33--Rectum?Damnnearkilledhim!直腸？差點(diǎn)要了他啊-youknowwhatarectumisright?-heeventriedgentleteasing.他甚至嘗試了的-No,no,yousee,bycomparingyoutoaNazi,不不不看之所以跟納粹比-Iwasmakingthepointthatyou'resonotaNazi.--You'relikethe--andjustwhenJim就在Jim以為這次糟糕透頂?shù)臅r(shí)39--thoughtthedatecouldn'tgetany40--...Itdid.-Okay,Jim,Ineedyoutolookup...Jim-Allrightsohowdidthishappen?-Itwasanaccident.-Oh,Idon'tknowaboutthat.-Insomecultureshead-buttingisamatingritual.-DrMcCreadycanItalktoyouaboutmyhead?McCready-Ineedyoutopretendthere'ssomethingwrongwithmeandadmitmeforthenight.我需要你假裝我病情嚴(yán)重讓我留院觀(guān)察-ThisistheworstdateIhaveeverbeenoninmylife.這是我這輩子最糟的-Thatmanisthemostobnoxious,offensive,annoyinghumanbeing.我沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)這么可惡，愛(ài)人又-Andyou'relookingatmelikeI'mcrazyrightnow,-butIwillbeifIspendonemoresecondwithhim.但我要是跟他再多呆一秒鐘會(huì)瘋-SoyougottahelpmeYougottadosomething.-It'smymentalhealthMymentalhealth!-Couldyouletgoofmylapelplease?你能別抓著我的領(lǐng)子么61--Oh,sorry.哦對(duì)不起-Um,listen,I'msorryyourdate'snotgoingwell.聽(tīng)我說(shuō)我很抱歉你得不成-ButIcan'tadmityou,Susan.但我?guī)筒涣四?RightRight.-Jim,let'suh,let'stakealookatthosereflexes.Jim-What'sthecorrectmedicaltermforthecircumcisionofarabbit?-Harecut.“HareCut(兔割,與理發(fā)同音-Jim,I'mgonnaneedtokeepyouhereforawhilerunsometests.Jim-ReallyI--yeah,I'mstillworriedaboutthatbumponyourheadhere.嗯,-and,Susan,-you'regoodtogo.-Andthoughitonlylastedamoment,-Jimcaughtthelookthatpassedbetweenhisdate...Jim還是捕捉到了他的對(duì)象和醫(yī)生之間-Thankyousomuch,DrRon.Ron-Andhesuddenlygotthefeeling-thejokewasonhim.-Theannualblooddrivewasatraditiononwisterialane.-Mostresidentscametohelppromotehealthandwell-being,-butmyfriendsturnedupforadifferentreason.-Theyweregrowingincreasinglyconcerned-thattheirstreetwasinfectedwithadangerouskindofsickness.她們的街區(qū)上一種的疾病開(kāi)始-Andtheycametoconsultwithoneanotheraboutapossiblecure.-Haveyouguysnoticedhowfriendlybetty'sbeen注意到自從在她家門(mén)前發(fā)現(xiàn)尸體-sincethatbodywasfoundinfrontofherhouse?她表現(xiàn)得特別友善么-Idon'ttrustfriendlywomen.-Ijustknowthosetwohavesomethingtodowiththatdeadbody.-Doweevenknowwhoheis?那個(gè)人到底是誰(shuí)啊-Well,thepapersaidthearewithholdingthedetails.報(bào)紙說(shuō)已經(jīng)掌握了實(shí)-Bree,maybeyoushouldcallinafavorfromyourdetectivepal,Bree或許你應(yīng)該找你的-That'sagreatidea.-YoucouldhavehimdoabackgroundcheckontheApplewhites.Applewhite母子的100--Idon'tthinkIcandothat.我辦不101--WhynotYousaidhewasnice.為什么?102--Well,oncehestoppedingmeofmurderingrexhewasdelightful,but,um...自從他不再懷疑我謀殺rex以后他是滿(mǎn)友善的但…103--Idon'treallyknowhim.104--Well,somebodyhastodosomething,'causeI'mlosingsleep. o,everybody.大家好啊107--Susan,alittlebirdietoldmeyou'rehavingabirthdaysoon.Susan108--Weshouldallgooutandcelebrate.我們應(yīng)該一起出去慶祝一下111--Countmein.算我一個(gè)114--Sowhyareyoueverybody'sbestfriendallofasudden?