英語(yǔ)搞笑短劇劇本W(wǎng)ord版

1、傳播優(yōu)秀Word版文檔 ，希望對(duì)您有幫助，可雙擊去除！三打白骨精Three Times Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平） B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss (湊近T)（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E:

2、 Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (縮手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the westE: ButT: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (遞)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words on

3、ce again,I will ,I will.S: You will what(兇相)?E: (軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away.T

4、: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is.?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge

5、is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Lets play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1: (接近三人，望著)Can I join you?J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are

6、a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S: (回來(lái)，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)AhT: (氣憤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dontT:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱頭)T: (嗆住，咳)Wukong,Im disappo

7、inted with you!B: (真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?.(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S: （咬牙切齒）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two.(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukon

8、g, game over!(變成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸體)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(哭喊)S: Ill kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S: (悲，離去)（音樂，營(yíng)造 “假”

9、悲傷氣氛）人鬼情未了J: boss, brother Monkey is.T: Dont mention that guy any more!B: (出現(xiàn)) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T: （驚）You are.B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B: (抓住T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I cant understand.What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).Monkeys intuit