簡短英語笑話 [關(guān)于簡短英語笑話短文閱讀]

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯簡短英語笑話 關(guān)于簡短英語笑話短文閱讀 笑話能反映出一個(gè)民族的價(jià)值系統(tǒng)及其對四周世界確定和否定的態(tài)度。本文是關(guān)于簡短英語笑話短文，盼望對大家有關(guān)心! 關(guān)于簡短英語笑話短文：perfume a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. she turns to the old italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, giorgio - beverly hill

2、s, $100 an ounce! another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. she arrogantly turns to the old italian woman and says, chanel no. 5, $150 an ounce! about three floors later, the old italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off

3、 the elevator. before she leaves she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, turns, bends over, and farts. broccoli - 49 cents a pound. 關(guān)于簡短英語笑話短文：married women q: why are married women heavier than single women? a: single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. married women come ho

4、me, see whats in bed and go to the fridge. 關(guān)于簡短英語笑話短文：in the hotel lobby a man is in a hotel lobby. he wants to ask the clerk a question. as he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. they are both quite startled. t

5、he man turns to her and says, mam, if your heart is as soft as your breast, i know youll forgive me. she replies, if your penis is as hard as your elbow, im in room 436 關(guān)于簡短英語笑話短文：wild thinking a teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this: if there

6、are 3 birds on a powerline and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left. he answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back,i like the way you think. then the student asked the teacher if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married? the teacher turned bight red and said,the one that is sucking the ice cream. he answered,no, the one with the wedding ring, but i like the way u think. 看了&q