你怎么突然成了大伙的密友似的115--Iftherewaseveratimetobeneighborly,118--Imean,weshould'vehittheroadassoonastheyfoundMonroe'sbody.Monroe119--Imeanhowdoweknowhedidn'tlfosterwherewe'rehiding?foster一家我們藏在這兒?120--Becauseifhehad,Fosterwould'veshownupbynow.因?yàn)橐撬f(shuō)了現(xiàn)在Foster家早有人來(lái)了121--Andbesides,ifwetakeoff,whatarewegonnaliveon?122--Ihaveallofourmoneytiedupinthishouse.我們的錢(qián)在這座房子上123--Sowhynotjustsellit?那干嘛不賣(mài)了?,127--Nowwhatweneedisastory-我們現(xiàn)在要編個(gè)故事128--areasonforustomove.129--Lookatthis,a-bnegative.看啊,AB型RH130--Yeahit'stherarestofallbloodtypes.是啊,131--Well,theremustbesomethinginthewateraroundtheseparts.這附近的水一定有什么特殊成分132--You'remyseconda-bnegativetoday.你是今天第二個(gè)AB型RH血了135--Thatguy.那個(gè)人137--Oh,hi.噢嗨138--Ijustwantedtothankyouforyouradviceonmyazaleas.140--Oh,itwasnotroubleatall.141--SuchashameImaynotbearoundtoenjoythem.142--Well,mymotherhastakenill.146--Wejustdon'tknowyet.147--Oh,wellwheredoesshelive??148--Oh,backinChicago.哦芝加哥149--Isitserious?病的嚴(yán)重么150--IIdon'tknowyet.152--Oh,Betty,ifthere'sanythingIcando,anythingatall...Betty156--Thatdr.Roncalled.那個(gè)Ron醫(yī)生來(lái)157--Heneedstoseeyouforafollow-upappointment.他需要為你做個(gè)檢158--Heneedstoseemeorhewantstoseeme?159--Jeez,mom,howcuteisthisguy??160--Oh,hecouldbecuter...噢比他帥的人還是有的162--Soaskhimout.163--Oh,noIcan'tdothat.164--Mom,he'sacutesurgeon.What'stheproblem??165--He'syoung.他很年輕168--Howmuchyounger?有多年輕169--Let'sjustsayifIwasaseniorinhighschool,171--Oh,well,ofcourseit'sgonnasoundgrossifyousayitthatway.哦當(dāng)然你要是這么說(shuō)就有點(diǎn)172--Butyou'rebothadults.Sowhynotjustaskhimout?但都是成年人干嘛不約他呢?173--'Causetheconversationcouldgosomethinglikethis,因?yàn)槲覀兊慕徽剷?huì)是這樣：174--"dr.Ron,Ithinkyou'rehot."“Ron醫(yī)生我覺(jué)得你很175--"Oh,well,thankyou,ma'am.176--"NowIthinkit'stimewetalkaboutyourhipreplacement.177--Mom,you'rehot179--And...clearlydesperate,andguysareintothat.而且…顯然精力旺盛喜歡這樣182--What'swrongPatsaidyoutoldheritwasanemergency!Pat說(shuō)你說(shuō)很緊急183--Theboysweresenthomefromschool.184--What?Why?Icalled.Themachinekeptpickingup.什么？為什么？我打了都轉(zhuǎn)到了留言185--Iknow.IknowLookI...188--They'retotallycontagious.他們很容易傳染的190--TheyaretomeI'veneverhadit.能傳染我！我沒(méi)起過(guò)191--Well,younevertoldmethat.你從來(lái)沒(méi)阿192--YouknowthepointisIcan'tgointhere.193--It'sahotzone.194--Well,Tom,somebody'sgottatakecareofourkids.Tom196--Andsinceyou'reimmune-既然你免疫了197--Oh,you'vegottabekiddingIhavetogetbacktowork!198--Justforacoupleofdaysuntilthey'renotcontagious.199--Itisnotthe .It'schickenpox.又不是埃博拉是水201--Yes,Iam.說(shuō)對(duì)了203--AndifyouthinkI'mbeingababynow,204--doIneedtoremindyouofwhatI'mlikewhenI'msick?205--RememberthattimeIhadstrepthroat?還記得我得濃毒性咽炎那次么206--Wewoundupinmarriagecounseling.我們后來(lái)都去了咨詢(xún)207--I'llcalltheoffice.