超人總動(dòng)員節(jié)選臺(tái)詞新.doc

Helen and Jack-Jack cooingDashMom.- Youre making weird faces again.- HelenNo, Im not.BobYou make weird faces, honey.- HelenDo you have to read at the table?- BobUh-huh. Yeah.HelenSmaller bites, Dash. Yikes! Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat. Dash, you have something you wanna tell your father about school?- Dash Well, we dissected a frog.- HelenDash got sent to the office again.- BobGood. Good. HelenNo, Bob, thats bad.- What?- Dash got sent to the office again.- BobWhat?! What for?- Helen Nothing . He put a tack on the teachers chair.during class. DashNobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape. BobThey caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must have been booking. How fast were you going? HelenWe are not encouraging this. Im not, Bob Im just asking how fast.HelenHoney!-Crash Bob Great. First the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table. HelenWhat happened to the car? Bob Here. Im getting a new plate. Helen So, how about you, Violet? How was school? Violet Nothing to report.- HelenYouve hardly touched your food.- Violet Im not hungry for meatloaf.- HelenWell, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta.What are you hungry for? Dash Tony Rydinger .VioletShut up.- DashWell, you are.- Violet I said, shut up, you little insect.- DashWell, she is.-Helen Do not shout at the table.- Honey!-Bob Kids! Listen to your mother.Dash Shed eat if we were having Tony loaf. VioletThats it! Stop it! Dash youre gonna be toast! Helen Stop running in the house.Helen Sit down!- DashHey, no force fields!- Violet You started it.HelenYou sit down! You sit down! Violet!-Shouting in background- Bob mutteringSimon J. Palatino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing?- Gazer beam.-Helen Bob! Its time to engage. Do something! Dont just stand there!- I need you to intervene!- BobYou want me to intervene? Okay. Im intervening!All shouting HelenViolet, let go of your brother.Jack-Jack Hello?Bob Get the door.-Dash Hey, Lucius!-Lucius Hey, Speedo. Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.- BobIce of you to drop by.- LuciusHa! Never heard that one before.- Gargling Dash Lucius!- Lucius Whoa!- Lucius Ha, ha.- Dash Oh!- I like it when it shatters.- BobIll be back later.-HelenWhere are you two going?- LuciusIts Wednesday. Helen Bowling night. Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius. Lucius Will do. BobGood night, Helen. Good night, kids. HelenDont think youve avoided talking about the principals office. Your father and I are still gonna discuss it. DashIm not the only kid whos been sent to the office. HelenOther kids dont have superpowers.- Now, its perfectly normal.- VioletWhat do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about normal?- HelenNow, wait a minute, young lady.-VioletWe act normal. I wa