[關(guān)于短篇英文笑話帶翻譯] 英文詩歌 短篇帶翻譯

1、關(guān)于短篇英文笑話帶翻譯 英文詩歌 短篇帶翻譯 冷笑話是近幾年才出現(xiàn)的新興語言現(xiàn)象，它以網(wǎng)絡(luò)為主要的傳播方式。它是幽默的一種特別的表現(xiàn)形式，主要流傳于網(wǎng)頁，微博，貼吧等。它與傳統(tǒng)的笑話不同，有其獨(dú)特的產(chǎn)生和理解方式。共享關(guān)于短篇英文笑話帶翻譯，盼望可以關(guān)心大家! 關(guān)于短篇英文笑話帶翻譯：the poor husband you cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complainedto his friend. she asks me a question, then answers it h

2、erself, and after that sheexplained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 可憐的丈夫 "你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的難，'一個(gè)男人對他的伴侶訴苦說，"她問我一個(gè)問題，然后自己回答了，過后又花半個(gè)小時(shí)跟我說明為什么我的答案是錯(cuò)的。' 關(guān)于短篇英文笑話帶翻譯：i want a nightmare before the final examination, tom told his mother, mom, i had a dream last night that

3、 i passed todays exam. dont trust dreams, dear. it is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite. mother replied. then i do hope ill fail the other subjects n my dream tonight, tom said. 想做壞夢 在期末考試之前，湯姆告知他的母親：媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢，夢見我通過了今日的考試。不要信任夢，友愛的。據(jù)說夢中的經(jīng)受通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。媽媽答道。那么，我真盼

4、望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。湯姆說。 關(guān)于短篇英文笑話帶翻譯：toms excuse teacher: tom, why are you late for school every day? tom: every time i come to the corner, a sign says, school-go slow. 湯姆的借口 老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到? 湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著：學(xué)校-慢行。 關(guān)于短篇英文笑話帶翻譯：i can go home. one day after school the teacher said to his students,

5、 tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, i will permit him or her to go home earlier. the next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. he was very angry and asked, who did it? please stand up! its me, said bob, now, i can go home. good

6、-bye, sir. 我可以回家了 一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對他的同學(xué)們說：明天上午，假如你們當(dāng)中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能首先回答我的問題，我就準(zhǔn)許他或她最先回家。其次天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)覺黑板被涂得污七八糟，他特別生氣的問：誰涂的?請站起來!鮑勃說：先生，是我，現(xiàn)在我可以回家了，再見! 關(guān)于短篇英文笑話帶翻譯：money and friends a: which do you find more important, money or friends? b: friends, of course. a: why? b: i can always borrow money from friends. 錢和

7、伴侶 甲：你認(rèn)為錢和伴侶哪一個(gè)更重要? 乙：當(dāng)然是伴侶。 甲：為什么? 乙：我總可以從伴侶那兒借到錢。 關(guān)于短篇英文笑話帶翻譯：dont be selfish a mother is admonishing her son. -now, john, dont be selfish. let your little brother share the bicycle with you. -but mother, i do. i ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill. 別太自私 一位母親在勸說她的兒子。 聽著，約翰，別太自私，讓你的弟

8、弟和你共用一輛自行車。 媽媽，我是讓他。我先騎下坡，他再騎上坡。 關(guān)于短篇英文笑話帶翻譯：shed rather buy a gift while on a trip, mom realized that she had forgotten a present for dads birthday. thats okay, he said, the only thing i want is for you to love, honor and obey. mom pondered that idea and then replied id rather buy you a gift. 她寧愿買一件禮物 旅途中，媽媽想起她遺忘給爸爸買一件生日禮物。沒關(guān)系，他說，我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