我打給209--Uh,MrsSolis,Igottatalktoyou.Solis210--Ralph,ifthisisaboutLuisoverwateringthehydrangeasagain,RalphLuis給八仙花澆多211--Itoldyou,noonelikesatattletale.我已經(jīng)跟你了打告的213--Oh,I'msorry.哦真抱歉216--Uh,itwasallofasuddenShejustpackedherbagsandleft.217--ShesaidIhaveanillnessandIneedtogethelp.219--There'snothingwrongwithme.Ijustliketolookatprettyladiesontheinternet.我沒(méi)怎么喜歡上網(wǎng)看221--andsometimesthere'smorethanone.222--ButIonlygototheclassywebsites.但我只去一些有檔次的223--There'ssomereallysickstuffoutthere,Mrs.Solis.網(wǎng)上有不少的東西Solis太226--Um,lastnightuh,Ifoundthisnewwebsite.227--Andtherewasapictureofaladysittingonabearskinrug228--withnothingonexceptforalittlepointyelfhat.Itwasveryfestive.除了一個(gè)小矮人尖帽什么也沒(méi)穿挺喜慶的229--Uh,Ralphwhyare lingmethis?Ralph跟我說(shuō)這個(gè)干嘛230--I'msorryIt'sjustum...231--ahem.Ithinkyoureallyneedtoseethis.你該看看這232--Ohmygod!233--Thelightinglooksgreatonyou,MrsSolis.Solis234--Imeanmostofthetime,youhavetosquintatthescreentoseeanythingreallygood.大多數(shù)時(shí)候235--Andnothere,nosir,that'sgood.236--Well,umthankyou,Ralph,forbringingthistomyattention.Ralph237--Uh,Mrs.Solis,Iwaswondering...Solis太太我在想238--wouldyousignthatforme?你能給我在上面簽個(gè)名么?239--Oh,okay.哦…好吧240--wherehaveyoubeen?你這段時(shí)間去哪兒了241--Whydidn'tyoucometoseeme?怎么不來(lái)看我242--IcameeverySunday.周日都243--YouwerejusttoooutofittoknowIwashere.你只是頭腦不清醒,沒(méi)我來(lái)245--Butthenagain,thesedaysIthinkeveryone'sbeenlyingtome.但是又說(shuō)起這事,246--Thethingisyou'reherenow.不管怎么樣, lmewhatIwannaknow.那就說(shuō)說(shuō)知道的事248--Didyoufindthemanwhokilledmydaughter?你找到殺死我女兒的了嗎252--Shetriedtostealfromhimandhekilledher.她想偷他的東西,255--Ithoughtitwould,too.256--Butitdoesn't.但是,259--Well,here,letmehelpyou.好了,260--Whatthe areyou 261--You'recrazy!你瘋了!262--You'refired.Getout.你被解雇了,263--SoIguesswe'redonethen?那我們之間的事情解決了?266--yougonnacomeseemeagain?你還會(huì)來(lái)看我嗎268--Hey,guys.嘿,好270--Hi,Carlos.你好,carlos271--AllrightAReubenHowsweetisthat?好了!餡餅?272--Lunchbroughtrighttothegolfcourse.送午餐到球場(chǎng)273--Ihearyougotsomeprettysickkidsinthere.我聽(tīng)說(shuō)你家里的孩子病的不輕274--Oh,it'sjustchickenpox.哦，就是出了點(diǎn)水痘275--Butbraveheartherewillonlycomeintosleepandshower.可是這個(gè)只敢進(jìn)去睡個(gè)覺(jué)和276--Ican'tsayIblamehim.277--Iwouldn'twanttobeshootingblankseither.我也不想放空278--Bewellmyman,保重,,281--I'msorry,whatdidhemean,shootingblanks"?我不明白他剛才說(shuō)“放空”是什么意思?282--Oh,it'snothing.哦,沒(méi)什么283--There'sjustasmallchance284--ofsterilityifagrownmangetschickenpoxso...,285--we'renothavinganymorekids.Whywoulditmatter?我們都備再要孩子了為什么還要擔(dān)心286--Idon'tknowYouknowsurvivalinstinct?不知道.287--Sothatifyou'rethelastmantosurviveanuclearholocaust,就是說(shuō)如果你成為一場(chǎng)核的唯一288--youcouldrepopulatetheplanet?你會(huì)重新構(gòu)建整個(gè)地球?289--No,allI'msayingisthat,不是那意思,我是說(shuō)290--godforbidsomethingweretohappentoeitheroneofus,上帝會(huì)一些事情發(fā)生在你或我的身291--I'dwanteitheroneofustohaveyouknowoptions.道的,選擇的權(quán)力292--Soyou'resayingthatifIdied...那你是在說(shuō),如果我了293--youwouldwantasecondwifeandafamily?你想娶第二個(gè)妻子再建立一個(gè)家庭?295--Ican'tbelieveyou'veactuallythoughtaboutthis!!296--Haven'tyou?你沒(méi)想過(guò)嗎?297--ThoughtaboutwhoI'dmarryifyoudied?想過(guò)如果你死了我要誰(shuí)?298--Hmm.No.沒(méi)有299--Well,honey,it'saback-upplan.I'mnotgonnauseit.好了,,這只是個(gè)下下策我不會(huì)用300--Thenwhyhaveit?那為什么還要有呢301--Well,Idon'tknowbecause...我不知道,302--it'slikethere'sthisdoorright?就像是,這里有一扇門(mén),對(duì)嗎303--AndI'mnotplanningonactuallygoingthroughit304--becauseI'msohappyintheroomthatI'min.305--Butincaseoffireorflood,306--it'scomfortingtoknowthatthedoorisunlocked.307--Honey,I'mnotthroughwiththat!,我還沒(méi)吃完那308--Yeahwell,whydon'tyouhaveyoursecondwifemakeyoulunch,okayOops!好了,為什么不讓你的第二任老婆來(lái)給你做午飯呢?不好意思!310--Bree,uh,Bree,311--Ihavetosay,Iwas,uh,說(shuō),我,312--Iwasverypleasedtogetyourcall.非常高興接到你的313--ImeanI'msurprisedyou'dwanttohaveanythingtodowithme我是說(shuō),315--Oh,youmeanyourhavingedmeofmurderingmyhusband?哦,你是指你曾經(jīng)懷疑我謀殺316--Detectivethatisallwaterunderthebridgenow.探長(zhǎng)先生,317--Iamverygladtohearyousaythat.318--Although,Ihavetoconfess,Idohaveanulteriormotive.但是,320--Oh,wellshootwhateverIcando.哦,是嗎,請(qǐng)講,321--Wehavetheseum,newneighborstheApplewhites.我們這里來(lái)了一個(gè)新鄰居applewhite322--It'samotherandherson.TheyjustmovedherefromChicago.一位母親和兒子他們剛從芝加323--Andtheyseemverynice.Butthere's-329--Yeah,they'resecretiveandwatchful.是的,他們神神的警惕性很330--Andtherewasadeadbodyfoundinfrontoftheirhouse.331--Ican'trunabackgroundcheckonyourneighborsforbeingodd.我是不能因?yàn)楣殴侄ツ汔?32--IsthatwhyyouwantedtoseemeTo-你想見(jiàn)我就是為這事?讓333--toaskmethat?讓我這個(gè)?334--Yeah,why?是的,怎么了?335--Well,Ijust-duringtheinvestigation,哦,我以為在你丈夫的期336--Ijustthoughttherewasakindofa,um...338--YouknowIthoughtthismightbeadate.我以為這次可能算是個(gè)339--Uh,no.哦,不340--Ijustwantedtoaskyouafavor.想請(qǐng)你幫個(gè)341--Finenoharmdone.好的,342--WhendoIevergettohavelunchwithsuchalovelyladyanyway?既然能有幸邀請(qǐng)如此可人的345--Areyousurethatyoucan'tcheckontheApplewhites?你確定不能applewhite一家嗎346--Imean,Ijustknowthatthere'ssomethingthere.我的意思是,347--And,youknowIhaveasixthsenseaboutpeople.知道嗎,348--Andyet,yougotengagedtothemanwhomurderedyourhusband.不一定,你曾經(jīng)和謀殺你丈夫的349--Well,yourbloodpressurelooksfine.好了,351--YoumeanI'mnotgonnaseedrRon?你是說(shuō),Ron醫(yī)生了?352--Well,Idothefollow-upexams.是的,由我來(lái)做以后的檢查353--Dr.Rononlycomesinifthere'saproblem.如果有問(wèn)題ron354--Oh,wellmaybeIshouldgoaheadandseehimanyway,哦,好的,359--you'reexperiencingnausea,chillsandtingling,huh?你最近有,發(fā)冷及刺痛的癥狀,是嗎361--butnowthatIthinkaboutit,362--Ibetit'sjustallthecoffeeIdrink.365--Uh,no.No.不,不喜歡366--Sothetinglingisinyourfingersandyourtoes?刺痛的感覺(jué)是出現(xiàn)在手指和腳趾上的嗎367--IshouldswitchtojuiceIknowthebestjuiceplace.368--Youwouldloveit.Doyoudrinkjuice?369--Susan,howoftenhaveyoubeenhavingtheseinvoluntarymusclespasms?Susan,你這種不自覺(jué)的370--Oh,ohnotthatoften.哦,哦,371--Iprobablyjustneedagoodmassage.我可能只是需要一次很好的374--IwannagetyouinforanM.R.I.我要給你做個(gè)核磁成375--noIdon'tthinkthat'snecessary.不,376--Areyouadoctor?你是醫(yī)生嗎377--Igothighmarksinmathandscience.378--IwannagetyouinforanM.R.I.我要給你做個(gè)核磁成379--No,no,no,Ithinkgiventhemisunderstanding不,不,不,一定是我讓你誤解380--thatIshouldgetthebill.381--Iwon'thearofit.386--Letmeuh,letmegiveyouaridehome.我來(lái),387--DetectiveBartonisthissomesortofhighschoolploytogetmebacktoyourplace?barton探長(zhǎng),這不是要把我?guī)Щ氐侥慵业倪@種高中生把戲吧?388--Ijustdon'tthinkyoushouldbedrivingacar.You'vebeendrinking.覺(jué)得你不應(yīng)該再開(kāi)車(chē)了389--Ihadtwoglassesofwine.390--Three,plusthetawnyportwithdessert.三杯,391--It'sallhereonthebill392--ifyouwannatakealook.394--I yrejectedyou,我很禮貌的了395--andnowyou'regettingyourrevengebyembarrassingme.而你現(xiàn)在卻要找我難堪來(lái)396--You'vehadtoomuchtodrink.Givemeyourkeys.你不能再喝了把車(chē)給我397--Iamnotgivingyouanything.我什么都不會(huì)給你398--Exceptthebill.除了這個(gè)帳單399--whatdoyouthink 402--Pleasestepoutofthecar.請(qǐng)下車(chē)403--Oh,youcan'tbeserious.哦,你不是認(rèn)真的吧405--DetectiveIamnotdrunk,andIamnotstupid.探長(zhǎng)先生,406--Iknowexactlywhatthisisallabout.407--I'mgonnaneedyoutotakeasobrietytest.我需要帶你去做一個(gè)測(cè)408--Asobrietytest?I'mnottakinganysobriety...測(cè)試?我不會(huì)去做任何的410--Thisbehaviorstemsfromthehurtfeelingsofamanwithverylowself-esteem.這是一種一個(gè)非常自卑的在受到時(shí)才會(huì)作出的行為411--Theworldisabigplace,很412--andI'msurethereisawomanouttheresomewherewho'llrespondtoyour我肯定在某個(gè)地方一定有個(gè)女人會(huì)喜歡你的這種416--Baby,whatyou'reabouttosee,你將要看到的東西417--willmostlikelyshockandupsetyou.會(huì)讓你十分和沮喪419--RememberScott,thephotographerIwasdatingwhenwemet?scott嗎,我的攝影師?420--TheoneIdumpedforyou,421--whoneverreallygotoveritandwhoIalwayssaid422--wasgonnagetbackatme?他會(huì)來(lái)我的那個(gè)人?423--Oh,CarlosIloveyousomuch.哦,carlos,我非常愛(ài)你425--Whatisthis?這是什么427--withpicturesofmeonit.上面有我的428--Well,saysomething.好吧,說(shuō)點(diǎn)什么429--Oh,mygod.哦,430--Itwassupposedtobefunny-那本來(lái)只是用來(lái)好玩的431--anaughtylittleChristmasgiftformyboyfriend.給我男朋友的圣誕小432--Oh,mygod!哦,天哪434--I'msorry!對(duì)不起435--Lookwhatarewegonnadoaboutthis?聽(tīng)著,我們需要做點(diǎn)什么嗎436--IguessI'llcallmylawyers.我會(huì)打給我437--Igavethesepicturestohimasagift.Heownsthem.我把這些當(dāng)作送給他這些是屬于他438--ThenIguesswe'rescrewed.那么我們被敲詐440--Seehere'swhatI'mthinking-聽(tīng)著,我所想的是--441--Scott'sacoward,scott是個(gè)膽小鬼442--soyoucouldtotallyputthescareintohim.你完全可以443--Allyougottadoisgoandroughhimup,444--andhe'lltakemypicturesoffthewebsitelikethat.然后他就會(huì)像那樣把我的從那個(gè)上446--You'regonnahavetofixityourself.你應(yīng)該自己去解決它447--AndIwouldloveto,448--butIhavetheupperbodystrengthofakitten.451--Iamjustnowstartingtogetmyrageissuesundercontrol.454--Well,whenyouleftprison,didtheyleaveyouacontactlist?好吧,當(dāng)你離開(kāi)時(shí)他們有沒(méi)有給你455--SoisDrRongonnabehereforthis?Ron醫(yī)生會(huì)來(lái)做這個(gè)是嗎?456--Oh,yeah,yeah,yeah.哦,是的,是的457--Uh,there'sahookonthewallthere嗯,458--sogoaheadandgetyourstuffhungup的東西掛在上459--and,uh,justgetcomfyDrRonshouldbehereprettysoon.還有,恩,ron.461--isshetryingtoputonthedustcover??463--Howlongarewegonnaletthisgoon?我們還要看著她這樣多久465--Hi,uh,Susan?嗨…susan?467--Youdon'thavetogetundressedforthis.你不用服468--OhuhI-I,uh...469--thenwhydidyouputoutagown?那為什么放著睡袍?470--No,no,it'snotagown.不,這不是睡袍?471--It'sthedustcoverfortheM.R.I.Machine.那是核磁機(jī)的防塵473--NowIknowit'sreallycramped 474--buttrynottomove.475--Susan,Irealizethatthiswholeprocessmustbetroublingforyou.susan,我知道這整個(gè)過(guò)程讓你很煩477--Well,we'regonnagettothebottomofthis.好吧,讓我們完成這件事478--AndI'llbehereforyou,okay?我會(huì)在這里陪你,好嗎?480--Ijusthaveafeelingthateverything'sgonnaturnoutfine.482--I'dliketobuyyoudinner要請(qǐng)你共進(jìn)晚484--Youknow,IwasthinkingmaybeItalian?或許意大利菜?485--Oh,whattheheck,哦,這真是486--maybewecancallitadate.或許我們可以稱(chēng)它為489--uh,heleftawhileago.490--Hegotaphonecallfromhisgirlfriend.他女朋友打來(lái)找495--GoodmorningLuisRalph.早上好496GoodmorningMrsSolisGoodmorningMrsSolis.-早上好,solis-早上好,solis499--Well,Ithoughtaboutwhatyousaid-我仔細(xì)考慮了500--aboutthepictures-andyou'reright.關(guān)于的事--你說(shuō)得501--Itwasmymistake是的502--andIhavetolivewithit.503--What are 504--I'mlivingwithit!我要勇于面對(duì)506--Aw,you'resomean.哦你真是刻薄507--Putyourclothesonrightnow.508--WhyYoueithercareifmenleeratmeornot.干嘛?你到底在不在乎別人看我的身體509--Andyoumadeitclearthatyoudon'tSowhat'sthepoint?你不是說(shuō)你不在乎嗎?到底是什么意思?510--Gabrielle,Iamnotbeatingthisguyupforyou!Gabrielle我不會(huì)為了你去揍那個(gè)家伙511--Thenyoubetterthinkofanotherwaytogetmypicturesback.那你就能想個(gè)別的辦法把我的512--Becauseifyoudon't,peopleonwisterialanearegonnabeseeingalotmoreofme!身體就會(huì)被整個(gè)紫藤街的居民一覽無(wú)遺513--Ralph,Luisfeastyoureyes!RalphLuis一飽眼福吧515--I'llfindit!我找找516--Aah,myfinger!518--I'lllookforit,man.,520I'llfindit.Oh,myfinger!--我的手指!521--Hey,honey,嘿525--Ithinkshe'sgettingusedtothemask.526--Idon'twantyoutohaveoptionsTom.527--IfIdieIwannahearyourlifewouldbeover.528--Iwantyoutospendtherestofyourlifescreaming,529--"itshould'vebeenmeonthatplane!"“為什么在飛機(jī)上的不是我530Plane?I'massumingtherewasacrash.-飛機(jī)?-531--Itcould'vebeensomethingelse.當(dāng)然也可能是別的情況532--Okay,wait,wait,wait,wait.好等等…533--Doyouhaveanyidea534--howpainfulitistohearaboutyoueventhinkaboutyournextwifeandkids?聽(tīng)到你在考慮下任妻子和小孩的時(shí)候我有多痛苦535--Icouldneverdothat!536--Ican'timaginemylifewithoutyou.538--Honey,you'remyeverything.你也是我的一539--Okay,well,that'seasytosay,好了說(shuō)說(shuō)倒容易540--butIneedyoutoshowme.但我要你證明給我看542--Withavasectome.做切除手543--Can'tIjustgetyousomeflowers?能不能送花給你就算了?544--Look,itmakesperfectsense.這完全合理546--Andthepilljustmakesmebloat.It'llbegreat!會(huì)讓我發(fā)胖做了手術(shù)就好了!547--No,okay,Lynette,好了Lynette549--Oh,IknowIknow!550--Butitiswhatmarriedpeopledo.551--Theygooutoftheirwaytocalmeachother'sirrationalfears.552--Oh,comeonTom.553--Ireallyneedyoutodothis.你就幫幫我嘛554--Well,okay.那好吧558--canIaskyousomethin'?我能問(wèn)你些事情嗎559--I'dratheryoudidn't.你不是已經(jīng)在問(wèn)了561Started?Youknow,-開(kāi)始?-562--intheescortbusiness?開(kāi)始出來(lái)做女564--Ibettheguysgocrazywithyourwhole...肯定為你神魂顛倒565--classyrepressedthingyougotgoingonhuh?566--Imean,yourskinhaslikenopores.567--Iamnotsure,butIthinktherewasacomplimentintheresomewhere,569--ButIamnotanescort.不過(guò)我不是女570--Howmuchyouchargeanight?你一晚上多少?571--Look,I'm...聽(tīng)著我…573--Whatdoyouhavetodoexactlyfor5grand?5千塊到底包括哪些服務(wù)576--Yourcar'sattheimpoundlot.577--Andyoucanpickitupinthemorning.578--Well,howamIsupposedtogethomeIdon'thaveanymoney.那我怎么回家?581--Ihopeyouhaveabettersuggestionthanthat.我希望你有更好的建議582--Okay,well,letmethink,um...好吧那想…584--Oh,forgoodnesssakes!!587--Oh,ohI'mfine.IJust,um,hadaflattire.589--I'mawhizatchangingtiresHopin.591--butIthinkit'sactuallysomethingmoremechanical.592--Mycarhasbeenmakingjustaterriblenoise.我的車(chē)甚至發(fā)出奇怪聲響593--Well,Ihaveautoclub.沒(méi)問(wèn)題的我參加了一個(gè)汽車(chē)eon.來(lái)吧596--mycarhasbeenimpoundedbythe.我的車(chē)被扣押597--ThanksBetty,andum...多謝,betty,598--I'dappreciateitifyoucouldkeepthislittleincidenttoyourself.600--Well,that'sgoodtohear,這話(huà)耐聽(tīng)601--becausemostpeopleonthisstreetcouldn'tkeepasecret602--iftheirlivesdependedonit.,605--it'snobigdeal.607--Yesbutthedifferenceismostofthosepeoplewereactuallydrunkwhentheywerearrested.話(huà)是沒(méi)錯(cuò)區(qū)別就在于那些人的確喝醉了608--Iwasnot.但我沒(méi)有611--Well,um,it'sjust...恩,只是…612--Iknowyou'vegonethroughalot 613--thedeathofyourhusband,problemswithyourson.你丈夫的,你兒子的問(wèn)614--Itwouldonlybenaturalifyoudidself-medicate.615--I'msorry,butsincewhendoyouknowsomuchaboutmy allife?抱歉,從什么時(shí)候你對(duì)我的私生活如此了解618--thepeopleonthisstreetarenotgreatatkeesecrets.那條街上的人不擅長(zhǎng)保守619--Exceptforyou.除你之外621--Ibegyourpardon.你說(shuō)什么622--Well,youmovedintoyourhouseinthemiddleofthenight.623--Godknowswhatyoumovedinthatyoudidn'twantanybodytosee.天曉得你有什么見(jiàn)不得人的東624--Peoplehearsoundscomingatallhoursfromthere.625--And,oh,whatwasthelastone?Oh,right-噢,上次是怎么回事？噢,沒(méi)錯(cuò)626--theyfoundadeadbodyinfrontofyourhome.他們?cè)谀慵议T(mén)口發(fā)現(xiàn)一具尸體627--EverybodytalksabouttheApplewhites,所有人都在議論Applewhites628--butnobodycanfigureoutexactlywhatyoupeoplearehiding.但沒(méi)人知道究竟在隱瞞些什634--YeahI'msorrytocallyousolatebutum...635--Ireallyneedtomeetwithyoufirstthinginthemorning.但明兒一大早能碰面嗎？637--Well,I'vedecidedtosellmyhouse.639--Whatareyou 640--Uh,weneedtotalk.我們需要談?wù)?41--Andit'snotthekindoftalkwecanhaveoverthephone.上講不642--Ohareyousure?噢,643--Um,becauseIwouldlookalotbetteroverthephonerightnow.因?yàn)樯系奈也粫?huì)這么邋644--Um,Susan,your,uhyourtestresultscameback.Susan,你的化驗(yàn)結(jié)果拿到了645--Andforthelifeofme,Ican'tfigureitout.根據(jù)我的經(jīng)驗(yàn),我無(wú)法判定646--Nowbasedonthe-onthesymptomsyouweredescribing-目前根據(jù)你描述的那些癥狀…648--Yeahthedizzinessthetingling,themusclespasms,頭暈眼花,麻木,650--Italsocouldbebasedonanautoimmunedisorder.652--Ohnononono.,654--Iamsosorry.的很抱655--ButI'mnotsick.657--yournursewouldn'tletmeseeyou,andI...你的護(hù)士不讓我見(jiàn)你,所以我658--reallywantedtoseeyou,真的想見(jiàn)你一面659--soIsortoffakedallmysymptoms.660--Thedizzinessthechillsyouknowallofit.頭暈眼花,寒戰(zhàn),一切的一切661--Why-whywouldyoudosomethinglikethat?為什么你要這么做？662--What 663--Iknow.IknowIfeelreallyawful.我知道,我知道,664--Iamjustnotthebestatmeetingmen.不擅長(zhǎng)面對(duì)男665--AndIthoughtyouwerecute,666--andIsortofthoughtthatmaybeyouthoughtIwascute,668--SoIwasupallnightworriedsick670--tryingtofigureoutsomemysteriousdiseasethatdoesn'treallyexist?盡全力查明一種神秘的疾病671--Really?Youwereupallnight?真的？你沒(méi)睡673--Idon't lingpeopleIthinkthey'regoingtodie.675--Youlikeme?你喜歡我？678Whatgirlfriend?-TheonewhocalledintheM.R.I.Room?-什么女友？-那個(gè)打到檢查室679--Wehadonedate.Shewantedareferraltoadermatologist.我們過(guò)一次,她想讓我?guī)退扑]一681--Maybewecouldgooutsometime?685--No,nonotomorrow'snogoodI'llstillbeangry.不不,明天不行,686--IshouldbecooleddownbyFriday.到星期五就沒(méi)事了687--Oh,uh,Friday'sgood.星期五不錯(cuò)688--Oh,there'sonething-噢,689--yourM.R.IShowedthatyouhaveawanderingspleen.691--It'sawanderingspleenIt'snobigdeal.692--Sometimesthethingjustmovesaroundinthere.有時(shí)那些玩意兒會(huì)游來(lái)游去693--Butwe'llkeepaneyeonit.但我們會(huì)留心注意,699--Ican'tgointhere.IthoughtIcould,butIcan't.我無(wú)法進(jìn)去,701--EversinceIgotoutofprison,702--I'vebeentryingtoleadabetterlife.703--Andforthefirsttime,Icanhonestlysay704--thatI'magoodcatholic,andIdon'twanttoruinthat.我是一個(gè)善良天主我不想毀掉705--Sodothistodayandgotoanextralongmasstomorrow.708--look,I'mreallytryingtounderstandyourmoraldilemmahere,Iam.的理解你良心的掙扎真709--Butifyoudon'tgetmypicturesback,但如果你不去把我的拿回711--Youthinkourgardeneristheonlylocalpervsurfingtheweb?,713--Youusedtogocrazy714--whenmenwouldsomuchaslookatmethewrongway-一遇到其他多看我兩715--andthat'swhenIhadclotheson.而且我還沒(méi)有716--I'mtryingtobebetterthanthatnow.717--Ormaybeyoujustdon'tlovemeasmuchasyouusedto.718--Whycan'tyoujustletmebea 720--youwouldn'tevenaskmetogointhere.你就不會(huì)我去那721--Ifyoureallylovedme,Iwouldn'thavetoask!如果你真的愛(ài)我我也不需要這么724--Bea 726--It'snotthatIdon'tloveyou.I-728--Whatareyou 729--I'mgettingyourpicturesback.我去的拿回730--I'mnotgonnahurthim.我不會(huì)731--I'lltalktohim,733--CanIhelpyou?735--Youhave,uh,nakedpicturesofmywifeonyourwebsite.你的上有我妻子的,738--Well,youknowwhat?